Bite: HALLELUJAH AMEN, I'M BACK! ¤bounce bounce¤ YOU GUYS! I'M SOOOOO SORRY, BUT MY MODEM JUST FUCKED AROUND WITH ME AGAIN, SO DID THE WHOLE TOWN MODEMS! THEY JUST -! ¤claps hands¤ BOOM! CRACK! BAWOOOOOOH! ¤runs around¤
The muses: ¤sweatdrop¤
Haku: Um… do you think she's okay..?
Neji: With killing time without internet behind her?
Sasuke: Well, we wont be getting her sleep tonight, will we?
Ita: Nope.
Bite: Chappie! CHAPPIE! ¤bounces around¤
Neji: We're doomed…
Sasuke: Yes we are.
Bite: Hahaa, some fun stuff happening in here! And this is couple of pages longer than my usual chappies, for your patient waiting and lovely dovely reviews! ¤hugs her e-mail¤ And thanks for Scapie-san for e-mailing me a lot! ¤sends kisses¤
Itachi: Oh the joy… Oh the rapture…
Haku: ¤giggles¤ These Weiss Kreuz fics are funny…
Bite: Aren't they or WHAT? ¤squeal¤ If you want to read good 'laughing-your-arse-off' Weiss Kreuz humor, then read e3mus work! 'Malarkys and Mayhem', 'Holiday Special' and 'Banned in Boston' are just something to die for! ¤giggles¤ And it got me to play the Sims 2 again…
Neji: Hate you…
Bite: I've got a Neji-Sim… ¤sing song¤
Haku: I want to be in too.
Bite: Sorry, but I'll have to practice more… the girls aren't manly enough…
Haku: Ouch.
Bite: Score… But, NOW, to the reviews and plushie handing -!
Itachi: Umm… Bite, we have no plushies.
Bite: WTF?
Sasuke: It's true! You didn't tell us to do any plushies in the latest chapter!
Neji: Fell for you own, angel.
Bite: ¤grr¤ Dammit, I forgot the plushies, because of the crap I talked about having a brake… ¤mumblmumble¤ BUT HA! ¤takes her selfphone¤ … Hey, Teeks, bring me some plushies will you? Okay… ¤turns to the crowd¤ In honor of TEMARI and her über coolness, we're handing Temari plushies!
Crowd: ¤moans of disappointment¤
Bite: Well SORRY, but we're having a short hiatus on bishounen dolls! ¤grr¤
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Scapegoat: HA! I saw the new chapter of yours, it was a total killer! ¤grin¤ I just love your writing more and more! ¤hands Temari plushie¤ Hahaa… I kick butt…
freakenout: Aah… yes… Shino talks few words, but he loves to poet around. ¤hand Temari plushie¤ And for that matter… Those act scenes were thought with my sister, who is a goddes of insane humor, but never writes it… ¤growl¤ I know… Sasuke Gollum is just something I love. And the teary eyed Neji was a… random idea. I had no ideas after that… ¤nervouslaughter¤ Well, Neji HAS to be the big brother… Butbut, he doesn't take care of the household that much by his self. Now their butlers and everything are just on… a short vacation or something… Aw… ¤hand a candy¤ Thank you for loving it…
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: ¤hands Temari plushie¤ Yes, Gaara we'll be on some greatness in this… Hm… I'm still thinking what I'm going to do to Gaara and… ¤laughter¤ Well, I told freakenout the same, and… the ideas just come. I want to thank my sister, insane comedies, TV-shows, Conan O'brien, some anime shows, manga, music, prowrestling, manymany fanfictions… And yes, you can figure out where the inspiration comes.
Kiba and Gaara? OO Hmm… Interesting… ¤maniaclaughter¤ We'll see…
Kowaikage: ¤hands Temari plushie¤ No problem. I love to make cookies. Thank you for the compliments… Well… I'm trying my hardest to get some NejiSasu action SOON, but it's hard… I need to built this up more. But… no worries, we WILL have kissing in this fanfic, for sure! '
Midnight-Sunset: Middy, meh love! ¤glomps and hands the plushie¤ Of course he's beginning to like him. But DEEPDEEPDEEP down. Oh yes, some jealousy bursting all over the place, heheeh… Pocky! ¤squeal¤ POCKYPOCKY! I'm glad you liked SasUKE Golum!
… you pervert… -.-' But you're right! BUAHAHAHAA! ¤gets ideas¤ Great that you can update your stuff! Sorry, this update took some time, because of the modem disaster, but now it's here! ¤yayness¤
freya kurenai: NEW REVIEWER! ¤drowns reviewer to plushies¤ Be greeted you! ¤hands a cookie¤ Thank you for liking my stuff. Drooling is good… Drooling is always good… ¤gack¤
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto animes characters. DOT.
Pairings: NejiSasu, ItaNeji, ZabuHaku, GaaNaru, TemaShika, SasuIno, KibaIno, GaaSasu, KakaIru. Some one-sided SasuSaku, may come some ShikaHaku hints and Orochimaru perving all over our pretty boys, of course…
Itachi: I want my Neji!
Bite: You will get some ItaNeji scenes in here, no worries! ¤business smile to the reviewers¤ But sorry… no kissing yet.
Crowd: ¤angered moans¤
Bite: Just keep on reading! ¤GRR¤ You inpatient people! ¤shakes fist¤ I will get to the kissing and yaoi lovin' in some other chapters! And YES I'm trying to make longer chapters, so everything wouldn't be going so damn slow! ¤twirls her head¤ I made six chapters for just one day… for just one day…
Neji: Well… Seems that you have matured, cause you ALMOST did the whole school day in this…
Sasuke: She still saved the gym class…
Bite: ¤evilguylaughter¤
Neji: ¤sweatdrop¤ No please no. No SHOWER SCENES DAMMIT! I've suffered enough, you little -!
Bite: Yeah, yeah… ¤mumble mumble¤ BUT, now some facts from this chapter… We will get some Tsunades classes now, and believe me, they have personality in them! Don't you all just love Tsunade, cause I sure do. She's my idol.
Haku: Not in the chest area though.
Bite: ¤blush¤ Hell no. I don't have back abs that strong.
Sasuke: That's because you just never move your sorry ass from the computer!
Bite: SHUT UP! ¤grr¤ And THEN, there will be some ItaNeji hints and fluff coming to your way, hell yeah!
Itachi: YAYNESS!
Neji: ¤eye twitches¤
Bite: And after that… torturing Neji gets even better… Bwahahaa… You know what I'm talking about when you read his schedule… ¤evilgrin¤
Neji: I HATE Tuesdays…
Bite: I LOVE Tuesdays… ¤dreamy smile¤ They are the recover day from Monday.
Neji: But the schedule is just KILLING!
Bite: Yeah. So?
Neji: …
Bite: I thought so too. Now, get reading you lazyasses!
"You got WHAT?"
Neji sighed. "A romantic drama to play… with he guy I hate the most…" he said to Shikamaru, who snickered. "What? It's not THAT funny…" Neji grumbled, as Haku rolled his eyes. "Of COURSE it is, stupid", he smiled and laughed.
Neji sighed. "Well, what did you guys get anyway?" he asked.
Haku grinned. "Me and Lee? Oh… we're doing a thing that is called "death". And Zabuza and Tenten are doing something with humor, I heard"
"Oh the joy. Oh the rapture", Neji said tiredly. They all got in the school, parting for the lockers. Neji opened his own and took out couple of the books. He got the feeling he wasn't going to like Tuesdays that much. He got Algebra on the first class, then English and after that… It got even better! There was going to be the joy of Morino Ibiki of the Second World War and then… the horror itself: DOUBLE BIOLOGY CLASS! Well… after lunch they got just gym.
'Oh… so the Principal is keeping the Advanced Algebra?' he thought. This could get fun. He looked at the schedule. 'Ms. Mitarashi? We're having a WOMAN keeping the Gym?' he wondered, but sighed. Well, nothing he could do about it, so keep on doing the schoolwork Neji. You can do it. No matter of getting your brain heated up by thinking to much numbers on the morning, or writing down and reading aloud… or the little Hitler… OR the perverted Vice Principal…
Neji took a glance at his bag. It was not that full… but he got the feeling it WOULD be after he got the Algebra book…
On that moment, Sasuke appeared and opened his locker. "Morning", he grumbled and got nothing but a 'hnn' from Neji. "So, did you get anything ready?" Sasuke asked, as he taped something to his locker door.
"Hnn? Oh! Right, the drama work…" Neji said and dug his bag, revealing the notebook. "I've got something in this. And the names… well, blame my cousins."
Sasuke flipped the notebook open. " 'John and Mary, the lovestory of the year'..?" he questioned slowly. Neji rolled his eyes. "Don't ask. I just wrote it down. They're really divorcing or braking up on that…"
Sasuke gave a relieved sigh. "Thank God…" he mumbled and got to the stairs. Neji followed him and they both glared at each other.
Silence.
"Don't say you're in advanced algebra…"
"Fine, then I wont."
"Goddamit!" Sasuke cursed under his breath but got to the algebra class with honor, Neji by side.
"Yo", Shikamaru greeted Neji, who sat next to him. "Hi to you too", Neji said bitterly and glared at Sasuke, who sat next to him.
"What?" Sasuke asked and pointed at Shino, who sat in front of him. "My good friend Shino appears to be sitting here, so I sit here, okay?"
"Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke stopped. "Not her… NOT her…" he growled.
"Sasuke-kun, I just KNEW you would be in advanced algebra!" Sakura said happily as she sat behind Sasuke. "Good morning Shikamaru, Shino, Neji-san!" Sakura greeted and smiled as the sun itself. "Isn't it a nice weather outside!"
Shikamaru sighed and looked out from the window. "Yeah… nice… clouds are so free…" he mumbled.
"Still watching the clouds? Geez, you're a total lazyass", Temari sneered as she sat next to Sakura.
"Gooo-ood mornin' Temari", Shikamaru said and stretched his arms. "How did you wake up today? To the breezing coldness of yourself?" he asked, like he had some interest in it.
"No, but thank you from asking. I'm suprised that you even got out from the bed", Temari laughed and began to count her pencils.
"Love you too", Shikamaru said and turned. At that, he got the history book on his head.
"I HATE YOU!" Temari growled in rage.
"Oh, what a coincidence. Same to you", Shikamaru yawned and set his head on the desk. "Nighty night."
Temari growled and held her head. "I CAN'T believe him! He's just going to SLEEP?" she yelled. Sakura giggled. "That's what he does…"
"What an idiot", Temari said and looked out from the window. Neji leaned to Shikamaru. "What's with you guys..?" he asked slowly. Shikamaru opened one eye.
"Long time ago, in a far far away galaxy… meaning the last year. Last year there was this chess tournament going on in our school. Well, of course Itachi was the favorite winner, but then Temari knocked him out cold. Troublesome enough, Haku had me do it because he told me I was so good at it… Well, as it turned out; I am. I won every single one and I and Temari were in the finals. Well, I won", Shikamaru told and pointed at Temari. "And she just can't stand it."
"You cheated."
"No, I did NOT."
"You did!"
"Too troublesome to argue… Geez you woman can't lose quietly…"
"That's right Nara!"
Everyone turned, and saw Tsunade sitting behind her desk, sipping tea. "But that's why we are so troublesome", Tsunade said.
"Ms… Ms. Principal! How long have you been there?" Sasuke asked. Tsunade placed her tea cup on the desk. "Long enough…" she mumbled and stood up.
"OKAY! The class starts now, so will Sabaku and Nara please stop flirting to each other?" Tsunade asked. Temari turned red from anger, Shikamaru yawned and the rest of the class giggled.
"Thank you pumpkins", Tsunade said and took a ruler on her hand. "As for freshmen… In this class, there we will be making algebra INTERESTING", she told them and walked back and forth in front of the class. "Well, I know… some of you may be thinking now 'yeah, I got to the advanced class, so shouldn't I already be interested?' Well, the answer is… NO", Tsunade smiled and tapped the ruler to her palm. "I'm sure the sophomores found my teaching methods VERY interesting last year, and I think the algebra class wasn't their worst class… As I KNOW I have though teachers to compete with!" she explained, getting agreeing mutters go around the class.
Neji snorted. As for Ibiki and Orochimaru, Ms. Principal here didn't have a chance… He thought at least. And Kurenai put a pretty good show on too.
"I guess you all agree to that. Soooo… I'll just pass the books and we'll see how interested are you then!" Tsunade exclaimed and huge pile of HUGE books was settled on the desk.
A bunch of desperate moans from the freshmen.
"I know, I know…" Tsunade said with empathy. "BU-UUT, as I AM the principal here, I wont tolerate any complaining, got it? It's my school, so I can MAKE rules to this class! And the first rule iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis…" she uttered, turned to the chalkboard and wrote down something. She turned to face the class, and read from the board:
" 'The bigger the book, the more I'll have my voice heard'. And as you DO know, I just LOVE my own voice! So hush, and listen to what I say. Okay… You, the pink one!" Tsunade said, pointing at Sakura. Sakura jumped up.
"Yes!"
"Will you be useful and hand down those books?"
"Yes Ma'am!"
Tsunade grinned and gave half of the huge pile to Sakura. "See people, that's the attitude I'm looking for! Good work girl! And you, on the back row! You get the second half for picking your nose! SECOND RULE!" Tsunade yelled and wrote again on the board. "No… nose… picking!" she said while she wrote. Tsunade took a look at her chalkboard. "Hmm… You, the creepy boy!" she said and pointed at Shino.
Shino fixed his sun glasses. "Yes?" he asked.
Tsunade slammed a paper and marker on Shinos desk. "Write down the rules! They will be posted on the wall, so everyone will remember them through out the year!"
The class disagreed to this.
Tsunade looked at the class and went to the chalkboard.
"Number 3: Never… a class… without… homework…"
"OH C-MON!" the class yelled united.
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"Horror", Shikamaru grumped. "Absolute horror that woman is."
Neji smiled. "I think she's nice", he said and laughed. "And she HAS good attitude you know! And I think it's good that she knows her students, although she's the principal", Neji exclaimed.
"She's so awesome!" Sakura said and giggled. "She's a good teacher, seriously! She explained everything so simply! I've NEVER gotten idea from algebra until now!" she praised and smiled to the boy next to her. "Right, Sasuke-kun?"
Sasuke shrugged. "Nah, didn't live me dumbfounded. I think she's a nutcase…"
"Ladies and gentlemen, in our series of 'Cold hard facts from the Uchiha prick'…"
Shikamaru snickered and Temaris mouth corner turned up. But, Sasuke instead frowned. "Hyuuga, do you seriously want to be killed?"
Neji snapped his fingers. "Score…" he said proudly.
"Neji-san! Don't you dare to mess around with Sasuke-kun!" Sakura raged, letting her inner self a little out. Neji rolled his eyes. "Whatever…"
"Relax Sakura, Sasuke will kill him on his own…" Shino muttered from behind his scarf. Shikamaru snickered again, but was stopped by Sakuras death glare.
"Well, see you guys later. Sorry, but I have to keep my reputation up", Temari said and waved her hand. "I don't want to be in any contact with a certain lazy ass…"
"Gee, Temari, why don't you just pierce my heart with a knife?" Shikamaru asked curiously. "Too easy", Temari said and grinned. "I think you wouldn't even bother to try dodging", she said to Shikamaru and walked away.
There was a whistle heard behind Shikamaru.
"Man Shiki-kun… she just wins you every time…" Haku muttered, shaking his head.
Lee gave thumbs up. "Temari 1, Shikamaru 0."
"Actually, I think Shikamaru won her twice on the algebra", Neji said. Haku and Lee gaped at them, open mouthed.
"No way…"
"You won her!" Haku yelled and took out a notebook and scribbled something on it. "This is it… Sakura, I take you as my reliable girl! You will tell me everything from the algebra classes! Unless I did this, I'd be left behind in the scores!" Haku stammered and Sakura saluted.
"Yes SIR!"
Lee blushed. Shikamaru and Neji looked at each other, and sighed. Sasuke looked at Lee. Then at Sakura. Then at Lee again. Sasuke sighed. No WAY Sakura would fall for him… There went his last chance…
"SASUKE-KUN!"
Sasuke flinched, as he heard two familiar screams. Sakura turned and grimaced. "Ino-pig! And her bitch Ami!" she cursed. "No worries Sasuke-kun, they wont get -!" Sakura turned, blinked and looked at the spot where the guys just were. "…you?" Sakura looked around.
"Sasuke-kun?"
Lee and Haku blinked.
"Oh… It's Shikamaru", Lee understood and Haku nodded. "Yes… It's from that accident when Sasuke saved our lives from bullies…"
Sakura raised her eyebrow. "What? Oh, who am I kidding! SASUKE-KUN!" And so, the pinkhaired girl got after Ino and Ami, who were looking for Sasuke like bloodhounds.
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"Okay… tell me again…" Neji said slowly and glared at Shikamaru. "WHY am I stuck in a closet with you, twerp and Shino?"
Shikamaru hissed at him and looked out from the small window. "I think they're coming…" he mumbled and sat back to the closets floor.
"C-mon please! I want an explanation!" Neji spat, making Shino sigh. "Well… Sasuke once saved Shikamaru, so he owes him. And they have me because the girls are afraid of me."
"And why am I dragged into this shit?" Neji questioned, a deadly tone in his voice.
"Yeah, Shikamaru, why is he here?" Sasuke growled.
Shikamaru rubbed his temples. "Distraction…" he mumbled, getting every one to stare at him.
"WHAT?" they asked.
Shikamaru looked at Sasuke. "Well… you DO know, that your brother has this sixth sense of knowing that you're in danger?"
"Yeah."
"And when he tries to help, he screws everything up."
"Yeah, and what does Neji have to do with this?" Sasuke asked flatly. Shikamaru rose and grabbed Neji by the hand.
"THIS."
"Whatthe -?"
SWOOP!
THUD!
"Ow… owowow…" Neji whined and rubbed his head. Was it just him, or did Shikamaru just throw him out from the closet?
"Hyuuga?"
Neji blinked and turned his head, no realizing what he hit. "Uchi… Itachi?" he blinked. Itachi grinned and looked at Neji.
"Yes, in person. But mind if you'd stand up? Because I can't stand if you aren't."
Neji blinked again, then got the clue that he had toppled himself and Itachi to the floor. Neji felt a blush coming and jumped up. "S-s-sorry! I didn't mean to! Oh god, I'm so sorry!"
Itachi laughed, as he stood up. "No, it's nothing…
"Are you okay? Like, I crashed on you really hard and -!"
"No, I'm fine. I'm not made from glass, Neji", Itachi smiled. Neji felt his cheeks heat up again. "Oh? S-sorry again…" 'Whatthehell is wrong with me! Why in Gods sake I'm blushing?' Neji cursed in his minds, getting a feeling he looked very alike to Hinata right now. 'You girly idiot…'
"Oh, by the way… Did you see my brother anywhere? Because I have a bad feeling again for him…" Itachi asked and looked around.
Neji glared at the closet behind him, getting a very scared looking Shikamaru disappear from the little window. "No… I don't think so… Oh, but I saw him flee from rabid fangirls…" he answered and cursed Shikamaru in his head. Why did HE have to distract ITACHI? Why DID he have to distract him anyway?
"Geez… girls can be quite a trouble to him, huh?" Itachi said more than asked. Neji rolled his eyes. "I guess you could say that…" "Oh, by the way, how's your drama assignment going?" Itachi asked, curious as ever. Neji sneered. "Do I have to say, that 'romance drama' isn't a very interesting thing to do with two guys…"
"I see", Itachi chuckled and tapped Neji on the back. "But no worries! And remember, if you need any advises, I'll be glad to give them", he promised and gave him a thumbs up. "It' a passionate promise of youth!"
Neji smiled. "I'll keep that in mind, thank you. But please don't do that again…" he said. Itachi smirked and winked to Neji. "No problem. Oh shit, it's that much!" Itachi cursed, as he looked at the clock on the wall. "Gotta run, or else I will be killed by Ibiki!" he said and waved his hand to Neji. "See ya around!"
Neji waved his hand stupidly and smiled. 'He sure is nice…' Then, he realized what he was thinking and shook his head. 'Whatthehell! C-mon, Neji, keep it together! Keepittogether! If you continue thinking like that, you'll surrender to the friggin hormones!' Neji thought and started to knock the closet door. "Guys! Guys, come out from the closet!"
Neji got weird stares from the girls that stopped by. "Oh, for crying out loud! Get a LIFE you friggin faqhawks!" he stammered and glared at the girls as they left and giggled to each other. "C-mon you idiots! We're going to miss Kurenais class Shikamaru!
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"Neji-kun, I need to talk to you after the class."
Neji felt his heart stop. Did… did Orochimaru talk to him? Please dear God no!
"Do you have time for it, Neji-kun?"
Neji felt horror flow in his senses. The big, ugly snake was seriously talking to him. Neji swallowed. "O-of course sensei…" he said nervously, going back to his works. Haku looked back and fort between Orochimaru and Neji. He felt his skin getting goose bumbs.
Too early for Neji, the bell rang and everyone else left the class, as he sat himself to one of the front desks. It was near enough to Orochimarus desk, and the man got to live with it.
"So…" Orochimaru said, seating himself to his desk. "You have no reason to be scared, Neji-kun, you didn't do anything wrong. I do this every year with the new students", the man talked and took a glance at Neji. "I'm just going to ask couple of things. So, how were your numbers in Biology, at your former school?"
"Good, I think… I got A's and B's", Neji answered. God, he didn't want to remember that B- he got once.
"Oh? I see you're a good student, Neji-kun", Orochimaru said and rose from his seat. "That's why I have an effort to you, that could raise your numbers even more", he explained.
Neji felt cold sweat. "What do you mean?" he asked. He felt Orochimarus hand on his chin. The man raised his gaze up and looked the boy in his white eyes. "You have beautiful eyes, Neji-kun."
That was it. Neji rose from his seat and took his bag. "I-i really should be going sensei!" he said and was opening the door, when Orochimaru cut his way with his hand. "But I'm not done, Neji-kun", the man said and looked at the boy, hunger burning in his eyes. Neji slipped under his teachers arm and straightened up.
"I'm… I'm sorry, sensei, but I already have so much to do and -!" Neji began, but he was cut short, as Orochimaru silenced him, clasping his hand on Nejis mouth. Orochimaru smiled slyly and leaned close to Nejis face. "It will not take long, I promise."
Just then, Neji was going to scream, not caring if Orochimarus hand was on his mouth or not. But, just then his saver came.
"Yo, Orochimaru, are you in there?"
Orochimaru turned his head and looked at the door, very pissed off. "WHAT Jiraiya, what could be THAT important?" he spat. Neji looked at the door. There was a big man with a long, white hair and two red lines on his face. 'HE'S HAKUS ALGEBRA TEACHER!' Neji yelled in his mind and thanked God several times.
Jiraiya looked at the scene. One girly looking student, very close to Orochimaru and looking at Jiraiya himself with desperate eyes. Orochimaru on the other hand, looked like he wanted to cut his head off. 'Figures…' Jiraiya thought and sighed.
"Orochimaru what the hell are you keeping students in your class? It's LUNCH! They'll starve to dead, and that's not good!" Jiraiya said. Orochimaru rolled his eyes and straightened up, releasing his hand from Nejis mouth. Neji felt like he could breath again.
"And you will go eat something! C-mon, the break will not take forever so scram! Hurry, hurry!" Jiraiya stammered, pushing Neji to the door.
"Thank you sensei", Neji whispered. Jiraiya winked. "No problem", he muttered under his breath.
Neji waved his hand to the two men. "Um… I'm sorry Orochimaru-sensei, but I think I can't take extra work…" he said. Orochimaru smirked. "We'll talk some other time."
Neji felt his spine shiver. "T-th-that's… okay…" he said awkwardly.
"Yeah, yeah, stop your chatting boy! You'll skip your classes", Jiraiya told Neji and pushed the boy out the door. "And as for YOU Orochimaru, we're going to talk some serious business…" he started, closed the door and glared at Orochimaru.
"…like you harassing the students."
Orochimaru raised his eyebrows. "Oh?"
"Jesus Christ, you're going too far in this!" Jiraiya told his coworker and shook his head. "For every single girly looking boy you…"
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Neji splashed water on to his face and then looked at himself from the mirror.
You have beautiful eyes, Neji-kun…
Neji thought he was going to be sick. But, he wasn't throwing up, so he was fine, right? Neji shook his head from his thoughts and splashed water to his face again. He was okay, okay! Orochimaru didn't even do anything… Neji looked at his mirror image and took deep breaths.
Beautiful eyes...Beautiful...
Right now, Neji hated his eyes.
'That perverted old geezer…' Neji thought and splashed water on his face again. He could feel the mans hand still on his mouth. That pale disgusting slimy hand…
Neji-kun…
Neji took hair out from his eyes and took some papers and dried his face. He did think Orochimaru creepy, the first time he saw him even. But the feeling just grew larger at the double class… Neji shivered. He was right. And Haku had paled some degrees in the class too. Everyone were always careful around Orochimaru… Neji looked at the sink and watched the water twirling in to the sewer. He felt sick. And dirty. Neji balled the handpapers and shoved them into the paper bin.
"That… psycho…" Neji mumbled to himself and leaned on the sink, looking at the mirror. "What does he think I am?"
Nejis thinking was cut, as someone flushed the toilet behind his back.
"I thought it was you!" Kankuro said and got to another sink and washed his hands. "What's up with you, not being in the Lunch?" he asked and took some paper to dry his hands. Neji blinked.
"How… how long were you..?" Neji said. Kankuro snorted. "Nah, some time. You know, the best time to go to the bathroom is the Lunch. I get some private thinking around here, ya know", the junior explained and shoved the papers in the bin. "It's the only quiet place… And the lunch brake is the longest brake, so I do some notes too", Kankuro told and leaned against the sink. "BUT, back to you again! What in the name of Lees eyebrows are you doing here?" he asked.
Neji looked at his mirror image.
Beautiful eyes…
"Nah, nothing… Orochimaru just wanted to talk to me after the class, and well… it went long…" Neji answered. Kankuro grimaced. "Creepy guy, isn't he? I remember when I got to a talk with him… He almost fed me to that huge snake! God, I didn't eat anything that day!" he told and laughed. "Well, I'm not one of the honor students, you know? Got talks with almost every teacher! Oh! But I guess you are hungry, aren't you, for missing Lunch?" Kankuro said and dug his bag. "I always take some extra eating for Gaara… nah, who am I kidding? The blondie sometimes forgets his lunch, and…" he explained and handed Neji a sandwich. "There, eat."
Neji took the sandwich and started to eat it slowly, as Kankuro took his own sandwich from the paper bag. "So, I heard from Itachi, that you and his brother are not doing very well with each other", Kankuro said and took a big chomp from his lunch.
Neji glanced at Kankuro and shrugged. "Well, should I even be his friend? Like hell no, the twerps such a menise…" he muttered and took a bite from the sandwich.
"If you want to make good drama, that is…" Kankuro said and sighed. "Seriously. I'd say that if you're going to do a romance drama, then you HAVE to get along, or there wont be no good acting", he told Neji, then going for his lunch again.
Neji glared at Kankuro. "And how exactly are you and Shino doing, huh?"
"We're almost done", Kankuro said and grinned. "The script… and the words just will come to out mouth in the stage. We're doing an 'deep thoughts' thing, you know? They can be quite hard, but Shino knows how to handle him, he's pretty good at this…"
Neji counted. "So… Zabuza and Tenten got humor, Lee and Haku… "death" as Haku said it, me and the twerp got romance and you and Shino got deep stuff…" Neji blinked at his explanation. "Then… what did Gaara and Itachi get? There's not really much of anything after that…"
Kankuro grinned. "ACTION", he said and winked at Neji. Neji looked at the junior. " 'Action'?" he repeated and sighed. "God, I HATE action movies…"
"You wont, after you see what Itachi and Gaara got together", Kankuro said.
Just then, the bell rang and echoed in the halls.
"Oh, got to go! I know you have gym, so better for you to take this too. Eat it as fast as you can!" Kankuro said, shoved an energy bar into Nejis hand and scrammed. "See ya around, Neji!"
Neji waved his hand. "See you…" he mumbled, ate the rest of the sandwich, took his bag and then took a run to the locker rooms.
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"NEJI!"
Neji had just opened the locker room door, when he got something screaming to glomp him over. "YOU'RE OKAY! HE'S OKAY!"
Neji blinked several times, but then noticed he couldn't breath. "Ha… Ku… release…" Neji gasped and tried to push Haku off of him.
"I'M SO HAPPY YOUR ALIVE!" Haku screamed and released his grasp from Neji, then holding the boys face in his hands. "Did he touch you? DID HE!"
Neji blinked. "What… what..?"
"OROCHIMARU! I'm talking about Orochimaru, you big idiot! Did that perverted snakelike old geezer ANYTHING to you!" Haku yelled, shaking Neji by his shoulders. Neji stopped Hakus movement and took a deep breath. "Haku… CALM DOWN", he said and looked at the hysteric Haku in his eyes. "Breath… calmly… in… and out…"
Haku snorted. "Yeah, yeah! C-MON, DID THAT PERVERT DO ANYTHING!" Haku shouted. Neji shook his ear. "You broke it again…" "Sorry… But back to the deal!"
Neji rolled his eyes. "NOTHING happened. Almost."
"Almost? ALMOST!" Haku screeched and held his head. "He molested you, didn't he, didn't he! HELL YES! I'M GETTING HIS ASS FIRED!"
Neji blinked. "Eh… Haku?"
"Oh sorry! I mean that's horrible, Neji! No worries, I'll be your support, and so will be Shiki-kun and the others!"
"Haku…"
"Hell, I'll heal your wounds! I can even be your boyfriend if that's what it takes!"
"Haku."
"OH! What am I talking? OF COURSE I can cross dress for you, Neji, no worries Neji!"
"Haku!"
"What you said? OH MY GOD, SOMEONE SAW YOU! No worries, Zabu-chan and Lee will protect you from the rednecks and -!"
"HAKU!"
Now, Haku blinked, turned to Neji and said: "What?"
"HE - DID NOT - MOLEST ME!" Neji spoke and sighed. "Thanks to you… probably the whole school thinks like that now…" he mumbled and hit his head with his palm. "Jesus…"
"Oh? He didn't? GODDAMIT!" Haku cursed, then laughing nervously. "I didn't mean it like that, seriously…"
"I know…" Neji muttered and stood up and helped Haku up too. "But, you are really loud, you know?" he said. Haku giggled. "No worries, Neji. No one heard. Except for the people in the locker room…" he said and kicked the door open. With that, Kiba and Naruto dropped on the hard floor.
"YOU GOT MOLESTED?" Naruto yelled.
"No, in fact, I did not", Neji spat and walked over them in the locker room.
"See Naruto, I told you! You owe me two bucks!"
"What? But I don't have any money!"
Haku smiled and waved his hand at Neji. "Bye! Now, I'm going to the music class, mm-kay? Say my best wishes to Itachi when you see him!"
Neji turned his head almost 360 degrees. "See WHO?"
"Itachi. He's on the gym class", Haku said and winked. "Have a nice sin", he said and ran out the hall.
Neji blinked. 'That… that…' Nejis face got few degrees redder. '…that half god… NO, NEJI, CONSENTRATE! CONSENTRATE!'
Kiba and Naruto stared, as Neji began to braid his hair and walk in a circle. "That's it. I told you he was a nutcase too. FIVE bucks", Kiba said, making Naruto growl. "Goddamit."
In that second, the door opened again, revealing Lee and Shikamaru.
"NEJI!" Lee yelled and glomped his fellow mate. "YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"Yes, but how long…"
"What?"
"Nothing!" Neji yelled. He glared at Shikamaru, who stared at him oddly. "WHAT?" Neji stammered. Shikamaru just pointed. Neji looked at his hand and saw that he had done braids again. "Dammit", Neji cursed and straightened up his hair. "Fuck dammit", he mumbled under his breath and shook Lee off of him. "So tell me… who are in this class?"
Shikamaru sighed. "Troublesome… Well, there's Naruto and Kiba, because they're too hyper for the music class…"
"And my uncle didn't let me!"
Neji turned and stared at Naruto. "Uncle..?" he asked slowly.
"Yeah, Narutos uncle is Yon-san", Kiba said and pointed at Naruto. "He lives with him and Iruka-sensei."
Neji blinked. Now, so… Naruto didn't have parents? Neji sighed. A pain in the ass, isn't it? No parents… living with his uncle…
"Yeah! But uncle is so… so…" Naruto shivered. "…freaky sometimes… with his music and all… He lives the most time in the basement, playing those instruments and listening to some music! He listens it so loud, that one time we had to get him to Hospital, because his ear was bleeding!" Naruto explained and grinned like a fox. "That's why I trust Iruka better!"
"Don't we all…" Shikamaru said and began to explain again. "Of course the mighty Uchiha is here, because he's the star in sports. Only one better is Lee, in a matter of fact…" Shikamaru said and Lee binged to Neji. "And then there's Temari, the cheerleading captain of course… But Kankuro and Gaara are both in music. Don't know really why, but I guess they were smarter than me in avoiding the Queen…"
"Hey c-mon you guys! We got to roll before Kimimaro and his gang gets here!" Kiba said from the gym door.
Neji raised his eyebrow. "What?" he asked.
"Oh, yeah, we didn't explain Kimimaro yet. Well, just hurry up, you will see…" Shikamaru said and started to change his clothing. Neji shrugged and took his shirt off.
"Told you Kiba. He's a guy. Three bucks."
"Goddamit!"
Neji glared at the two, getting them to scram. Neji changed his sports gear quickly and then got to the little mirror on the wall. Neji dug his pockets, and found what he needed.
"Neji…"
"Hmm?"
"Are you seriously doing a ponytail?"
Neji glared at Shikamaru, a bun on bobble in his mouth. "Anh ihv I am?" he mumbled and took the bobble from his mouth.
"Nuthin'… you look pretty."
"Shut up", Neji growled and tightened the bobble around his hair. "For your information, you have a ponytail too."
"Yeah, but I don't look like aflat chested and dark haired Ino", Shikamaru answered, getting a notebook on his face. "Sorry, sorry…"
"I hate you…" Neji growled and marched out the door.
"Naruto, are you sure she's a guy!"
"Of course I am! You saw it! NO BOOBS!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!"
"Run Kiba, RUN!"
"No need to say it twice!"
Shikamaru chuckled, as Lee got hysteric for Nejis change of mode. Now, the dark haired new guy was chasing Naruto and Kiba, with a death glare. Shikamaru smirked and looked at the clock. Two hours of insane joy to come…
Bite: I just figured out…
Neji: What?
Bite: ¤shakes Neji¤ I HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO HINATA!
Neji: Hi-hinata?
Sasuke: Why?
Bite: Because I paired Naruto up with Gaara! What the hell am I doing now! Hinatas heart will break! ¤turns to the readers¤ YOU GUYS! You must help me now! Vote for who should Hinata have, Narutos not an option. Sorry. VOTE! ¤runs a circle¤ OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Itachi: She's losing it…
Haku: Most likely yes.
Bite: Oh, and we will be giving… ¤sweatdrop¤ Umm… umm…
Neji: Shikamaru?
Bite: YES! SHIKI-KUN DOLLS! ¤waves them¤ Keep on reviewing! And how did you like that, huh? Now got in your head who Yon-san is? ¤evil laughter¤