TITLE: What's In A Name
AUTHOR: Vid Z.
PAIRING: Harm/Singer
TIMELINE: Season 5
CATEGORY: Humor, Romance
DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show JAG are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Right, first things first. I don't know who came up with the idea that all men name their... manhoods. Must've been a woman to make men look silly. I don't do something as silly as that and neither does any guy I know. Just so we're clear on that...
Anyway, I came up with this fic after having seen another Australian beer commercial where some guys discuss 'names'. Even though it's completely out of character for Harm to do it, and I can't imagine him doing something like that ever, I got a flash of Harm having named it the way he did in the fic.
Normally I would've written this as a Harm/Jen fic, but I just can't imagine Jen coming up with a question like that. While I can fully and without problem imagine Loren coming up with it and asking it, extremely easily at that.
That said, on with the show and I hope you get a few good laughs from it!
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They rested for an hour after having made love for the first time when the tranquility of the moment was broken by Loren's voice.
"So... what do you call him?"
Harm, who was on the verge of drifting off, responded less than articulately. "Huh?"
Loren dragged herself on top of him, making him shiver at the feel of her hard nipples teasing his chest. The sensation of his rough chest hair scratching her sensitive nipples lightly caused an answering shiver in Loren.
"I said." she whispered in his ear, quickly licking his earlobe and then lightly biting it, making Harm groan. "What do you call your... ahem.." she glanced down, making it clear what she meant.
"Oh." Loren was fascinated to discover Harm's eartips reddened darkly. "Uh. The Commander."
She snickered, finding it hillarious. "The Commander, huh? What happens when you become a Captain?"
Harm suddenly turned the tables on her and she found herself on her back looking up into his darkened eyes, with his full length on top of her, anchored in the cradle of her thighs.
With a voice rough with unconditional love, passion and pure desire he whispered. "He get's promoted."
Then he brought his mouth down on hers and she lost all ability to think.
When they later lay sated in each other's arms and spooning, she drew his arm tighter around her body, enjoying the blissful feeling of being surrounded by him. Just as she was drifting off one idle thought crossed her sleepy mind.
'Ridiculous names or not, I love him and fully intend to spend the next 50 years with him.'
And she did.
THE END