Bite: Well hello, hello m'fans!
Neji: ¤snort¤ Fans? Don't make me laugh…
Bite: But Neji, look how much they love me! And I've got new reviewers for that…. And I have this fic for their "favorite stories" too! I feel so loved… ¤tears¤
Haku: ¤tissue¤
Bite: Thank you… ¤sneeze¤
Ita: I think this fic is going to a good direction. :)
Neji: ¤growl¤
Ita: What? It has Sasuke torture and me getting some -!
Sasu: ¤hits Itachi with a table¤ SPOILERS!
Neji: ¤grump¤
Bite: ¤sniff¤ But… let's do the reviews then… Sorry, we have stopped the producing of bishies for now, due to me getting tired and the reasons ending for but some in… BUT, for repaying it fotr a time, I made a picture, thinkin YOU! Here's the http!
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Kirin Kage the Shadow Girl: Thank you. And I agree with your opinion, it's a good one there. I decided to go with the "two guitarist and one bass". I just have to do some tricks to the fic. ;D
freakenout: Thank you, freaky, m'dear.:) And you had the same opinion too… Yes, I'm going with that. It's okay you didn't review, I don't have time to answer like 600 reviews per chapter, right? (Neji: 600..?) Hush you, don't spoil m'hopes. And YES, that HAD to hurt really bad. Ouch. . But I LOVE to be sadistic to the Naruto chara! XD Yes, there is NejiSasu in a NejiSasu fic. ) And I love it!
Lala to the power of 2: Oh man, you're a bitch. No, I still love you for reviewing. :P And yes, I know, I know… GaaSasu, the GaaSasu… I'm not even SURE if it's going to come, but it would be good…and even though it was coming, it would be SO tiny… I have no good reason. T,T
Oh it didn't? Damn… ¤mumble¤ Yeah, I LOVE the car scene. x) It just has it all. Yes, WHERE HAS HIS DIGNITY GONE? My God, people just make people who hate eachother have sex! It's like tottaly -!
Neji: Idiotic?
Sasu: Yes, I think it's idiotic too.
Bite: …
Neji/Sasu: …
Bite: Got the picture guys… ¤sweatdrop¤
Udyjay: Well, glad that you have fun…
lonegear: New reviewer! BUZZKILL! ¤drowns to dolls¤ Who WOULD trust Haku? OO
astariqituloh: Yes, you told me…¤sweatrop¤ But I just can't get Itachi and Neji be like "Hey." "Hi." "Love you." "Love you too." "Let's fuck." "Yeah." Because Neji right now is just getting the feeling and Itachi is trying to get HIM! XD I hate those kinds of fic where THAT ¤points to the lines she wrote¤ happens. It has no… idea. They wouldn't need to say tthe "L" one, they could just FUCK!
Neji: Watch it…
Bite: Sorry… I'm really… sleepy…
Jennifer Darknight: NEW ONE! ¤drowns to dolls¤ Thank you for reviewing:D Yeah, I guess they will… ;) I too have found many NejiSasu fans through this story… some time ago I just had read one fic and then found some more… And then people started reviewing this… Oh… SEE, NEJI, SHE LOVES IT! (Neji: She didn't say anything about YOU!) But I love HER for reviewing! ¤hearts¤ My story doesn't take itsefl seriously? OO That's something that I haven't heard already… But I guess your right, I'm just too joky and all… JOKEJOKEJOKE! I put jokes everywhere… I guess I have to work on it. :I
Oh, I btw have read your "Death by Chocolate"… Love it. x)
freya kurenai: Yes, I return… BWAHAHAAH! xD Yes, he's so anorectic that everybody did him anorectic in the AU highschools… ¤sigh¤ GREEN SPEEDOS MUST DIE! ¤flames¤ Do it good Freya!
Dodo-chan: New one again! ¤puppet drowning¤ Of course it is. The need some water on them! x3 Nobody can wait… I'm slow to writing damn it!
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: I'll see if I get one… ¤nodnod¤ If I get how to use those, then… Well, autumn is nice… unless you get a flu ¤sneeze¤ like me. I now know how Sasuke feels in the FHTE FROM Scapie… ¤mumble¤ Oh God… that's so beautiful what you aaid… ¤snivel¤ But this chapter sucks BAD! ¤cries¤ Hugs to you too… ¤sniff¤
you-go-on-my-cookie: My, my… this is the forth new one! ¤puppet drowning¤ So Dodo-chan from earlier told you… better read uit and review it missy!
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Disclaimer: Naruto and it's characters are not my property and I do not own them. They are the property of the great Kishimoto Masashi-sensei. Neither do I own the idea of putting Naruto characters in highschool. The following characters are mine: Masaki, Momoku, Ijimeru, and the Hyuuga estates folks. DOT.
Pairings: These are the following pairings this fiction will ABSOLUTELY contain: NejiSasu, ItaNeji, SasuIno, InoKiba and ZabuHaku. The ones that are thought: GaaSasu, NaruHina, KakaIru, ShikaTema, ShikaHaku and LeeSaku. As for the one-sided: SasuSaku, Orochimaru practically perving over everyone and NejiTema.
Bite: Yes, I removed the GaaSasu to "thinking again"… Phew, I got good reviews! It's already number 89 going for me!
Ita: Yay! ¤applause¤
Haku: ¤woot¤
Sasu: Boo.
Neji: I want this thing to stop!
Bite: YOU stop being so negative!
Neji/Sasu: NO!
Ita: Stereo!
Haku: ¤squeal¤
Neji/Sasu: SHUT UP!
Bite: And now, for this chapter: We got the party for Naruto starting… and then going… very… very… Well, see for your self. And then, Sasuke has an idea struck and Neji has to do that idea possible!
Crowd: …
Bite: As I told you: THIS CHAPTER SUCKS! Nothing happens in this one! ¤snort¤
Shikamaru sat on a bus stop, sighing heavily. 'Jeesh… Why does mom HAVE to shop? And why do I even have to try on clothes? I could just dance around in a paper bag… oh it would be so easy…' he thought, scratching his neck. The 'not-yet-gone-through-the-washer' fabric was killing him on the neck. The new sweater was too tight too. He would have wanted two numbers bigger, but NO, he could get only one number bigger.
'It sucks… And if I had gone with Haku to the diving contest, I would have gotten more sleep…' Shikamaru whined in his thoughts and gave a loud yawn. Who on EARTH would wake up at 8 a.m. on a Saturday!
Shikamaru heard some noise coming on his way and recognized the auto mobile of Kankuro, a.k.a. Betty. Shikamaru stood up and stretched his arms. Then, he looked the car with a new glance.
'What the..?'
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"Ew dude. Weird dude. Dude ew. EwdudedudeewweirddudeIhaveaguyinmylapdudeweird!"
"Naruto… SHUT. UP", Sasuke hissed through gritted teeth, still looking straight forward, now holding his head like he had a migraine, though.
"But DUDE! It's WEIRD!" Naruto said, getting Gaara to twist his nose. "OW! OOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
Lee sighed loudly. And they called HIM crazy?
Sasuke was doing his best, NOT - TO - FRIGGIN - MOVE - AN -INCH. It was sickening him that he was on a guys lap, but it was disgusting that the guy was the HYUUGA! And the most idiotic thing was that Sasuke was fighting hard for the even SLIGHTEST pink color to come on his cheeks. 'Stay back dammit! Stay BACK!' Sasuke demanded and rubbed his temples. 'God this is so… so… embarrassing? NO! IDIOTIC! That's the word!'
Neji on the other hand was strictly going to get a head ache because of his anger. 'Stupid Naruto! He would be JUST FINE being in my lap because he's just… dumb! But NO, it had to be the IDIOT BASTARD! Good GOD, you really hate me, don't you? Where is the lady Fortune NOW!'
For your information, Neji has some words to say to the good ol' lady Fate. They don't get along. Destiny is something twisted that Neji finds irritating and insanely hating him. Well, he IS the Destiny Dude after all, right?
"SHIKI-KUN!" Haku squealed and waved his hand outside the car. "What is THAT? A new SWEATER! Haa! I just KNEW your mom got you to shopping!"
"Shut up, you're making my head ache…"
"Okey-dokey-pokey!"
Lee and Kankuro looked at each other, as the others just stared at Haku. Neji instead, kept his nerves and shook his head.
Shikamaru opened the car door, looking at the back bench. He frowned. "I am NOT gonna sit in nobodies lap."
Silence got on the group. Temari sneered. "Then don't come."
"Oh but I will", Shikamaru said.
"Yeah, Temari! Shiki-kun has to come… or… or I'LL DIE!"
"Haku, would you PLEASE calm down?"
"NO!"
"Okey…"
Neji got the options in his mind. If Shikamaru wouldn't come, they wouldn't have to fear oxygen loss. But if Shikamaru WOULD come, then Neji had more safety to not lose his mind on the gang he was now.
"Gaara, to Lee's lap."
"WHAT?"
"MOVE."
Gaara and Neji glared at each other with a killing intent and the degrees of warmth dropped… NO, they sky-rocketed… down. Now that didn't make any sence…
"Gaara, would you be nice?" Kankuro smiled and Gaara looked at him like he didn't even know that word. "Just MOVE and I wont do 'you-know-what' to 'you-know-who' when we get back home!"
And so, Gaara moved with bitterness.
Shikamaru looked at Naruto. "Okay sport, get up."
Naruto blinked and his eyes widened. "Hey… wait a minute, you aren't like thinking -!"
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"EwdudeweirddudeewewewewI'MsittingonaGUYSlap!"
"NARUTO, SHUT THE HELL UP!" everyone yelled as Sasuke leaned closer to Kankuro. "From here to left! It's the third on the right!"
Kankuro nodded and drove to the driveway.
"Hey! Neji, you and Sasuke are REALLY CLOSE neighbors! You didn't mention that you son of a -!" Haku exclaimed, as Kankuro stopped the engine and everyone burst out from the car.
"EEEEEEEEEWWW!"
"Shut up already, idiot!"
"Who're you calling an idiot, bastard!"
"GUYS! Remember we're in a GOOD neighborhood!" Neji pleaded and kept his eyes on the near by Hyuuga house. He surely didn't want Hanabi to just jump to his back and start to nag about his split ends or WHATEVER!
Sasuke mumbled something and got to the door, turning the key on the lock and opening it. He just had to hope there wouldn't be much people getting information from this party and coming here. 'And if they come… pleasepleaseplease don't bring booze dammit.'
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BINGO! YATZEE!
Sasuke had to watch as his house was getting full of people. There were freshmen that were familiar, that were not, then there were sophomores Sasuke didn't even know that existed (damn Haku and Temari and their big mouths and Temaris self phone!) and… well. Random people.
"HEY! YOU TWO! YES YOU! STOP THAT, WHAT EVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING!"
Sasuke held his head in his hands. Saturday was REALLY a good evening to hold parties and well… argh, everyone assumed he had planned this and -! Oh how he hated to be Uchiha Itachis younger brother right now.
"HEEEY! Sasuke bastard!"
Naruto just jumped on him and laughed goofly. "Sasukeeee! This party ROCKS! There's totally good music and I got to know these new people and -!"
Sasuke took Naruto by the shoulders and shook him. "Naruto. What did you drink and how much?" he commanded out from the blonde, who smiled like he was going crazy. "Just some beer… Those dudes just brought it here and I thought like HELL I was really thirsty and the can just stood there and! And I was like REALLY thirsty you know, right!"
Sasuke moaned and hit his hand on Narutos forehead. "Iruka is going to KILL ME!" he said and started to drag Naruto to the couch, were Gaara was sitting with Shino. They were obviously not talking much but he could hear some words from drama club.
"HI GAARA!" he yelled over the music and dropped Naruto between them. "Watch your idiot! I have to make sure nothing brakes!" Sasuke explained and Gaara looked at Naruto and then at Sasuke. "Oka -." But then, Gaara shot his glance at Naruto. Naruto screamed and glomped his friend. "GAAYIRA! MY FRIEND! HOW YOU'VE BEEN!"
Gaara moaned. "Ooooooh shiiiiit…" he hissed and glared at Sasuke. "What the HELL is going wrong with this party?"
"I don't know! But if I don't watch it, somebody is going to mess up my room. Got to go!" Sasuke answered and got through the human mass, running up the stairs and opening his room door. "OUT, WHO THE HELL EVER YOU ARE! Fangirl or just making out with one… DON'T CARE!"
Sasuke watched as a really red couple of freshmen he didn't know ran out his room. "Go do that in the other room!" Sasuke called out and cursed in his mind, as they didn't go to Itachi's room. Sasuke got into his room and double checked the place, before going back to the hall and closing the room with a good old locking system he had got on the consulting of his mother. 'My privacy… saved.'
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Neji opened the bathroom door.
"OH MY GOD!"
"EEK!"
A loud thud and swearing. Neji took deep breaths and held his chest. Good GOD it wasn't his day!
"Oh look Masa-kun! It's Neji-san!"
"Oh yeah it is! How you've been?"
Neji coughed and laughed nervously. "F-f-fine! Great to see you guys too! Question: Are you two always making out when we see or is it just me?" he asked, making Momoku blush and fix his hair. "Well, umm…" "YES." "MASA-KUN!"
Neji sighed and rolled his eyes. "Well, I'll just find another bathroom. Bye", he mumbled and closed the door, taking a deep breath. "There's too much people in this party…" he growled and stomped up the hallway. "C-mon bathroombathroombathroom…" Neji whined and opened one door. Neji raised his eyebrows.
"And what the HELL is this now, hmm?" he wondered and pushed the lights on. The room was normal sized to Neji, who had seen the rooms of Hanabi and Hinata at the size of a garden elf. But to anyone normal, it would've been like 'HOLY MOLY, IS THIS SERIOUSLY A SINGLE PERSON ROOM!'- type of a room. But as this room was as big as a normal Hyuuga had (not Neji though) it just fitted to Neji.
The room was very neat. The walls were red and had some posters here and there. Not so much of them tough. There was a bed and -. 'WAIT!' Neji turned his head and his jaw dropped. Queen-sized bed, to be exact. And Neji was very exact at these thing. The bed had black sheets and red pillows and there was a big white shelve on the other end of the room. Couple of sofas, a really good looking TV with an Xbox, DVD and VCR and a really really futuristic looking computer that Neji didn't even have the words to describe. There was a HUGE window and a closet door. Two of them to be exact again… But what suprised Neji, was a little table and a chair on a corner. On the table was a black little case.
Neji walked to the case and got a better look a it. 'A violin case?' he thought and put the case down, seeing couple of notebooks on a little shelve next to it. Neji examined the big white shelve with a little care this time, seeing books, a cd-player and of course "some" CD's and DVD's, including a VCR shelve too. There were couple of little shiny or not shiny objects here and there and photos too. And then, Neji noticed something.
Scholarships?
Neji frowned and read some of them. 'Number one this… number one that… only number ones…' he thought and turned. He looked at a shelve near the window and saw thropies and medals all in neat order. Neji snorted.
"I "guess" I hit THE Uchiha Itachi's bedroom, huh?" he said and sighed. "Well, there's now toilet, so it isn't a bathroom either, so…"
But then, Neji noticed another door on the room. Neji got suspicious. 'It could be possible…' Neji opened the door.
"HOLY CRAP, HE HAS AN OWN LITTLE BATHROOM!"
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Sasuke took a deep breath at 11 p.m. Almost every single people was out. (Sasuke had to yell for "POLICE!" before getting the really bad partypeople out) Now, there were only people who he knew. "Okay… how many do we have left..?" he mumbled to his hands.
"9", Neji counted and Sasuke glared at him. "I have a weird feeling that you were on the self phone too…"
Neji rolled his eyes. Now there were him and Sasuke, Naruto and Kiba who were a little… eh… happy. And then Haku, who was energized to full throttle, Gaara who had a massive headache, Temari who was going a little giggly, Shikamaru who was all silver, although he had drunk a bit and then, there was Sakura, who was also quite giggly.
Sasuke sighed. He had to get Sakura out of here. QUICK. Before something he did not want to happen, happened. Sasuke was having a nice buzzing in his mind, all because of one beer…
"HEY, SASUKEEEEE!"
Sasuke felt a headache shooting him, as Kiba jumped next to him. "What's this?" the dogboy asked.
"…Kiba, that's a KEY."
"I know THAT, Naruto told me!" Kiba said, getting Neji and Sasuke to roll their eyes. "But to WHERE?" Kiba wondered. Sasuke snorted and too the keys. "Idiot! These are car keys! ITACHI'S car keys, to be exa -!"
Sasuke stopped. An evil thought crept in to his mind. But how? How could they? No one had it yet… Kankuro had gone to take Lee home, because the boy would've run and gotten an heart attack, or something shit like that… Nope, Temari was not an option… Haku? Nooo…
Sasuke grinned evilly and turned his face to Neji, who was going through the channels of the big plasma TV. "Neji…"
Neji blinked and gave a questioning look at Sasuke. "What? You're not calling me Hyuuga? I'm shocked."
Sasuke waved the car keys to Neji. "You haven't drunk anything, right?" "No… what's that face, twerp?" "I'm just saying… you're going to get a driving license, right?"
Neji's eye twisted. Good god. Sasuke wasn't -?
"Sasuke, I'm not -!"
"Fifteen. You're sixteen. That's a good age to be driving, right?"
"WHAT! You want me to drive Itachi's car? HELL NO!"
"Hey! That sounds like fun, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cheered and Kiba nodded. "Yeah, let's do it! C-mon!"
"I -."
"Shut up, mood spoiler!" Temari hissed to Shikamaru, who sighed and closed his mouth.
"Okay…" Sasuke said and grinned. "We're going to have a joyride. Who's coming with me?"
Kiba, Naruto, Sakura, Temari and Haku raised their hands in no time. Gaara rolled his eyes and decided there was nothing else to do, and it could be interesting. Sasuke grinned at Neji. "So… Neji, are you in?"
"Of course not. That's stupid", Neji rolled his eyes.
"Okay. HAKU, YOU -!"
"WHAT!" Neji yelled and Sasuke smirked. "I knew you'd do it."
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"HOWZAA! Your bro has a BIG car bastard!" Naruto yelled, as he fell on the second back seat, getting Kiba next to him. "It's so cool! And RED!" Kiba praised and collapsed a bit. "Whoopsie! Maybe took too many! Oy, Hinata!"
Neji looked at Kiba with a weird look. "I'm not Hinata…"
Kiba frowned. Then, his face fell. "My gosh! You're right!"
Naruto started to laugh and Sakura coughed a bit to cover her own laugh.
"All you Hyuugas look the same…"
"Shut up, dogbreath."
"OW! That hurt! He's trying to freeze me to death!"
Neji mumbled something and got to the drivers seat. Stupid Naruto and Kiba for finding a key. Stupid Sasuke to inventing this stupid idea. And damn that Itachi for having a CAR!
"You know how to drive, right?" Sasuke asked, as he sat on the other front seat.
"Of course I do!"
"…"
"Okay, no, I can't, but I've got some teaching though… I can handle it! And it was YOUR stupid idea anyway!"
"I'm sure that Neji can drive!" Temari said and giggled. "He's not drunk, so it's a good sign!" she pointed out and Haku nodded. "Yeah! It's a good sign! Right, Shiki-kun?" "He's way more silver than YOU guys…" "SEE?"
Neji drummed his fingers to the wheel. 'Oh God. What did dad teach last summer? C-mon… c-mon… you can remember it Neji… It has NOT been that long…' Slowly, really slowly Neji turned the key and in some way (meaning, I don't know how to start a car ;P) and backed off the yard.
"Oh my god. Did I actually back a car?" Neji asked and Haku whistled. "And did a FRIGGIN GOOD JOB doing it!" he yelled and started to giggle. "Oh my… I'm feeling very light…"
"Yeah, me too!" Naruto joined and Kiba nodded, collapsing on to Sakura then. "YOU PIG!"
¤SLAP!¤
"Hey, I didn't mean it!" "Yeah right you didn't, Inuzuka! I KNOW what you do on the starts of P.E!" "What the -. I don't peep in the girls locker room!" "Oh yeah? And I'm Mrs. President!" "Well, how is good ol' George doing then? Have you some troubles in the bedroom, 'cause you look very kranky and -!"
¤SLAP!¤
"SWINE!"
"Ow… ow…" "Nihihiii… Kiba got beat by a girl…" "Do you want some of this manicured fist TOO, blondie?" "Heee?"
"Shut up!" Neji pleaded and looked at Sasuke. "Were to?" Sasuke grinned and put the radio on. "She's all yours now, Hyuuga."
Bite: Hmm… this chapter wasn't so bad after all… o.Ô
Neji: It was!
Haku: Was not!
Sasu: Was too!
Itachi: M'CAR! ToT
Bite: Shut up. In the next chappie, there's going to be some more messing Sasukes brains! With booze and Neji! xD
Sasu: God, if you love me, kill me now.
Silence.
Sasu: I knew it… ¤grumble¤
Bite: Press the R button! xD