Hello this is my first ever fan fiction. thingie I hope you like it! Flames are welcome as is advice and thoughts on the story. I have a pretty good idea were this is going to go but its just an outline. "Normal talking" Character thoughts" (Author's thoughts)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any characters from it.

Warning: This fic will probally include bad laguage, child abuse, maybe some self mutilation, maybe some drugs, and probally alchohol useage (wow...i just reread that..it make me sound like a emo druggie or sumthin' XD But come on! Its Kiba!) But don't worry, it's not like its all dark and crap..I've been told that most of it's funny

---Kiba was relaxing on one of the high branches of a large tree on the outskirts of town.

It was near a stream that flowed past creating the most calming ambiance. He loved it here. The sun had started to set sending a beutiful red-orange stretching across the sky.

"Gettin' late...I better start home soon." Kiba uttered to himself quietly.

Almost as soon as the words left his lips he heard the soft sounds of feet treading quickly across the grass.

"Socrates!" (pronounced "sa-crat-eaze" not "so-crates" as most would think) A girl about the same age as Kiba (which i'm making 16) yelled in a pissed-off tone.

"Socrates, I know you ran out here into this field! So just come out now and I promise I won't kill you for hiding!"

Kiba jumped down out the tree, needless to say he scared the hell out the girl...

"AHH! What the-"

"You lost you're boyfriend or somthing?" Questioned Kiba, completely ignoring the fact that he might have just cut a year off her life.

"You jackass! Who the hell do you think you are, just jumping randomly out of trees scaring poor unsuspecting girls!...wait, boyfiend? No no, i'm...looking for...um..never mind, there he is!" the girl quickly walked around the boy nealing next to a seemingly random patch of flowers.

"So you were looking for a flower named Socrates?"

"...huh? Do you listen to yourself talk?" she spoke glacing over her shoulder "I was looking" She reached down into the flower bed "...for..this!" She stood up as she turned around holding up a huge white rat. "This! This is Socrates!"

Kiba just stared...he had never seen such a big rat..it was as bi as his own head.. like a small cat or somthing..

"my god...are you sure its not a cat!" she laughed at this

"he's cute when he's confused" She though to herself "He is kinda big isn't he? Oh no! It's getting so dark! I better get home!" It had indeed grown from a brilliant orange to a stary sky. "Good bye!" she ran off quickly carrying Socrates and disapeared from his sight.

" Shit...I forgot to ask her her name..." Kiba started walking home pulling out and lighting a cigarette regreting his idiocy. Draging on his cigerette he recalled her face and body. Long, slightly wavy black hair with purple streaks randomly flowing though it. Nice more-than-modest but not "look-at-me-i'm-a-slut" curves (I really hope you actually understand what the hell i'm talking about) and a gorgeous face.

At Kiba's House

Kiba dashed up the steps trying to avoid any family members. It was really hard to keep it a secret that he smoked from his parents cause every one in his family had a hightened sense of smell. He pulled his hoodie off tossing it into a pile of dirty clothes spraying it with Axe (i personally hate axe but it's the only one i've heard of) to hide the sent of smoke and flopped down onto his bed.

Akamaru sleeping soundly next to him, he fell asleep.

At "the girl's" house

"NEZUMI YOU'RE LATE!"

"Sorry Nora... it's just..Socrates got away from me and-"

"Nezumi, you can't stay out past dark the first night we move here!"

Noraneko stood at 6ft, more than half a foot taller than Nezumi, Leaning over her sending her a deathly glare. A tiny steel blue kitten ploped atop his messy black, green streaked hair staring as well. (If you have yet to figure it out i'll tell you: Nezumi is "the girl" and Noraneko is her older brother"

"Stop looking at me like that! You cat freak!"

"GASP!" he said in mock anger "Well I never!...well your a RAT FREAK!

"You have got to be the stupidest brother there has ever been..."

"Aww thats so sweet . I love you too!"

"You have more mood swings than a pregnant woman..."

"I'm expecting in two months, can't you tell? I'm huge!" He made his voice sound as feminine as posible.

"..idiot.." a smile playing on her lips

Nora just smiled back, the cat on his head purring softly.

"So where's Ed?

"Sleeping..it's past his bedtime, where else would he be?"

"Yeah.."

"So did you map some of Konoha?

"Yeah...some, I got all the good relaxing areas and the restruants marked down. And I met the cutest boy here" she pointed to a small area next to a stream on the map. "Well to be fair I didn't really meet him...i forgot to ask him his name in all the hurry to find Socrates and get back here."

"And you never will meet him! Who knows what the boys around here are like, and I don't need to be worring about you and some boy.."

" Nora, i'm 16 years old! Let it go! You're so overprotective! I can date if I want!

"No way! And if you were to date I'd have to meet this guy. There's no way I'd let you go out with some perv...

"You mean like you?"

"Watch what you say about your older brother!"

"Well it is true, G'night!"

Nezumi laughed as she ran up the steps to her room.

She flopped down on her bed and fell asleep. Socrates curled up next to her. Her other rats sleeping in random places through out her room.

------End of Chapter One------

Ok...I really hope it wasn't as awful as I think it is...Its 7:13 in the morning...i've been up all night, so if there are any grammar or spelling errors i'm sorry. Ok, Good Night people!