A/N: So well... Since my Maths class was cancelled... I now have two hours to type out the next chapter!! Yay!... So... Since this was a rush job, the ideas will come to me as I type. So sorry for the suddenness or whatever it is that will make this fanfic sucky... Otherwise, enjoy this continuation!
As an additional warning: this chapter contains spoilers of future episodes of Naruto... so... If you don't mind... Read on!
"Well... We won't know until we open it!..."
It
has been one week...
One
entire week since he said that...
And what a week it was!
How
could one simple Birthday disaster turn into such a wonderful
experience...
Naruto thought, while lying in bed...
- Flashback -
"Open it!" Cheered the people in the background...
Something that big has to be something good... or, even better, expensive...
Naruto
hungrily tugged at the big ribbon... In his mind flashed the thought
of a year's supply of Ramen
The
big ribbon was discarded onto the floor... next came the wrapping
paper...
The
commotion in the background was increasing...
The
excitement was building...
What
was in the box!?
Naruto
tore the wrapper to bits...
The
dark blue and red wrapping paper lay shredded on the floor... thanks
to the overly-excited Naruto...
All that was left was a...
"A
sealing tag..." Naruto said... softly...
"Who
the hell would place a sealing tag on a birthday gift?!" Naruto
shouted to nobody in particular...
Naruto stared at the damn thing with hate...
He would have torn it off... BUT Neji and Sakura stopped him...
"Wait... it could be a trap!" Sakura sounded her worries... as she pulled Naruto away from the big box...
The now Jounin Hyuuga Neji activated his Byakugan...
"Its
no good... whatever that's inside the box can't be seen due to the
Sealing tag..." Neji reported...
"Same
here..." Kiba joined... "...but Akamaru said it smells
familiar..."
After Shino passed his bugs over the box and declared it as not having any explosive devices attached... Sakura and Naruto tip-toed slowly towards the box...
Sakura began to interpret the seal...
"It
is an S-Rank Sound seal..." Sakura said... "And unfortunately...
the only one who can unseal it is Naruto... for some odd reason..."
Naruto
gulped... he did not want to die on his birthday...
"Is there any other way to open it?" Naruto looked around the room... "Kakashi-sensei... can't you do anything about it?"
Kakashi
came forward... His hair was jutting up at weird angles and his
Jounin vest was unzipped...
He
bent over the box to interpret the seal...
"Hmm..."
The entire room held its breath... "... I think... no wait..."
Oh my god!!! What the hell is in that box!!!
"Yes... I think something could be done..." Kakashi declared... "Naruto, Sakura... erm... Sai... Help me carry this box outside..."
With that, the (new) team 7 carried the box outside...
When it was placed on the middle of the road, Kakashi drew a large seal on the ground around it... He then beckoned the other Jounin teachers to help...
Kakashi began his unsealing ritual...
An amazing flurry of hand seals was formed... It was so fast that even the Byakugan of the Hyuuga family could not catch all of it...
"Nezumi, Usagi, Tora..." Neji said out what he could see...
Kakashi
stopped at the Snake hand seal... the other teachers followed suit...
and simultaneously, they all shouted - "Kai!"
From
the feet of each Jounin arose an Ink snake... all of which started
slithering towards the S-Rank Sound seal...
Once they reached it however...
"What!?
How could THAT, of all things, fail!?" Kakashi practically shouted,
as he slid up his Hitai-ate to reveal his Sharingan...
Then
something odd happened... Kakashi fainted...
"No...!"
A teary eyed Iruka shouted, as he went over to Kakashi that was lying
unconscious on the ground...
Sakura
immediately went over to administer Medical Jutsu on Kakashi... Once
she got there however...
"Oh My GOD!" Sakura said... "Pervert!"
She then punched Kakashi awake...
Kakashi woke up with a nosebleed and drool flowing out of his mouth...
"That
was the best thing ever!" Kakashi said to Iruka...
Now
everyone wanted, no, NEEDED to know what the hell was in the box!
Whatever
it was, It caused the most perverted (second only to the great
Jiraiya-sama) person to faint...
There
was no other option...
Naruto HAD to unseal it himself...
He just had to... If not everyone would have killed him...
Naruto
gulped in terror as he approached the box...
He
stared in worry at the sound seal...
He
then placed his hand on top of it...
And then...
"Ne,
Sakura-chan..." Naruto started...
"Just
hurry up and do it Naruto!!!" Sakura said with her hands balled up
in rage (and excitement)
It
was the moment of truth...
It
was now or never...
It
was do or die...
Naruto tore off the Sound Seal... and immediately, a cloud of smoke engulfed Naruto and everyone else present...
What came out from the box was...
(Suspense Building!!!)
A fully nude Sasuke, with bunny ears... with the words "Eat Me!" written across his chest...
Kakashi
fell over from extreme blood loss...
Sakura,
Ino and every girl on the street practically swooned in happiness...
Kiba
tried to look away... but was awed by the Beauty that was Sasuke's
Naked body...
Shino
was trying not to have a nosebleed himself...
And, Naruto...
He
was kneeling in front of the box...
So,
when Sasuke popped out... His face was positioned right in front
of... ahem... something quite offensive... (otherwise known as...
Sasuke's penis)
When everyone noticed the position Naruto was in...
Practically everyone fainted...
- END Flashback! -
Someone tugged Naruto's pyjama pants...
"Good
Morning Naruto"
Naruto
grinned...
"Morning,
Sasuke..." Naruto said as he hugged his new found Koibito...
They snuggled in the warmth of their two bodies...
Naruto
would just love to stay like this forever...
It
was just so warm... and it makes his heart (among other things
ahem) tingle...
"Ne..." Sasuke began to whisper in Naruto's ear... "... Last night was amazing..."
He then nipped Naruto's ear...
"Lets do that again!"
... To be continued?
