Hiya ppls! Written for Ischade. Hope y'all like! Slight hintings of SasuNaru.
Disclaimer: Naruto: THANK THE GODS SHE DOESN'T CONTROL ME!!!! (shudders) Me: I don't….YET!!!! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!! Naruto: oh dear god….
Tomatoes
Naruto had learned his lesson.
Never, EVER, give Uchiha Sasuke tomatoes. Don't even let him look at them.
This is why.
1 week before:
"TEME!" Konoha's number-one-knuckle-headed-clumsy-ninja shrieked. "What do you want now, dobe?" Sasuke huffed. Naruto was juggling a few grocery bags. "Why won't you help me?!? You're just standing there, dammit! Help me!!" "No." Sasuke stuck out his foot, and Naruto tripped.
THUD. Riiiiiiiiiip.Naruto's grocery bag ripped open as he fell. A red, plump, shiny tomato rolled out. That was when the horrors began.
When it all began.
Sasuke's eye twitched as he stared at the fruit. "Tomato...Tomatotomatotomatotomato!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke clutched the tomato in his hand and took a ragged bite. Red juice and seeds dripped down his hand and chin, and his onyx eyes were wild, darting to and fro, shielding the fruit, his body hunched over it. "Umm, Sasuke? Could I have that back know? Umm, yeah…" Naruto meekly stuck his hand over to retrieve the bitten tomato. "MIIIIINNNEE!!! MY TOMATO!!!" Sasuke bit Naruto's hand, foaming at the mouth like some sort of crazed lunatic.
Just a guess, but perhaps a tomato-crazed lunatic?
"Riiiiight..." Naruto pulled back his bitten hand in fear. It was bleeding a bit, and it was stained with tomato juice, and seeds were splattered here and there. "TOMATOES!!!!!" Sasuke screamed in delight. "NO POTATO, JUST TOMATO!!!! NO TOMAHTO, JUST TOMATO!!!!!!!!" Sasuke was twitching, each twitch wracking his body. "Right. Okay, Sasuke, I'm just gonna get a tranq..." "NEVER!!!!! I SUMMON THEE, TOMATO!" Sasuke threw the Tomato at Naruto's face, hitting him in the eye. "Ouch, that stings, dammit!" Sasuke's eyes suddenly became huge and waterey. "Naruto-chan! Who hurt you! Oh, you poor little thing!!!!" Sasuke had naruto in a bear coughdeathcough hug. Naruto was trembling. He was frightened, very frightined indeed.
Uchiha was having some serious mood swings.
That doesn't, repeat, DOESN'T, happen.
"IT'S THE APOCALIPS!!!!!!" (sp?) Naruto shrieked. He struggled to get out of Sasuke's death-embrace."Neeeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrrr...BEEEEE MYYYYYYY FRIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNDDDD!!!" "Holy CRAP! no-wait! Wha-" Sasuke stuffed the tomato into Naruto's mouth, moving hi jaw up and down. "Ewww! That's gross, Sasuke! I HATE tomatoes!!!" Sasuke turned around to face Naruto, an evil glint in his eyes and with a killer aura. "Did...did you twitch did you just say twitch you twitch HATE TOMATOES?!?!?" Sasuke's eyes went red. "SHARINGAN!!!" "WAIT!!! NO!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIITT!!!!" "I'm gonna KILL YOU!" "Well, that happens often, doesn't it...?" "Hmmm, I guess so. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES!!!!" Naruto barely grabbed the tomato, but his fingers clasped around it, and he pulled it from Sasuke's grasp.
Everything went quiet, and Sasuke was just standing in the middle of the street, looking indifferent, hands stuffed in his pockets. "What do you want, dobe?"
THUD
"...Uzumaki...??"
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fin. Tell me if u like it! R&R! I'm thinking about making one where Neji has large amounts of sugar!!!!!! But i want reveiws! You want to see Neji hyperactive, you gotta reveiw!!! ttyl!!!!!!