We're Back Folks!

I took a break because it was my birthday last month. And some personal matters got in the way. But here's another chapter this magical voyage of Aiden and Sora.

Also given that the Timeless River is based on an old cartoon. There will be some callbacks and parodies of some old Looney Tunes cartoons and MGM cartoons as well. I figured since they didn't as much to the Timeless River world in the game as much as they did for other worlds. I decided to add a little more innovation for this one.

"And by that he means he's going to steal crap in order to make his crap good." Maverick quipped.

That's enough out of you Maverick!

olehbilenko93: Thanks! Could you elaborate and come up with more new words to describe how you feel for this one? I'm pretty sure Rotten Tomatoes don't give the same written reviews for all of their films.

Anyway now that we're all here!

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!


Timeless River.

The World That Never Was….

One Year Ago…..

After Axel pick pocketed a key from Xaldin and handed it to Xion. With no one around, she unlocked the door to the lab and went inside. Once there, she snuck over to the door of Dianex's cell. She unlocked the door and cracked it opened and peered her head through the door. Then Xion found Dianex laying on his bed, tired and bruised up from yet another 'successful' combat training course. Bruised and scarred from having to fight so hard and take so many hits.

With them both alone, Xion walked in timidly and pulled her hood down. Dianex wasn't sure how to respond, nor did he know how to express what he was feeling. So he just stared at her, with a blank cold stare.

"Um…. hi." Xion waved a little at Dianex with a cute smile.

Dianex didn't respond. No reaction, not so much as a peep.

"Is it okay if i come in?" Xion asked softly.

Dianex finally nodded. He usually doesn't like visitors, but he didn't have it in him to turn her away.

So Xion came all the way inside the room and closed the door. Xion rubbed her arm feeling nervous as she walked closer to Dianex noticed the bruises on his neck and some fainted nasty once on his face.

"What happened?" Xion asked in concern.

Her soft timid voice sounded like a soothing angelic melody to Dianex's ears. His face was still blank. He could only answer yes or no with a simple nod. Xion figured that out herself very quickly.

"You….got those from training. Didn't you?" Xion figured.

Dianex nodded. Apparently given the fact that his power is growing. Dianex hasn't attained the power to heal yet. Or to use a healing spell from his keyblade

Xion gave a soft look and reached out to touch his right hand. But Dianex pulled it away, giving her a skeptical grimace.

"It's okay… I'm not going to hurt you." Xion assured him softly, gesturing to him to let her see his hand.

Dianex, with unsure feelings, slowly gave his hand to Xion. Who used a hi potion to heal Dianex's wounds. Given that Xion has lost the ability to use hers and has been going on missions with Roxas.

All of Dianex's bruises and cuts were gone. He looked mildly surprised and gave her a grateful look. Even if it wasn't a smile.

Xion giggled a little at how cute he looks with his blank and uncertain expression. She sat next to him and Dianex allowed it.

"You're welcome." She chirped. "My name is Xion. You're….Dianex, right? That's what they called you."

Dianex nodded.

"Well it's….Nice to meet you Dianex." Xion smiled while holding his hand.

Dianex couldn't smile back. There was no ability for him to express his true positive feelings, only his negative feelings. But deep down Dianex liked her being there. To keep him company.


In the lair of Organization XIII….

Present time...

Dianex stood on one knee. Huffing after taking down several Dark Monger attack droids. That were salvaged and refurbished by the nobodies for their use. In training Dianex of course.

As he was huffing to catch his breath, his scars healed instantly. As Siax came in and paced around Dianex.

"Impressive. Your encounter with the Maverick has caused you to collect more combative data. Your power and skill has grown from use of the data." Siax stated.

"He's still breathing." Dianex said in a cold hateful tone.

"Yes. And as long as it remains that way, you will never have your revenge or be able to take your rightful place within our ranks." Siax responded without looking at him.

Dianex stood back up and snickered

"Then I will floss my teeth with his spine. And fashion his bones into holiday jewelry." Dianex quipped darkly.

"And there is the reason why you'll fail again." Siax pointed out.

"What?" Dianex grit his teeth, taking offense.

"You see. You are the Maverick's nobody. Because of this fact, his wit and humorous spirit affected you the moment you came into contact with him." Siax testified.

Which made perfect sense. Dianex's to existence is because of Aiden. So anything of Aiden can be him. For Dianex though this effect is contagious.

"You have your own identity. And you may lose it because his identity is real. And yours isn't." Siax stated while looking back at him. "As soon as you are able to resist his light. You will have your chance."

Dianex took a breath and closed his eyes. Knowing he was right.

"Fine. What do I do first?" Dianex asked.

Just then luxord walked into the room. While folding and expertly shuffling a sack of cards in one hand. He smirked evilly at Dianex who scowled back at him.

"It's quite simple. We will test your self awareness and train your intellect to keep your mind and will in check. So you can stay as your own the next time you clash with the Maverick." Luxord stated.

Dianex shifted into Stormur, the anti Maverick and stood form.

"So when do we start?" Stormur asked, looking serious.

Even though Aiden won the last battle against Dianex. It won't be easy the next time they fight.


Over at the Timeless River…..

Right in the greenless grassy fields of Cornerstone Hills, a team came through a random door that stood up on it's own. And by came through, more likely fell through. But once they stood up and looked around. They noticed how this new world looked similar to Disney Town. Only lacking some basic construction in their details. Like color.

"Hey, Look! There's the Cornerstone of Light!" Goofy pointed at the middle of the hill they were standing on.

"Well not the cornerstone. We just left it in the basement with Queen Minnie. This must be another one." Victoria figured as Sora and Aiden walked up to get a closer look.

But when Aiden reached his hand up to study the Cornerstone. He noticed he was wearing white gloves. That looked like a cartoon. In fact they all do.

"Hey, what's going on?" Sora looked at his hands stupefied by the lack of color. "Everything's black and white!"

Aiden also noticed the sounds. "And why does everything sound like someone spilled soda on an 8-bit game?" He asked while clearing his throat.

Victoria looked down at her outfit and grimaced at her loss of purple and scarlet designs. "This is not a good look for me." she complained.

"I think it looks retro." Kairi beamed looking at herself. Baby Groot was on her shoulder admiring how he looked like a little cartoon tree as well.

"I am Groot." Baby Groot gave her a thumbs up.

Kairi giggled. "Thanks little guy." She scratched Baby Groot's chin making him smile.

"Hey this is kinda like...um...uh…" Donald said trying to guess what he was just thinking but lost his train of thought.

"Deja vu?" Goofy asked as they both he and Donald at their old outfits they had on from the early days.

"Really? You've both been here before?" Kairi asked them.

Before they could answer, a huge black cat guy in a strap jumpsuit and captain's hat ran by looking like he was chasing someone. He turned to look at the Guardians and asked for directions.

"Hey you! Seen any bad guys around here?" The big cat guy asked them.

Because the team recognized the big cat guy as Pete. And they all pointed at him, answering that he's the bad guy.

"Why I oughta!" Pete shook his fist at them but huffed. "Bah! I don't have time to waste on punks like you. So I guess I'll go easy on ya!"

Then Pete took off running towards the pier. Acting like he was in a hurry to catch someone.

"Well, there's our villain." Sora concluded, Donald and Goofy nodded in agreement.

"Then let's go grind him into dog food." Aiden grinned while patting his keyblade in his hand like a sledgehammer.

They advance toward the pier to confront Pete, but Kairi was starting to notice something as she followed the rest of them. Why was Pete acting like he doesn't know them?

Something wasn't right with this fat cat. And not the Garfield type.


Down at the Pier….

Once the team caught up with Pete, who was standing out at the pier acting like he was too late to catch someone. He turned and glared at the team.

"What's with you squirts? You got some kinda bone to pick with me?!" Pete he demanded.

"More than one." Sora wise cracked.

"More like a whole skeleton." Aiden quipped.

"That was the plan." Victoria cracked his knuckles.

"Say…..Them fightin words!" Pete swung his arm like he was winding up to punch them.

Aiden teleported behind him and startled him. "Yeah, them's fightin words. And a dare ya to step over this line." He drew a line with his shoe on the edge of the pier.

"I'm steppin." Pete took the challenge like a gullible idiot. "Wha whoaoop!"

Pete stepped over the line, dropping into the water. Splashing as the team laughed at how stupid he fell for an easy trick like that. He stepped out of the water and shook it off and glared at them. "WHY YOU!" He exclaimed.

He ran for Aiden, but Sora held out his keyblade and made his leg trip over it. "Ooff!" Then Victoria shot fire at his butt." WHOO HO HO HOT HOT HOT HOT!" HE yelled, running around in circles as he butt was on fire. Then he tumbled over and fell on his butt, putting the fire out.

Then he sat back up and snapped. "WHAT'S YOU PUNKS BEEF WITH ME ANYWAY?!" Then Pete looked at them wondering if he knew them. " You are ya? You knew around here?"

"Cut the act." Sora wasn't believing him.

Then Pete turned, hearing the whistling toots of a steam boat. As he knew that was his stolen steam boat. He tried to stand but he felt too sore as he fell back down on his butt, groaning in pain.

But before the team could attack him again, Kairi got in front of everybody.

"Guys wait! I don't think this is our Pete." Kairi stopped them.

"Huh?!" Sora looked confused.

Goofy looked at Pete who was still on the ground. "You know, maybe Kairi's right. Somethin doesn't seem right here. Are you sure you're Pete?" He asked Pete.

Pete shot up looking offended " Well, of course I'm Pete! I'm the captain of the steamboat. So STOP BOTHERIN' ME SEE!" He yelled and felt a jolt in his head from an ache. "SO HIT THE ROAD! I gotta go find the little runt what stole my boat!"

The team turned and huddled to speak privately

"I'm….guessing that's not our Pete." Victoria bit her bottom lip looking embarrassed.

"Gawrsh. Maybe your right Tori." Goofy thought so as well.

"I'm starting to think the same thing. He hasn't even called any heartless." Sora pointed out.

"Bingo." Kairi chirped in an I-Told-You-So tone.

Aiden looked back at Pete feeling awkward before telling them. "Crap…..full disclosure. Part of me knew that. Yeah, it was embarrassing to stop so what do you say? I just kinda owned it."

"Yeah right." Donald muttered with his arms crossed not believing him.

"I am Groot." Baby Groot Mimicked Donald crossing his arms while standing on the ground.

Goofy walks up to Captain Pete, looking apologetic. "Sorry we attack ya like that Capt'n Pete."

Captain Pete stood up and turned to scowl at them. "Oh yeah? Well, if you're really sorry. Then go find my steamboat!"

"Y-yes sir." Kairi said nervously. The whole team looked nervous.

"We'll add it to our to-do list." Aiden chuckled nervously and lied. "We just gotta go charge our cell phones to make one."

What's a cell phon-? Oof! Ooh my achin back…" Captain Pete groaned as he sat down.

"I am Groot." Baby Groot took off running. Translate: 'Oh look at the time, we better get going'

"Right behind you." Aiden took off with the others following him afterwards.


Back at Cornerstone Hill...

Once they got out of there, they were all feeling like idiots. Attacking a random stranger that looks like the Pete they knew. I meant this guy looked, sounded and talked like Pete. It's kind of a coincidence that he wasn't really Pete. Granted he didn't dress like Pete, but the other similarities were uncanny.

"Well that was blind alley fiasco." Aiden snorted.

"Mmhmm." Victoria agreed.

"You said it." Kairi also agreed.

"I thought for sure that was our Pete." Sora said.

"Aw, that would be too easy." Donald said.

"C'mon fellas. Let's try to find that steamboat." Goofy stated.

Sora rubbed the back of his head. "I guess we did say we would…"

Donald spoke up. "Hey! We've got a door to find!"

"Oh yeah!" Sora said.

Donald looked around. "I don't see any doors."

"Neither do I." Kairi looked as well.

"I don't think it would be around here." Victoria figured.

"Well not in this part of the hills." Aiden went back for cornerstone hill. "Come on. This is a pretty small town, let's take a look around."

"Okay." Sora nodded as they went back for cornerstone hill.

Once they made it back to Cornerstone hill. The area seemed okay. The cornerstone was still there and the random cartoon citizens were minding their own business. But then Sora found something.

"Huh? What's this?" Sora wondered.

"Found something Sora." Kairi turned to look at what Sora was seeing.

They found some kind of strange floating and glowing window that had the appearance of a stage curtain. Displaying like a holographic movie screen. It wasn't doing anything and it was connected to nothing. They had no idea how or why it got here. Other than it was just here.

"What's with this….Floating curtain thing?" Kairi inquired as they walked up to it.

"Only one way to find out." Sora said as he pulled on the rope.

The curtains draw showing a screen that projected some footage like a home movie. It showed four different windows lined up in a row on cornerstone hill. Each leading to a different part of this world. And a squad of heartless that were either in the shape of mini airplanes or walking hammers running into the windows.

Then suddenly the windows disappear just as the guardians came through the magic door that brought them to this world.

And Goofy saying 'Hey look. There's the Cornerstone Of Light!'

Then the floating windowed stopped playing the footage.

"What was that?" Sora inquired.

"Heartless goin out..." Goofy wondered.

"...And us coming in." Donald pondered as well.

"Just a guess mind you, but I'm thinking this was some kind of security cam or something. Because it showed us what happened right before we came in here." Aiden figured.

"Lucky fricken guess." Victoria snorted. "Now we have to find out where those strange windows went."

"I am Groot!" Baby Groot got the team's attention on the ground and pointed in a direction towards the waterway.

There they were. The floating windows they saw in the footage.

"Good eyes Groot." Sora gave him a thumbs up which Groot smiled and nodded at.

The team went up to the windows. Starting with the one on the right. It is a sign of a house with the king's Sigil on it. Imprinted on the top of the window frame.

"The heartless went through here." Kairi said.

"If those dark farts are here to wreak havoc in this place, let's go and exterminate them before they do." Aiden suggested.

"Then what'll we do?" Goofy asked.

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." Aiden stated.

"Don't you mean cross that bridge?" Donald inquired.

"Nope I definitely mean burn, now let's roll!" Aiden quipped before he jumped right through the window

Everyone looked at each other and just shrugged before they all jumped inside the window, one at a time.


Inside Mickey's House...

They appeared inside of a house that looked like it was decorated for a 1930's cartoon. They were standing right in the middle of a fully furnished living room. Suddenly King Mickey appeared, running out of the kitchen looking like he was being chased. . Looking young, wearing red shorts and big yellow shoes. Only no real color. Still black and white.

"The king!" Donald beamed.

"Gee, he seems kinda different somehow…" Goofy scratched his head thinking.

"Like we all don't." Victoria responded sarcastically.

Just then a huge mad gorilla ran out after Mickey. Huffing, roaring and worst of all drooling like a wild animal.

We'll just call this gorilla 'Beppo'.

"Come on we gotta help him!" Sora summoned his keyblade and ran to fight the gorilla.

Aiden ran in also was well as the rest of the team.

Mickey rushed over behind the grandfather clock and took cover as Beppo the Gorilla turned to see Sora jump and slam his keyblade into his face Then Victoria slides up and spinkicked Beppo. Then Kairi free flow spun and drilled into his stomach. Then Goofy and Donald shot a thunder spell at Beppo.

But none of their attacks work as Beppo swats them all away with his muscular gorilla arms. "AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Beppo roared.

The team fell and was knocked against the floor. All of them were half conscious at this point, given how hard this gorilla can punch. But Aiden was the only one standing.

"Hey Kong for nuts!" Aiden jabbed at him getting the gorilla's attention. "Smile!"

Aiden pointed a neon shotgun at Beppo the Gorilla's face. But Beppo glared and took a large bite of his shotgun. Biting it in half like it was a soft pretzel stick. And chewing it like it was nothing. Talk about tough teeth.

Aiden puckered his lips in shock as he looked at his gun, with the powder dripping out of its missing half.

"Probably didn't have his iron today." Aiden mutters a quip.

'Maverick. The gorilla is altered by the harnessed darkness of the heartless. His pure primal rage is causing his darkness to surge and be impervious to all attacks.' IRIS stated after scanning Beppo the Gorilla.

"Sooooooooo he's invincible and my attacks won't even blow his nose to bits." Aiden swallowed nervously as Beppo stood there growling at him.

'Yes Maverick. That is correct.' IRIS confirmed.

Aiden nodded slowly. "Okay….Before you use my stomach for bongo practice. Allow me to retreat in style." Aiden enunciated humorously before he shifted into the Maverick.

This time his Maverick form looked very similar to a 1950s alien robot. Like Gort from 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'. But he still had his Maverick face on it along with his M Symbol. He took a quick look down at himself and shrugged. "Whatever."

Then Maverick took off running around the house at a fast cartoonish paste. With Beppo the Gorilla chasing him In a comedic style of Benny Hill.

(Benny Hill Theme Song)

Maverick ran up stairs in the house. With the gorilla chasing after him. Then the team woke up from being unconscious and went after them. Also in a Benny Hill style chase.

Maverick dashed upstairs to a hall a hall with a bunch of open doors, lending to different rooms in the house. Facing each other.

So Maverick ran into one door and Beppo ran in as well. Then Sora and the team ran in as well.

Then Maverick ran out of one door at the far end. Heading down another. Beppo followed him down along with the team chasing the gorilla.

Then it repeats in the middle end with everyone running into another room on the side. Side to side this pattern repeated comedically.

Beppo ran out of that room being chased by Maverick and the team.

Then the team ran out and into another room being chased by Maverick and Bappo.

Then the team chased Maverick into another room with Beppo chasing with them.

Then Sora chased Kairi who was damp and screaming, wearing only a bath towel into another room.

Then Kairi chased Sora with a bat into another room.

Then Goofy chased Donald into another room.

Then Donald Chased Goofy into another room.

Then three Aidens chased after Victoria into another room.

Then four Victorias chased after Aiden into another room.

Then a lion chased a zebra into another room.

Then an elephant ran into another room being chased by a cow.

Then a deer ran into another room being chased by Maverick in a hunting outfit.

Then Maverick ran into another room being chased by six deer.

Then a woman ran into another room screaming and being chased by a pervert.

Then a cow ran by and held up a sign that reads 'Silly, isn't it!?'. Then the cow ran into another room.

Pretty soon the circle of being chased and running in and out of rooms. Side to side became more and more repetitive as the song picked up the chase.

Suddenly Maverick ran out of a room and yelled. "HOLD IT!"

Suddenly the team. And Beppo the gorilla stopped to look at him.

"WHAT THE ***K ARE WE DOING!?" Maverick inquired in a ridiculing tone.

Everyone looked at each other and shrugged. "We don't know."

Maverick facepalmed himself and took a deep breath. "Okay. Here's a recap." He pointed at the gorilla. " Miss Shush here was supposed to be chasing me." Then he pointed at the team. "and you guys were supposed to be stopping him."

"Ah. Gotcha." Donald nodded.

"Can we resume?" Maverick asked.

"Sure why not." They all said. Then Beppo chased Maverick across the hall. With the team chasing the gorilla for real this time.

Maverick ran inside of a crate and hid inside. Unfortunately, that crate was sitting right next to a bird stand. With a cartoon parrot perched on it.

"He's in there! He's in there! He's in there! RACK RACK!" The parrot squawks and whistles while pointing at the crate.

Beppo came over and lifted the lid. Glaring at Maverick who sat inside smiling nervously. Then he dashed out of the crate and hid under a bed. To fit under there, Maverick shifted back into Aiden. Unfortunately…. The Parrot flew over and pointed at the bed.

"He's in there! He's in there! He's in there! RACK RACK!" The parrot squawks and whistles while pointing under the bed.

Beppo looked under the bed and Aiden quickly dashed downstairs into the kitchen. He hid inside the oven. Unfortunately….

The Parrot came by and pointed at the oven. "He's in there! He's in there! He's in there! RACK RACK!" The parrot squawks and whistles while pointing at the oven.

Aiden peered out of the oven and glared at the parrot, he just about had enough.. Then he gave a sinister grin as the boy thought of an idea.

"Eh, Polly want a cracker?" Aiden asked the bird.

The parrot's eyes lid up as he clasps his wings jumping with joy. Squawking. "Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker!" he repeated Aiden's words.

Then Aiden handed the parrot a neon stick of dynamite. "Here you are, sweetheart." He snickered before ducking back into the oven. Then…. The dynamite blows in the parrot's face.

****BOOOM!****

The smoke clears as the parrot is now featherless and covered in ashes. He really replies. "Rack! Me and my big mouth…" Then the Parrot whistles weakly as he falls into a barrel of baking flower.

Then Aiden teleported on top of a seasoning cabinet and imitates the parrot. "He's in there! He in there! He's in there!" He squawks and whistles like the parrot.

Beppo the Gorilla ran over, falling for Aiden's trick as he thinks he's the parrot and believes him. He opens the seasoning cabinet as a pepper shaker falls on his nose. His eyes squint from the strong pepper smell as he inhales three times trying not to sneeze until…

"AAACHOOOO!" Beppo the Gorilla sneezed so hard, he sent him flying across the kitchen. Slamming into a wall.

Then a cookie jar on a shelf above Beppo fell and broke on his head. Shattering on the floor. Just as Beppo shook his head to regain focus. He glares at Aiden as he stood with his team who came to aid him. But before he could do anything, he heard tiny crunching noises on the floor.

"Huh?" Beppo looked down to see Baby Groot on the floor, eating a cookie.

Groot looks up and swallows with a fearful expression. He smiles nervously and waves weakly. "I…..am...Groot?" Translate: "Hi?"

Beppo the Gorilla's eyes widened in shock and terror as he screamed like a girl in a high pitched voice, standing on one foot and pointing at Baby Groot. "IT'S A MOUSE!" He screamed and gasped.

Beppo clutched his chest in a drama queen like manner as his eyes became cartoon themed Xs and he fell on the floor. With his legs up and holding a rose to his chest. Then his cartoon ghost comes out of his body and floats out with angel wings, and also playing a harp. Beppo's angel smiles while playing as he floats up into heaven.

Aiden. Sora. Kairi. Victoria. Donald and Goofy. As well as Baby Groot. All dropped their jaws so hard, it reached the floor. And their eyes bulged out in a cartoon manner with car horn sound effects. They were that shocked.

Aiden picked up his jaw. And was about to scream his disbelief. But decided not to. As he held his hand up in a dismissive manner and walked out of the kitchen. "No comment." Aiden muttered.


With Beppo dealt with. The heartless fell out of Beppo's body and vanished with their hearts floating away.

Mickey walks up to each of them at a fast pace and shakes each of their hands starting with Sora's. Then he waved at them and ran off.

"Uh...You're welcome!...I guess." Kairi said awkwardly.

Just then another floating window with a curtain appeared in front of the fireplace. Donald walks over and pulls the rope, opening the curtain and revealing some more footage.

This time it was Maleficent standing in what looks like an old beat up castle. As she glares at someone in a first person view.

'Absolute idiot! You've managed to fail at everything! And what's more…. You foolishly thought you could take my place while I was away.' Maleficent criticised. 'Well as of now. You're finished! Mark my words, there will be no place for you when our time comes!'

Then the witch just turned away in an ill tempered but still form as she walked away. While muttering 'Useless imbecile.'

Then they could hear Pete's voice blubbering. 'But-bu-but I...Uh..l' Then he groans in defeat.


Back out on Cornerstone Hill...

With the footage over, the team walks out of the house through the magic window they came through and back out at Cornerstone hill. As they stood there they were trying to figure out what that footage was.

"Okay….what?" Kairi inquired.

"Somebody sure what angry." Goofy remarked.

"Yeah, who shat in her prune juice?" Victoria snorted.

"I don't understand." Donald groaned as he was getting a headache trying to figure this out.

"Let's just deal with the heartless first guys. Looks like that house is cleared out, but we still have three more windows to check out." Sora suggested.

"Alright. But if there's another mad gorilla, or perhaps a pissed off cat. I'll let you be the bait this time." Aiden snickered.

"In your dreams Aid." Sora rolled his eyes with a grin.

Next up was another part of this world though another window. But what exactly is this world? What was that last footage about? Why are there two Petes? Why does the king look young and retro? And where is that other door Merlin told the Guardians to look for?

With each step in this world, Sora and Aiden are only getting more questions than answers. But it's nothing they can't handle. Together they'll prevail.


THAT's ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!

As you can tell there will be more of Dianex later in future chapters. Showing what his relationship with Xion was like during the events of KH 358/2 Days.

"Is it just me or do these Kingdom Hearts titles sound like they came from a random word generator?" Maverick figured.

Nope it's just you. LOL!

"HEY!" Maverick yelled.

Anyway. Beppo the Gorilla came from an old Mickey mouse cartoon called 'The Gorilla Mystery'. Also i Barrowed. couple of timless gags from soke old Bugs Bunny cartoons. (Pun intended on timless.)

Thank you all very much for reading. Don't forget to leave comments after your done reading. And let me know what you thought of this one. Pretty please?! With cherries on top?!

And as always Disney/Square Enix Fans!

FISTBUMP!