Bite: YOU LOVE ME!
Neji/Sasu: WE DON'T!
Bite: But they do. ¤points to the reviewers¤ And that's enough. Geez, thank you SO MUCH for your quickie quickie reviews! ¤thumbs up¤ Good job! Oh, and although the deadline was bad, we got you the Itachi-plushies! -
Sasu: We?
Neji: Who WE?
Bite: Okay, fine. YOU DID. But that's because of our little helper Ita-chan! ¤point to the Itachi on the corner, pouting¤
Ita: I was having serious business…
Bite: Yeah right. BUT! To the review section, then!
/review corner/
freakenout: ¤hands Itachi plushie¤ YAY! You were the first one! ¤woot woot¤ Oh, you loved it? You're so sweet… Who DOESN'T love Haku and Shikamaru? I get nothing but thankies from everyone! ¤maniaclaughter¤ And the next odd Dynamic Duo… ¤sweatdrop¤ Need to think that one. What would be strange enough..?
¤hugs the Neji-plushie¤ YATTAA! ¤smooooch!¤ Love you Ne-chan! (Neji: ¤shiver¤ Hentai…) Oh… It takes LOOOOOONG. ¤smile¤ Sorry. But as every single relationship, this one has a work to do it too. There will be some up and downs, random humor, getting drunk… some guys turning their heat up to them… insane fangirls… (Neji/Sasu: ¤shiver¤ Hentai…) Shaddap already!
When isn't he? I mean, he WAS nice in the series, but he's PMSing about all the time… ¤smile¤ Ne? Don't we all love Itachi? ¤huggies to Ita-chan¤ He's so hot! (Neji/Sasu: ¤sweatdrop¤) Nope. Sorry, you should have thought over the last names. ¤grin¤ And the fact that I said Zabuza was going to be here… Sorry, no Snickers for you. ¤tosses an M&M) There.
Neji/Sasu: THAT WASN'T A PART OF THE DEAL!
Lala the power of 2: YEAH IT WAS ZABU-CHAN! ¤gives the Snickers bar and Itachi doll¤ Here you go, new reviewer! Love you! ¤hug¤ Oh… he IS going to be in the story, no worries! ¤smile¤
Midnight-Sunset: I know, isn't he cool? ¤drools over Itachi¤ (Ita: Ew…) Sorry… ¤gives the Itachi doll¤ There you go! Sasuke made it all by himself for you! (Sasu: The HELL I did…) Shaddap. You were scared of the Uchihacest fics! (Sasu: Who wouldn't have been!) ¤raises hand¤ (Sasu: You were NOT asked…) Oh!
¤gives Snickers¤ You get one too! You got it right! Yay for Midnight! (Haku: YAY! ¤cheerleader costume¤) ¤sweatdrop¤ Err… We'll be back… Outvoted Sa-chan, outvoted. (Sasu: DAMMIT/Neji: Ha! I TOLD YOU!)
YOU HAVE A GAY FRIEND! ¤cries¤ NOT FAIR! I WANT ONE TOO! ¤pouts¤ No, I'm not mad at you. Just mad at my country for being so "not gay"… ¤grumble¤
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: ¤hands the Ita-doll¤ Yay! Another new reviewer! ¤sweatdrop¤ Right? But thank you for your review! I rock, YEAH! ¤waves¤ More Gaara… ¤grin¤ Maybe… maybe… ¤maniaclaughter¤
Kowaikage: Ha! Caught you on the last second! ¤gives the Itachi doll¤ Here you go, you sweet new reviewer! I got you hooked? YES! ¤partyparty¤ Yeah, aren't they cute? I love them both too...
/end review corner/
Sasu: I'm getting sick of this.
Neji: Me too.
Ita: Why don't you run then?
Neji:¤ ¤points to the ironball in his leg¤ Take a guess.
Ita: Oh…
Bite: ¤giggle¤ I would have put them with some handcuffs, but you know, Ita-chan..?
Ita: Yeah… Sasuke can be a hormonmonster…
Sasu: ¤blush¤ I'LL KILL YOU!
Ita: I would like to see you try! ¤puts his tongue out¤
Bite: ¤cuffes Itachis legs¤ Now… we're done…
Ita: ¤sweatdrop¤
Neji: Disclaimer…
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN!
Neji: Short and simple.
Sasu: You've matured.
Bite: ¤nodnod¤
Ita: ¤whistle¤
Bite: And now… the moment you all have been waiting for!
PAIRINGS IN THIS FIC (MAY CHANGE!):
NejiSasu (Of course…)
ShikaTema (Love them…)
ShikaHaku (sister asked… may be just going on plain humor! ¤dodges the rotten tomatos from ZabuHaku fans…¤)
ZabuHaku (HA! Got ya, suckers!)
SasuIno (YAAAAH! ¤runs from the outraged NejiSasu fans¤ I'm a Yaoi fangirl, please! It wont be permanent!)
NaruHina (Cute.)
SasuSaku (ONE-SIDED! ¤runs from Midnights rage¤)
OROCHIMARU PERVING OVER THE UCHIHAS! (¤grins to Midnight¤ See. It WILL happen…)
KakaIru (I'm not the biggest fan of this… but since I thought there would be some fun scenes from it…)
LeeSaku (MADE IN HEAVEN! ¤Gai-pose¤ I've got all the SasuSaku haters from breathing to my neck?)
GaaNaru/NaruGaa (Not sure on which side to take this…)
KibaIno (………………………………………… don't ask.)
And the final…
ItaNeji
Neji: ¤stares at the last one¤
Sasu: ¤jaw drops¤
Ita: ¤glares at Bite¤
Bite: …what?
Ita: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Bite: No, it's not a typo… YES, you're going to be the third wheel! ¤jumps up and down¤
Neji: I'm… I'm… ¤babble¤
Sasu: The uke, yeah.
Neji: OMG! ¤runs a circle¤ GOD NO!
Ita: Erase it!
Bite: Nope. C-mon, Ita-chan, think about it… ¤wink wink¤ You… getting to make out with one of the most adored bishies in Naruto?
Ita: I AM one of those bishies.
Bite: ¤smile¤ Don't tell me your not interested…
Ita: ¤glances at Neji¤
Neji: ¤sweatdrop¤ Sa-chan… why is he looking at me like that..?
Sasu: ¤grin¤ RUN.
Neji:¤ YAAAAAAAAAAAH! ¤runs¤
Bite: Well. Problem solved. ¤looks how the chase is going¤
Sasu: We'll begin now… ¤bow¤ Hope you enjoy the chapter… Going to start from the Germany class!
As the books were given, and time ticked by, Itachi said: "I saw what you did."
Neji lifted his gaze and blinked. "I… what?"
Itachi chuckled. "In there. You stood up for Lee, Shikamaru and Haku. And in front of the worst people ever", he told and glanced at Neji with warm eyes. Neji felt himself blush, and screamed in his mind. 'WTF -? ANOTHER blushing scene today? Man I hate being a teenager!'
"That takes a lot of courage. I heard some rumors too… that "some guy" almost spitted on Ibikis face…" Itachi said and smiled. "Do I guess wrong, if I say it was you?" he asked. "No…"
"Ha, I just knew it", Itachi said and only half listened to what Asuma was saying. "And also… I saw something in the hallway today. You pushed one of the freshmen, didn't you?" he said more than asked.
Neji grumbled. He thought he could have forgotten that idiot… "Yeah, but the twerp asked for it. What a pain in the ass…" he muttered, making Itachi laugh a little. "Oh, you talk?" Itachi asked, raising his eyebrow. Neji blushed again. "Don't mind if I do…" he muttered, tossing his hair away from his eyes.
DRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
All of the students stood up and Itachi took his bag. "Well… now we gotta run it seems", he said, walking out from the class room with Neji. At then, Shikamaru and Lee sprinted to them.
"Dude… you're going to make yourself a road kill before the Lunch on that going!" Shikamaru yelled and Lee shook Neji by his shoulder. "Do you have any idea what you did? You made yourself a loser for good! They HATE you now, they will hunt you down, kill you or WORSE!" Lee lectured and then bowed to Itachi. "Thank you from saving our comrades life, Itachi-sempai!"
Itachi laughed. "No biggies, Lee. Besides, it was refreshing see some one hitting them back", he said and winked at Neji. "If you pull the right ropes, you may become a legend in here!"
Neji sighed and crossed his arms to his chest. "Nah, I just wanted to strangle them. I wouldn't have done anything if the bitch wouldn't have said anything about scissors."
"SHIKI-KUN! NEJI! LEE!"
Shikamaru turned, but Haku took a jump and launched on his neck. "So nice to see you again!" Haku squealed, hugging Shikamaru as hard as he could. Then, he looked at Neji. "Neji, Neji! Tenten and Temari were talking about YOU the whole class! About how you almost spitted on Ibikis face! It was so cool! You're now been rumored up! On the FIRST DAY! Isn't it AMAZING?"
Itachi poked Neji on his shoulder. "See? Well, I've got to go! It was nice seeing you, Hyuuga!" he said. As he was about to leave, he turned back and grinned at Neji. "Almost forgot: Give my little brother a push any time you want to. He needs it", he told him and turned, waving his hand. "See ya."
And so, he went off, getting every one of the gang to stare at his back. Hakus jaw dropped. "That… that was… was that seriously..?" he gasped, clapping a hand to his mouth. Shikamaru nodded. "Yes, it was."
Haku screamed. "THAT WAS UCHIHA FRIGGIN ITACHI! OHMIGOSH! I SAW UCHIHA ITACHI THIS CLOSE! AND HEARD HIS VOICE ON THIS CLOSE RANGE! OHMIGOSH, IT'S MY LUCKY DAY!" he cried and gave a fangirl squeal. "You guys! YOU guys! How on EARTH did you get that close to him!" Haku asked, bewildered. Lee pointed his thumb to Neji. "We didn't. He did."
Haku gasped. "But! BUT! You're the NEW KID!"
Neji frowned. "Geez, thank you Haku."
"I mean -! No offense, but, you ARE the new kid and Itachi is like -! You know, right?" Haku explained. Neji raised his eyebrows. "Um… who IS he anyway?"
All three stared at him like he was an alien. Slowly, very slowly Lee rose his hand to his lips and started to flip them around. Hakus jaw dropped again and Shikamarus eyes grew wide. "You… you don't… you don't know who..?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S UCHIHA ITACHI?" Haku yelled an grabbed Neji by his collar. "Are you an idiot! You've been here like FOUR HOURS and don't know who's Uchiha Itachi?"
Neji coughed. "Excuse me, but you're the ones who did not tell me."
Silence.
Lee hit his fist to his hand. "Okay! We will tell you, but now we gotta go to the Chemistry class!"
So, up they went, down, down, down the stairs. (that one didn't make any sense…) "Remember when we explained the losers and so and so on system? Shikamaru asked from Neji, who nodded. "Well, Itachi is ABOVE that. So, figure out what's his place?" Shikamaru said blankly.
"So… he's really popular?" Neji tried, but Haku snorted. "POPULAR people don't even COMPARE to Uchiha Itachi! He's IT!" the boy said, waving his hands in the air.
" 'IT' ?" Neji asked awkwardly.
"The man of the men!"
"The best of the whole school!"
"The child genius!"
"The captain of basketball and soccer team!"
"The prize taker!"
"The wet dream of every single girl in the school!"
"The one who knows more than nerds, but is NOT a nerd!"
"The homecoming king!"
"THE HALF GOD!" Haku cried. The three looked at Neji and whispered: "THE Uchiha Itachi."
Neji blinked and his eyebrow rose. "The… the 'Half God'?"
"YES! He's a an idol to every single guy!" Lee said and wiped his tears away. "Every one wants to be like him!"
"Or be WITH him!" Haku said, grinning. "All the girls want him. And all the boys lust over him!" he said and threw his arms to the air. "They just wont admit it!" Shikamaru and Lee stared at Haku, who giggled. "Not YOU guys. I know you just want to be LIKE him…"
Neji lifted his finger. "Wait. If he's the 'Half God' as you say, then why in hell would he want to even talk to ME, The New Kid?" he wondered. Haku snorted. "That's what I've been saying, idiot! That's why he's a HALF GOD! He has mercy for us, losers! He does keep low profile on being buddies with us, though. Actually, I know Itachi quite well", Haku explained, winking to Neji. "I just have to keep my act up, being all hysteric on the hallway if he even says "hello" to me."
"You DO?" Shikamaru said, eyes wide. "Yeah! And Lee does too! He was on the drama class last year, and helped us to get comfortable on school! He's really nice!" Haku said, and Lee nodded. "Although we're not the best friends with him, we know there's a place on his heart to US, the ordinary people!" he uttered with pathos.
Haku giggled and blushed. "And he said I'm cute! But then was sorry that he's not gay…" he muttered and sighed. "And that's the way the cookie crumbles…"
"So… He was just giving me charity work?" Neji said, not sounding happy. Shikamaru raised his eyebrows. "How's so?" he asked slowly.
"THAT BASTARD! Does he think I can't handle few bullies on my own! I hate him", Neji growled, giving his friends a shock.
"WHAT!"
"YOU JUST CAN'T HATE UCHIHA ITACHI!"
"IT HAS TO BE AGAINST SOME RULES OF NATURE!"
Neji sneered. "I SURELY can! I don't need some 'Half God' to do some half ARSE charity work to me!"
Well, the Chemistry class went on great. They had a burning conversation about Uchiha Itachi for ten minutes, and then, at last their teacher came. ("Oh, sorry, sorry! I was just talking to Iruka-sensei and it took longer than I excepted…" ¤yes, you can get some dirty thoughts about that one, you perverted KakaIru fans…¤ ) They got to know the teacher, and Shikamaru explained some facts of him to Neji, who didn't really like a teacher being that late. Well, they got to choose their lab partners (Neji decided to go with Shikamaru, because he was afraid that Lees eyebrows would caught on fire and Haku would be just babbling all the time.) and got their Chemistry books. They were GIGANTIC.
DRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
"…and that's what we'll be researching on the class. Okay, class dismissed!" Kakashi told, clapping his hands together. "Eat like little pigs!"
Neji blinked. 'Oh, right. It's lunch.'
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"Hey ho! It's almost over!" Naruto yelled and Gaara sighed. "Yeah… Five gone, two a head", he said, as Naruto sprinted to the cafeteria. Gaara followed behind him like a ghost. Naruto put the whole plate full of everything that came ahead of him ("WHAT! No ra-men!"), as Gaara was getting some salad and bread. He also took two meatballs and a potato.
"You're not eating enough!" Naruto whined, looking at Gaaras plate. The two were going through the crowd. "I eat ENOUGH", Gaara stammered and looked at Narutos lunch. "You on the other hand, are eating TOO MUCH."
"AM NOT!"
"Look, there's spots", Gaara said, and pointed on a table. Naruto grinned. "There's Sakura-chan!"
Sakura sighed heavily, as he looked at the table were Sasuke was sitting, Ino on his other and Ami on the other side. She would never get there…
"SAKURA-CHAAAN!"
Sakura almost got food to her wrong throat, but swallowed, drank some milk and coughed. "Hey, Naruto…" she gasped for breath. Hinata blushed. "He-hey N-naruto-kun", she whispered.
"Hiya! Maaan, I'm starving!" Naruto said and started to stuff food to his mouth, as Gaara nibbled his salad.
Chouji gave Naruto thumbs up. "You have the right attitude! Sakura is driving me mad, she's babbling about my eating!" Chouji whined, as Sakura glared at him. "Chouji, you ate TWELVE meatballs an TEN potatoes! And then you -!"
"Let him be, Sakura, he won't listen", Shino uttered. "And what about YOU! You just took some bread!" "I have my own lunch", Shino said, taking a lunch box on the table.
"Ha! You're smart! Can I have some?" Kiba asked, and Shino just glared at him. "NO." "PHULEES!" "NO."
"You're on the loose already? Man, I missed a great show start."
Everyone turned, facing a face they all knew.
"SHIKA-DUDE! What's up?" Naruto yelled. Shikamaru sat next to Chouji and sighed. "No biggies. But what about you? Because I know how troublesome being a freshmen is…"
"We're doing fine!" Kiba exclaimed and laughed. "But the history teacher sure was annoying! What a Hitler!"
"Yeah! And what about Genma? He's a monster!" Naruto said and whimpered. "If any of our homework is not done, it will be detention, no other!" he whined. Chouji nodded. "But the foods GREAT!"
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "So the same stuff…"
"A-HAA! Here you are, you tried to run away to the freshmen!" Haku said and landed next to Shikamaru and Lee sprinted to the opposite seat, next to Gaara.
"Hey! You must be Shikamarus friends!" Sakura said. Haku nodded. "I'm Shiro Haku. And for everyone, just to be sure: I'M A GUY."
Silence took over the table.
"Cool…" Naruto mumbled.
"And this one here is Rock Lee", Haku introduced, and Lee gave everyone a bright smile. "Nice to meet you!"
"WOW! Those eyebrows are like HUGE!" Naruto yelled, getting Sakura to slap him on the head. "HOW RUDE CAN YOU BE!"
Lee blushed. Haku nudged Shikamarus ribs. "Lee likes the pink." "Okay, I'll warn her", Shikamaru muttered, and turned to his normal tone. "Hey, wait a minute, where did you left Neji?" he asked. Haku turned his head around. "Aw, shit, he got on the other line!" Haku raged, as Lee jumped up.
"NEJI, OVER HERE!"
Neji sighed. 'He couldn't have been any louder, could he?' he thought, as he sat next to Lee. "Hi."
"And for every ones attention, this is Hyuuga Neji. He's a new sophomore here", Haku said.
"IT'S YOU!" Naruto yelled, making Neji almost jump out from his skin. Neji blinked and pointed at himself. "Me?" he said, dumbfounded. "YES YOU! You pushed Sasuke-bastard!" Naruto said, idolizing in his voice. "You're my hero! That was SO AWESOME!"
Shikamaru looked at Neji. "Pushed Sasuke?"
Neji blinked. "Who?" he asked.
"The guy! The guy you pushed on the hall way!" Naruto said. On that, something clicked in Nejis mind. "Sasuke… Could it be UCHIHA Saske?"
"YEAH! How did you know!" Naruto said, as Neji held his head. 'That was what that Itachi was talking about when he left…'
"You… you…" Haku babbled and pointed at Neji. "You PUSHED Uchiha Itachis LITTLE BROTHER? That's it! You're gonna die before the last bell ring!" he uttered, shaking his head. Shikamaru sighed. "Well, I'll just introduce you all to the freshmen", Shikamaru said, as Neji raised his gaze. "Lee, next to you is Sabaku Gaara", he said, and Gaara raised his other hand. "…and the idiot next to him is Uzumaki Naruto."
"HEY!"
"And the girl next to Naruto is Haruno Sakura…"
"We met already!"
"Oh… This right here", Shikamaru said and pointed at Chouji next to him. "Is Akimichi Chouji. My good friend. Eats a lot. The collar boy is Inuzuka Kiba."
Neji blinked. The boy WAS wearing a collar with spikes. 'Punk.'
"He likes dogs. And acts like one too. The shy one next to him…" Shikamaru paused. "Oh, right. You know each other. Cousins, right?"
"Y-yes", Hinata said and smiled to Neji, who smiled back.
"I KNEW IT! Gaara, you were right!" Naruto cheered, as Gaara sneered. "Of course I was. I'm always right", the redhead said.
"Last one: The quiet guy with the "Bugs Life" lunchbox is Aburame Shino. Don't try to joke with him", Shikamaru said, grinning. "Well, that's all. They are the "nerds and losers" of the freshmen."
"ARE NOT!" Kiba, Sakura and Naruto shouted.
"Naruto and Chouji are losers as I. Hinata is invisible to somebody, but she's normal, as Kiba. Sakura is normal to guys but girls think him as a nerd…"
"I'M NOT -!"
"Oh, yeah, she's a bitch, not a nerd. But here are your first avoided freshmen, Shino and Gaara. They are actually quite normal… but sometimes, they are just being avoided", Shikamaru explained. Gaara looked at Neji and started to dig his own bag. Neji could see why they were avoided. They were creepy.
"Shino here… is not so popular with the girls…" Shikamaru said, as Shino ate his sandwiches. "And Gaara… well, he's more normal than avoided. But, as we know, he can be scary."
"How dare you, Shika-dude! My friend is not some odd -!" Naruto started, but everyone stopped as they heard a crunch. In front of Gaara, was a pickle jar, and in his hand a pickle, which he now was eating slowly. Everybody just stared at the sight. When Gaara was done, he closed the jar and put it in his bag.
"Okay, you're right Shika-dude."
"As always."
"HEY YA'LL!"
Neji blinked, as a junior guy sat next to him and looked at Haku. "Okay, what's left to you guys?"
"Biology!"
"Oww, I feel sorry for you! Hi, I'm Kankuro!" Kankuro said to Neji, shook his hand and waved to the freshmen. "Hi Naruto! And Gaara, how has your day been?"
"Awesome", Gaara said with a deadly tone.
"Oh. Then we better get some more pickles to the house, huh?" Kankuro asked, digging his pockets. "Good guess", Gaara said and looked at Nejis face. "He's my older brother", he explained. "And I guess you have seen Temari too, she's my sister", Gaara said, and Neji nodded slowly, as Kankuro slammed something to the table. "Okay! So, Haku, did you get Shikamaru to join?" he asked.
Haku shook his head. "Nope. He's stubborn."
"Aw, man! Okay, but you and Lee are loyal, right?" Kankuro asked, putting some names on his notebook. "Of course!" Haku said and snorted. "Like we would let you down!" "Like we would let GAI-SENSEI DOWN!" Lee shouted.
Kankuro grinned. "Good. And Itachi is going to come, so is Tenten. Oh, and Itachi told me he got Sasuke coming too!" he said. "Yay! Waves!" Haku cheered, and he, Kankuro and Lee made a wave. Neji was blinking really fast. He didn't get what they were saying.
"Okay… And Gaara, you promised." "Yes, I promised." "Yay! And then…" Kankuro scratched his head. "Man… if these are the numbers, there is a hard NO for a play…" he muttered and shook his head sadly. Suddenly, he lifted his gaze and pointed at Neji. "YOU."
Neji blinked. "Me?"
"Yes, you! You're the new guy?" "Yeah, Hyuuga Neji. Do the juniors know too?" "Yeah, because of Temari. She loves to gossip. But to the important one: DID YOU TAKE THE DRAMA CLASS?"
Neji nodded slowly.
"HELL YES!" Kankuro wooted and scribbled Nejis name to the notebook. "Okay, freshmen, are any of you coming besides Gaara and Sasuke?" Kankuro asked from the table folks. Shino lifted his hand.
"GREAT! That just what we need! This is enough for a small play at least!" Kankuro cheered and laughed like a maniac. "Haku, is Zabuza coming!" "Um… I think so." "HALLELUJAH! We got ten people! TEN!"
Neji sweatdropped. "Is that like… much?" he asked. Kankuro looked him like he was crazy. "Of course! We still have the seniors left!" Kankuro cheered and tugged his notebook into his bag. "Okay I'll have to find Zabuza now and ask him about the seniors BYE!"
Neji blinked few times. "Who… who was that again?"
Haku laughed. "Sabaku Kankuro. He's Gaaras big brother and a drama MANIAC. He was the one who made me and Lee get the drama in the first place. And we have never left", he said. "Kankuro wants to be an actor/producer/director/cameraman. He wants to make big movies, or dramatic theater roles", Haku explained and smiled. "He's fun. Can't wait for the drama class. Can you, Lee?"
"OF COURSE NOT!"
Sakura sighed. "So Sasuke-kun is in the drama class…"
"I didn't think Sasuke-bastard would be an actor type!" Naruto said and sneered. "Hope he gets some stupid roles which include tights……" "Naruto, I'M in the drama class." "Hey, I wasn't serious, Gaara!"
And so went the lunch break…
Bite: Oh. By the way, I do not own the drama maniac Kankuro. He's as I know, a legendary invention from Scapegoat. Sorry… But it's the true nature of Kankuro!
Neji: Yeah right…
Sasu: You thief…
Ita: ¤shooks his head¤
Bite: You guys are completely evil… But any ho! Some ItaNeji blinblings here, yeah the hell! ¤thumbs up¤ And if you ask "WHY, BITE, WHY?" then I'll have to say… DON'T WORRY. NEJISASU IS STILL THE MAINPLAYER IN THIS FIC.
Neji/Sasu: HELL NO!
Ita: ¤grin¤
Bite: You guys weren't asked. Right Haku?
Hajku: ¤nod nod¤ I think Itachi-san and Neji-kun will make a cute couple, indeed! But, but! Sasuke-kun needs a partner, so we can't leave Neji to his brother or Naruto-kun, ne?
Bite: Yeah! I don't like SasuNarus anyway… they're so obvious…
Haku ¤nod¤ HAI! And furthermore, when ItaNeji is going to start, I will be having some FUN around! ¤evilgrin¤
Neji: That… that doesn't suit him…
Sasu: Scary…
Ita: ¤hentaigrin¤
Bite: Yeah. Got scared from the pickle Gaara? Well, I just imagined what would make Gaara so fun in this fic… and I could only think about like eating something… when he's nervous, angry or just frustrated. And, well. I thought carrots would be too Bucks Bunnyish, so to pickles we stay. BTW, I HATE pickles.
Neji: And your sister loves them.
Bite: Whatever. For Gaara and his pickles, we're going to hand out Gaara dolls!
Haku: YAY! Can I do some!
Bite: Of course you can! SEE, guys, that's the attitude!
Trio: ¤grumble¤
Bite: Let's keep on submitting reviews, shall we? ¤smile¤ And suggest something you would like to see in the story!