Hey there, this is my first fic so pls be nice. I've managed up enough inspiration to write my own story now.
Disclaimer: I don't own PAW Patrol or any of it's characters.
It was a nice and cool afternoon in Adventure Bay and Mayor Goodway was ready to go home. She was about to leave her office when the phone rang.
"Ooo better check this." She said as she ran over and picked up the phone.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Listen here you fat bitch!" A voice shouted from the other end. He sounded like an old southern man who smoked a lot of cigarettes.
"We're gonna go over there and blow up your nuclear plant you hear!?" The voice continued before hanging up.
Mayor Goodway put her hand to her mouth. "Oh my." Was all she could say nervously.
She called a number, the only number she could think to call.
"Hey Ryder, we have a problem, a big problem."
Three men were on their way to the Adventure Bay Fusion Reactor in a white pickup truck. They had the back filled with demolition charges and a duffel bag filled ammo, AR 15s, shotguns, and 357 revolvers.
The old man in a plaid shirt in the driver's seat threw his cig out of the window.
"Stupid bitch, can't even pay my trailer off because of her." He muttered to himself.
"And can you stop smoking that shit in here!?" He yelled to a hippie looking skinny guy in the backseat who was smoking a blunt.
"Na man, you should try one it could cool your nerves down bra." He said casually. He had blond hair and sunglasses, as well as a green hoodie.
The old man just grunted in response.
"Or you could try food, it always gets me feeling good as a butter biscuit." Snorted a fat guy in the passenger seat with a black wife beater on and a fishing hat. He pulled out a half eaten rib he had stuffed in his arm and started to chew on it, then picked up his warm Dr Pepper to have it ready.
"And is that why you have to go take a shit ten times a day Ricky?" The old man asked sarcastically.
The fat guy looked at him all offended.
"You have to piss a hundred times a day, maybe you should lay off the cigs and Mountain Dew old Mike." He shot back.
"Ay guys peace y'all, peace…"
"Shut the fuck up Earl!" The two up front both yelled.
The power plant came in view.
"So do you guys know the plan?" Mike asked.
"Yeah we go in there and we smoke the guards and workers than we light that bitch up like the Fourth of July." Ricky answered.
"Then we bring world peace." Earl added.
Mike shot him a look like he planned to shoot him when this was over.
"Let's just hope we don't run into that darn Pup Patrol or whatever." Ricky finished.