Goku and Vegeta's new jobs
"Ok now the closet planet to the sun is mercury" Gohan said pointing to a board "Dad are you eating again?"
"No what gave you that idea?" Goku asked with his mouth full
"Your cheeks are bulging with food" Gohan replied
"Man what an idiot" Vegeta thought to himself
"I heard that!" Goku shouted reading Vegeta's mind, "I also heard you're planning on beeping Bulma tonight"
"Shut up Kakarot that is confidential" Vegeta shouted
"Oh ok then" Goku replies
"Uh dad today is the last day of school and mother wanted me to tell you something" Gohan said sounding a little shocked
"What is it son?" Goku asks
"She wants you and Vegeta to get jobs" Gohan replied
"What!" Goku and Vegeta shout in unison
"I know I'm surprised myself"'
"Hey Vegeta why don't we go on Zarbon's masterpiece theatre, they pay off a lot of money" Goku asked reading an article in the paper (scary huh?)
"Ok fine with me" Vegeta replied
(At the studio)
"Hello welcome to Zarbon's masterpiece theatre, I'm zarbon" said Zarbon to the audience
"And I'm Nappa" The co-host Nappa replied
"Today we have two guest they're both from Dragonball Z and GT and I'm sure one of them was the originals, so please give it up for Vegeta and Goku"
"Hello how are you two today" Goku asked as he sat down
"Hi" said Vegeta coldly as he too sat down
"So you two what have you have been doing since Dragonball Z?" Asked the host Zarbon
"Well we have spent most of the time at school where friends of ours were the teachers, and my wife was the principal it was pretty weird" Goku relied
"Wait you two at a school that's pretty funny" laughed the redneck Nappa
"Hey Nappa read the sign?" Vegeta asked knowing what would happen
"What… You I hate you" Nappa said angrily
"That's pretty cool, anyway do you two have any new abilities you would like to show us?" asked Zarbon
"I do" Vegeta answered "I have the ability to read"
"You better watch your mouth or I'll kick your ass" Nappa shouted truly enraged
"Actually Zarbon" Goku interrupted, "I have the ability to read minds here I'll read your mind Zarbon" Goku looks into Zarbon's eyes for a few seconds then, "Ok Zarbon is thinking what would Vegeta look like in a gimp suit"
"WHAT THE HELL!" Vegeta shouts disgusted by Goku had just said
"Zarbon is gay if you're wondering" Nappa replied
"I'M NOT GAY!" Zarbon shouts "NAPPA READ THE (BEEPING) SIGN!"
"I can't read, do we have to go back there" Nappa sobs
"There, there" Goku says as he reaches out to pat Nappa on the shoulder
"Don't touch me I'll kick your ass, I take anger management classes I know how to breathe in 1…2… I always forget after that but I know it's coming"
"3" Zarbon says
"Yeah that's it" Nappa replies
"And what comes after 3 Nappa?"
"Me kicking your ass for making fun of me"
"Hold up I just found I new thought in Zarbon's head" Goku shouts
"What does it say?" Vegeta asks impatiently
"It says… I hope Goku doesn't read this thought of me beeping Bulma last night" Goku rein acts
"Geg ouah I'm so gonna have to like punch something now damit" Vegeta says truly enraged, "Hey Mr assistant boy, boy, you with the coffee give me some coffee, you SON OF A BH BEEPING MY WIFE IT'S YOUR FAULT, Not Susie's I have anger issues 1..2 …3…2..5 DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, boy giving me my damn coffee oh man"
"Uh Susie maybe you should turn the camera off" Zarbon stutters
"I'm gonna kill you Zarbon!" Vegeta shouts
"No get away from me!"
"Come on boy you said you wanted some!"
(Vegeta kills Zarbon)
(It looks like Goku and Vegeta's first job wasn't their best, will they find a job worth sticking to, tune in next time for the next exciting chapter of Dragonball Z)
(Next time on Dragonball Z Goku and Vegeta get jobs as retail car dealers but will they keep this job find next time on Dragonball Z)
Car dealers