Bite: Okay! Now, the story starts from the first day of the semester!

Neji: I hope you suffer the same this year…

Bite: Nah, I don't have a alarm clock with a radio… ¤grin¤

Neji: Evil…

Bite: Oh yes.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters in this fiction. Or any other of mine, to be precise. They belong to Kishimoto Masashi. This is a work of FICTION. Not happening in the series, never will. ¤snivel¤

Neji: It would be stupid, 'cause we're not ninjas in this!

Bite: But so cool…

Neji: ¤sigh¤ So, that THING doesn't own any of the chara. Neither does she own the idea of getting Naruto characters into a normal high school.

Bite: Whoever made that, was a friggin genius! ¤cries¤

Neji: ¤sweatdrop¤

Pairings: NejiSasu. Others not decided, or will be a secret until I decide to reveal them. You can suggest something, if you want. ¤wink¤

Ages: Think really hard...

Dirty Legends

"You, might think that I can't take it… on my own. But now I'm stroooonger than yesterday! Now there's nothing at my way! My loneliness ain't killing me, no more… I - am - stronger!"

Neji blinked his eyes. Yes, he was in his bed. Yes, this was his room. And yes, his friggin alarm clock had tuned on. 'What on earth is that? You call that music?' Neji screamed in his mind and turned his head to the alarm clock/radio. 'No, you call that Britney Spears, actually', he said to him self and stared at the radio.

"SHUT - UP."

"Now I'm stroooon -!"

Neji hit the alarm clock and so, his devil was gone. "Thank you lord!" he said, throwing his hands to the air. And so, Hyuuga Neji stepped out from his bed and stretched his arms. The alarm clock snapped on again, getting a radio host on the room.

"Rise and shine, every single one of you slobbers, who call your self students! It's your lucky day: The first school day of the year! Every single boy and girl, get yourself out from your beds and in to a cooo-oold shower, because the first day of school, it will be the sunniest day of the whole summer!"

Neji could just hear every single one school student in the city give a loud moan of disbelief. Neji shrugged and got to the hallway.

"Morning Neji! Nice pajamas!" Hanabi chirped, as she got out from the bathroom, which was as steamy and full of water, as ever.

Neji blinked. "I thought you were a human, not a whale!" Neji yelled after Hanabi, who made an angry face on her doorway. "I'll get you back from that, you a-hole!"

"Oh, I'm scared!"

"I know where you live, Neji!"

SLAM!

Neji sighed happily. It was nice to tease his cousin… She was more like a little sister now, anyway. Neji went to the bathroom and closed the door. Time to get to the morning ritual…

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Just at couple of seconds before that, at another house, but quite in the same neighborhood.

"You, might think that I can't take it… on my own. But now I'm stroooonger than yesterday! Now there's nothing at my way! My loneliness ain't killing me, no more… I - am - stronger!"

Uchiha Sasuke jumped up from his bed and crashed the alarm clock to the ground. He huffed and collapsed to the bed again.

"Note your self: Buy a new alarmfrigginclock", Sasuke said to himself and got up. Man he was tired… He didn't get so much sleep last night… Sasuke let out a loud yawn and stretched his arms. Well, the first day of high school and everything… And Itachis babbling about it doing NO help…

At the moment he thought that, the door flew open and Itachi jumped on top of him, smiling like the sun. "GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAM!" Itachi shouted on his brothers face and held Sasukes shoulders. "You know what day it is, little brother?" he asked, excited as hell.

Sasuke blinked. "Monday", he said, playing dump.

"YEEEES! PRECIOUS MONDAY!" Itachi yelled and took Sasuke to a neckhold. "But not just any Monday! It is the Monday, which all the schoolboys and -girls are afraid! The START of the school year!" he said with pathos on his voice and messed up his brothers hair. "And my wittle bwothews first day at high school!" Itachi exclaimed. The boy jumped up from the bed and danced out from the door. "My little brothers going to highfrigginschool!"

Sasuke blinked at the sight of his brother TOO early on the morning. But, Sasuke just sighed and headed towards the bathroom. Itachi had just came from there. He could tell from the still running shower and the open bathroom door.

'Guess he went there and then remembered the fact that were at the same school now…' Sasuke thought, as he closed the door.

The day was getting weird from the start.

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Neji stood in front of the mirror in his room and sighed, relieved. It was a ritual, okay, but took a lot of time. Neji looked at his long hair. 'Should I cut it..?'

Neji blinked at him self on the mirror image. He leaned closer to it. "You're crazy, you seriously are. Although, you hate blowing it dry…" he said and behind his back, he took a hairbrush. "…you just LOVE this."

Neji started brushing his hair, humming to himself and cursing some messes around here and there. As he was done, he looked at himself. He didn't wear anything special. Just blue jeans and a chain in it. And of course, a black T-shirt. Oh, no, nothing baggy. It was just comfortable, that's all (but nice and thigh, to all youNeji fangirls out there. my soulmates! XD). Now, where did he put those wristbands..? Neji scrammed around his closet and found a pair of white wristbands with a black stripe. He put them on and looked at himself. Yeah, he was ready. Neji tossed the hairbrush into his school bag, between the penbag and CD-player. With that, the tossed it on to his back and jumped the stairs down.

"Good morning!" he chirped to Hiashi and Hinata, who were on the breakfast table.

"Morning", Hiashi mumbled behind his morning paper.
"G-good morning, Neji-nii-san!" Hinata answered. Neji went through the refrigerator and took out the milk. "So, Hinata, it's your first high school day, right?" Neji asked, as he poured some cornflakes on to a cup.

"Y-yes. Oh, daddy said he was going to take us there! B-because you need to be a l-little more early anyway and…" Hinata muttered.

Neji looked at Hinata. "Oh, yeah! That, I almost forgot!" he smiled and sat to the table, starting to eat. Yeah, he needed to go to the principals office. Hinata didn't need that, no junior needed. But, as he was on the second class, he was gonna get some tutoring about the school… Some rules and stuff, because they excepted a second classer to act like he was supposed to. Neji rolled the spoon in his mouth.

'Well, it's not that bad… I guess.'

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"C-MON, SASUKE!"

Sasuke jumped the three last stairs, almost crashing in to his father. "Oh, sorry dad! Going already?" he asked. His father shrugged. "Yeah, I got to go. But I'll be back!" he said, getting a great impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Oh, great. But dad, please, please, please don't do that again, please?" Sasuke begged, his eyes glittering. Mr. Uchiha sighed. "I guess I can't be that popular with that anymore… But now I'll go! I've got to catch the plain!" he said and took his suitcase and got to the door. Sasuke sighed in his mind.

'He didn't remember…'

"Oh, Sasuke! I almost forgot! Luck to the first day at high school!"

And so, the man was gone. Sasuke grinned and cheered. "Heeeell yes! Homerun!" he said to the air beside him and ran to the kitchen.

"Morning mom!"
"Good morning Sasuke! You want your waffles?" Mrs. Uchiha asked, smiling to his son. Sasuke stared at his mother, mouth wide open. "There's still something left? Oh my God, I thought that Itachi would've -!" Sasukes sentence was cut of short, as he got an orange on his head.

"I'm not a swine", Itachi said, sipping his coffee.

Sasuke took the orange from the floor. He looked at Itachi, who glanced at him. Sasuke grinned evilly. "How much?"

Itachi lifted five fingers. "Five - spoons."

"I thought you got away whit six!" Sasuke snorted and Itachi glared at him. "I have grown up. Every single year, one spoon has to go!"
"Why wont you just stick with tea!"
"Because THE Day needs a cup of coffee!"

Sasuke laughed and threw to the orange to his brother. "Have you ever heard of the Orange Range!" he sang and sat down. Itachi threw the fruit back. "Don tell ya moma or she'll think your insane!" the older brother continued.

"Like I don't already…" their mother grumped and put the waffle plate in front of Sasuke.

"FOOD!" Sasuke cheered and stood up, bowing to her mother. "Thank you master."

"Get your self together and eat up! Hurry, before you two miss the first class!" Mrs. Uchiha said and tossed her apron to a hook on the wall.

"You're going?" Itachi asked, sipping his coffee.

"Yeah! My boss is waiting! I'll come home at seven, order a pizza or something to survive! There's money on the living room desk…" his mother explained, and her boys quit the sentence, chorusing:
"AS ALWAYS!"

Mrs. Uchiha laughed and kissed both boys on the cheek. "Bye bye angels!" she said and went out the door.

Itachi glanced, as his brother went through the breakfast. "Now who's the piggy?"

"Whadhap!"

"What?"

Sasuke swallowed and drank his juice. "Shut up!" Itachi grinned and drank the rest of his coffee. "Please hurry, I'll go polishing my babe!" he said and ran to the door. "You did it just last night!" Sasuke yelled to him, but the teen was gone for good. "What's whit the car anyway..?" he muttered to himself and continued to eat the god-so-good waffles.

Bite: WAFFLES ROCK!

Neji: ¤has a 'don't-know-that-person-never-have-known' -look¤

Bite: They do! Because pancakes fill you up too fast! I would like to quote Spork-ai and the mighty Scapegoat say: WAFFLES KICK PANCAKES ASS! ¤breaths¤ Said it. Sorry Spork-ai and Scapegoat

Neji: ¤sigh¤ You're nuts.

Bite: Nuts… Yummy.

Neji ¤sweatdrop¤

Bite: And now… every single reviewer gets a plushie! ¤waves the Naruto chara plushies¤

Neji: ¤cough¤ Reviewbuyer! ¤cough!¤

Bite: ¤grrr¤ Itachi has a cool car… It will be introduced on some chapter later on…