Disclaimer: I don't own PAW Patrol or any of it's characters.
The pups were hard at work in the Lookout fitness room. Chase, Skye, Rocky, Marshall, Rubble, and Zuma were all lifting weights and pumping iron. A loudspeaker was playing their theme song.
"The Badass Fucking PAW Patrol!"
"The Badass Fucking PAW Patrol!"
The genre was hard rock, it got them pumped.
"Whenever shit in Adventure Bay is going down, the PAW Patrol are inbound!"
They benched even faster.
"Chase, Skye, Rocky, Rubble, Marshall, and Zuma are all ready to kick ass and take names!"
Veins could be seen through their fur.
"There is no problem too fucking big and no pup too badass!"
Their eyes looked as if they were about to burst.
"The Badass Fucking PAW Patrol!"
"The Badass Fucking PAW Patrol!"
(Metal Scream)
"Ready to fucking role!" They all yelled as they pushed the weights up in place.
Marshall was struggling to push his up and he strained and wheezed.
Zuma got in his face. "Push that shit!" He screamed. He continued to violently grunt and drool in Marshall's face as he struggled to get the bar up.
He eventually did and exhaled. "Dude that's fucking nasty, stop." He complained.
"Yeah! Feel this!" Chase demanded as he flexed his right bicep.
"How about this!?" Skye yelled as she flexed hers.
Chase immediately dropped his and felt intimidated.
The door busted open.
"Alright bitches let's go! We have a call!" Ryder yelled.
"Hey we're still working out!" Rocky yelled.
"Yeah!" Rubble agreed.
"You guys aren't lifting shit now get in the Observatory!" Ryder yelled.
The pups nodded and got in the elevator after Ryder, which took them up to the Observatory. Ryder went over to the main computer and pulled up the map of Adventure Bay. The pups got in their places.
"Just got a call from Mayor Goodway, said some strange rednecks called her and made a bomb threat against the nuclear plant." Ryder informed as he showed the plant on the map.
"Rednecks? Here in Adventure Bay?" Skye asked confused.
"Must be from the Trailer Park, that place is breeding guy's like these." Chase said.
"An anyways way got to stop them, they're considered domestic terrorist now so lethal force is necessary." Ryder said.
"And just imagine the damage that will cause to the people and the environment of Adventure Bay." Marshall said with concern.
"Screw the environment, just imagine the mess I'd have to recycle." Rocky complained.
"I just don't want the power to go out." Rubble said as he thought about his game system.
"And with all that radiation I'll grow a second dick." Zuma added as looked down and contemplated. "Or it would actually be cool?" He asked to himself.
Ryder cleared his throat. "In ANYWAYS, we have to stop them with lethal force so get your asses to the Changing Room and get geared up!" He yelled.
The PAW Patrol got in the elevator and stopped at the Changing Room on the way down. They put on their helmets and Kevlar pads with ammo pouches and got their primary weapons and side arms.
Rocky had a Remington 870 for door breaching and close encounters while Rubble got an XM 25 for demolition and armored targets.
The other pups got Scar H battle rifles and SIG MCX assault rifles.
As for the sidearms they had either M1911 MEUs or Glock 10mms. They also loaded their pup packs with frag grenades and flash bangs.
The finished gearing up and met Ryder in the Garage. He had their motorcycles ready. They mounted up and Ryder got in his.
"PAW Patrol let's fucking roll!" Ryder yelled before they all took off for the power plant.