Neji: ¤sits in Itachis lap¤ We're back… ¤sigh of giving up¤
Ita: ¤grin¤
Neji: Oh, and by the way: YOUR ADVISES SUCK! ¤growl¤
Bite: Aw, c-mon… They at least TRIED!
Neji: To Midnight… ¤glare¤ HE GRABBED MY LEGS!
Ita: ¤cuddle¤
Neji: ¤shiver¤
Sasu: Let's just keep him there…
Ita: I agree! ¤hand up¤
Haku: Metoometoo! ¤jumpjump¤
Neji: BITE! ¤desperate¤
Bite: And now to the reviews!
Neji: GODDAMIT BITE! I'M YOUR OWN BISHIE, YOU KNOW?
Bite: Yes, but I want to torment you right now. And for Gods sake, you're a ninja! Get your OWN way out from the trouble, you wuss!
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freakenout: ¤gives the Orochimaru doll¤ Here you go again. Yeah, I rocked again! ¤grin¤ Yes, he is. And Itachi is getting to pervy right now… ¤sweatdrop¤ I need to make him stop. Yeah, the eyebrows… You just CAN'T do a Naruto fiction without any eyebrow jokes. Just can't. And I KNEW you'd remember the "be blessed"… ¤grin¤
Lala to the power of 2: Yes he is. A sicksick doll too… ¤hands Oro plushie¤ Yeah, it's good that High School's not like that. My school is little. We have about 56 students in junior high and the middle school and elementary are in the same building with the junior high. And in my class; there are no clicks. Not so ever. We're a big happy family! ¤coughcough¤ And crazy too… I love going to school too… I just can't wait for August!
Burning tree: ¤hands Oro plushie¤ No, it does NOT! ¤grr¤ Yeah, they will have more figths… ¤grin¤ GOOD fights…
I'M PERFECT! HA! ¤cheers¤ I'd try to have more Gaara on the upcoming chapters… I seriously will try… Hmm… I can consider NaruGaa… BUT NEJI WILL NOT BE UKE DAMMIT! ¤growl¤ Sorry, sorry… Hehee… Sorry, I'm really stubborn…
Scapegoat: OH – MY – GOOOOOOD! I'VE GOT A REVIEW FROM SCAPEGOAT! ¤squeaaaaal!¤ I FREAKING LOVE YOU! ¤glomps¤ You sent me e-mail too, you Great being! And mentioned me in 'From Here to Eternity'! ¤cries¤ I'm… I'm… I'M SO HAPPY! ¤animetears¤ It's my dream come true! HERE! ¤drowns Scapegoat to candies¤ EAT! And here! ¤drowns Scapegoat to plushies¤ There's Neji, Itachi, Haku, Gaara, Orochimaru and Sasuke plushies! ¤smile¤ Be worshipped my idol… ¤bows¤
Neji: Freak.
Sasu: Seriously.
Ita: You're going to far!
Haku: PEOPLE BUYER!
Bite: SHUT UP!
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: ¤hands Oro plushie¤ Oh good. You will keep on reading if I put NaruGaa/GaaNaru? ¤phew¤ You scared me. Oh, and don't worry. I can assure you; I WONT feed Gaara to Orochimaru… ¤odd twitch on the corner of the mouth¤
Sasu: Bite, NO.
Bite: WHY NOT?
Haku: Just plain NO.
Bite: Fine… Sorry, don't have Gaara, he can't save Neji…
Neji: … GET ONE.
Bite: Nope.
Ita: ¤grin¤
Kowaikage: ¤hands Oro plushie¤ Freaking me out there… ¤sweatdrop¤ Yeah. Neji has some character… Meaning OOC… ¤smile¤ And… I'll say your advice for not doing anything is the best. ¤hands the cookie¤
Neji: WHAT!
Bite: Well… the others didn't work… so we'll just have to see if Sasuke saves you…
Neji: Hell no.
Ita: Sasuke, I'll pay you. ¤hands fifty bucks¤
Sasuke: Nifty. Deal. ¤takes them¤
Neji: SA-CHAN!
Bite: You can NEVER write a too long review!
Midnight-Sunset: ¤hands Oro doll¤ Sorry, I gave the cookie to Kowaikage… but you can have a candy… ¤tosses¤
Neji: Your advice didn't work.
Ita: I'm too clever.
Bite: Shut up you two. ¤back to Midnight¤ Okeys Middy, I'll see what I can do… ¤writes on her hand¤ Gaa… Sasu… THERE! Hmm… SasUKE molesting will be out… on time… I'll see what I can do… ¤thinks the plot¤ But Orochimaru is creepy… I know… And I'm weird enough to think him as a sexy person… ¤shudders¤ (The muses: ¤stare¤) IN THE MANGA HE WAS FREAKING HOT IN THE CHUUNIN EXAMS! AND IN THAT TSUNADE CASE TOO! (The muses: Yeah right…) ¤sweatdrop¤ Ahem…
Of curse Haku and Zabu-chan are cute together… (Haku: ALWAYS!) Oh… the catfight just came to my mind… ¤smile¤ Oh… Itachi is coming a little Orochimaruish because of Ne-chan… ¤sweatdrop¤ So, see you in the reviews!
Rebel-blah-blah-blah: HA! I'm evil, aren't I? YAY! I have FOUR Neji plushies now! ¤party¤
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Disclaimer: You see any NejiSasu action in Naruto? Figure it out by that… ¤snivel¤
Pairings: NejiSasu, ItaNeji, NaruGaa, ShikaTema, ZabuHaku, GaaSasu, SasuIno. Going to be also one-sided SasuSaku, maybe some ShikaHaku hints. And later on KibaIno.
Bite: By the way…
Sasu: What?
Bite: If you're gonna be harassed by Orochimaru… and Gaara tries to hit on you… and you're gonna date Ino…
Sasu: ¤sweatdrop¤ No need to remind me… ¤growl¤
Bite: Then… shouldn't I get Neji some straight lovin' too? oO
Neji: YES PLEASE!
Ita: C-mon Bite, you know better than that… ¤snuggles Neji¤
Neji: ¤shiver¤
Bite: Yeah, I know… but… I feel like it's unfair to Neji! Like; Sasuke gets Ino but Neji only got guys!
Haku: Is that… bad?
Minna-san: …
Bite: You're right.
Sasu: Ino is WORSE than any guy…
Ita: ¤nodnod¤ Seriously, Neji, you don't need any girls, as long as you have me! ¤smile¤
Neji: So I can be the guy?
Ita: NO.
Neji: But you just said -!
Bite: Okies, we're going to have the auditions here! And then… it gets even better, when they get the first assignment from Gai-sensei! ¤evilgrin¤
Neji/Sasu: I have bad feeling about this…
Haku: Bite made you look Star Wars again, didn't she?
Ita: Good guess Skywalker…
Bite: Start, please? -.-'
"Okay everybody! Gather to your seats!" Gai said and everyone got to the seats. Haku sat and waved his hand for Lee, who sat on the right, next to Gai-sensei of course. Neji looked at the seat next to him. Itachi had just sat two seats to the left and Sasuke on the right side of him. Nejis eye twitched. Haku did that on purpose.
Nejiswallowed his anger and landed to the seat next to Sasuke, giving him the death glare again. As you might have guessed, Sasuke turned the favor. Sasuke glanced at Itachi. "You did this on purpose…" he muttered from the side of his mouth.
Itachi blinked. "What? Did what? No one told you to sit there", he said in awe. Sasuke knew that tone of Itachi. That was when he DID do something, and just played around to mess with Sasukes head.
"I hate you…"
"No you don't."
"I DO…"
"No you don't."
"NOW!" Gai shouted, giving everyone a jump on their seats. "Let's see what you can do! YOU!" he uttered and pointed at Shino first. "You have the blessing of starting!"
"Oh, Gai-sensei you're so generous!"
"No, Lee, it's just my character…" Gai said proudly, as Shino climbed to the stage.
Kankuro leaned closer to Gaara. "What can he do, exactly?" he asked. Gaara looked at his brother, blinked twice and shrugged. "Don't know", he said and crossed his arms to his chest.
"Now, young one! Introduce yourself and what are you going to do!" Gai said. Shino fixed the position of his sunglasses.
"My name is Aburame Shino. I will do inspiration poetry", he said and coughed. Everyone kept their gaze at Shino, who lifted his hand to his eye level, and fisted it.
"I am… a human", he began, uttering clearly behind his scarf. "Or am I? No one knows. What IS a human?" Shino asked, staring at the horizon and beyond. "What makes a human?" he said and looked at his audience. "Is it the body were build in? Arms, legs? They're just parts of humans", he said, and looked to nothing again. "Or is it… the mind that we have? Our sense of reason? It could be. But oh, what a shame… because "mind" is nothing but a name…" Shino uttered and dropped his gaze to the floor. "And reason… nothing more than a sin to capture our feelings…"
Shino lifted her gaze and threw his arm in to the air. "WHAT IS IT?" he shouted dramatically, then gazing at the audience. "What do we have anymore?" he asked. "Body crushed… our reasoning pushed aside…" he whispered, but clearly for every one to hear. "What we still have… are our feelings…"
Neji narrowed his eyes. Love poetry. Jesus.
"Sorrow… happiness…" Shino counted and lifted two fingers. "And the two, that are twined together", he said, and looked at the nothingness. "Love and Hate", he said with pathos and held his hand in the air. "As the time goes by… these two may entwine. As hatred of love is loved by hatred, and the love of hatred is hated by love. There's the night, and the day. Moon and the sun. The two shall never pass each other by?"
Shino stared at the horizon and whispered: "Now that… is the REAL question."
There was a silence. A deep silence. Slowly, Gai hit his hands together and started to clap, Lee following him and then everybody else. "Great! Beautiful! Beautiful indeed! That was the spring time of youth! When the questions come, you always don't have the answers! GOOD!" he cheered, as Shino walked to his seat next to Gaara.
(by the way… did anyone see a hint in that poem..? xD)
"RIGHT! Good start! Let's see if you can put better on that… Uchiha Sasuke!"
Sasuke startled, when he heard his name. "Me?" he asked, as Itachi snorted. "Yes, YOU!" he said and pushed his brother out from the chair. Sasuke climbed to the stage and put his arms to his pockets.
"Oh! So we have relatives here!" Gai said and 'pinged' at Itachi. "I'm sure he'll do GREAT!" Itachi waved his hand, to calm the man. "Now, now. Let's see what he has…"
Sasuke gave a murdering look at Itachi, but took a deep breath. "The name is Uchiha Sasuke. I will do a an inspiration sum up from Gollum, in the Lord of the Rings", he said and went quiet. Sasuke took a deep breath. 'Here we go…' he thought, and collapsed on the stage.
Neji blinked. 'What on EARTH is he doing?'
Itachi grinned to himself. 'Show time…'
As Haku was about to call the nurse, Sasuke began to move. The boy slammed his hands to his throat and screamed:
"IT BURNSSS USSHHH!"
Everyone, except Itachi took a little jump on their seats again. Kankuro stared at the boy, who was twitching on the floor. 'He… that's almost the same that Itachi did…' he thought, eye twitching with horror.
"Nasty little elves…" Sasuke whispered, as he looked like he was trying to tear his throat. "They did it… nasty little elves… IT BURNSSSH! IT'S COLD! IT BUUUUURNSSH US PRECIOUSHH, IT BURRRNNSSH!" he screamed. As Sasuke fell on the stage, he got up quickly and balled himself up. There was a silence, but then, Sasuke started to whimper.
"It burnshh…" he whined, but then his tone changed. "Why is Sméagol crying..?" he asked sweetly, and started to cry again. "Nasty men are hurting us… Master TRICKED us!" he cried, and came to his scary tone again. "I told you he would… But did you listen, no…" Sasuke fell on his knees and clapped hands to his ears. "Not listening… not listening…" he whimpered, but then he looked at his hands, with a sly face. "You're a murderer…" he whispered, and whimpered again. "Go away! Leave usss alone!" he yelled, but then hit his fist on the ground. "FILTY LITTLE HOBBITSESSS! THEY STOLE IT FROM USSS!" he roared and started to crawl around the stage. "Tricksy… lying… naaaasty little hobbitses…" Sasuke muttered, and stopped, looking very hurt. "Here is Smégol, seccurating the way, and they say SNEAK! SNEAK!" he cried, looking very evil then. "But… we do…" he said, crawling up the stage again. "Fat hobbit is clever, eh..? Doing those potatoeshh! And ruining good food! We will shhhow him what is a good fissh! Fat hobbit… clever hobbit…" Sasuke muttered, sat on the stage and started to sang the "Fishhy" song. When he stopped, he started to do a sircle on his palm and said: "So shiny… so beautiful…"
Sasuke looked at his palm and grinned. "The precioush, will be ours… Once the hobbitses are DEAD!" he cheered and looked at his palm again.
"My… precious…"
The silence was much more deeper, than it was as Shino pre formed. Gai clapped his hands, mouth wide open. "That's… AMAZING! DARK! YES, THAT'S THE WORD! DARK, BUT CLEAR AS THE BLUE SKY! SUFFERING! ADDICTION!" Gai praised, as Sasuke collapsed on his seat, wiping sweat from his face.
"I thought you were weird…" Neji muttered, getting Sasuke to look at him. "What?" Sasuke asked. Neji stared at the stage.
"Now I KNOW you're weird."
Sasuke was about to say something clever, but then Gai said it for him. "Okay! New one, it's your turn!"
Neji sighed and jumped to the stage. He was quite for a moment. "I'm Hyuuga Neji…" he started and looked at the sealing. 'Come up with something…' "And I'm going to do… a thing that I call 'my dad'", he explained and grinned in his mind. 'This might even work to them after that twerp…'
Neji sat on the stage and looked at the audience. "My dad said he hates me", he started with a kids tone. "But I'm not sad", he continued and smiled a tired smile. "Mom says that if I'm sad, I can't show it. Because daddy always says that boys don't cry…" Neji said and looked at the walls. "Mom is allowed to cry. Because she's a girl. And she cries a lot…" he said and looked to the ground. "I asked why can't I cry, if she cries. Mummy said that it makes her cry even more, if I cry", Neji said and smiled. "That's why I stopped crying! Because I wanted mom to be happy again!" he cheered and his smile started to wither away. "But… I do cry a little… when I'm on my bed alone, it starts to hurt… on my chest, there is this weird pain…" he whispered. "It's weird. Because it hurts more than when I'm bad. When I'm bad, daddy gives me a lesson. I think it's good, because I don't want to be bad. Daddy knows how I should act", Neji told excited, but then he got sad again. "He went away…" he said and looked in front of him blankly. "He didn't even say good bye… and moms sad again… she cries all night…" he said and his eyes got wet. "Daddy… come back."
Neji shook his head and wiped the tears from his eyes, as he hear sniffs and a loud cry from Gai.
"SO SAD!" Gai said and clapped his hands together. "That's… that's what youth is! Great job, Neji!"
Neji climbed off the stage and sat on his seat, and blinked as Haku hugged him. "You made me cry, you swine…" Haku mumbled and sniffed. Neji tapped Haku on his back. "There, there, be a man now…"
Sasuke snorted. 'He thinks that was GOOD?'
"Sasuke, did something fly in your eye?" Itachi asked, as he wiped away a drop from Sasukes cheek. "Of course! What do you think?" Sasuke growled and put his hand in his pockets. Itachi smiled. "Nothing… absolutely nothing."
After that, it was Gaaras turn. Well… his "thing" was quite scary, actually. Gaara performed some what of a ghost or something, making his body twitch, slumber, and doing some creepy voices. When he started to scream, Haku told him to stop, due the fact that Lee had a minor heart attack. Well, Gai praised Gaara for every single thing, and said something poetry, that no one even wanted to listen. (oh, you wanted to read Gaaras performance? Sorry… I'm a lazyass…)
"OKAY THEN!" Gai said and looked at them. "I will be giving you guys a task to do now! I'm going to randomly pick pairs, that will do a short play! I will be giving you your subjects, as you select them from these cards!" he said and shoved the cards to their face. "Okay… Let's see… I'll choose…" Gai muttered and pointed at Itachi.
"Itachi will be going with… Gaara!"
Itachi wooted. "Freshmen!"
"And I'll be putting Kankuro with… Shino over there!"
"I've got one too!" Kankuro cheered and made a high five with Itachi.
"Lee, you will be doing grate with Haku, I can see it!"
"Yay! Lee, we'll be the stars!" Haku cheered and whispered to Neji:
"Hope you get Tenten. She's good. If you get Zabu-chan, hands off!"
Neji blinked. "Well… everythings okay to me, as long as I'm not paired up with the…"
"And Tenten will get Zabuza to her pair! So Neji, Sasuke, you have a group!"
"…Uchiha…"
Sasuke and Neji shot a glance at each other and just stared.
'The day just CAN'T get any worse!'
As they drew the card, Neji and Sasuke both saw the doom of their lives.
A romance drama.
Neji and Sasuke glared at each other. "HELL no", they both said in union.
DRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
"CLASS DISMISSED!"
"NOOOO!"
"Don't worry my children! We'll be seeing on next week! Remember; this has to be done in a week! If you're not done then, you will be given a bless of another week!"
The class swarmed out from the auditorium. Neji stomped up the stairs, twirled as he got out from the door and hit his head on the wall.
"I - am - not - friggin - doing - this - shit!" he counted and took a deep breath, as Sasuke got next to him. "Do you think I want to do this? HELL NO!" Sasuke stammered and breathed. "But… we HAVE to."
"Yes, I know that…" Neji muttered, head against the wall. He straightened up and looked at Sasuke. "Okay. Neither of us wants to do this?" "Hell no." "We do NOT want do any kissing?" "HELL NO!" "We WONT do anything flashy?" "No!" "Okay…" Neji whispered, closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "We can think this over. BUT, I need your phone number, if I have an idea", he said and took a pen out from his pocket. He put it in Sasukes hand and straightened his arm. "Sign."
Sasuke crumbled, corked the pen and wrote down some numbers, burying the pen tip down on Nejis flesh, trying to hurt him as much as he could. Neji gritted his teeth, and as Sasuke stopped, he took the pen, took Sasukes arm in to his hold and wrote down the number of his self phone.
"Okay. We never speak. Only if it's the matter of this drama thing", Neji said and Sasuke sneered. "Like I was going to suggest anything else!"
"You WILL pay! You made these red marks all over my -!"
"Well, your pen doesn't have enough INK!"
"WHAT! You son of a -!"
As Neji grasped the collar of Sasukes shirt, Haku jumped on his back and Itachi came to ruffle his brothers hair. "We gotta go Sasuke! My car is waiting!" Itachi chirped and pulled his little brother out of the door.
Neji gave a relieved sigh, but then glared at Haku. "You can cling on to Shikamaru, not me."
Haku smiled. "Sorry. I was just going to give you byes", he laughed and tapped Neji on the head. "Hey you… you got the number of an Uchiha!"
"So… what?"
"Nothing", Haku grinned, as he saw something familiar. "OH THE JOY! SHIKI-KUN!" he squealed and jumped on to Shikamarus neck, making the boy sigh heavily. "Haku… please… I was already looked bad by the idiots…" Shikamaru muttered. Haku let go of him and grinned. "No problem. Oh, are you coming with me? Zabu-chan is giving me a ride!"
Shikamaru slammed his hand on to his forehead. "Haku, seriously! How ON EARTH can you call him "Zabu-CHAN" ?" he asked, as he saw Zabuza standing behind Haku. "U-unless you like the nickname..?"
Zabuza snorted. "OF COURSE I do…" he said with sarcasm, rolling his eyes. "Haku is just a nutcase. Dot."
Haku giggled. "Well? Are you coming?"
Shikamaru looked at his clock. "Well… The buss wouldn't come so fast. Sure."
Haku looked at Neji. "What about you? Need a ride?"
Neji tapped his chin. "I need to ask Hinata… There she is! Hinata!"
Hinata walked to Neji and smiled. "H-hi Neji-nii-san! D-daddy just called. He c-can't come pick us so we m-must walk and -."
Neji grinned and silenced her. "No, we wont! Okay, Haku, we will join in!"
Hinata blushed at the sight of new people. "O-oh! H-hi! I'm H-hyuuga H-hinata!"
Neji smiled at her shy cousin and pushed her from the shoulders to out side. "Let's go all ready! C-mon you snails, I have to do some snack to my hungry, just teen aged cousin!" he laughed.
Well, Zabuzas car wasn't fancy or anything. It was a black, five seated car with some dirt on it. They climbed on the car, but then Shikamaru stopped. "Wait… Isn't Lee coming?"
Haku snorted. "Oh please! He lives with Gai-sensei, remember? And every Monday, he'll get a ride to home from him!"
Neji dropped himself on to the middle seat. "Oh yeah! I was just wondering… are those two related somehow?" he asked, getting Zabuza, Haku and Shikamaru to burst into laughter. "What? What did I say?" he sneered, going on his pouting mode.
Shikamaru dried the tear of laughter from his eyes. "N-nothing! It's just that everyone asks the same question! But the funny thing is: they are NOT related at all! Not a single bit!" he explained, as Zabuza started the car. "Yeah, it's true", the large senior said and drove away from the parking lot. "I asked even from Gai-sensei, but NOPE. They're not related", he said and snorted, as Haku giggled.
"Lee says that he can 'only dream'!" Haku told and gave a laugh. "Well, we can give him that chance, can we?"
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Zabuza drove with Hinatas advices (though Neji had to say them. Hinata just whispered them to him, because she was too shy to speak to the quite scary looking guy…) to the street where they lived. As they got to the Hyuuga house, Shikamaru whistled.
"You guys have a big house…" he mumbled, staring at the Hyuuga house in awe. "It has like… three floors…"
"And a big yard…" Haku continued. He blinked. "I THINK I saw a swimming pool behind there…"
Hinata blushed. "It… it is a swimming pool…" she said quietly.
"MAAAAN YOU'RE LUCKY!" Haku yelled and moaned with jealousy. "I always wanted a swimming pool!" he said and sighed.
Neji grinned. "Well, you CAN come visit."
"I CAN? YAY! DID YOU HEAR THAT ZABU-CHAN!" Haku cheered, looking at Zabuza, who sighed heavily. "YES, I heard that…" he mumbled.
"Hey, Shiki-kun! We're going to go sometime, right?" Haku asked. Shikamaru seemed to think.
"A day at a swimming pool? Laying on a swim mattress? Hell, count me in…"
Neji smiled, as he and Hinata got out from the car. "Good! I'll tell you when you can come! I'm watching the grumpy old man, you know..?" he muttered, as Hinata blushed again. "N-neji-nii-san!"
"Sorry, Hinata. Had to say it", Neji apologized and waved his hand to the others. "Bye guys! See you tomorrow!"
"YOU'LL BET!" Haku and Shikamaru yelled, as Zabuza drove off. Neji and Hinata went into the house. Neji sighed. Time to get some work done.
"HANABI-CHAN! WE'RE HERE!" Neji called out. He smirked. 'We're queer…' he said in his mind, as Hanabi strolled down the stairs.
"FINALLY! Neji, you're my GOD! I'm soooooo hungry! I couldn't eat that much at school, because the other girls were looking! Do you KNOW how anorectic you have to be to be popular?" Hanabi whined as she followed Neji to the kitchen. "C-MON! HIT ME! Something greasy! LOTS OF FAT IN IT, PLEEEEEASE!" Hanabi pleaded, hanging on to Nejis leg, as the boy started to look through the fridge.
"Hmm… Well, well, what do we have here..?" he wondered and took out a small package.
"Chicken nuggets?"
"YES!"
"Hmm… frenchfries?"
"HELL YES!"
"Oh, but look what we have here!" Neji said, widening his eyes. "CHEESE! You want some cheese in your frenchfries?"
"OH YES! GOD YES!"
Neji rolled his eyes. Hanabi had a weird sense in food. But, he got used to it. Actually, he liked greasy food too… Why? Because he loved to tease Hanabi. The grease didn't go anywhere in his body. He didn't even get pimples! And well… Hanabi was every now and then in his "NOOOOO! I'M GOING TO DIE!" mode from her pimples. That was when he could just prance around her, eating chocolate bars and smirking at her. Then, Hanabi hated him the most.
"Hinata, what do you want?" Neji asked, searching something healthier from the fridge. Hinata wasn't the same in her appetites. Neji thought that was good, because Hinata then got saved from blood vein deceases.
"Oh, I don't want to push you…" Hinata mumbled. Neji snorted. "Oh phulees! I'll just put the junk food in the avane and do something for you!" he said and gave the supplies to Hanabi, who was almost drooling over the food. "What do you want? Oh, let me guess… Tuna sandwiches?"
Hinata blushed. "Yes…. That would be nice, thank you…" she thanked, as Neji smiled. "No biggie. That's what I do."
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As the Hyuuga teenagers were eating (Hiashi had to work late), the phone rang. Hanabi got up and got to the phone.
"Hyuuga Hanabi speaking!" she said. Hanabi blinked. "Oh? Yeah, he's here…" she muttered and looked at Neji. "Someone asked for you."
Neji swallowed his frenchfrie and got the phone from his cousin. "Hello? Hyuuga Neji on the phone", he answered.
"I can see you!"
Neji blinked. "Excuse me?"
"I can friggin see you, you idiot!"
Neji sighed and snorted. "OH! The Uchiha idiot!" he uttered, getting Hinata to almost drop her sandwich and Hanabi choke on her chicken nugget. "And what is this honor to get you speak with me!" Neji wondered, walking to the living room.
"You shithead! I said I can see you!"
Neji twirled around, looking for an Uchiha in the windows. "What? You have some kind of a x-ray eyes?" he asked, laughing.
"NO, you asshole! I'm talking about -!"
"Watch your mouth…"
"ITACHI, GET THE HELL OUT FROM THE OTHER END!"
"Sorry…"
¤click¤
Neji was trying to keep his laughs, but consentrated on the topic. "Now, where were you again?"
"IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!"
"If you keep shouting like that, I'll still hear you!"
"SHUT UP!"
"WHAT!" Neji yelled and stomped out, getting stares from Hinata and Hanabi. Neji glanced everywhere. "Where? Where are you?"
"HERE!"
Neji twirled around to the voice he heard from the phone, and from the left. On the other side of the road, there was Uchiha Sasuke, on the gate of a big gray tiled house. Neji hang up.
"YOU LITTLE -!" Neji started, but stopped as he remembered they were on the good neighborhood. Neji ran to Sasuke and shook him from the boys shoulders. "Why! Why do you have to be my neighbor!"
Sasuke glared at Neji. "I was BORN here, stupid. It's MY neighborhood."
"OH! It's the Hyuuga!"
Both boys jumped up, and glared at Uchiha Itachi, who was sitting on the stone made fence.
"Is this something IMPORTANT Itachi?" Sasuke growled. Itachi stretched his hand to his brother. "Phone, please. I'm ordering pizza", he said. Sasuke slammed the phone to his brother and the young man walked in to the house. Sasuke glared at Neji. Neji glared back.
"What?" Neji asked.
"I hate you."
"I hate you too. Now, what?"
Sasuke stayed quiet. It didn't even make Neji flinch. In the dopes case, the blonde would just start yelling all kinds of insults. But nope, he was not getting any of them from the Hyuuga.
"Wait a minute…" Neji mumbled and looked at Sasuke. "I gave you my SELF phone number. Not the home phone."
"My self phone was off. And hell, we have your houses phone number on the door of the fridge."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah. Don't ask why… mom just keeps it there…"
Neji stared at Sasuke, and Sasuke stared back. There was an awkward silence between them. They didn't have any insults to each other, so they just stayed quiet.
"So…" Neji muttered.
"So…" Sasuke said the same time.
"You go first", they both said in union.
Silence.
Neji and Sasuke both glared at each other. Suddenly, they noticed their gazes going warmer and warmer… as there was a yell heard.
"SASUKE! DO YOU WANT ME TO ORDER COKE TOO?" Itachi called from the door.
Sasuke was startled and turned. "WHATEVER!" he yelled back and waved his hand to Neji. "Well, I hope we wont be seeing to soon…" Sasuke muttered and walked in the house.
Neji turned and started to walk to the Hyuuga mansion. What the hell was that! Like… like he was starting to like the Uchiha twerp? Neji snorted and waved his hand, shaking his head. "No, no! I am NOT starting to like him! I just met him, geesh! I HATE him!" he said to himself as he got inside the house. Neji climbed up the stairs and went in his room. He collapsed on to his bed, taking his notebook and pencil.
'Okay… I've got to start doing this, or it will be the end…' he cursed, scribbling the word 'the little play' on the first line. Neji bit his pencil and looked up the ceiling. 'I need… a topic of some sort… Romantic drama… Jesus Christ…' he thought and sighed. 'Well… we wont get any kissing… so a divorce could do? Yeah, that's right…' Neji said to himself and wrote down 'topic: divorce/break up' and closed his eyes. 'I need character names… a woman and a man…' he thought. At that time, he heard the TV get on in the living room.
"No John! This is wrong!"
"But Mary, I can't live without you!"
"HINATA! John and Mary are at it again!"
Nejis eyes shot open and he gave himself a wide grin. "Thank you Hanabi and Hinata, for your soap opera addiction…" he mumbled and wrote down 'John and Mary, the lovestory of the year'…
Bite: Ha! I'm evilevilevilEEEEEEEEEVIL! ¤bwahahaaa¤
Sasu: I… I HATE YOU!
Neji: I hate you even more!
Ita: ¤snicker¤
Haku: ¤giggle¤
Neji/Sasu: IT'S NOT FUNNY DAMMIT!
Ita: Yes it I -!
Neji: ¤punches Itachi on the nose¤
Ita: OW! ¤falls on the floor¤
Neji: YES! HA! SELF HELP, BEST HELP! ¤jumps off from Itachi¤ I'M FREE! FREE AT LAST! ¤jumps around¤
Bite: … ¤scribbles something down¤ Need… to use… that…
Sasu: Hell yeah. Hyuuga is gonna broke Itachi bastards nose! ¤grin¤
Haku: You stole that from Sex and the City!
Bite: Loved that serie… THEY ENDED IT! ¤cries¤
Haku: Sucks… good that they show these old episodes in Finland… ¤turns the channel¤ Oh look! It's Latenight with Conan! ¤stares¤
Bite: MY IDOL! ¤jumps on the couch¤
Ita: ¤rubs his nose¤ Ow… ow… ow… I think he broke something…
Sasu: ¤grin¤ Good job Hyuuga…
Neji: Man… he's bleeding! ¤stares¤
Ita: ¤sniff¤ You think this is funny?
Neji/Sasu: YES.
Ita: …
Bite: Okay… I'm not going to update for quite a time… because I'm still writing the next chapter… And I'm on a stop spot. But, give me strength to continue! AND SCAPEGOAT, IF YOU'RE READING (which I think you are…) UPDATE 'FROM HERE TO ETERNITY'! I GET THE KIKCS FROM IT! And for all the rest of you, now you have the chance to say what you would like to see in the story! Tell me everything, c-mon! I need inspiration!
Ita: BITE! THEY'RE TRIEING TO TWIST MY NOSE! ¤runs from Sasuke and Neji¤
Bite: Geez… ¤takes the sleeping pills¤ Need to mix these to the food…