Bite: Yay! People still read this stuff! ¤smile¤ Love you all from reviewing.
Neji: This seriously sucks! I have to watch that bastards face and make some stupid DOLLS!
Sasuke: Hey, I didn't want this either.
Bite: Shut up you. Oh, and before I go to the reviewers corner, I have to say thanks for my deardear friend CryZa, who reviewed this fiction on my forum. Thank you Ryzz! I hope you enjoy your Sasuke-plushie! ¤sends a kiss¤
Neji: I hate that girl…
Sasuke: Yeah, she was the one who wrote those NejiSasus to Bite in the first place.
Bite: Yeah, I just realized the existence of NejiSasu, read one fic and made my dear SasuNaru worshipper a NejiSasu fan! ¤thumbs up¤
Sasuke: And she still loves SasuNaru more than NejiSasu… ¤growl¤
Bite: Oh, so you DO want Neji more than Naruto?
Neji ¤glare¤ I'll kill you Uchiha.
Sasuke: She takes it all wrong anyway!
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Yianne-21: Yay! I'm weird and working! ¤woot¤ Oh dang, I thought I DID check the typos… Damn it. Stupid typochecking system! ¤slams her computer screen¤ Well, I will remember it's "with" not "whit" because of Eminems song "Without me"… ¤grin¤ Thank you! I love an honest review. I have read lots of good but weird fanfics and I'm happy I'm one of them! ¤thumbs up¤ And I DO continue now! ¤hands a Sasuke plushie¤ Here you go.
Midnight-Sunset: No, thank YOU! ¤glomps¤ Here you have your Sasuke-plushie! ¤hands it¤ Now you can do all the perverted things you want with them… ¤sweatdrop¤ Oh, my idol is as perverted as me. YAY! ¤cheer¤ Kisanator! ¤laughs like a maniac¤ I'll be back! ¤giggle¤ That would be awesome!
Yeah, no girl can NOT be sorry from Tsunades twins. Me and my big sister respect her, though. He has lots of strenght in his back and stomach muscles, as she can keep that stuff without whining… But, Tsunades my idol! ¤nod nod¤ She rocks! Oh yes! Oh yes, you loved pervy Oro Jackson! ¤jumps up and down¤ There will be some more! Although I haven't come to the "perving over Uchihas" part… Oh you liked the "hate him" thing! Yay! I need to give you some candy! ¤throws a candy¤ Oh, Kakashi-sensei will be in… THIS CHAPTER! ¤buahaa¤ He's a Chemistry teacher!-
Hmm… Have to think about that "duo" thing… But, Neji will surely go to the d-music and there… Will be Sasuke too! XD I'm not going to tell you what he's playing…
freakenout: ¤hands the plushie¤ Hahaa… there will be lots of stuff happening in Konoha High… ¤evilguylaughter¤
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Diclaimer: I do not own Sasuke or Neji… ¤snivel¤ Or any of the characters in here… ¤snivel¤ And if some of them are mine, I will tell you…
Pairings: NejiSasu! ¤waves¤
Ages: Sasukes fellow students are 15… or whatever is the freshmen age. Nejis class "buddies" are 16 and Itachi is a junior, so all of his class are 17.
Bite: But… there is a one exception on Nejis class…
Neji: Don't say.
Bite: I say. Okay! Now I'll say something: I'm FINNISH so I do NOT know any of american high school classes. I just made something in my mind and so on and so on… And I do something very random here and there on the classes. Freshmen have normal math AND pre and advanced algebra. I know, it sucks and I suck, but can't help it. Part of the idea, part of the idea…
Neji: Yeah right.
Sasuke: Lazy ass.
Bite: Speaking of which, there will be Shikamaru here! ¤wink¤ And he's not at the same class as Sasuke! He's a sophomore because of his IQ, mmmkay?
Neji: ¤sigh¤
Bite: Hmm… And there's a friend of Shikamarus there… they are the Dynamic Duo part 2! Guess who it is? And there will be Ino, and Shino! And more Gaara and Naruto coming too!
Sasuke: C-mon, get to the teachers.
Bite: Oh, right. We will have two teachers: Hatake Kakashi and Morino Ibiki at the first classes!
Neji: Ibiki's a bitch.
Sasuke: And Kakashi's late.
Bite: That's how they are…
Neji stomped up the stairs. That… that jerk! That twerp! That little fucker! Neji snorted to himself. 'Like, who does he think he IS! The king of the school? Phulees, he's just a junior!' he raged and noticed he was on the second floor. Okay… he WAS supposed to be here, wasn't he?
Neji took out the schedule and took a good look at it.
History - Mr. Morino, room 080
Geometry - Mr. Hayate, room 012
English - Ms. Yuuhi, room 045
Germany - Mr. Sarutobi, room 100
Chemistry - Mr. Hatake, room 005
-lunch break-
Biology - Vice Prin. Orochimaru, room 004
Drama Class - Mr. Maito, the auditorium, room 003
Neji sighed. There was some names there… Neji shook his head out from his thoughts and looked at the number on the classroom door. Okay, 080… Neji took out his map and looked at the numbers on the wall. Yep, the right floor… Neji walked the hallway, getting couple of glances from girls and also… guys? Jesus. Well, they turned quite disappointed, when they noticed he was a guy.
Neji lifted his gaze to the number on the door. "080…" he mumbled and tapped some guy on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but is this the history class?" Neji asked.
The guy looked at him and shrugged. "And if it is..?"
Neji blinked. He sighed and turned around to look at the door. That guy did NOT help a one little bit. Well, there was the word 'History Class' pointed on the door, so… Neji turned the door knob and looked at the inside.
There was a whole bunch of students there. But no single one was quiet. Neji blinked and stepped inside, shutting the door as quietly he could.
CLICK
With that, every single face turned to stare at him. Neji coughed. "Um… are you guys sophomores?"
"YEAH!" some guy from the back row yelled.
"Thank you…" Neji muttered. And so, the noise started again. Neji sighed a relieved sigh. At least, they didn't stare at him. Neji watched over the seats and grumbled. Not a single one of them free. Neji blinked. Oh, wait, there was one!
Neji walked to the row next to the window. There was seat taken on the first row, but the next from it was free. Neji sat on it and hanged his bag to his chair. Neji looked around the class again. Girls giggling, and boys telling some over done stories. A normal class. Neji glanced to his front and back. Both of them were reading. Neji closed his eyes. Maybe he could consentra -.
SLAM!
Neji startled a bitand looked the both sides of him. Behind him was a guy with ponytail and a lazy impression on his face. In front of him was a girl with a long dark hair and brown, warm eyes.
"So… you're the new one?" the guy asked. Neji nodded.
"Ha! I said, to you, if we keep the place open, he will come to it!" the girl giggled and stretched her hand to Neji. "Shiro Haku", she introduced. Neji shook her hand and looked at her questioning. "Hyuuga… Neji."
"Oh, and by the way…" Haku said and looked at Neji with a murder look. "I'm a BOY."
Neji felt his balance to go off, as he almost blacked out. "You… seriously?" he blinked and Haku nodded. "Yeah, and from your voice I guess that you are a guy, who likes his hair!" he said and winked. Neji was about to answer, but the other guys hand came to his face. "Nara Shikamaru."
Neji shook the guys hand and smiled. "Nice to meet you."
"You think…" Shikamaru said and sighed. "Troublesome…"
"Oh shut the hole Shikamaru!" Haku sneered and grinned to Neji. "So, I'm Haku, I'm the gay one!" he said and turned Nejis stare to Shikamaru. "He's Shikamaru, the straight one!"
Shikamaru grinned too. "We're the losers of this class", he said and put his arms behind his neck. "Nice to meet ya, Neji."
Neji turned his head between Haku and Shikamaru. He rubbed his tempels. "So… Haku… Shikamaru… Haku, you're gay… good one to know…" Neji said sarcastically, getting Haku to giggle. "I just warn people, mmmkay? So, which one are you?" he got straight to the point. Neji blinked at Haku.
'Oh god… He's like Hanabi…' he thought and was about to answer a good 'straight'. Then, he paused and remembered the asshole from the hall way. "Not… sure…" he said slowly andfelt his eye twitch. "Should I even know when I'm sixteen!"
"I guess not…" Haku mumbled and sighed. "No one else but I do…" "That's just because you're a friggin drag queen", Shikamaru uttered and leaned on to his hand.
"Oh pulees! I'm not a drag queen! Just plain gay. Who looks like a girl!"
Shikamaru sighed and rolled his eyes. "Jeesh… Whatever, Haku. You look cuter than most girls, you have a hair like a girl, you sound like a girl, and you like guys, like girls. You're a girl", he said, lifting his finger and looked very tired. Neji blinked at Shikamaru, whose eyes were going down and up again. Slowly… very slowly. 'My god, he's going to sleep…'
"Ha! Like I would WANT to be a girl! Girls are SO annoying!" Haku snorted and gritted his teeth. "I HATE girls!" he uttered and nodded to himself. "Yes! I HATE them!" Haku repeated. "No need to say that so many times…" Shikamaru sighed and looked at Haku, understanding. "But, I'm with you. I hate girls too… they are so troublesome…" he muttered and growled to himself. "They're always looking after their looks, and going crazy for a simple pimple and…"
"Hey, that rhymes."
"Thank you Haku. Let me continue now, please?"
"Of course."
Neji blinked and watched the two guys. They were… totally different and still, it was looking like they knew what the other one was thinking… 'Creepy…' Neji thought and shook himself back to the cruel world. Shikamaru was talking.
"…and they just giggle and giggle, gossip against each other, are cruel like hell to the losers… More crueler than guys! Guys at least KNOW who they are picking on, but every time I try to talk to the girls, they are like 'umm… what was your name again?' and I give up on that!" Shikamaru explained, hitting his hands together for an effect. "BANG! Life crushed! Succeed! You're the new queen!"
Neji whistled. "That IS quite cruel…" he said and smiled. "But, I don't think Hinata would do that. She's too nice."
Shikamaru pointed at Neji. "Hinata? Hyuuga Hinata?"
"Yes, she's my cousin."
"I was on the same class with her on elementary school…" Shikamaru muttered and leaned back on his chair. "Nice girl. Never picked on me. She's quite shy, though. Unlike Ino. But that's not the matter…" he said more to himself again, as to Neji. Haku grinned to Neji. "Ino's Shikamarus first crush", he whispered.
"Hey! I have no crush to her anymore! That little witch…" Shikamaru stood up for himself and looked out of the window. "I heard she's at this school… Man this sucks…"
At this moment, it was like a lamp was hit on in Nejis head. "Wait…" he said and pointed at Shikamaru. "You said you were… at the same class as Hinata? But Hinata's a freshmen! And you're -!" Neji wondered, when Haku cut him short. "Shikamaru was transferred to junior high, when his teachers saw trough his sleepy eyes", Haku explained and chuckled. "Shikamaru has an IQ over 200!"
Nejis eyes were about to pop out from his head. "WHAT?" he yelled and stared at Shikamaru. "He… he… WHAT?" Neji babbled. "He… he should be in COLLEGE or something! He's a friggin genius!" he panicked and looked at Shikamaru in awe. "What the HELL are you doing in high school with that IQ?"
Shikamaru shrugged. "It's easier… And besides, I won't get to college without high school papers, idiot…"
Neji blinked and opened and closed his mouth for a while. "But… BUT! They should take you in there with that IQ!"
Shikamaru yawned and closed his eyes. "College and university sound too troublesome… Besides, I didn't want to leave Haku alone. The bullies in here could have killed him", he explained, getting Haku to sniff.
"Oh, Shiki-kun, you're just too sweet!"
"Whatever… but do NOT kiss me or hug me on the class or hallway!"
"Cafeteria?"
"No."
"School yard?"
"NO."
"Gym?"
"No!"
"The parking -!"
"NO!"
On that moment, the door was kicked open by a rather big man, who walked inside. Every single student jumped up and Shikamaru and Haku pulledNejiup as quickly they could. "SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! YES, I'm back again, did you like it or not!" the man shouted and slammed a huge cartboard box on his table. "SIT!"
Every one sat, Haku and Shikamaru pulled Neji back to his seat. "What's whit thi -?" Neji whispered, but Haku hissed him to shut up.
"QUIET DOWN!" the man roared and looked around the class. "I see you all have came on the first class. I'm Morino Ibiki, but as you know, Mr. Morino or Sir to you twerps…" he said, but stopped as he saw Neji. He glanced at the boy and pointed at him. "YOU! STAND UP!"
Neji was too startled to do anything, but Shikamaru stomped his feet. "Stand straight!" he hissed under his breath. Neji jumped up and straightened up. Jesus, was this the army or something..?
"Kid, what's your name?" Ibiki asked, walking in front of Neji.
"Hyuuga Neji, Sir", Neji introduced himself and laughed in his mind. How on earth did he sound like a soldier? Well, the atmosphere… Ibikis eyebrows rose. "Oh? So YOU'RE the new kid", he said and stared at Neji.
Neji shrugged. "Well, I was the only one you didn't recognize on the class…" he muttered quietly.
"WHAT?"
Neji could hear someone gasp and Haku gulp on his other side. Shikamaru sighed and covered his eyes. Neji felt all his neck hairs stand up. Mistake. BAD one.
"Nothing! I mean: Nothing, Sir!" Neji tripped on his words, as Ibiki walked closer to him. The man glared at him like a fly he was about to slam against the wall. Neji felt cold sweat coming on his forehead. 'Teachers here… are just scary…' he thought.
Ibiki poked Neji on his shoulder. "Listen now, punk. On MY class, you don't speak without permission to do it. You won't even SNEEZE without my permission. You will NOT do anything without my permission. Don't talk if you're not answering a question, shrimp", he said, his voice low, and with a murder intent on it. He looked a Neji, disgusted.
"And cut that hair, it's making me sick to watch it."
Neji felt something pop on his head. Whatever you said to Neji, he would listen quietly. BUT when you said something negative about his hair… Neji gritted his teeth and balled his fists. 'I know this won't be good… He will hate me… AAW, SCREW IT!'
"It's better than not having any", Neji said, as the temper of the class room dropped several points lower. He heard whispers from the backseats. Even gasps. Ibikis glare grew very deadly, but Neji justsmirked. 'Score.'
"SHUT UP!" Ibiki shouted to the back row. All the girls almost jumped out from their skins, but stayed in place. Ibiki returned his stare to Neji. "Not a good start, Hyuuga. Not good at all." With that, he turned and went to the cart board box. "Sit down, punk!"
Neji sat and glared at the man. When Ibiki turned around to the chalkboard, Neji let out a silent, relieved sigh. 'I'm alive…' Neji looked at his hand. It was surely shaking.
'This school is full of boogiemans…'
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Sasuke huffed with frustration. "That… that… bastard…" Sasuke muttered under his breath, as he got in to the chemistry class and sat on the nearest seat. No girls. Oh the joy. Oh the rapture.
Sasuke gritted his teeth. He was going to KILL that bastard who pushed him! Sasuke tapped his finger on to the desk. How should he do it? Pull out his every single nail and then his eyes… those white, silver glimmering eyes… Sasuke stopped his fingers… 'WHAT?' Sasuke shook his head and was growling under his breath now. That girl/guy! Urgh, now that he thought of it, he DID look a lot like a guy on his face… The STUPID hair! Sasuke drummed the desk table with a pen. Oh c-mon! That damn teacher should come RIGHT - NOW or he would not answer what he was going to do!
"Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke felt his neck hairs standing up. 'Not her…'
Yamanaka Ino jumped on Sasuke and smiled like an angel. "I missed you the whole summer, Sasuke-kun! Where were you all that time? I tried to go to your house, but there was no one there! Were you on somewhere else?"
Sasuke sighed. The reason Ino had no answer, was because of his parents were off on business trips and he had told Itachi to NOT open the door to Yamanaka Ino, or Haruno Sakura. Or to ANY fangirl! Speaking from the last one…
"INO-PIG! What the HELL are you doing, clinging to Sasuke-kun like that?" Sakura screamed, stomping to the scene. Hinata was left to the doorway, quite awkwardly. But, on a way he did not know, Sasuke was thankful for Sakura. Ino at least let him go.
"Weeeeeeell, if it isn't the huge forehead and its parasite Sakura! Don't look Sasuke-kun, it may even bite you."
"WHAT? You PIG!" Sakura raged.
Sasuke saw the others to swarm in too. There were Gaara and Naruto, who immediately got into the back row. As for Kiba, he was talking to Hinata, who was blushing and babbling about something. Chouji was eating his snacks and Shino was… just Shino. Just plain Shino. And then… Sasuke swallowed hard. NOT HER.
"INO! Come on already, we got the best seats!" Amis high-pitched voice cam clear and took Ino by her hand. "Jeesh! Oh c-mon, there is lot of other guys than Sasuke!" Ami declared, but Ino looked at her friend with a dead intent. "You just want him to yourself."
"Maybe, maybe not."
"I should watch you…"
"Yes you should…"
And so, Ino and Ami left, and Sakura saw her chance. So saw Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun, would you want to be my lab part -!"
"Hey! Shino!" Sasuke called at Shino, who was passing him. "You can sit here, I want to be sure that nobody creepier than you gets to be my lab partner", he explained, but Shino already sat on the chair. Sakura was about to say something, but sighed and went to Hinata. Sasuke blew air from his lungs and looked at Shino. "Thanks man."
Shino grinned behind his scarf. "No biggie. I know when you need some help."
Well, Sasuke just knew that Shino would help him. Shino was a good guy, with a big heart, although it didn't seem like that on the outside. Everybody just thought the guy as a weirdo. Well, Shino WAS a weirdo, actually. Shino was one of the 'artists'. He photographed a lot of old buildings, people, bugs, plants… Quite everything, actually. And Shino was the best at biology. Was it for the photographing, or the fact that Shino had millions of tarantulas and a snake on his room. Bugs, bugs, bugs. When they were at kinder garden, Shino was the kid who caught warms on a jar and fed them. Well, that was not the only thing that was 'artist' in Shino. He liked to draw. And the man draw like an expert! Sometimes he copied the photos he took, sometimes he did these dramatic masterpieces. Mostly something like angels, or fairies. Shino drew elves too.
But, as all artists, Shino looked creepy. He was always wearing his sun glasses, headband and a scarf on his neck. That scarf almost covered his face, and made him look even more creepier. Well, Sasuke liked to hang out with Shino, do the fact that the girls were sometimes even scared of him.
Sasuke smiled to himself and started to look at the clock. It was already ten past eight, and no teacher. As time passed by, the going went crazier, but Sasuke was getting worried. Where the hell was their teacher? It was already twenty past eight! As the time ticked by, the others started to quiet down. They hadn't seen something like this. No one of their teachers hadn't been THIS late. Sasuke looked at the clock, then at Shino. Shino fixed his glasses. "It's almost ov -."
When he said that, a gray haired man with a labmask on his face and a white jacket on stormed in, slamming a book pile on his desk and took a deep breath. "MADE IT!" he cheered and breathed harshly. "Sorry, sorry! I overslept and then caught on the traffic… and got lost in the hallways, they're like a maze!" he babbled and took a deep breath. "Okay… my name is Hatake Kakashi and -."
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"…and that's it! Try to take that in and study it in your mind!" Kakashi said and took a book in his hand. "And THESE are your text books. Take them, as you leave. Write your name in them with pen. No pencils."
Everyone was blessed with a gigantic book slammed to their hands as they left the class. Sasuke thought the thing weighted as much as a ton of normal school books. His day was starting really badly. He would KILL the human who even THOUGHT the word 'education'.
"What the hell -! These books are friggin GINOURMOUS!" Naruto yelled and put the thing in to his bag. "Hey, Gaara, what do you think? They are HUGE aren't they?"
Gaara sighed and held his head. "Yes, they are… what a pain… like any one even gets whole chemistry idea…" the redhead said and crossed his arms to his chest, making a disgusted face. "And what's with the teacher? He almost missed the whole class", he grumbled, balancing the book on his head.
"Yeah! He gets to be my favorite teacher for that!" Naruto grinned and looked at Sasuke. "Right, Sasuke-bastard?" he asked, to Gaaras surprise. Sasuke growled and moved the book in his hands. "What, you're talking to me? What a surprise", he smirked and took a breath. The book DID weight a ton! It seriously did! "But… I think that was weird. He was seriously late!"
"Oh, you mean Hatake-san?"
The three boys jumped and Naruto screamed, hiding behind Gaara. "IT'S THE OLDER UCHIHA!" he screamed. Itachi chuckled. "Now, now… Calm down, everybody…" he said and waved his hand. "Sorry, did I scare you? I was just going to sneak behind Sasuke and spook him to death!"
Sasuke sighed and glared at his brother. "Am I blessed or what? My brother wants to kill me", (Author note: the tables have turned around!) he said with sarcasm. Itachi laughed and messed up his brothers hair. "Yeah, isn't it sweet? Well, I could hear you talking about someone. What did you have, Chemistry?" he guessed with a grin. "Yeah, how did you know?" Gaara answered, putting up a question again.
"Well, the only teacher who misses his class once a year, is Hatake Kakashi", Itachi explained, smiling. "He's a good teacher, but always late."
"WOW! Is he always missing his class?" Naruto asked, excited. He jumped up and down, up and down, making Gaara feel sick. "Naruto… your jumping is… getting me a head ache…" he growled, massaging his forehead. "Sorry!"
Itachi laughed and tapped Naruto on the head. "I should say sorry, because no, Hatake-san isn't always that late. Just from his first class of the year."
"THAT SUCKS!"
"Not so much, he's quite late on every single morning class…"
"Hell yes!"
"Hey, Itachi?"
Itachi looked at his little brother and took a warm smile on his face. "Yeeees, kitty?" "Stop calling me that!" "But why?" "It sounds creepy!" "I AM creepy." "…you're right." "Took so much time to figure that out? I thought you were smart, squirt."
Sasuke glared at his brother. "Do NOT use those nicknames…" he growled, as Itachi rolled his eyes. "And you got something IMPORTANT to say?" Itachi asked, stomping his foot to the ground.
"Well… you see, this guy…" Sasuke started, but Naruto cut him short. "Oh that one, who PUSHED YOU?" he asked, grinning like a fox. Sasuke took a death glare at the blondi, cracking his knuckles. "One word Naruto… one word…" "Eep!"
"Okay, okay, calm down you two…" Itachi said, pushing the two away from each other. He looked at Sasuke. "About couple of inches taller than you?" "Yes." "Long, black hair?" "Yeah…" "Silvery white eyes?" "Yeah!" "Skinny?" Yes, so, who is he!" Sasuke yelled. Itachi shrugged his shoulders. "Dunno. Never seen him before."
Sasuke blinked. "Never… never seen him? What the hell -. Itachi, goddamit, you're a junior! You should know this stuff! Like, you should know everyfrigginbody who is in this school!" he demanded. Sasuke was getting seriously pissed off. This idiot – whoever he was -, was going to SUFFER! How could Itachi NOT know him? Itachi knew every single person in the school! Or at least, every body knew him…
"He didn't look like a freshmen", Gaara said, making every one to look at him. "Well, he was that tall… But on the other hand, he looked like he was not from here… Like he was…" "AN ALIEN?" Naruto screamed in horror. "NO, you stupid idiot!" Gaara raged and ran his fingers through his hair. "I think… he's a new guy."
Sasuke clicked his finger. "Of course! Haha, now I'm going to find him and…" he mumbled, but stopped. Sasuke hit himself on the head. "How in hell am I going to find him, when I don't even know his name!" he cursed and dropped the heavy book on Itachis hands. Itachi tottered a bit, but stayed in his place. He laughed a bit and said: "Why don't you ask about him from the sophomores? I think they know, because he's not a junior, and not a senior, nor a freshmen."
Naruto tapped his chin. "But… he seemed some what of familiar…" he muttered. Sasuke frowned. "Like how?"
"You said it… he DID look like Hinata", Gaara mentioned. Sasuke and Naruto stopped. "He WHAT?" they both asked.
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Itachi looked at the clock and dropped Sasukes history book to the boys bag. "I've got my Calculus now! Gotta go!" he said and ran off to the stairs.
The three boys stared at each other. "Hey…" Naruto whispered and looked at the other boys. "Where's the math class..?"
Bite: Now… Sasuke gets to know his prey better…
Sasu: I'm going to hunt you and kill you, Hyuuga!
Bite: ¤giggle¤ Or…
Neji: Shut up.
Bite: Okay. HA! It's Haku, yeah! ¤cheers¤ I love Haku! But I turned him into a fairy… sorry. T'T And Kakashi's a Chemistry teacher because of the labmask. NO, he has no sharingan, dammit! But, ain't' I clever… Labmask!
Sasu: You selfloving bastard.
Bite: Sorry. NEXT! The reviewers will get a Haku doll! That's because Haku was so perky in this chapter!
Neji: She's -. ¤hides from the tomatos¤ I mean HE'S having a gay-ol'-time!
Bite: ¤nod nod¤ Oh, how did you like Shino in this? I just ADORE HIM 24/7! He's so cute! ¤squeal¤ So cute!
Sasu/Neji: ¤stare¤
Bite: GET ON WITH THE HAKU DOLLS, DAMMIT!