Disclaimer: I don't rightfully own Inuyasha, but I can unrightfully own him can't I? In that case, Rumiko Takahashi and I shall fight to the death. Death struggle! -waves hands around violently-
A/N I find myself becoming more and more and more and more and more creative every day. Or am I just paranoid? -shrugs- Urgh, I totally freaked for a whole night last night 'cuz my friend said my story sucked and well...I freaked and fumbled for a WHOLE night last night. -sighs-
Last time when we left off...(this is getting stupid and it's wasting space.)
Inuyasha grinned from behind the door, Kagome was a stubborn girl; but alas; she was a sucker for her stomach. He leapt forward from behind the corner to help Kagome get out of the 'paper cranes'. This was too easy, he'd have her beggin for him in no time at all. "This is too easy peasy..." Inuyasha murmered to himself as he lifted a crane from Kagome's head.
The easy-ness of it all should've made him suspious.
The next AWESSHOOMMME chapter: CHAPTER 8.
Time was getting hard to kill and it soon ended up with Miroku and Sango playing the most desperate game of all.
"Go Fish." Miroku moaned as he reached his hand towards the pile.
"Do you have any nines?"
Miroku pouted as he threw a nine of spades towards Sango.
"Do you have any tens?"
"Go Fish."
"Any fours?" Sango smiled blissfully as Miroku threw her another card. "I win."
"Again?"
Sango gave him a hard stare. "Miroku, we've been playing: "'Go Fish.' For the past 4 hours."
"So?"
"My turn to choose a game.."
"Pattycake?" Miroku's eyes were strangely glazed over.
"You're not serious..."
"You just see how much I am." He huffed as he turned towards the wall and began slowly chanting and patting the wall with each hand in turn. "Pattycake, pattycake; baker's..."
The front door opened with a creak. "Hi Haku." She heard a slightly surpressed groan coming from her younger brother.
"I had nothing to do with the car crash!" Kohaku blurted out but quickly covered his mouth in vain when he realized exactly how much litres of suspicion he had just spilled over Sango.
Sunday. Kagome hated Sundays, absolutely detested them. Either she, or Sango had some leftover homework they haven't finished. And school was the day after...Oh joy. And this just happened to be the most miserable day of all...The day she was due to go out with Inuyasha for a date. It froze her spine when she thought of the misery she would be bound to go through. Kagome lazily tied her hair into a frizzy ponytail, maybe if she looked worse enough; he would cancel on her. Without bothering to check in the mirror or applying any sort of makeup whatsoever, she closed her door tightly and skipped downstairs.
There was a crowd gathered at the bottom. It looked about similar to when another one of Kagome's cousins was waiting for her prom date. Everyone was gathered downstairs while she walked down the stairs in a beautiful silk gown. Except this time, Kagome was dressed in crinkled jeans, and a tank top. Hmm, total bling bling. And Inuyasha was in a,
Black tux.
Oh my gosh.
Kagome choked on her laughter as she watched Inuyasha struggle with his stiff ironed pants and his...
Pink bowtie.
Oh. My. Gawd...
"How come I have to wear a shitty tux if she gets to dress like a slob?"
Kagome sent Inuyasha a glare that clearly said: Am-not-a-slob. But what she said made her expression even more clearer. "Am not a SL-OB!" Kagome protested as Rin and Sesshoumaru engaged themselves in a fury of nudges. (A/N sigh, the poor losers who think they're going to be aunts and uncles...) "What's with the tux anyways?"
"I know! Isn't it so KAWAI?" Rin piped up from beside Inuyasha. "He looks so clean!"
Kagome gave Rin a wary look.
Inuyasha grunted as he led her towards the back of the house, ignoring the fact that Rin and Sesshoumaru were engaged in another fury of nudges. It was so pathetic.
As they passed a small closet, Inuyasha suddenly rushed inside and changed; looking totally messed up when he came out.
But at least he looked normal now...But then, he still had a pound of girly makeup on his face but she wasn't going to tell him that.
Making light conversation as they walked to Inuyasha's car (red, obviously.)...polite conversation anyways, it was getting scary and the tension in the air was thick enough to cut an apple with. Knives and apples...Kagome shuddered, that led to a topic she did NOT even want to think about on a date with Inuyasha...a forced date.
Inuyasha gulped, shit; he never had trouble with girls before...But then; Kagome never really qualified as a girl in his heart, she was always the murderer, the guy with the whip in the jailcell...the hott girl in the jailcell...with one of those whips...who wore really really really short skirts...and...
"Isn't the weather just dandy?" Kagome cut into his thoughts, attempting to make light conversation. Inuyasha stared at her strangely. "I'm just trying to make comfortable conversation here..."
"...Oh..."
"The sun is so sunny."
"Uh yeah, and the clouds are so cloudy." Inuyasha rolled his eyes before playing along. "And the sky ish so sky-ish."
Kagome snorted as they reached the car, Inuyasha went in on his side before opening Kagome's door. Kagome just stood there.
"Um...come in..."
She huffed, "Don't you know anything about good manners? You're supposed to make sure I get in before you just budge in."
Inuyasha thought for a second before remarking sarcastically, "Do I care?"
"How are you supposed to woe girls if you treat them like shit?"
"I dunno...why don't you ask the 59 girls that I dumped before?"
Kagome went in and slammed the door, Inuyasha winced as the sound almost destroyed his little delicate ears. Inuyasha reached over and started the ignition before opening the radio. For a second it was all quiet.
And then a loud scream sounded from the speaker.
Inuyasha swayed his head to the music as he drove off.
Kagome glared at him angrily before turning off the radio. "I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT KIND OF MUSIC!"
"Sure you are." He turned it on again.
"ARE NOT!" She turned it off.
"ARE TOO!" He turned it back on.
"ARE NOT!" She turned it back off.
"ARE TOO!" Back on.
"ARE SOOOOOOOO NOT!" Back off.
"ARE TOO!"
"ARE NOT!"
"ARE SOOO NOT!"
"ARE SOOOOOO TOO!"
"ARE NOT NOT NOT NOT!"
"ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT!"
They fought for a while and then suddenly both their hands landed on the knob. Kagome blushed. Their hands touched for a while before Kagome jerked her hand away.
"If you think touching me in any way will get me to like you. You are a dumbass." She turned towards the window and remained silent.
Inuyasha sighed as he drove past a firetruck. Aww dammit...
A/N Olah pplz! Whee whootsies I'm finally done dis chapter! A kind of (not really) fluffy part at the end...Kagome BLUSHED! Wheee... -eyes twitch- And wellzo... I'm planing to fix parts of my story. (The spellin and such...) So you might not see me (or another chapter) for a while... ; Or maybe I'll do the editing next time... Gawsh, I'm still lazy and my friggin speeeel check ish still busted. '. And just to do some advertising for my friend, inufurubashamanaddic (long name I know...) urm...read his ffix. Although you shouldn't be his fan cuz I'm like...SOO much better. Actually I don't really mind if you DON'T read his ffics at all. -smiles sweetly as friend chases after me with large wooden mallet- Oh well, as my friend remarks: -go hides in Onigumo's cave- Taa taa!
Ja ne!
Bexxxy Beee... -whee!-
I sooooooooooooooooooo rock. -me and my big head!-
