Bite: Aaaaaa-HA! You thought you'd get me away, didn't you! But NO, I'm back again, MWAHAHAA! ¤falls to the ground¤ Argh, this chapter is like… like… the root that thumbled me… the next chapter will suck, I swear it will…
Neji: Stop crying you wussy.
Bite: I won't!
Haku: Leave her be, Ne-chan, she's really upset.
Neji: Don't care. If I make her feel even worse, maybe she can't write anymore…
Sasuke: That would be good…
Ita: But we haven't got any SWEET in this fic! There's absolutely nothing between you two, nor me and my Ne-cha -!
Neji: WHO SAID I'M YOURS?
Ita: ¤sweatdrop¤ Whatever. But Sasuke, get a hold on your neck and DO something!
Sasuke: WHY ME!
Haku: You're the one who's having warm feelings… right?
Sasuke : ¤blush¤ SHUTUP! NO I DON'T!
Bite: In the ficcie, dumbass…
Sasuke: WHO'S A DUMBASS?
Neji: ¤rolleyes¤ We're doing the review corner now… Do we have puppets?
Itachi: ¤holds the Naruto puppets¤
Bite: Let's roll.
/the review corner/
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: ¤hands the Naruto-doll¤ Well, sankyuu for loving me! J ¤sweatdrops¤ Err… those hearts ar scaring the shit out of me, eep. I love the NejiSasu scene there too, one of my faves in this fiction. ;D Oh, but there's always someone who thinks us, fanfiction readers are crazy. I think the one I have is my mom… -.-' But anyhow, let's continue, ne?
You live THAT SOUTH? Awwww, maaan! L It's already going freezing here in the Western Finland… ¤mumble¤ I have to change my jacket, I'm absolutely going to be an icecube in my jeanjacket… ¤sweatdrop¤ Nah, I can't take to a msn… because I don't have one! XD I should get one, because Middy's already wanting my head for the fact I don't…. ¤giggle¤
shalanar: ¤hands a Naruto doll¤ Well thank you. I -. ¤stops¤ Waaaaaaait… ¤looks at the name¤ SHALANAR? OMG, SHALANAR! ¤drowns to dolls¤ I can't say I ADORE you're work, but I really like them! All's fair in love and war just kills me! It's so adorabel… It made me a GaaNeji fan for an instant… scary. O.O Oh, I know that ItaNeji scene kills. I was laughing to myself when I actually did it. YES, I CAUGHT YOU! ¤woots¤ HAHA! I knew it would be misleading, yeah!
Kowaikage: ¤hands the Naruto doll¤ Not hot, STEAMING! ¤drool¤ (Neji: I'll kill you!)
Midnight-Sunset: Hi Middy-chan! ¤glomps back¤ Yeah, being tall is fun… but being small is a HELL! All the guys seem so high…. ¤worryworry¤ Oh I love Karen too! J The new episodes have just started in here Finland, hell yeah! And it's AWESOME! ¤woot¤
¤evillaughter¤ It was my goal… ¤hands the Naruto plushie¤ You're not an idiot… just simple. :D Of course I put Gaara in… There are so many Gaara fans out there these days… ¤sigh¤ MIDDY! SHAME ON YOU! Doing that to poor Gaara!
Of course Itachi is. Everybody knows he is! ¤smile¤ Itachi is one of the smexiest in the serie, after all… (Neji: I thought you liked me…) Yeah, but Itachi has a smexier outfit, so suck on that. (Neji: WHAT! ¤blush¤) ¤giggle¤ So cute…
Yes, Sasuke is horny, and he need some fucking. (Sasuke: WHAT? ¤deep blush and outraged roar¤) Of course it wasn't from Middy's mouth, stupid… But I should use that… ¤scribbles down¤ It will be fun…
I like Sirius/Remus more… But Felton sure is hot… Much more than Daniel. Daniel is just… CRAZY. O.O BUT, I still like the guy who played Wood the best. ¤nodnod¤
That's interesting… I'll come back to that…
Scapegoat: ¤hands Naruto doll¤ Aww… you love me too..? ¤tear¤ God, you guys make me cry… ¤snivel¤ Thank you. And of course you are. ¤smile¤ I saw that you seriously don't… ¤sweatdrop¤ First at the FHTE and then to my e-mail… BUT SEE, I DID UPDATE! MWAHAHAHAA! ¤cackle¤
Lala 2 the power of one: Hahaa! I'm so mighty! I don't even get flames! ¤posepose¤ AHEM, to the point… ¤hands Naruto doll¤ Oh… ¤sigh¤ Good, you're not going to kill me and… WHAT! MINUS TEN! HOW COULD YOU! ¤laughter¤ Not being serious… Yeah, SasuNaru is total shit. ¤hides drom the angry SasuNaru fans¤ IT'S BORING! ALWAYS THE SAME! ¤growl¤ Haha, everybody just LURVES m'ItaNeji-scene! ¤evillaughter¤
astariqituloh: ¤hands the Naruto doll¤ Amen, sister.
Kirin the Shadow Girl: ¤drowns to plushies¤ I just keep getting new reviewers, don't I! Yay, you liked it! ¤jumppie¤
Udyjay: Lovely, you liked it. ¤drowns to dolls and gives a Snickersbar¤ YES, it was Zabuza. And I have to give you bonus, for reviewing every single chapter… ¤gives a cookie¤ Here you go. Everybody seems to love the DynamicDuo Shikamaru and Haku… I just wonder why… is it so out of woods, or do they just love the gay-ol'-time having Haku? OO Nah, whatever.
I like those drama class scenes too, I had some work in them tough. I just couldn't get anything to Neji, so I got stuck with some angsting… but everybody loved it… WHY? ¤sweatdrop¤ And everybody demands more NejiSasu, but as I have told, I'm slow… But oh goodie, you think that Neji is a seme too? J Of course he is…
¤snivel¤ She called me a whore… But of course I will! ;D Oh, and sorry, can't change it… maybe… xD Not sure of anything, I'd say. Everything is on the line, ya know? And the gym is totally smexiness, I know. XD
AAAAAH, the sucky scene! XD I will be talking about that in there, so I won't put the comments here… But that's sad. Sorry I killed you. T.T
Heeeeey… You've got a pretty good idea there, yeah… ¤thinks and thinks¤ Must keep that…
freya kurenai: ¤hands Naruto doll¤ I know how cute… INSANELY CUTE! ¤squeal!¤ Ah, everybody loves me, it feels great…
/end review corner/
Disclaimer: Naruto and it's characters are not my property and I do not own them. They are the property of the great Kishimoto Masashi-sensei. Neither do I own the idea of putting Naruto characters in highschool. The following characters are mine: Masaki, Momoku, Ijimeru, and the Hyuuga estates folks. DOT.
Pairings: These are the following pairings this fiction will ABSOLUTELY contain: NejiSasu, ItaNeji, SasuIno, GaaSasu, InoKiba and ZabuHaku. The ones that are thought: NaruHina, KakaIru, ShikaTema, ShikaHaku and LeeSaku. As for the one-sided: SasuSaku, Orochimaru practically perving over everyone and NejiTema.
Neji: WHAT?
Bite: You read right. NEJITEMA.
Neji: WHATTHEHELLISTHAT!
Ita: It means that you and Temari…
Neji: I know what it MEANS, but WHY!
Bite: Dunno… just felt funny. J
Neji: Yeah, I'm laughing my ass off here, see!
Bite: It's so inspiring to see that people love me.. ¤cries¤
Haku: ¤hanky¤
Neji: I'm not finished here!
Sasu: She wont listen, idiot…
Neji: …
Bite: But as you saw, I'm re-thinking my pairings. YES, LeeSaku is being thought again, because I need to get a thought as HOW ON EARTH of doing it. And ShikaHaku was a side thing anyway, so I guess I'll be seeing if I get some room for it. And GASP I put TemaShika there too! O.o It's because the fact that I need to get them some "working things out", wich I need to think hard… but I'll guess it will come in the near future. And NaruHina… Well, of course Hinata likes Naruto, but I need to think how to make Naruto forget Sakura and… ARGH, IT'S COMPLICATED! ¤runsaround¤ COVER FOR ME HAKU!
Haku: Okeydokeypokey! ¤smile¤
Others: ¤backsaway¤
Haku: The summary will come now! In this chapter: I'LL GET TO KICK SOME STUBBORN BASTARD ASS!
Neji/Sasu: …
Haku: And sorry ladies, but Itachi-san will be off this chapter…
Itachi: ¤smile¤
Crowd: NOOOO!
Haku: Sorry. And of course, it's the diving contest going on! And… well… let me say Sasuke will go through some weird transformation inside of him…
Sasuke: I'll kill Bite…
Haku: ¤smile¤ Enjoy.
"Sorry… sorry… excuse me… one of the relatives… sorry…"
"One of the relatives?"
"Works like a charm!"
Neji sighed loudly. He did not have plans to push himself through human mass, just for the "friggin best" seats, as Haku had said. And… well, it did seem like Haku did this alot.
"Sorry, bathroom… bathroom…"
"BATHROOM?"
"My second charm… Oh, there they are! Kankuro! Temari!"
Kankuro waved his hat at them, as the blond girl next to him just sighed with frustration. Haku bounced between the benches, as Neji tried his best to follow the batteryboy.
"Hi there!" Haku said, as he landed between Kankuro and Temari. "How ya been? Where's Gaara?"
"Take a wild guess…" Kankuro sighed and looked at the clock. "Doing the final sparring, of course. God, I hate this. Oi! Neji, you DID came!"
Neji stumbled onto the seat next to Temari. "Yeah… Haku didn't really give me any chances, you know..?" he mumbled and tried to straighten up his hair. "Some idiot threw his chewing gum at me…"
"Poor Neji."
"Is that bad?"
"What would YOU know? You always have a hat."
"And damn proud I do!"
Temari glanced at the boy next to him, with an interested look. 'Oh? The scandal boy? Haku has some nice friends, indeed…' she thought and smiled. 'He looks not bad from a close up either…'
"So… what was this again?" Neji asked, getting all the gum out from his hair.
"The city champion. And these are the 13 to 17 slots. Naruto's been competing alot… but as Gaara says, never wins. He always screws up some minor things and ends up having silver. But I wonder…" Kankuro said and looked at the sky. "Gaara kept telling about Naruto TRYING to stay in silver… he also mentioned some "surprise guest"… I just wonder…"
Neji rolled his eyes. "Boring. Haku, where are the snacks?"
"Right here, m'boy!" Haku cheered and handed Neji a peanut bag. "I'm sorry, I'm poor…"
"No problem…" Neji said, opening his peanut bag with a good rip. "I hate sweets anyway."
"Why do you hate everything that's IMPOSSIBLE to hate!" Haku whined and groaned. "First, Uchiha Itachi, now the SWEETS! Why are you picking on the sweets Neji, WHY?" he asked.
Neji shrugged. "No reason. Feel like it." "Okay… But heating Uchiha ITACHI is something I can't take! Right, Kankuro?" "Err…" "Well, Temari, tell him." "Of COURSE it's madness." "See?"
Neji looked at Temari curiously. "Oh? And why is it wrong to hate some one, that is pitying you, and doing some fakenoble charity work?" he asked, looking at the girl.
Temari rolled his eyes. "Hmm? Charity work… maybe. Fakenoble… nu-uh. You just don't get it yet, Hyuuga", she said and shook her head. "Itachi isn't a person of fakenoble. Believe me, I know", Temari told and stood up. "Well, Kanky, I'm up to my section, got it?"
"Sure… Hey, Haku save some for me too!"
"MHMHMMP!"
"And quit stuffing that to your face, you look like a pig!"
"PIGGY!"
"Okey… PIGGY then…"
Temari taped Neji on the shoulder. "And by the way… ever thought he was seriously trying to help you? You know, there are some weird people on the top."
Neji looked after Temari and then took a look at Kankuro. "And what did she mean by THAT?"
Kankuro rolled his eyes. "Itachi was popular the minute he walked through the doors to high school. WELL, it was like everyone Itachi even TALKED to came popular, when it wasn't that… well, IMPORTANT. But then as Temari came somehow, Itachi and she started dating…"
Now, Neji almost choked to his snacks.
"…but then it just somehow ended. Rumor -and Temari- says she broke up with HIM… Rough, isn't it? Temari keeps bitching "Itachi not being her style". BUT, Temari wasn't like the other girl that are thrash, when the popular ones dump them. She became THE girl in the minute, because guys thought that if Itachi wanted her, she must be awesome. And the girls wanted every detail of Itachi… so, Temari ended up being popular like that. Kinda cool, hu?"
"THEY DATED?"
"Err… dude, if that's the only thing you're going to stick after the story, you're pretty out of it."
"But… SERIOUSLY?"
"Hey, how do YOU think that Itachi -the God- and me -the drama queen- could've even met? Temari made us best buddies!" Kankuro said and grinned. "BUT, unlike Temari, I didn't have luck. Not that I wanted to be popular… it's just not possible with my physic and style…" he told, waving his hand.
Neji looked in front of him wit empty eyes. 'Okay… take the info in… Temari… and Itachi… have dated… LONG time ago…' He could handle that.
WAIT!
Why was he even TRYING to handle that?
It had nothing to do with him!
DOT!
NO, THAT NEEDED A ONE BIG OF A -!
"Hi guys." "Hi gloomy raccoon brother!" "Shut up, Kanky Hanky…" "HANKY?" "Shut up Haku." "I just asked a simple question!"
Neji startled a bit, but realized that Gaara was now sitting next to him. "Hi, Hyuuga." "Saabaku."
Kankuro rolled his eyes and sighed. "Jesus… Calling each other with last names! So friendly, isn't it Haku?" "Oh my, yes", Haku answered, stuffing peanuts to his mouth.
"Where is your better half?" Gaara asked from Haku. Haku sighed. "Oh… poor Shiki-kun… he could not come…" he whimpered, while Gaara sneered. "Meaning; he didn't get enough kicks to come…"
Haku stared at Kankuro. "Is your brother always so bright and popping like a big, yellow electric mice?"
Neji spurted his soda out for good. And on to a familiar face that is. The three others went dead silent, as a very wet, very angry looking Uchiha Sasuke glared at Neji.
"Why… hello there, dear friend", Sasuke said coldly, and drummed his fingers on to his arm. "What are YOU doing here?"
Neji blinked. There was the mighty Uchiha Sasuke, all covered in Coke. Neji snorted. Then, he tried to cover a laugh with his mouth, but failed terribly and burst out laughing like a maniac. Kankuro joined shortly to Nejis laugh, and Haku giggled to himself. Gaara just shook his head and held his forehead. There were going to be bodies here…
For Sasuke, Neji seemed to resemble a pile of dead, bloody meat too much. In a sheer second, Neji got a whole coke can threw on to him.
The laugh died as quickly as that.
Neji stood up and glared at the shorter boy, waving his wet hairs onto his face. "Do you KNOW what this is?" "A pile of something wet and black?" "NO, it's your ticket… not to Disneyland… BUT HELL!"
Haku sighed and took a good grip from the necks of both boys, as Sasuke was yelling his head off at Neji.
"OW! OWWW!"
"You sissy, it's not even a firm gri -! OW, HAKU, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY BREAKING IT!"
"YOU CRAZY BIT -! OWOWOWOWOW! THAT'S NOT NICE!"
Kankuro and Gaara stared, as Haku pulled to boys to a near mens room. They both blinked, looked at each other and sighed.
Leave it to Haku. He'll handle it.
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"I just CAN'T believe you two!"
Sasuke rubbed his face with some warm water and glared at Haku. "I don't get YOU, princess!"
"WHAT did he call me?"
"A princess", Neji said, blowing his hair dry with the hand blower. (ever tried that? It's hard.)
Haku took a deep breath through his nose thrills. "I am… not… a violent… person… I am NOT a violent…" he repeated couple of times.
Sasuke took some papers and dried his face. "Good GWAD! It's that Hyuuga idiots fault anyway! I'm not guilty here, he showered me with coke!" he said, stuffing the papers in the bin. Neji snorted. "Oh yeah? And what were YOU doing? You got me SOAKED, you revenge hungry bitch!" "WHAT? WHO'S THE BITCH HERE, YOU FAI -!"
"ENOUGH!"
Both boys turned their gaze to Haku, who was breathing deep breaths and looking very red. "Now I understand what Itachi meant… You two are HOPELESS! You have NO chemistry between you, whatsoever! No WAY you're going to get A's from your scene! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME BIG, FAT, STINKING, RED F'S!"
Sasuke yelped and shot his ears with his hands. "Not listening… Not listening!" "YOU LIE!" Neji shouted at Haku, who gave a high-pitched, evil laugh. "Yeah right! After the other performances, it would be a miracle, if you got a D!"
"NOT LISTENING!"
"SHUT UP SASUKE!"
"YOU SHUT UP! I WANT NO STINKING F!"
Haku sighed and waved his hand, signing he'd give up. "You're hopeless. I'll be going to watch some speedos now… bye." And so, Haku left.
Leaving the two alone.
"I hate you."
"Hate you more."
(Insert some glaring here.)
"GOD, how I hate you", Sasuke sighed and waited.
"I hate you more."
Sasuke felt like screaming in his mind. What the HELL did it get to get this guy go nuts! And why the HELL didn't he get something better than "hate you"! 'Am I just rusty or… could it be… that this guy is even more of an icecube than me..?'
Neji rolled his eyes and went to the door. "Well? If you want to see Naruto diving, you should come."
Sasuke nodded and walked through the door, glaring at Neji with murder intent. The boy didn't even flinch. Now, Sasuke WAS screaming in his mind like an alarm clock. 'WHAT THE FUCK -! Why can't I get him SAY something! ARGH! It's driving me nuts here! Dobe and Kiba are much more easier! Even SHIMAKARU sometimes responds! Why… WHY DOESN'T HE ANSWER! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!'
"Why are you twisting your face like that. It makes you look even more stupid, stupid", Neji said. Sasuke froze there. Neji walked right past him, smirking to him evilly. Sasuke opened his mouth couple of times. No, this could not be happening. Oh God! The word vomit was coming! NO! DON'T SAY IT YOU -!
"WHAT! WHO'S STUPID, BASTARD!"
Neji just continued on walking. Sasuke breathed in, and out. In and out again. 'I… I…' For the first time, someone had frozen him up, and made him yell. With the exception of his brother, Neji was the first one… first one ever make him feel like Naruto.
Sasuke gritted his teeth and hit his fist at the wall. "GODDAMMIT!"
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"Where were you, 'Tachi Junior? Naruto's going to be there any minute!"
Sasuke growled under his breath. It reminded the word "whatever" quite remarkably, but we don't have any proof it really meant that.
"Haku, how's your catching?" Neji asked, while he was eating the peanuts. "Not so good… too much broad backs… But I've got 3 with good ass, 2 who are movie hunks and 10 great looking legs", Haku explained, going through his Snickers bar that he had bought.
" 'Great looking legs' ?" Kankuro asked and shrugged. "I didn't now we can have those…"
"The what are mine, Kanky?"
"They're absolutely beautiful, Haku."
Haku blushed deep red and sighed. "Gaara, whoever gets married with your brother, will be a lucky man!"
"Man?" Kankuro asked his blood rushing down from his maked up cheeks.
"Sorry. Lucky girl, I mean."
Gaara rolled his eyes. "You haven't seen everything…" he mumbled, getting Kankuro to punch him in the arm. "Watch it…" the older brother growled.
Neji looked at the audience, noticing Temari at a "not so good" (as he thought) company. There were guys from the bullies, with Deidara. Those bitches Tayuya and Kin were there too… and… wait, where those..?
"Gaara… aren't those girls in your class?" Neji asked. Gaara looked at the spot where Neji was nodding. "Oh? Ino and Ami? My, my, seems they've come preps." "No kidding", Sasuke rolled his eyed, getting a hood on his head. "Don't stare at them too long, they'll know I'm here…"
"Scared?"
"Hell yes."
"Oh! There's Tenten too!" Haku squealed.
Neji looked at the group. "But… where is Kimimaro? Or Kidoumaru? Or even so, that fat dude Jiroubou? There aren't so much of them at there…"
Kankuro snorted. "Didn't you know? There's some training today for the football team!" "Oh… well, I didn't. It's that why your brother isn't here, idiot?"
Sasuke glared at Neji. "For your information, YES. But that's just because he has to explain to the couch the whole freaking time, why he's quitting the football team."
"He IS?" Kankuro asked, sighing with relief. "Thank GOD! We've told him many times: 'You're not build as those giants, Itachi! You WILL get hurt!' Remember the time he broke his knee badly, Haku?" "How COULD I?" Haku mumbled, looking very pale. "That was the most bloodiest match we've ever got!"
"What? What happened?" Neji asked, totally out.
Kankuro patted Neji on the back. "It was when Itachi had his first match last year. Well, it turned out to be hard-core, as Iwakure kicked our buts all the time. Itachi tried to get through, but some big idiot pushed him, and then juts something weird happened, as that guy slipped and…"
Gaara made an ugly cracking noise. Neji shivered. "Really?"
"U-hu. You could see the bone, it broke the skin. BADLY", Kankuro told and whistled, when he remembered it. "He didn't play that year at ALL. It took four months to recover from that, he used those sticks to move, remember Haku?" he asked. Haku nodded and giggled. "Well, Itachi didn't have to ask twice for help, though. And he got his numbers raised even more."
Neji snorted. "A true Princess he is…"
"PRINCE."
"Whatever."
"Contestant number 35, Uzumaki Naruto."
Gaara, Haku and Kankuro got up and started yelling and cheering. Neji looked at the jumpboard, seeing a little blond boy, pacing from his left leg to the right.
"FOCUS NARUTO! FOOOOOCUUUUS!" Gaara shouted. "That's enough Gaara, he's trying to focus", Kankuro said, pulling his little brother down to the bench.
Naruto phased left and right, clapping his hands together a couple of times. Then, he walked to the end of the board, and took a jump. Naruto twirled in the air like a wheel, straightened and landed on the water surface.
"HELL YES! OOOOOOOH YES!" Gaara yelled, getting up and jumping. "IT WAS PERFECT! I SWEAR IT WAS! I SWE -!"
"He made a mistake", Haku said, pointing at the board. Gaara looked at the score board. He roared in rage. "THAT IDIOT! HE TOOK THE WRONG STEPS! IDIOTIDIOTIDIOT! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!"
"He lost one point. Gosh. One point from perfect", Kankuro mumbled, looking at the clock. "Well, he IS at the lead. And there is only one left. I don't think he goes to the silver this time."
Gaara sighed and collapsed to the seat. "You dream."
"Contestant number 36, Rock Lee."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Neji, Kankuro and Sasuke yelled at the same time. There was Lee indeed.
"GO LEE! KICK THEIR ASSES!" Haku shouted, hitting his fist in the air.
"I didn't know… Lee does diving…" Neji said, his eye twisting because of the green speedos. 'Good GOD those are horrible!'
"Well… he does EVERY sport there is…" Gaara mumbled and sighed. "PERFECTLY, if I may add."
And so Lee did. He took the steps, jumped, twirled and landed. Perfect points. BULLS EYE!
"Well, Sasuke, seems your bet went wrong", Gaara said, smiling. "We're going at your place for now."
"OH YAY! To the Uchiha residence!"
"That idiot… he lost with purpose, didn't he..?"
"And if he did?"
"…he's smarter than he looks like, dammit…"
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"Err… Haku, I have to take something back", Neji said to his gay-ol'-time having friend. "Take what?" "The thing I said about Zabuzas car. It is NOT the worst."
"HEY!" Kankuro yelled and growled under his breath. "I KNOW Betty's not some kind of a Queen of the Car's, but she takes me to point A to point B!" the junior exclaimed, making Temari snort. "And dropping you off at the halfway." "Shut up, 'Ri…"
"Umm… one question…" Gaara said, tapping Kankuro on the head with his finger. "How on EARTH are we going to fit ourselves in there?" he asked.
Everyone got dead silent.
"Well… we came here by just you, me, 'Ri and Naruto… Ah!" Kankuro said, clapping his hands. "Problem solved! We have to SQUEEZE IN!"
Everyone did desperate moans, but Lee just jumped up and down. "YES! That's sound something youthful!"
"Yeah, Lee… of course it's youthful…" Neji mumbled, rolling his eyes.
"Okay. Temari, you go to the front with Haku."
"HEY! Why does Temari have the living space?" Naruto whined. "BECAUSE, she's a GIRL", Kankuro said and glared at Naruto. "And to be honest… I don't TRUST you guys. See, she's my little sister and would I let her to the back seat with you guys?"
Everyone got dead silent.
"Kankuro, I'm a big girl, you know? I could KILL Naruto or Lee if they did something."
"Well, Iknow, butstill don't trust him. And Sasuke, don't give me that glare, I don't trust you either. And sorry Neji… but… well, you're new."
"Jeesh. Thanks."
"WAIT!" Naruto yelled and pointed at Haku. "Why is Haku gettingto the front bench?"
Kankuro hold Naruto from the boys shoulders. "Question: Do you trust HAKU?"
Silence was more than dead now. It was a road kill.
"No."
"Me neither…"
"He HAS a point…"
"Kankuro, you're a life saver."
"I would go to the back seat even with Orochimaru if I had to choose between them."
"HEY!" Haku yelled at Neji, who was trying hard not to smile. "I can take the suspicion, but NO COMPARING TO OROCHIMARU!"
"Admit it… you are quite the same…" Neji grinned now, making Haku blush. "We… WE'RE NOT! Ugh, you're such a JERK!" "I know… I know…"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. 'Jeesh, did it take him that LONG to realize it… that Hyuuga is a cold bastard and a mean jerk!'
Temari smiled to herself. 'I think he's a good looking jerk…'
"Okay! Let's SQUEEZE IN!" Kankuro cheered.
"I'm not sitting on no lap!" Naruto shouted and took a run to the seats. He took the left side, getting Lee next to him. Neji sat on the right side, getting evil glares from Sasuke and Gaara.
"Sorry, but I'm bigger than you twerps, so I get privileges!" Neji said.
"I'm going to kill you…" Sasuke growled. "If only I got a penny every single time I hear that…" Neji said to Lee, who gave a laugh, as Haku started to giggle wildly. Gaara sighed and collapsed on Narutos lap, mimicking a dead swan.
"OW!"
"What? Do you think I'm heavy?"
"No! You're ass is so made of bone it HURTS!"
"WHY YOU -!"
"GAARA!" Kankuro shouted. "Don't kill him! He's right, you should make yourself fat!"
"YEAH RIGHT! I'll kill you instead then!"
"Uuu… blood thirsty…" Temari whistled and Haku played with the radio. The boy turned his head. "C-mon Sasuke! We got to go!"
Sasuke stared. It was either Lee or… Neji. Sasuke stared at Lee. "Lee, can you stay still?"
"NO!"
Sasuke sighed and muttered something about killing some one with some sharp things. But, the boy sat on Nejis lap with a killing intent in his eyes.
"Ooooh… Sasuke-bastard's getting all coooooozyyyy!"
"SHUT UP IDIOT!"
"Ow, that hurt my ears…"
"And YOU!" Sasuke said and pointed at Neji. "Don't get any ideas! I'm straight!" "Well, so am I, so don't you get any ideas", Neji said.
"I won't. And if you do, I'll get some shaping on that face of yours!"
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
And so, Neji glared out of the window and Sasuke stared shut his eyes and pouted. Haku giggled.
"SHUT UP!" both boys shouted.
Bite: ¤laughs her ass off¤ I'M A GENIUS!
Haku: That will be killed… ¤sweatdrop¤
Sasu/Neji: HELL YEAH!
Itachi: ¤smile¤ I think it was cute…
Bite: Okay, that's that I'll say… and the next chapter will be horrible, I assume… a party gone wrong or so… ¤sweatdrop¤ And then, something really random. -.- But, remember that I need your help, yet again!
Itachi: Jesus…
Bite: I've got the band to the fic… But, now I have to ask: Is two guitarist and two bass players good, or should it be one each or two bass players and a guitarist or two guitarist and a bass player?
Muses: ¤sweatdrop¤
Bite: IT'S A GOOD GUESTION!
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