Bite: HEY HO! ¤waves at the readers¤ Chapter 11 coming up at your way! Here it is! ¤grin¤ I'm going to do some half arse job trying to get you guys to roll up in laughter here, 'kay?
Neji: I hate you…
Sasuke: Not the only one…
Haku: ¤evil grin¤ At least there's something good coming at my performance too! ¤evil grin¤
Itachi: ¤sigh¤ I'm so happy…
Neji: BITE!
Bite: WHAT? Let the man be! Okay, you felas there behind the screen, my school has started again, so I'm going to squeeze my schedules too. BUT, the more I'm at school, the more ideas to a school fic there'll be! Also, I started reading Germany! Cool, eh?
Neji/Sasuke: NO.
Bite: Aw, c-mon! Lemme be alone! ¤snivel¤ No supporting at all from these guys… Oh, and we're going to hand out Deidara dolls, because he was such a bitch on the last chappie!
The muses: ¤sweatdrop¤
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Scapegoat: ¤hands the Deidara doll¤ Yeah, he should stop. MAYBE. ¤evil laughter¤ You DO? OoO Oh, I LOVE pianos, but suck at trying to play them! -.-' I can play the flute solo from Raiko's ALIVE and Nightwish's Nemo… And that's that. ¤sweatdrop¤ Hah, can't even play with TWO hands… ¤haha…¤ Oh… bassoon… saxophone… Cool… Got some more reasons to idolize you… ¤is doing a Scapie-altar¤ Cool, eh? ;D Well, go you! Good girl! Have a cookie! ¤throws¤ And I DID update, see? ¤smile¤
freakenout: ¤hands Deidara doll and a cookie¤ Good you guessed! Here you go! Yeah… I think nobody has ever even thought about Sasuke playing CELLO, but when I asked my great big sister (my own homemade muse…) she said cello would be Sasukes instrument. And believe it or not, I do everything that she says, 'cause she has these WONDERFUL ideas! Itachi playing violin was her idea too. J
Midnight-Sunset: ¤hands Deidara doll¤ I'm right. I love it when I am… ¤grin¤ But you ARE. Nobody has no point of denying that… The fiction of Seductive Sunset proves it… Oh poor SasUKE… ¤snivel¤ Oh you do? No wonder… GaaSasu fans sometimes don't like GaaNaru and vice versa… I'm a GaaNaru fan, but I CAN'T write them! ¤argh¤ But I don't HATE GaaSasu… it's sweet. ¤smile¤
Yeah, I thought Shikamaru being out of shape would fit him because… he IS Shikamaru after all… the Lazyass! Anko ALWAYS kicks ass! XD Oh yes, basketball is fun… when you're one of the tallest girls, it's even more fun! X) Get to push the little ones… NOT! I'm a peace and love kind of a girl… J And the "we're here, we're queer"… It HAS been on Will and Grace I remember that! Oh… Jack, m'love… ¤sigh¤
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: ¤hands Deidara¤ YES, it's true… ¤grin¤ I KNEW you would just jump up and down from joy… ¤sigh¤ WHAT! You're from SWEDEN? OoO Oh my goodness! That's seriously true, we ARE neighbors! I once visited Stockholm… got lost. XD And my parents got a parking ticket… But Sweden ROCKS! Although I'm really bad at speaking it… Jag hatar min svenska… ¤sigh¤ If that was pronounced right, I'm really proud of myself… But YAY! Tomorrow I have my first Swedish class! Jättebra:D And about Gaara… ¤slysmirk¤ He will come…
MegDeity: NEW REVIEWER! ¤drowns to dolls¤ HAA! Oh thank you. Um… the romance parts… ¤nervous¤ It… it's coming! I swear! There's SOME coming in this… But I sincerely have to say, I'm more of a humor writer… J BUT, there will be some badass romance in this fiction, I swear… I'm just really slow. I like to take thing sloooooooooooowlyyyyyyy… Too slowly! ¤urgh¤
Rebel-blah-blah-blah: ¤hands Deidara doll¤ Thank you.
BHS: ¤throws with dolls¤ Oh goody! A SECOND new reviewer! Thank you, for correcting my typos… My stupid head just came to it's own reasoning… And as I DID start this fiction at my vacation, no wonder my english got a LITTLE rusty… BUT, we have english now, and NOTHING can stop me! BWAHAA! I will try to work, BHS-sensei! ¤bow¤ Thank you for correcting me, I'm grateful! I KNOW this isn't flaming. WAFFLES DON'T SUCK! ¤growl¤ But I know… Ra-men IS good!
Kowaikage: ¤hands Deidara doll¤ Oh thank you, Ko-chan:D You just can't get enough of praising, can you? ¤squeal¤ OHMIGOD! KEN-KUN! ¤snuggle¤ Arigatou!
freya kurenai: Thank you, thank you… ¤blush¤ Oh stop, you're making me blush… ¤hands Deidara¤ Oh… it's easy… I just bribe them. XD And hey, cellos are HOT! Seriously, if celloplaying is like totally HOT! And besides, I ADORE Acopalyptica! It's a three or four (don't remember…) man cello orchestra from Finland… and the play heavy! XD It's awesome! And one of them is sooooo bishie! ¤squeal¤
astargituloh: NEW ONE! ¤doll drowning¤ Thank you! Oh, and I read your fic… Pretty much typos, but if you practice, it will be good! A good first fic to start to, believe me, my own ones were complete rubbish! And may I remind you, the people haven't seen them… ¤giggles¤ Thank YOU for reading MY fiction!
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Disclaimer: BELIEVE IT ALREADY! I - DON'T - OWN! But, the following characters I DO own: Masaki, Momoku, Ijimeru, Hopkins, Lilly-Anne and Pierre. (oO)
Pairings: NejiSasu, ItaNeji, GaaSasu, KakaIru, LeeSaku, ZabuHaku, TemaShika, KibaIno. Also going to be one-sided SasuSaku and maybe some ShikaHaku. And don't forget our sweet Oro Jackson! xD
Itachi: Somewhatofa bunch of reviewers you have there.
Bite: Thank you. ¤smile¤ But I didn't think everyone would be so PLEASED for turning the GaaNaru idea down… ¤sweatdrop¤ But anyway, you guys, now to the chapter summary! We're going to do a warp of time here! XD Be warned!
Sasu: ¤reads the text¤ Whatthehell -? BITE!
Bite: HSS! Oh, and be blessed TheFutureFreaksMeOut, with some GAARA!
Crowd: ¤cheers¤
Bite: And btw… I GOT FIFTY REVIEWS! ¤runs around screaming¤ It's almost HUNDRED! ¤stares¤ Wow… Half a hundred…
Neji: Concentrate, Bite. ¤snaps his fingers¤
Bite: ¤bling¤ YEAH! Of course! ¤cough¤ Okay, and there will be coming some NejiSasu blinbling on the upcoming chapters. There's some here, with some ItaNeji blingblings! J
Haku: Blingbling… ¤giggle¤
Bite: And there will be some NEW OC's!
Crowd: GOD NO!
Bite: Hey, c-mon! Their -! Their seriously IMPORTANT! ¤lying her ears off¤
Itachi: Let's start! ¤smile¤
"NO! Don't you DARE to walk away from me!" Sasuke threatened, and grasped Nejis wrist. "I'm not finished here, you bastard!"
Neji turned his head, his black hair waving. "Oh? But I think I am. I don't need you babbling about my faults!"
"You… I HATE YOU!" Sasuke shouted, outraged. "I hate you, for making me love you all this time… AND THEN TURNING YOUR BACK ON ME!"
"Well, I'm not perfect, am I?" Neji answered, pulling his wrist from Sasukes grip. "I've had enough off your "love"! Won't you just open your eyes, and see that -!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sasuke cursed and looked very hurt, deep in his black orbits. "I… I said I LOVED you! Didn't that mean anything to you!"
Neji fell silent. He took Sasukes hands on his own. "I… I… I think you… that you… THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT STUPID FACE AGAIN!"
Sasuke moaned and shook Nejis hand off. "Hey, I'm seriously trying here! YOU are the one that sucks on acting!"
"WHAT?"
"You heard me!"
Neji sighed. 'What a GREAT day…'
Oh yes. This is a rehearsal. A third one, actually. And still, our main actors are definitely not getting along. (Did I got you guys for a moment..? xD) It was a day of fabulous Wednesday, and yet, Hyuuga Neji was stuck in his room with Uchiha Sasuke, his dear, dear, dear, DEAR neighbor.
"You're not taking this seriously!" Neji said, falling onto his big bed. "We have only FOUR DAYS to get this working, Uchiha! You SAW what Lee and Haku got, they made you CRY!"
"They did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"DID TOO! And what about that scene of Gaara and your brother? They KILLED the audience! And the laser beam voices Gaara kept doing and -! And the so cliché scenes and -! YOU JUST SUCK, OKAY?" Neji stammered and started to pull his hair.
"I DON'T SUCK!"
"YOU SUCK!"
"I DON'T SUCK!"
"YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!"
"NO I DON'T -!"
Just then, Hanabi kicked the door open. "Who's sucking who?"
"HANABI YOU LITTLE, FLAT CHESTED, PERVERTED, IGNORANT BITCH!" Neji shouted and marched to the door way. "What do you even KNOW about SUCKING?" "I watched Sex and the City DVDs with my friend… So, is Sasuke the one sucking?"
"YES! YES, SASUKE IS THE ONE SUCKING! NOW SCRAM!" Neji answered in rage, threw Hanabi out and slammed the door shut.
"I'll tell daddy about that!"
"YEAH! Go ahead and tell my sweet, sweet, SWEET uncle that! He'll just LOOOOOOVE to hear it, wouldn't he?" Neji leaned on the door and sighed. "I hate my family…" he mumbled, stirring his eyes close and rubbing his temples.
"WHO says I would be the one sucking?"
Neji blinked and looked bored at Sasuke. "Because you would be cuter in a dress", he said, straight-to-the-point way and took his notebook. "Now… where were we?"
"YOU GETTING YOURSELF KILLED!"
"No, I don't think we have that kinda scene… AAAAUUGH! SASUKE YOU BASTARD! THE HELL OF OFF MY THROAT!"
Hinata walked to the door and sighed. Should she, or should she not? But, Hinata knocked to the door silently, and gasped in horror as it flew open. There, on her foot lay his cousin, Uchiha Sasuke hanging on his throat.
"Um… s-sorry for i-interrup-pting b-but…"
"C-mon Hinata, spit it. On the twerp,not me please."
"HEY!"
"S-sasuke-san, y-your b-brother c-c-called and said you should c-come h-home."
Sasuke looked at his watch. "Ow shit! It's that late? Dammit, I need to get my homework done in the middle of the night, thanks to YOU!"
"No problem."
With that, Sasuke took a hair out of Nejis hair.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"
"It's just A hair, you sissy…" Sasuke muttered, took his school bag and run down the stairs.
"YOOOOOUUU! I'LL KILL YOU!" Neji yelled, chasing him to the door. But there, something stopped him.
"Young master shouldn't go out this late on the evening", said a British accent and someone placed Neji on the stairs by shoulders. Nejis eyes widened.
"OH MY GOD! HOPPY!"
A man with gray hair and wrinkles on his face shot a death glare to Neji. "Young master is being very clever… as usual", he said and glared at the boy. "It's HOPHKINS you bloody rascal."
"Yeah. So, HOPPY (the man coughed warningly), back from your vacation?" Neji asked, grinning. "As you said, I indeed AM", Hopkins said, then leaning close to Nejis face and smirking. "And I will make SURE that this is not your play ground anymore, young man."
"Oh goody. It's been boring", Neji said and sighed. In fact, he had hoped Hopkins would NEVER come back to the Hyuuga household, never again! He had hated the old (old! He's only 57!) wrinkle bag (wrinkle bag? There's only few of them!) at the very moment he had seen him. At the age of four, was it? OOOOOOH, that horrible stare, when the man stared at Nejis hair.
"Still looking at it, Hoppy?" Neji asked, waving his hair in front of Hopkins eyes. "But guess what? You ain't gonna have it. You just want to cut it, 'cause you're jealous", he said, as the man looked at the hair, like he would have looked something with germs.
"Oh. That offends me, young master. Score to you", Hopkins said, lifted his nose, and walked to the hall way. Neji stared. The man had always been a mystery to him…
In the Hyuuga house, there were some… well, as Neji called them; insects. Because they were crawling everywhere. Hopkins was a driver/ and had a BAD attitude when it came to Neji. The man just HATED him for some unknown reason. Actually, he preferred not to be around the teenagers, he said… how did it go again..? Oh, right 'Teenagers these days… when I was young, we had some good schools and something IMPORTANT to do on our free time… Young people are juts PESTS to me now.'
Neji sighed. BUT, he preferred Hopkins above all the others. Who he really didn't like in the Hyuuga house, wasn't Hanabi, but her evil, older clone Lilly-Anne. She was a maid, kept all the things tidy and everything… but had to stuck her nose on the families OWN business. On the first day Neji moved in, he found her going through his bookshelf. Well, he let it be that time, because the girl vanished as quickly as she could. Lilly-Anne was a sweet, blonde girl… and had some screws missing from her head, but so what? She was a real pain in the ass sometimes, and Neji hated her, because she had an alliance with Hanabi, or something…
And last but not least, Pierre was the cook. Neji… well, we could say he didn't quite get a long with Pierre. Don't take it like that, Neji LOVED the food! But… Pierres persona was too much for him. He was always babbling with that French sounding accent and Neji couldn't always QUITE understand what the man was saying. Well, Pierre had an own personal kitchen inside the house… Like, you know, the Hyuuga house is FILTHY HUGE, so you can have many kitchens there…
'The architect was a genius… because you could like get lost in here and then starve to death…' Neji thought. Well, as he put the thing, he didn't need servants, and neither did the other ones… but, hey they're snobs. Whatcha gonna do?
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"You have a COOK?" Naruto yelled at Neji, then moaning loudly. "MAN! You guys are like… like -!"
Neji landed his milk jar on the table. "Filthy rich?" he asked.
"YEAH! Haku told me you had a friggin POOL too, right, Gaara?" Naruto said. Gaara stared at him a while, then nodded. "Yeah. Haku DID mention a pool… WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT!" Gaara shouted, getting a grip on Narutos shoulders and shaking him. "Do you THINK I care about some STUPID swimming FRIGGIN pools! Do you seriously THINK that I'm a swimming pool PERSON!" the redhead stammered and shook Naruto harder. "Do you! DO YOU!"
"G-g-g-g-aa-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-r-rr-a-aa-a-a-aaaa! L-l-l-l-l-l-eeee-e-m-m-m-me-e-eee g-g-g-g-o-ooooo!"" Naruto pleaded, his voice shaking badly. Neji blinked his eyelids couple of times, closed his eyes, took a deep breath and opening them again. No, the act was still on.
"What's with him?" Neji asked from Kankuro, who sighed heavily. "The diving contests…" he mumbled, trying his hardest not to mess his make up. "I haven't got any sleep… three days…" Kankuros fingers were twisting now. "THREE days..?" he looked up the sky and sniffed. "Why God? WHY?"
Neji turned to Gaara. "I didn't know you were a sports person?"
Gaara stopped from shaking Naruto and gave Neji a DEATH glare. Neji felt his neck hairs stood up. Decided. Gaara had a MUCH worse death glare than Uchiha.
"I'm not", Gaara said blankly, continuing to shake Naruto. "YOOOOOOUUU!"
Neji blinked once. Twice. Then, he turned to Kiba, who seemed to be the only one in his senses, as Kankuro was dozing off badly. "Explain. NOW."
Kiba blinked up from his dream world and coughed. "Oh, yeah… the diving… Narutos really good at diving. He's won several times, but…"
"HE'S ALWAYS THE FRIGGIN SECOND LOSER!" Gaara yelled, showing Narutos face in front of Neji. "BEHOLD! THE GRRRRREAT LOSEEEEEER OF SILVER!"
Silence.
"…and as you can see, Gaaras a one hell of a trainer", Kiba explained and nodded to Neji. "My pleasure to serve you, young master."
"Stop that", Neji spat, getting Kiba to wince. "Jesus, you ARE as scary as Gaara sometimes…"
DEATH glare.
"Oh… um… I need to… GO", Kiba said, stuffed his sandwich in his mouth and ran off. Neji turned to see the two sibling of Sabaku and the nearly headless Naruto. (sorry… the Potter…)
"Oh yeah! THE diving contests!" Haku said, clapping his hand together. "Oh goodygoody! Am I invited again?"
"NO", the three said in union.
"W-W-WHAT?" Haku yelled and pointed a finger at Kankuro. "YOU SAID I WOULD BE -!" "C-mon Haku… it's DANGEROUS to give you free passage to the "sacred world of SPEEDO"…" Kankuro mumbled.
Neji spurted the milk out from his mouth. "WHAT?" he heaved, getting Haku to nod. "YEAH! Neji wants to go, so I'm going to be his date!" he said, and grabbed Nejis wrist. "WON'T I, Neeeeeeeji?" Haku smiled, tightening his grip on Nejis wrist. Neji laughed nervously. "O-of c-course you will…"
"YAYNESS!" Haku squealed and smiled at Naruto. "We're going to cheer you to your victory, for sure!"
Naruto sighed. "That's what I'm afraid off…"
"What?"
"Nothing…"
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"No, John! Don't go JOOOOOHN! Jesus christ…" Sasuke moaned and tossed his notes on the floor. "Your script SUCKS!"
"NO, it's you who suck on acting! I'm in the writing class for crying out loud!" Neji exclaimed and scratched his hair. "Good GOD, Uchiha, won't you just pull yourself together! We don't have the whole year for this, we -! WE'RE GONNA GET C's IF YOU WON'T GET THIS!"
"Yeah, it's my fault. Of course."
"Don't try that sarcasm on me you -!"
The door of Sasukes room opened quietly. Yes, they had moved their training to the Uchiha house, because Lilly-Anne was always with her ear on the door and getting WEIRD ideas (who wouldn't?). So, now they were facing Uchiha Itachis face. "Hello, pumpkins! Hungry?"
Sasuke sighed. "Yes, actually, I am. Neji's being a bitch."
Neji growled.
"And my stomach keeps a noise like that, thank you from reminding Neji…" Sasuke mumbled. Itachi had three boxes of sweet and sour Chinese noodles, so the boys were then seated on Sasukes room, almost eating up the cardboard boxes.
"So…" Itachi said, tossing his box on Sasukes trash. "How are you doing on the scene?"
"Badly. Your brother does NOT know how to act", Neji smiled then dodging the attack of the sticks from Sasuke. "And he has a bad temper."
Itachi got Nejis notebook from the floor and looked through the script. "No… I just don't think you get along…" he mumbled, then grinning. "And the script… Well, sorry to say this Neji, but if you're going to have an A on a late work, you have to aim higher", Itachi said.
Neji blinked. "But… I thought there was enough lines and…" "It's not the LINES", Itachi said, straightening himself up. "The script and the lines are great, but… You have to get more emotion to it, if you want to impress Gai-sensei!" the older Uchiha explained, walking a circle while reading.
"Like… WHAT?" Sasuke asked, getting up on the floor. "We ain't doing kissing!"
Itachi chuckled and flipped a page. "No… just something… ACTION!" he said ant turned to Sasuke. "Sasuke, I have a perfect thing for you to do here… You could hit Neji", he said, getting Sasuke to nod. "Oh yes, how didn't I see that. That's perfect, isn't it Neji?"
Neji looked at Itachi. 'He wants me dead, doesn't he?'
"Okay, guys, try it!" Itachi said and flipped the pages again. "Right here. Take this scene and Sasuke, race your voice high. It sound believable then", he explained. Neji took the notebook from Itachi and looked through it. "Oh… yeah, the 'bastard' scene, yeah…" he mumbled, then looking at Sasuke. "Go ahead."
Sasuke coughed and looked at Neji. "You're always like that! Where are your feelings, John, WHERE!"
"I think they died because of your ice cold attitude!" Neji answered. Sasuke raised his fist.
"NO!" Itachi said and moaned. "Sasukeee! Women don't hit with FISTS! SLAP him! Be a girl!"
"SLAP?" Sasuke repeated. "But I want to HIT him!"
"Then slap him hard", Itachi said, walked to Sasuke and slapped him on the cheek. "Like that." "OW!" Sasuke cried, rubbing his red cheek. "That hurt, you bit -!"
"Don't get angry at, me get the lines and rage to Neji!" Itachi commanded, and turned Sasuke to Neji. "You're ALWAYS like THAT!" Sasuke spat from his mouth and took steps to Neji. "Where are your feelings John! WHERE!"
"I think they died because of your freezing cold atti -!"
Sasuke slapped Neji on the cheek. And did it very good, because the next moment Neji found himself on the floor. "YOU BASTARD! I HATE YOU! WHY WONT YOU DIE!"
"Ow… ow… I'm bleeding…" Neji said and held his sore cheek. "You're a homicidal PSYCHO, Sasuke!"
Itachi clapped his hands. "Bravo, brother, bravo! Okay, just when you perform, don't try to kill Neji, okay?" he smiled. Sasuke grumbled, cracking his knuckles. "I'm not sure… he hits a nerve…"
"Oh the joy", Neji mumbled and got up from the floor. "I almost lost a tooth…" he mumbled, rubbing his cheek and glaring at Sasuke. "Itachi, can I hit HIM?"
"Honestly? No."
"Dammit."
"In your face, loser."
"Shut up!"
Itachi tapped his cheek with his finger. "Hmm… But I got SOMETHING in this that could blast you guys to an A for sure", he said and turned to Neji. "Okay… you got a deal for no kissing, right?" Itachi asked. "…so?" Neji asked slowly. Itachi smiled at Neji warmly.
"Could you just… ALMOST kiss him?"
There was a loud crash heard behind Itachis back. Sasuke had just fallen to the floor, and hard. The next moment, he was on Itachis back, banging his brothers head. "WHAT! YOU BASTARD, I WILL KILL YOU! NO WAY WE ARE DOING IT, RIGHT, NEJI?"
Neji pushed Sasuke out from Itachis back. The sophomore gave a hard stare to the oh-so-smiling Itachi, who was waiting eagerly. "You did say… an A, didn't you?"
Sasuke looked at Neji in horror. He couldn't take this shit! "C-mon, Neji! We had a DEAL! No action, whatsoever!" he yelled, but seemed like he was invisible and muted.
Itachi smirked. "Going to the dark side, are we..?"
"If it's the thing we need…"
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?" Sasuke shouted, no trying to bang sense on Nejis head. "WE - ARE - DOING - NO - KISSING!"
Now, Neji noticed him and grabbed Sasukes shirt collar. "Do you want to be an A student? Then this is what you have to do! Make sacrifices! GO OVER THE LINE! HELL, WE'RE DOING THIS, SAID YOU SOMETHING OR NOT!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
"THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!"
Itachi coughed, getting the two boys stare at him. "So… you'll do it?"
"No." "C-mon, idiot. Listen to your big brother, he knows better." "Says who?" "His grades?" "SHUT - UP."
Itachi pushed the two away from each other. "Okay, okay… Now, just keep your cool. I want you to listen. Kissing scenes need WORK. Most likely HARD work, if we're talking about two guys. BUT, we need SERIOUS work in this one, as you guys wont tolerate each other, no matter what."
"Get to the point…" Sasuke growled, ruffling his hair. He felt very embarrassed. No, he did not want to do this. No, he did not want his BROTHER to tell him how to do this and most of all, NO, he did NOT want to do this in front of the whole friggin drama class! "So, what do I do?" he asked.
"Well… I guess your part is really hard, because you have to get it seem like you want Neji to kiss you, but then again wont", Itachi explained, his hands helping him. "And most of all, you will have to fight the urge to chop him to pieces and sending to the river."
"Okay. I think I got it."
Neji felt sweat forming to his forehead, as he listened to the brothers. 'With how it's going, I WILL get chopped up and thrown to the river…'
"And then… Neji, you have a hard job too…" Itachi said and turned to the Hyuuga youngster. "You will have to get it… just right. There's no other word. You will tease Sasuke with it, but then turn away. It's hard, I know, but I think you can handle it", he told and handed the notebook to Sasukes hand. "Lemme demonstrate here, okay…" he mumbled and walked to Neji. Itachi took a deep breath, stared at the ceiling for a while and then shot his glance at Neji.
In a moment, Neji felt his stomach turn upside down.
"Listen to me now… as I say this…" Itachi said and removed some of Nejis hair behind the boys ear. "I didn't say 'I love you' for nothing that day… you're something I've never seen before…" he explained and Neji didn't even realize when Itachis hands took him to an embrace. Then, the older Uchiha took Neji out from his hold and looked at the boy, with a stare that gave Neji the chills.
"You don't know… how much… I loved you…" Itachi whispered and held Nejis chin when he leaned closer… and closer…
For three second, Sasuke felt a wave of black, angry jealousy run over him.
And for those three seconds, Neji was totally gay.
But then, Itachi broke the magic and pushed Neji away. "And THEN, you push him coldly away, it will be a BLAST! Gai will totally love the scene, believe me!"
Neji blinked couple of times, not able to speak. Then, he blushed a bit and coughed. "Y-yeah! O-okay, it feels - I mean sounds great! Okay, to the practicing then, thank you for your advises Itachi, thank you!"
"No problem. Always on the way to help people!"
Sasukes face was nothing but a omen of a storm coming. How, he did not know, but he had felt an insane sensation of hitting his brother in the jaw, right now. Sasuke twisted the notebook in his hand, a low grumbling coming from his troth.
'That bastard… touching Neji like that… my Neji… WAIT!' Sasuke shook his head and felt terrified. 'What the HELL was that last thought?'
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Meanwhile, at the other side of the city, there was a loud scream heard.
"REEEEEEEEAAAAALLYYYYYYYYYY?"
Narutos yell was coming with a high-pitched rhyme, so, in Gaaras ear, it sounded like a scream. "YES, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaallyyyyyy", he mumbled, his ear pounding bad.
"You LIE!" Naruto shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Gaara. "You've just got a nice prank with Kiba, don't you? Oooooooh, I KNOW! Don't you try to lure me to a trap, you evil Raccoon-eyed MONSTER! I'm not that stupid!"
"But you're stupid…" Gaara sighed, rolling his eyes with joy. NOT.
"You call me STUPID?" Naruto growled under his breath and stared at Gaara, his nostrils beginning to flare.
Gaara waved his hand with a bored face. "Maybe?"
"Maaaaaybe?" Naruto asked, crawling closer to the redhead sitting in his floor.
"Yes, MAYBE."
"YOU SON OF A REDHEADED BITCH!"
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Iruka walked outside Narutos room, when he heard thumbing. Slowly, Irukas 'curious-meter' got up on the charts. And so, our lovable Mr. Umino backed to the door and pressed his ear to it's wooden mattress.
"BANZAI!"
"Naruto, you bastard, put that pillow down, or you WILL be some sorry ass shit in no time!"
"Oh YEAH?"
"Yeah!"
"Get OUT, you won't get a SCRATCH on me!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Gaara… I don't like that face…"
"SHI-NE!"
"KYAAAAAAAAA!"
Iruka sighed. 'Should I be worried..?'Iruka blinked, when he heard couple of muffled screams, some ALOUD screams, some cursing, and maniacal laughter. Then, the silence fell. 'Okay… I guess I SHOULD be worried…'
Slowly, Iruka turned the door know and looked at inside. He found Gaara and Naruto staring at him, Gaara doing something that was NOT healthy for Narutos legs.
"Hi Iruka!" Naruto greeted, gritting his teeth then. "Gaara… GAARA! THEY DON'T BEND THAT WAY!"
But, Gaara kept twisting.
Very slowly, Iruka got out of the door way, closed the door and took a deep breath. 'They are just boys, really…'
"GAARA, IF YOU WANT ME TO BE IN TOP SHAPE -!"
"SHUT UP! I'M DOING A CHIROPRACTIC MASSAUGE HERE!"
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"BUT, back to the business!" Naruto said, after he got away from Gaaras grip and sat on the redhead. "You are seriously saying, that UCHIHA SASUKE, my biggest rival, the bastard who hates me, said that IF I would lose to the winner by only a POINT, he could let us throw a little party at their house?"
Gaara grunted. "YES, I AM. And it's true. Itachi is away the night for some business, about… what was it… argh, something going to do with school…"
"Oh, yeah. I heard he grew couple of inches, so his mom is taking him shopping a full closet of new clothes!" Naruto said, grinning then evilly. "Soo… Sasuke bastard wont believe my petty luck..?"
"Hey, Naruto, you're not going to really lose by a POINT" Gaara asked, glaring at his friend. "Because if you do, I'll kill you."
"Okay…"
"…"
"…"
"You idiot…" Gaara sighed, rolling his eyes. "Good bye, sweet gold, welcome back good ol' silver."
"Don't judge so badly!"
"Yeah right. And speaking of which, how in HELL are you going to get the JUDGES to give you only a POINT lesser than the winner? It's friggin dice!"
Naruto grinned and looked at Gaara. "You'll see… Because I happen to know someone, who is PERFECT on water! And his competing this year!"
Gaara blinked, then his eyes widened. "You don't mean…" "YES, I dooo!" Naruto said in a sing song voice. "And because we both are neck to neck, when I screw up a little, it's the PRIZE FOR ME!"
Gaara shook his head. "I can't believe you… but how on EARTH did you get -?" "Shh! And I sure didn't, it was someone else!" Naruto laughed and grinned wildly. "There's NO chance I'll be winning this year!"
Bite: There, you have your Gaara, people! He will be coming very regular, if I keep liking him this much! ;)
Neji: ¤deep red blush¤
Itachi: ¤siiiigh¤ Oh, how lovely…
Sasuke: I WAS JEALOUS?
Bite: ¤nod¤
Sasuke: I'LL -!
Haku: ¤holds Sasuke back¤ Now now, Uchiha Jr. Bites a WRITER.
Sasuke: SO WHAT? I'LL STILL KILL HER! ¤gets a butcherknife¤
Bite: EEK! hides behind Itachi¤ Save me, or there'll be NO ItaNeji blingblings!
Itachi: Stop brother! You wont get pass my completely-without-back-thougs-barrier!
Sasuke: We'll see that…
Neji: For the next chappie… there will be Naruto dolls to give him good luck… ¤weep¤
Haku: ¤pats on the back¤ There, there, Neji… It's not that bad!
Neji: I'M GOING TO BE GAY! ¤cries¤
Haku: ¤grrr¤ I'm ALREADY gay.
Bite: Okay, you guys. I need YOUR help now! I'm thinking of doing a band related fic of Naruto characters. Now, tell me how wouldYOU like to have the characters grouping into a band. Oh, and YES, it may be a little shounen-ai ficcie. Sooo...SPIT IT!Oh btw, tell me how you liked our little Hoppy. I just adore him. ) PRESS THE REVIEW BUTTON :D