Bite: YAY! Backstreet's back, all right!
Neji: Oh my God, we're back again…
Sasu: ¤eye twitches¤ With the new BSB album I see…
Neji: And Bite going nuts about it… ¤sweatdrop¤
Bite: IIIIIINCOMPLEEEE-EETE! ¤settles down¤ Okey dokey. That's enough. HI EVERYBODY!
Sasu/Neji: HI DR. NICK!
Bite: ¤glare¤ You're making fun of me again, aren't you..?
Neji: Duh…
Sasu: Slowy Joey…
Bite: JOEY! ¤cries¤ I MISS JOEY!
Neji: ¤sweatdrop¤ Sa-chan, I think we have to do the review corner…
Sasu: Fine… ¤sigh¤
/review corner (by Uchiha Sasuke and Hyuuga Neji!)/
Neji: You go.
Sasu: No, you.
Neji: Why me?
Sasu: Because you're Bites pet…
Neji: Fine… Geez…
Midnight-Sunset: Yeah, Bite can just jump behind the corner, can't she? ¤hands Haku doll¤ Great you love him. We did a friggin job on these. Oh, Zabuza? He's going to be here… (Bite from the background: Don't tell her where…) Fine… it's a wittle secret… Geez… ¤rolleyes and back to the review¤ Girly instrument? ¤chuckle¤ Would work for him…
Sasu: SHUT UP! I'm doing this now, you idiot!
Neji: Fine.
Sasu: FINE! ¤reads the review¤ Crossdressing? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! (Bite: SA-CHAN, YOU CAN'T KILL MY REVIEWERS! ) Bah. Fine… ¤reads on¤ Oh great. She loved the gas/lab mask or whatever… ¤grumble¤ (Bite: Give the girl a candy!) ¤tosses the candy¤ Eat. ¤stares¤ Cute? Whatever… ¤continues¤ Shino is the most normal guy at my age companions anyway…
Neji: NORMAL?
Sasu: You're to talk, huh, Zombie?
Neji: Watch it…
Sasu: ¤gets to the topic¤ Yeah, Shino is a good guy. And Bite loves him, so why not? ¤shrugs¤ And that Jackson thing fits to Orochimaru. Keep on with it. (Bite: GOT YA! ¤Gai-pose) But sex ed by HIM? ¤shiver¤ Jesus no… Sorry, but Bite doesn't have a MSN. (Bite: Don't know what it is anyway… TT-TT) And no worries, long reviews are good.
Neji: Okay! My turn!
freakenout: But hey, don't we all love OOC? ¤hands Haku plushie¤
Sasu: If it means making me uke, then NO!
Bite: I LOVE THAT!
/end review corner/
Disclaimer: Do not own, never will… ¤sniff¤ But I DO have dreams…
Pairings: NejiSasu. I will reveal upcoming pairings in the next chapter, so GIVE ME IDEAS! Say your opinion about the pairings, I will hear them!
Neji/Sasu: YEA RIGHT!
Bite: I WILL! C-mon, give me ideas! ¤panics¤ I NEED them! Haven't found anything for inspiration!
Neji: In to the chapter summary, please!
Sasu: QUICKLY!
Bite: OK! ¤turns to the reader¤ You will see my dear beloved Lee-san here! ¤hearts¤ Him and his B-E-A-uuuuutifulll eyebrows!
Neji/Sasu: ¤eyetwitch¤
Bite: And I will be introducing Temari, and some Oto(Sound)-nin too! ;)
Neji: Those bastards…
Bite: AAAAAAAAAND… ¤grin¤ The music teacher, introduced by Haku… Guess who he iii-is..! But the most important thing: ITACHI WILL BE SO FRIGGIN COOL IN THIS CHAPTER, YEAH! ¤partyparty¤
Sasu: ¤grumble¤
Neji: ¤sigh¤ We hope you like the chapter… It will be starting at my third person POV.
Well, at the history class Ibiki gave them the text books (which were having as much text as the Bible!), saying some important things about how to handle the books ("If I find a SINGLE ONE mess of pen, drawing, ink stains, food stains or God only knows what, that person will die a very PAINFUL AND SLOW DEATH!"), and then interviewed them about how much they already knew about the Second World War and the war in Vietnam. Well, Neji answered some of the questions, suprising Ibiki for good. As he left the classroom, he felt very proud of himself.
'First class, off you go.'
"Hey, Hyuuga!"
Neji turned and blinked. "Tenten..?" he said. Tenten smiled at him and stretched out her hand. "You're doing great! Listen, I'm so busy, doing every single thing the faculty tells me, so would you survive on your own?" Tenten asked and clapped her hands together. "Please? Neji, please, I'm having a burn out!"
Neji sighed. "Well, I guess I can…" he said. Tenten squealed with joy. "Thank you, Neji! I love ya!" she said and run off. Neji shrugged to himself. He did survive to the first class on his own, so why not the whole day? Neji fixed his bag on his back and turned. To the next class…
"NEEEEJIII! WAIT UP!"
Neji glanced over his shoulder and grimaced. "They're following me…" With that, Shikamaru and Haku bumped in to him, almost throwing him to the floor.
"Dude, that was SO AWESOME!" "How could you say that to him? You're so brave, you're my hero from now on!"
"What the hell! Why are you on me!" Neji yelled. Haku poked Neji on the boys nose. "Stupid! We're your friends from now on!"
Neji rubbed his nose and stared at Haku. "Wha… you guys!" he blinked.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "Man… you're so simple! Hey, no one else with you? No! And because…" he said and pointed at Neji.
Neji blinked. "I… am… the new kid?" he said slowly.
"BINGO!" Haku and Shikamaru cheered.
Nejis eye twitched. "Excuse me… but what the hell does that have to do with it?" he asked, quite annoyed that these two were such a know-it-alls.
"Oh, it is just like that on this school", Haku explained and smiled. "See, there are the avoided people, the invisible people, the losers, the nerds, normal people, and popular people", he counted with his fingers and pointed at Shikamaru. "Shiki-kun is a loser. Nobody thinks he's cool, or even good looking. He looks and is normal. But, the fact is, that I'M the reason he's a loser. If this guy wouldn't hang out with me, he would be a normal person", Haku said and laughed because of Nejis face. "What?"
" 'What' ? I should be asking 'what'!" Neji answered. "Like, why? Why hanging out with you is bad?" he asked, bewildered. Haku rolled his eyes and growled. "Because I'm on the avoided people list!" he said, like it was a clear fact. "WHY?" Neji asked.
Haku shook Neji by his shoulders. "BE - CAUSE - I - AM - G - A - Y!" he yelled and stopped the shaking. "Understood?" he asked sweetly. Neji shut his eyes for a moment, then opened them and nodded couple of times. "Yeah. Just don't shake me again." "Got it." "Thank you."
Neji fixed his hair out from his eyes and tottered a bit, when the bell rang. "C-mon! You have math, right?" Shikamaru asked. Neji snorted. "Of course! I have the geometry and the advanced algebra", he said, looking at his schedule.
"OH BUMMER!" Haku whined out loud. Neji blinked, as Shikamaru pat him on the back. "Don't worry. Haku haven't got the brain for advanced algebra. But no worries, I'm there with you", the boy said, as they walked the stairs down. "What others do you have today?"
"Well… English of course… then Germany…" "SHIT!" "Haku is at French…" "Oh. And Chemistry, then Biology and then Drama."
"YAY!" Haku cheered and clapped his hands together. "I'm in drama too! But Shiki-kun is in the Reading class…" he said, making Neji chuckle. "Figures. What do you read?"
Shikamaru shrugged at the comment. "Kind of everything. But fantasy mostly", he said, taking a book out from his backpack. "THIS is what I'm reading right now… Kinda troublesome, because it's so long…"
Neji smiled. "The Lord of the Rings? I have read it", he said, taking the book in his hands. "Where are you?" "In Rivendell. I just started it on summer…" Shikamaru answered. Haku humphed. "I don't get it. Why read the book, when you can just watch the movie, with Bloom and Mortensen and Wood?"
Neji and Shikamaru glared at Haku.
"What?"
"Girls…" "Yeah…"
"HEY!"
Shikamaru looked at Neji. "So, what else do you have?" Neji flipped across the pages of the book. "I'm in the writing class… and then Gym."
"Oh really? I'm on writing too. But you didn't take music? I could have SWORN you were a music type person!" Haku said, crossing his arms to his chest. "I just was so sure!" he whined. Neji laughed warmly and said: "You were not so wrong. I AM a music person."
"Then why the HELL aren't you in music?" Haku yelled at Nejis ear. Neji shook his ear a bit. "He broke my eardrum", he said to Shikamaru, who nodded. "That's what he does."
"Answer me dammit!"
Neji sighed. Haku was too curious… "I'm not in it, because I'm not interested. I get to play at home as much as I want, so why do I need music CLASS?" he explained a straight-to-the-point-way. Neji felt his spine shiver. Hanabis company was NOT good for him…
Haku grabbed Neji by his shoulders and jumped down the stairs behind the boy. "What about the deepened class? Are you going there?"
Neji looked Haku over his shoulder. "How do you know about it?"
Shikamaru snorted and answered: "Haku wanted to play something too, but he got bored to it! Actually, it was because of the "sodamnhot" music teacher!" Haku glared at Shikamaru and pointed his nose up. "WHATEVER Shikamaru! You just can't get what a genius Yon-san is!"
Neji looked at them questioningly. "Yon-san?"
"That's what so cool about him!" Haku squealed and leaned his chin to Nejis shoulder. "He NEVER wants his students to call him by his name! To them, he's just Yon-san!" he said, a great idolizing in his voice. Neji blinked and closed his eyes, sighing: "A gay idol."
"NEJI!" "What?" "He's not gay! He's straight damn it, but also acknowledges gay people!" "HOW many gay people do you exactly have in this school?" "That's not the point! You little -!"
"Hey, guys."
Neji and Haku glanced at Shikamaru. "WHAT?"
Shikamaru pointed his thumb to the class room. "We're here."
"We're queer!"
"Get used to it…" Shikamaru muttered to Neji, who was blinking more and more to every time Haku spoke. "You will get used to it, I promise. But, you haven't heard the worst ones yet", Shikamaru promised, patting Nejis shoulder, as Haku sprinted to the class. Neji followed Shikamaru and sat now on the front row, with Shikamaru behind him and Haku to the behind right.
"Hiya, Lee!" Haku said to the boy sitting in front of him. The boy turned, blessing them all with a shining smile. "Nice to meet my fighting companions!" he said.
Neji got shivers when he looked at the boy. 'Are those his EYEBROWS?' he thought, feeling like to scream in fear. They looked seriously alive… And the eyes… they were scary as hell too. As to his shock, the guy got his eyes on him.
"OH!"Lee yelled, getting everyone in the classroom jump on their seats. "YOU'RE THE NEW ONE!" he cheered and jumped up and down. "The new one sat near me! The gloriness of this day! It's starting so greatly!"
"Lee, sit down!" Haku hissed, but it was for nothing, as almost every student was fixed to their non sense. As Lee sat down, he started to look at Neji in awe. "This is SO cool! I'm getting friendly with the new kid!" he babbled, getting Neji to sweatdrop.
"Um… sorry, who were you again..?" Neji asked, getting Lee to bury his head into his hands. " 'Who were you again' he asks…"
Haku laughed nervously and patted Lee on the back, smiling to Neji. "Neji, this is Rock Lee! He's the most complicated one of us losers!"
"I'M NO LOSER!"
"See?" Shikamaru said, pointing at Lee. "He IS complicated."
Haku laughed awkwardly now and ruffled Lees hair. "And Lee… this is Hyuuga Neji, the new one."
"NICE TO MEET YOU!"
Neji felt his eye twitching again. 'Man this guy is loud…' he thought, wanting to strangle Lee right there. Why? He didn't know exactly. Some weird, little voice in his head said to 'do it, before it's too late'…
'What the fuck..?' Shaking his head again, getting away from the WEIRDEST thought he ever had on his life, he said: "So, what's our teacher like?"
Shikamaru chuckled. "Mr. Gekkou? Well, I don't know much, because our last yearsmath teacher was Genma… But Kibas big sister told me something… He's okay. But coughs a lot. I mean A LOT. It's like he has some dead decease, or something…"
Neji didn't know who the hell was Genma, or Kiba. But, he didn't ask, because the teacher was getting in to the class. And how right Shikamaru was with him. Neji blinked, as the teacher stepped in the class. He was rather pale, and quite skinny too. The guy had bags under his eyes, dark lines carved in to them. 'Does he sleep?' Neji wondered, when the first voice that came from the man, was a cough.
"Sit down", he said and the class obeyed. The man coughed for a while. "So… we have a new student?" Hayate asked and looked the class around, nodding to Neji and coughing, once again. "Ah, you're the one, I guess. Hyuuga Neji, right?" Neji nodded and smiled. 'Good guess…'
"I'm Gekkou Hayate, your Geometry teacher", Hayate introduced and coughed. "Now, I don't want to tease you with the (cough) introducing ceremony and all, so I'll just tell something about the class that you're on", he said, turning to the chalkboard.
With this, Haku saw his change. "He's nice", he whispered. Lee nodded and grinned. "I guess he can give us some help…" the boy said, making Haku giggle a bit. "I hope so, I suck at math…"
It had been a good time now. Hayate seemed to like explaining, because he took some questions between explaining. Neji glanced around the class room. There were not so much of "special" persons on there. On the back row where a three mean looking persons. They just looked bored, expressionless and cold. One of them was wearing somewhat of a ski mask on his head too. There was a girl with a LONG hair and a dude who smirked the whole time, carving on the desk he was seated. Neji sighed. 'Idiot…' he thought and looked at the other places. There was Tenten watching Hayate write to the board, like she was going to sleep right there. And in front of her, was a girl with… Neji raised his eyebrows. Good sense of fashion, at least. She had her blond hair on four ('FOUR? Jesus Christ…') spiky looking ponytails and her green eyes were fixed on the board. She lowered her gaze and Neji noticed she was doing notes.
Neji blinked. Notes? On MATH class! Well, Neji knew some people were very demoted to their work, but…
"Hey, Shikamaru", he whispered, getting Shikamaru awake. "What..?" he mumbled, and scratched his head. "Who are those people on the back row?" Neji asked, pointing to the back with his thumb. Shikamaru glanced at there, then turned his eyes to Neji.
"Those are Kinuta Dosu, Tsuchi Kin and Abumi Zaku. You don't wanna make them mad. They'll kick your sorry ass", he explained, getting Neji to stare at him, bewildered. "Yeah, I know, it sounds like crap, but those people do. They're just horrible. THEY are the reason I stayed in Konoha High", Shikamaru said, leaning towards Neji and hissed: "They are on a gang... It's pretty rough in the streets… These three just are from good families, and their families trust them to go through high school. They care as much, as they get average grades. But, their caring ends to their street fighting. Yes, you heard me right, street fighting", Shikamaru told and gulped. "And as what they hate.. LOSERS. They're always picking on us, which no one except teachers care. On breaks, their sent free to the hallways", he said and looked at Haku. "Haku there… he was beat up pretty bad by them. Luckily me and Lee came there, or God only knows what would've happened to him… But, Lee is in a martial arts group, and there is this one guy, who cares some shit about us. So, he taught them a lesson, they will not forget for some time… and that guy was Mo -."
BLAM!
Neji and Shikamaru startled, as there was a math book slammed on Nejis desk and next to Shikamarus. Neji sweatdropped. Lee did some dynamic work there…
"I want you to write your names with ink, please. And don't ruin the books, they are going to be passed down", Hayate told them and coughed again. Neji looked at the clock. What? It was already 9.35? Neji looked at the three guys on the back and narrowed his eyes. 'Bastards…' he thought and returned to his book. He wrote his name down, and flipped the pages. Looked something he would get through. The time ticked…
The bell rang.
Neji looked at the clock. 'The time sure passes…' he thought and put the normal looking book next to his ginourmous history book and got up.
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Sasuke thought their math teacher - Shiranui Genma, as he introduced himself - was nice and relaxed. He looked like it, but turned out to be a real bitch when it came to counting. Poor Naruto, he was freaked out by the math books, when he flipped through the pages.
"There's… there's numbers EVERYWHERE!" Naruto gasped in shock. "Well, what did you expect from a math book, Uzumaki?" Genma asked, looking at Naruto. "In this class, you WILL count EVERY SINGLE one of the numbers", he said, poking Naruto to his nose. "Remember that, or it will be your death. If any of your homework is not done, it will be detention, no other!"
Naruto felt like crying. 'He's a monster!' he thought and whimpered, as Sakura handed down the notebook. "Cheer up, Naruto…" Sakura said and tapped the boy on the head. In a second, Naruto came from his angst to the cloud nine. 'She touched me!'
Gaara sighed and held his head. 'Here he goes again…'
On the other half, Hinata was looking at Naruto, blushing and sighing. Her dreamland was unfortunately broken, because of Sasuke.
"Hey, Hinata-san?"
Hinata blinked, blushing furiously now. "Y-yes S-sasuke-s-san?" she babbled. Sasuke tapped his pencil to the desk. "I just… wanted to ask about something", he explained quietly, looking at Hinata. "Is… the new guy at the second class your relative?" he asked.
Hinata nodded. "Y-yes. He's my cousin. H-hyuuga Neji. Wh-why did you ask, S-sasuke-san?" she asked. Sasukes gaze wandered away. "Oh? For nothing…" he whispered and turned around on his chair. He grinned to his now opened math book like maniac.
'Hyuuga Neji… welcome to hell…' he thought evilly, as Gaara was pushing Naruto away from his cloud castle.
Well, Narutos joy didn't last for long, because they got history class next. And it was just TERRIBLE! This Ibiki or whatever was like an army captain! And they got these HUGE history books, and were all glared by the eyes of death!
Well, you just can imagine, that not lots of students liked our sweetie pie Morino, right?
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Neji on the other hand, was quietly enjoying the next classes. They were not so damn boring, nor where they teachers like a little Hitler. Although Ms. Yuuhi Kurenai was very demanding on knowing all the ABC. She demanded him to say them in front of the class. That was just stupid on Nejis opinion, but hilarious to his new "gang". Haku laughed so much under his breath, that Shikamaru had to ask permission from Kurenai for Haku to get fresh air. Well, Neji made it with honor and Haku caught his breath back. Although he and Lee were grinning like maniacs for the finale of the class.
"So, now we split!" Haku said, sadly and whimpered. "I will miss you Shiki-kun!"
"It's just a one hour, please…" Shikamaru muttered, as Haku jumped behind all the other French classer. One of them were Tenten and the fashion sense girl.
"Hey, Shikamaru, who's that girl with four buns?" Neji asked. Shikamaru laughed. "What? You have been here for three hours and not heard her name? That's Sabaku Temari, THE girl", he explained, making a heart on the thin air. "All the guys just WUV her!" he giggled like a girl, making Lee laugh aloud. "She has IT! The Something!" Lee said, looking at Shikamaru then.
"Oh? But… I thought Haku was an avoided person, so why is she hanging with him?" Neji questioned, making Shikamaru and Lee laugh nervously. "We'll explain later…" they muttered in stereo. Neji raised his eyebrows. This was making a mystery here…
"So, it's Germany and French? Who are the teachers?" Neji asked, getting a conversation.
"Well, our Germany teacher is Sarutobi Asuma", Lee explained and pointed behind him. "On the French class, they've got Umino Iruka", he said and fixed the place of his bag. "These are the classes that sophomores and juniors take together. As we speak, the freshmen are going to the Computer room, and the seniors to the gym. Seniors don't cooperate with juniors or sophomores that much, nor to freshmen with us. The freshmen are getting the year cut in half by the two subjects. Now, they are having Germany, the next half is French. Then, they can choose which one to take to the next year. Seniors get the AP classes, so you can get why we sophomores are not in the same room, right?" Lee told. Neji nodded. "A complicated school you have…"
"Well, we're in the high school that has sent out the most educational people of the city!" Lee said and gave him thumbs up. Shikamaru shrugged. "Yeah. It's troublesome, but our school is like "special" or something, 'cause the methods and classes can be totally different from other high schools", he said (see! It's the explanation to this shit! ¤muahahaa¤ Got you!) and pointed at the class room door. "Here we are."
As they got in the class, someone stepped in front of them. "So… The new sophiemore, huh?" a girl with long red hair asked, looking at Neji and then doing a disgusted face. "You freaking homo, what's with the girly curls, Goldey Locks?" she questioned, getting a guy with a ponytail to burst into laughter. Neji felt his head boil. Shikamaru gulped and pointed to Lee, that they should go to their seats. As they were about to leave, the girl snapped: "And where do you faggots think you're going? C-mon smartypants and THE eyebrowfreak, can't you stand a little greeting!"
The other people in the class laughed, and the ponytailguy was now laughing hysterically. Neji bolled his fists and counted down from twenty. He just HATED bullies… Thinking they were so huge and everything… "Aw, c-mon, Tayuya, give 'em a rest! They're to fucked up to the ass anyway!" the ponytailguy said, chuckling to himself. Shikamaru glared at him, but sat. So did Lee, lifting his chin up.
"He's such a faggot…" one guy said. "Yeah, it's making me sick", the other said. Neji blinked. They we're twins. He also saw the three people on the back row there. Somehow, he felt like he wouldn't enjoy Germany. All the other people were just laughing and whispering. Not trying to defend them at all. 'Losers…'
This Tayuya girl turned back at him. "Okay, Kidoumaru, but I am not done with our new princess here!" she told and glared at Neji. "Jesus Christ, are you a guy or a chick any way? Because you look like a flat chested girl! And if you're a guy, then you seriously have some issues, fairy", Tayuya said and grabbed his hair, shoving his head down to the desk. Neji felt something ringing in his head, when he hit the desk. Neji counted again. He would manage. Just stupid pricks, that's all.
"I HATE this hair! Sakon, could you bring me some scissors! We didn't get the scalp of the other fairy, but this will fucking do!"
Lee was about to stand up, but something in Nejis expression changed. On a second, he was out from Tayuyas hold and had her in a neck hold, tugging the girls hair. "DON'T - TOUCH - MY - FUCKING - HAIR."
Tayuya gulped as Neji tightened his hold on the girls neck. "Touch it again, bitch and you WILL be suffocated!" he said and threw Tayuya to Kidoumaru. The guy looked at him and laughed.
"Look at that Ukon! The gay knows how to stood up for himself!" Sakon on his side mocked, as his twin pulled Tayuya up.
"I forgive you this time, bitch, because I see that you're just jealous. Your hair is a mess", Neji said, making Tayuya growl with anger. Neji blew his hair out from his face and chuckled. "And if you just get the idea of long haired guys being GAY, you're losing your mind", he said.
"Whatever. You hang out with the fairy Haku, don't you?" Zaku shouted from the back row. "Yeah, all of the loser gang are gays!" Ukon said.
Neji walked to Ukon and glared at him. "Excuse ME, but only one of us is gay. And to you, he's MISTER GAY, you drag queen."
Ukon eyes narrowed. "You son of a -!" he growled and took steps closer to Neji. Neji smirked. "C-mon, hit me! Let's see who REALLY is the girl, shall we?" he suggested. Ukon raised his hand, but his fist was stopped by inches from Nejis face.
"Stop it."
Sakon gasped. "Itachi-san!"
Neji blinked. The whole class was now whispering and muttering. A hand had stopped Ukons attack by grasping the boys wrist. Neji looked up and saw a junior, with black eyes and a medium longblack hair, tied in to a ponytail. "I said stop it", the guy sad, tightening his hold on Ukons wrist. "Or else…"
Ukon hissed with pain, but released his wrist. "What the..? Itachi-san, what's the deal now?" he questioned, getting this Itachi to glare at him. "I HATE it when you guys start picking on new guys and freshmen. C-mon, relax it a bit you!" Itachi uttered, a dangerous tone on his voice. Neji felt his spine shiver. There was something in this guy. When he spoke, it felt like he ordered around here, and he knew it. Like… he was a king.
"Oh please, we were just having good laughs! This fairy here -!" Zaku said, but Itachi slammed his hand on one of the seats desks, making Zaku quiet in an instant. "You think you have something to say, huh, do you? Well, let me say this; was he gay or not, he's still friends of Haku!" Itachi shouted and glared at the group of now quiet teens. "And that means… if you don't stop, I'll have to tell Zabuza."
Some of the class gasped in horror. Zakus eyes grew wide, and Kin whimpered. Tayuya on the other hand, was furious. "YOU BITCH! You wouldn't -! Would you LIKE seeing us all bloody and beaten up!"
Itachi gave a mocking laugh. "If you keep jumping on my nose like that, then you're the first in the line, Tayuya-chan", he said, smirking like the devil himself.
"YOU BAS -!" Tayuya screamed, but was stopped when they heard a slam. Everyone turned, seeing the teacher on his desk. "You're at it again, huh? GET TO YOU'RE SEATS! And Shikamaru, if you're sleeping, DON'T BE!"
"Aye aye."
Neji blinked, as the idiots got to their places on the back row. He was startled, as Itachi took his wrist into his hand and pulled him on to a seat and sat next to him. Neji just stared at the junior, who was looking at the chalkboard.
"As you know, I'm Sarutobi Asuma, and we are at the Germany class…" Asuma explained, taking up books. "And THESE will be your text and exercise books!"
Bite: ¤grin¤ Guess who was Shikamaru talking about on the geometry class?
Neji: I know! I know!
Sasu: Phulees, I know too!
Bite: The ones who guesses right will have a Snickers bar! ¤shows the Snickers bar¤
Neji/Sasu: I WANT THAT!
Bite: Can't get. Besides, you already ate two tubes of Pringles per nose.
Neji: I want something sweet.
Sasu: Yeah!
Bite: You have each other!
Neji/Sasu: We said something SWEET. His a friggin citrus fruit!
Bite: ¤grin¤ Then go get some LEMONade…
Neji: You perverted idiot…
Sasu: I hate you…
Bite: Isn't Tayuya a bitch, or what? ¤snort¤ Hate her! She wont even get ONE hair out from Nejis head! ¤sly smirk¤ Or will she..?
Neji: HELL NO!
Sasu: ¤evil grin¤
Bite: And isn't Itachi cool? ¤jumps up and down¤ He's so awesome! Every single reviewer will get a Itachi doll, because he was so cool in this chapter and saved Neji! ¤yay!¤
Sasu: I am… not… going… to do… some friggin… Itachi-dolls… ¤eye twitches¤
Bite: Yes you are.
Sasu: No I'm not.
Bite: Yes, you are.
Sasu: No, I'm not.
Bite: YES, you are.
Sasu: NO, I'm not!
Bite: ¤reveals a Snickers bar¤ Want it? Then you will do the friggin Itachi-dolls.
Sasu: AYE, AYE! ¤salute¤
Neji: ¤sweatrop¤ Press the review button, please…
Bite: And remember to suggest pairings! And ideas for the story! Go on, knock yourself out! ¤smile¤