Bite: I'm baaa-aack. Won't stop hunting you. This chapter contains a longer time zone that the rest have and yes, you will know if Neji crashes the car. J Now I'm getting my head clearly to this fic, as this is one of my very much thought "will happen" thing that I've wrote now.
Neji: Ha, yeah right.
Bite: Shut up MUSE.
Sasuke: YOU shut up.
Bite: Shut up!
Ita: Oh m'car…
Haku: Shut up. Reviewes, Bite, please! 8)
Bite: Yes, of course. BTW, some new stuff in my profile and the address to my "LiveJournal". Go and check! ;D
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Kirin Kage the Shadow Girl: I have white walls too… and my room is full of junk. But you can see I'm a total anime/manga fan as the shelve is full of mangas and on the white walls… well, they are not so white anymore! XD Uh… yeah… crashing a car is totally hilarious! .' Yes, no one can't. I'VE MADE YOU GUYS ADDICTS!
Lala to the power of 2: Well, thankies dear. I said it sucked, didn't I? XD
you-go-on-my-cookie: …I thought the description was awkward… but whatever. I update… err… well… um… o.o I think… the most… closest would be… every month? I have to say, it changes alot. First I updated almost every week 'cause I had written the story before hand… then it was about three weeks or two, because I had a good run, but now I'm busy in school and everything else, so this is not the most important thing to me right now…
Jennifer Darknight: Why do YOU think he's going to crash it? x) Well, something happens indeed, but not in the backseat and you can totally take the blame to Naruto. XD No no, I'M honored. J
Well… Itachi's car… it has three bench rows… the front, middle and back. I… guess… there Isa slight chance there is another benc row, but I'm not sure about it… Well, the car is BIG and very stylish, has all the goodies in it, ya know? It's red, btw. I thought black first, but it just doesn't fit Itachi so much. From the inside I guess it's somewhat dark colored or something… CD, radio, air-condition and everything! AND A SKYLIGHT! I took the liberty to put it kind of a same as in the ficcie of Scapegoat "From here to Eternity" because it just IS the car I would imagine to Itachi.
freakenout: And I love me too. X) Joke. I hate myself. T.T
xanimefreakx: A new guy… AGAIN? Where do you guys come from! O.O ¤plushiedrowning¤ …I think you already are. No need to get violent! O-O I'm… trying… some longer ones… then. :P But I can't keep up with that promise, I'm afraid… xD HA! NEJI! YOU OWE ME! One more to the "said 'I love it' " -list!
lonegear: …why does everyone think that Neji's going to crash it? THIS ISN'T SOME CHEAP TEEN MOVIE DAMN IT! ¤cough¤ But I do not blame you… It is a possibility. Well… anyone would get ass-wuped by a girl, if the girl was Sakura… -.-'
BlackMageRose13: …another new one. ¤plushiedrowning¤ You mean I'm like… as good as Scapegoat? O.O I'm getting you wrong, aren't I? You're LYING! ¤backs away¤ Oh, you got bored. That explains. -.-' Yes, I'm looking the typos very hard. Hate those goddamn bastards. ¤psshh!¤ …I was thinking about the kissing thing… and I WILL get a hang of it at some point. There are going to be another parties, ya know? XF
Udyjay: Honestly, Uddy, if I knew, I would tell you. XD And he's NOT even DRUNK! He's GETTING DRUNK right NOW! XD
astargituloh: Well… he didn't… CRASH it. And it was Narutos fault anyway. -.-' Oh, I will say an AMEN to that one sister! XD I can't wait for those either!
Neji: You're the one WRITING THEM!
Bite: I KNOW! XD
Scapegoat: I know. Poor Itachi. In this chapter… well… Sasuke is so DEAD. X) Of course you were, dear. ;)
Kumori-hime: ¤drowns to plushies¤ Hello new one! I see that you reviewed quite many of my chapters. So, I shall answer! xDFirst; thank you for loving my workThen I have to say, that you MUST be some kinda psyhic, as you figured out the ItaNeji from the start! xD That shower scene idea was quite good too. I'll think about that. Later on, when the feelings of Neji start to rumble... x) Oh and no worries m'dear, there is NOT going to be any overrated stuff like that!
Hey, I want to see that picture! Its sounds funny! xD Gimme the picture woman! Oh thank you again from your praising. Can't get enough of it. Hmm... some more KakaIru, eeeh? Well, I can't say it will have a major role in this, just some "WTF-?"- scenes here and there. No, I don't have a MSN, but I should get one, as already three guys are going to kill me for not having one. -.-' I rock? ToT I'm so honored! It's good thing you love ItaNeji too. ;)
Yes, they are. In a good way. You're boyfriends funny. x) Haku... acting slutty... o.O That was an interesting idea. (Haku: It could have worked/Itachi: Nu-uh./Neji: Jeesh, you're too faithful!) Yeah, Neji could go as a girl, as the oh so nice bastards of Konoha High say... (Neji: Three words Bite.)I know, shut up. BUT, I don't think that will be an option... it doesn't hit me in a good way, I guess. I LOVE that lemonade joke! xD I didn't invent it, but it's so awesome! Like... LEMON ADE. Lemonade! xD
Oh, another good one there. You just LOOOVE them in just towels, don't ya? ¤does notes¤ Oh yes, I know that "warm gaze" thing was SO full of crap. I hate it. I'm so more into something like those. Emberassing, humiliating, funny things. xD'Cause it's so fun to torture bishies. Yeah, those POV's... I don't really... well, LOVE doingPOV's, cause they don'tfit to my style. I did a punch of shitty Digimon fiction in "I" POV for about two years and never got it the way I wanted. It's just more simple to me to write at the "3rd person".No, Neji wasn't Mary as you noticed. xDPoor SasUKE.
I've heard of GaaHina but I don't like the sound of it. I'm always like "wtf -? Hinata would get a heartattack for justtrying to talk to the scary raccoon!" or something like that. I love NaruHina to no end, but KibaHina goes too...BUT, wewill see itbecoming NaruHina in this fiction I see. LeeHina? That's like... way cool. xD Neji would get so "big brother" and protecting Hinata from the green monster with every way that he can! Oh my GOD, that would make a great fic! xD OMG, somebody has HEARD of KibaIno!And you think that ShikaHaku would be GOOD? Nobody has notsaid anything to thatone! Funny, almost everyone has supported SasuSaku sometime... I just wantedSasuke to be MINE! xD BUT, then I came to the SasuNaru conclusion but then came Neji... oh dear Neji-boy. 8) Kabuto-kun? Hmm... o.O I wonder...He IS in this fic, he's a junior on the class where Itachi is, I guess... something like that, yeah.I think I could put him in somewhere...
A COW BELL? xD That just rocks! That... that chocolate idea... O.O It's AWESOME! I looked through you fiction and saw the fic, but I didn't read it'cause I'm not so in to D.N.Angel fanfiction... Love it as manga though and I tottally agree, Satoshi IS weird at the anime. And lot of good people had been thrown out! Like the... perverted director, what was his name... ARGH why don't I have the manga but my friend does? ¤growl¤ Hmm... I'm thinking of Itachi and Neji or Kiba and Ino. WHY? xD
Oh... You touched me so deep... T.T
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Disclaimer: Naruto and it's characters are not my property and I do not own them. They are the property of the great Kishimoto Masashi-sensei. Neither do I own the idea of putting Naruto characters in highschool. The following characters are mine: Masaki, Momoku, Ijimeru, and the Hyuuga estates folks. DOT.
Pairings: These are the following pairings this fiction will ABSOLUTELY contain: NejiSasu, ItaNeji, SasuIno, InoKiba and ZabuHaku. The ones that are thought: GaaSasu, NaruHina, KakaIru, ShikaTema, ShikaHaku and LeeSaku. As for the one-sided: SasuSaku, Orochimaru practically perving over everyone and NejiTema.
Bite: PHEEEW! I did the LONGEST answering in my WHOLE LIFE!Now, to the chapter itself! XD
Haku: Oh, I'm so...
Itachi: Drunk?
Haku: ...YEAH!
Sasu: ¤reads on¤ ...! O.O BITE! I OBJECT!
Neji: ¤raises hand¤ Count me in.
Itachi: Oh, I'm going to have fun! X)
Bite: Okay, the summary of this... We will see what happens on the beach, when the drunken fellows and Neji (yes, Sasuke is drunk too, and so is Shikamaru, it just doesn't show) get there. Some shockers coming! And what happens when somebody sees the car is gone! OH BOY! xD
"OOOOOO-OOOOOH WE'RE HAVE WAY THEEEEEEEERE!"
Sasuke stared, as the whole car sang along with the song. Who on earth would have thought everyone knew some 80's song from Bon Jovi. "Hey, Hyuuga have you seen anything like this?"
Neji rolled his eyes, as he turned on the left. "Shut up and sing… idiot", he said and took a deep breath.
"OOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOH LIIIIIIIIIIIIVIN' ON A PRAAAAYEEEER!" the whole group exploded, Naruto yelling "yeah!" to the end.
"Take my haaaaaand!" Haku sang. "And we'll make it I swaaaa-aare!" Neji continued. Both took a deep breath and yelled from the bottom of their lungs:
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVIN' OOOOOOON A PRAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEE-EEER!"
Sasuke held his ears and cursed. "Goddamit! That was TOO loud!"
"Was not!" Neji and Haku chorused.
"Was too!"
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
"Okay girls, stop bickering!" Temari snapped, getting a new drink from the beer bottle. "We're going to have some B-E-A-UUUUUUTIFUL time at the beach!"
"The beach?"
"Beach?"
"Did she say beach?"
"I think she did."
"YES, she said the beach!" Gaara growled and looked out from the window. "Sorry guys, Gaara gets kranky when he's drunk!" Temari said and smiled. "I'm not drunk!" "A little tipsy then. You should see him in SUGARdrunk, then he's like a pink bunny!" "Shut up!" "Won't!"
Neji looked at Sasuke. "Where do I turn?"
"To the right, there you get to the beach", Sasuke said and grabbed the beer from Temari. "Mine!" "Selfish." "Oh yes."
"I'll be your hope, I'll be your dream I'll be your fantasy…"
"Ohmigosh! It's Savage Garden's Truly Madly Deeply! More volume!" Haku demanded. "That's a shitty song", Shikamaru muttered.
"IS NOT!" the women (yes, Haku too) shouted at the lazyass. "Sasuke, turn the volume up, or I'll start to sing myself!" Haku threatened. "You would not", Temari said. Haku took a deep breath.
"FOR GOD'S SAKE SASUKE, TURN IT UP!" Shikamaru and Temari yelled at the same time.
"No need, we're here, and NO, Haku, we're not all queer!" Neji said and stopped the car with a bump. "Ow!" "Neji, you suck at driving!" "You would suck more Naruto, and guess why?" "…why?" "Because you're drunk", Neji said and got out from the car. Naruto started blinking as the others got out. He frowned, then nodded. "I guess that's right… yeah, it has to be right…"
"Are you coming, idiot?"
"What, who's an idiot, bastard!"
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"Your idea was really stupid, you know that?" Neji asked from Sasuke, who was having another drink from the beer bottle. "I know… I know… but it was brilliant, right?" Sasuke asked, raising his hand lazily on the sky. "Like… there's so much stars in here and the night is pretty… pretty as a kitty cat…"
"Kitty cat?"
"I'm lousy at poetry, mmm-kay?"
"Oh my, you sounded so Haku - I mean gay."
Sasuke snorted. "Really funny. How long did you wait for that?" "From the moment I met you sweetie." "Shut up." "No, it's true, I have just longed for say those words to you cupcake, you know how much I love you!" Neji announced and got a fistful of sand on his face. "Shut up…" Sasuke mumbled, feeling lucky for the dark night that hid his red cheeks. "You're making yourself sound stupid…"
"Of course."
"Yeah! Bring those BIG branches guys! YEAH, THE BIG ONES!" Temari shouted to Naruto and Kiba, who where pulling some massive branches to the spot where the girls, Haku and Shikamaru stood.
"What do we even do with these?" Naruto asked.
"Stupid, it's getting cold and I want a fire!" Sakura told the blond and sighed. "Geesh Naruto, you're so slow at thinking!"
"That's what Genma-sensei and Jiraiya-sensei already have told me! You don't have to get started too, Sakura-chan!"
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't!"
Kiba broke the branches apart and set them on a pile. "Okay, does anyone have a lighter?"
"Here", Shikamaru said and took his lighter out. He lit a fire on a piece of paper and put it on the pile of woods. Slowly, it started to get a fire.
"Heee…" Haku giggled and collapsed on to the sand and whistled. "Staaars… they're so pretty…" "Haku, how drunk are you?" "I'm not drunk! I'm just bad at drinking! I get all funny from just one!" "Oh…" Kiba said and blinked. "And Shikamarus right the upside down, huh?" "Yeah. But mirror images make good friends!" "What?" "Nuthin'…"
Shikamaru took a pack out from his pocket and took out something from it.
"Shika-dude… is THAT -!" Naruto yelled and Shikamaru looked at the blonde, annoyed again. "A cig? Yes", Shikamaru said and put the cancer stick in his mouth.
"Just from WHEN did YOU start smoking!" Temari laughed, as Shikamaru covered the end of his cigarette with his palm. "Last spring…" Shikamaru mumbled and got a fire on the cig. "Why do you care, drunky?" he asked and took a deep breath.
"Well, that stick just shortened your life -." "…with seven minutes. No need to tell me, Haku did that hundreds of times over in summer", Shikamaru said, letting out a relaxed breath. "And I only smoke when Haku's drunk."
"You do not! I wouldn't even KNOW if you did, because I ain't remembering this shit!" "Okay, that was a lie. I smoke when I'm annoyed/tired/nervous/Haku's drunk or…"
"…when you're horny?"
"Aww, shut up", Shikamaru said and took another breath of smoke. Temari gave a laugh and took another drink from the bottle. "Well, this looks cute, doesn't it! A campfire and the starry sky! Perfect evening for romance!" she said. Kiba snorted. "Oh, you have eyes on someone?" "Mmmmmmmaybeeeee", Temari said slyly and smirked. "But it's not at this company…" she grinned.
"Ne, ne, Sakura-chan…"
"NO."
"But -!"
"Sasuke-kun! Come on and join us!"
Haku giggled as Sakura called for her obsession. "Looks like Neji and Sasuke are taking life cozily there… Maybe even -."
"OH GOD!" "HAKU-CHAN!" "YOU PERV!" "GET A LIFE!"
"WHAT? I'm just suggesting -!"
Gaara sighed, took the bottle from Temari and took a deep drink. Everyone stared, as Gaara drank the liquid, eyes closed and neck thrown back. Slowly, very slowly Gaara collapsed on the ground, making Kiba and Naruto whistle.
"WHOO! PARTY ON!"
"GAARA, YOU ANIMAL!"
"Gaara… GAARA!" Temari shouted and slapped his brothers cheeks. "C-mon you idiot!" she ordered and Gaara whined. "Lem' be…"
"Hey, Kiba, look!" "I see!"
"Wh -?" Sakura asked, but the boys were running to the rocks. "Bastards!" "Sakura, save the language!" "I won't! And why doesn't Sasuke-kun hear me?" "Maybe he has someone making him busy…"
"HAKU-CHAN!" "GOOD GOD!" "Make him quiet…" "What? What do you mean?"
Haku giggled. "Sakura doesn't get it…" "And you shut up and sleep!" Shikamaru hissed and took another breath of smoke. "Good god, I don't want to be here…"
"You know… you're seriously weird", Neji told Sasuke, who opened another bottle. "Oh yeah? And ho's that?" Sasuke slurred a little and looked at Neji. Neji rolled his eyes. 'He's wasted.' "Well, I just meant that… even though you're popular you can act like a shithead and the next minute you just…" "What?" "…I don't know. Something in you seems to change or something like that…"
Sasuke took another drink. 'It's just in your company, that is…' he thought and sighed. 'Damn, I keep my cool around everyone else and then… This Hyuuga comes and wrecks my "bastard" image… Now, I'm just an idiot who fights with him!'
"Hey, you know what?"
Sasuke looked Neji curiously. "What?" "I think… well, shouldn't we try to practice the scene thing? There's lots of work in that and -." "Well, I don't have any, 'cause I can hit ANYONE."
Neji looked at Sasuke. The boy seemed to sway a little. Right… left… right… left… back…
And whoopsie, there he went,to the ground.
"Goddamit! I'm not this drunk!" Sasuke yelled and drank the bottle empty. "' 'm not 'runk ya here me!"
"You sound like it…"
Sasuke pointed at Neji. "Okay… I know 'hat ya mean… the 'issing scene, 'ight?" Sasuke slurred over. Neji blinked few times but nodded. "Yeah, that's what I mean…"
"Goodie! Okay Hyuuga! Come and 'et m'!"
Neji swallowed and sighed. "Man I hate this…" he mumbled and leaned closer to Sasuke. Sasuke closed his eyes. 'Hmm? What's this? I shouldn't be closing my eyes!'
As Nejis hands grabbed Sasuke by the shoulders, the Uchiha noticed something. Something really bad. 'Whatthe FUCKING FUCK -! I'm not leaning closer! I shouldn't be! Damn you friggin booze!' But then, Sasuke felt a warm and fuzzy feeling growing in his stomach and started to giggle in his mind.
Neji leaned closer… closer…
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Whatthe -!"
In that second, Sasuke was pushed to the ground and Neji stood up.
'AW GODDAMIT! UZUMAKI I WILL KILL YOU! YOU SUNUVA -!' Sasuke cursed in his mind. The boy got up from the sand and turned his killing eyes to the direction of the wonderful voice of Naruto. Well, the thought was interrupted when he saw Naruto and Kiba running. With a mob of something angry and white following them.
"THE GULLS! THE GULLS ARE COMING!"
"Holy sh -! OH SHIT IT SHITTED ON ME!"
"IN THE CAR!"
Sasuke growled. "The whole friggin WORLD is against me! COME HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A A… WORLD!" "Don't have time for this!" Neji told the Uchiha and dragged the boy in the car. Everybody else just ZOOMED in the vehicle, as Neji start the engine. "Everybody here?"
"YEAH!"
"And with everybody I mean EVERYBODY!"
"YEAHYEAH! JUST DRIVE THE DAMN CAR!" Sasuke shouted, as a kamikaze gull hit the window shield.
"EEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Sakura-chan!"
"Oh, shut up Haruno!"
"Don't tell Sakura-chan to shut up you..!"
Haku just giggled. And giggled. And giggled. AND giggled.
But, there's a certain someone, who would not laugh at this situation in anyway.
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"Thanks for picking me up Kanky…" Itachi mumbled, playing with the radio channels, eyes closing and opening again and again.
"No problem. I just decided that if I was taking Lee I could always pick you up from the buss stop. I mean, you wouldn't want to walk, would you?" Kankuro asked, driving Betty to the Uchiha house holds front yard.
"Yeah… I could've gotten a ride with Shisui… But after thinking I would have to get in the car with the football team and drive the whole Konohaton around… No thank you", Itachi said and rubbed his eyes. "Ooooh… what's the time? WHAT? 3 a.m? Oh crap… I'm so tired", Itachi whined.
"Well, for your luck, it's a weekend!" Kankuro cheered, as Itachi got out from the car. "You're right"; Itachi said and waved his hand to Kankuro. "Good night… morning… whatever", he muttered, took his bag and walked to front door. He could hear Kankuro swear because of his engine, which wasn't starting. Well, Itachi was a bit sad for Kankuro. But in the same time, he could feel the joy of having a good car with a good engine and -.
Itachi dropped his bag. "Wait…" he whispered and turned his head.
Kankuro wooted as the engine started to purr. "HELL YEAH! Good girl Betty, good gir -!" On that exact moment, Itachi stuck his head in from the open car window and yelled:
"DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?"
Kankuro blinked. He looked behind Itachi. The garage door was open. Wide open. And no car. Kankuro blinked again and took a glance at Itachi. "Where's your car dude?" "No dude, I asked you WHERE'S MY CAR DUDE!" Itachi shouted and looked around nervously.
"Dude… since when did you start to say 'dude'?"
"I DUNNO DUDE! IT COMES WHEN I'M NERVOUS!" he panicked and scratched his face. "Oh my God oh my God oh my God… Where's my car? WHERE!"
Kankuro blinked, then remembering something. He looked at Itachi. "Itachi… I have a word in my mind." "KANKURO! I don't have time to play!" "It starts with a 'S'." "I don't know! How about 'STEAL' like my CAR?" "No… it ends with 'ke'." "THAT'S NOT A WOR -!"
Itachi cut his sentence. The street went dead silent. Itachis eyes turned to a very dangerous stare and if Kankuro wouldn't know better, he could have SWORN there was a crimson red color in Itachis eyes.
"That… little…" Itachi hissed and cracked his knuckles. "Now… it's personal."
"Itachi… I don't like that look…"
"Well, it's safer you don't… Because this look…" Itachi said and glared at Kankuro. "It's the 'massacre' look of mine…"
Kankuro gulped.
'Sasuke is so dead.'
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Sasuke felt a shiver going through his spine, as they drove the car in front of the Uchiha residence. "Oh my god oh my god… Look at all this shit!" "You said it dude."
The thing that seemed like to be Uchiha Itachis car, was covered in white bird shit. Nice, isn't it? "Oh my God oh my god… He's going to kill me…" Sasuke whimpered held his head.
"Sasuke-kun, I'm sure Itachi-san will understand, right?" "Woman, you are just talking crazy now. Sasuke is dead", Kiba said, getting another slap from Sakura. "Shut up, dogbreath! I was trying to make him feel better you bonehead!"
Neji got out from the car and took a good look at it. "Well… at least it's not all crushed or anything, right?" "Shut up Hyuuga! I'm having a miserable day already!" "I was just trying to say something nice…" "HA! Like you would!"
Shikamaru got out from the car, pulling something with him. "Okay Mr. Giggles… Here we go…"
"Nooo! I don't want to leave! The bench is so soft and comfy!" "Jesus Christ…"
Neji sighed and rolled his eyes. "Can you walk to the front door Sasuke?" he asked. "Of course I ca -!"
¤THUD¤
"…n't. Now pick me up you fucker."
"You're hopeless…" Neji muttered and picked Sasuke up, giving him some leaning space on his shoulder. Sasuke cursed, as his cheeks got red again. 'Goddamit… why is this happening to me! I hate him! HATEHATEHATE! I don't have a… CRUSH or anything like that!'
Neji looked as Sasuke, as the freshman was gritting his teeth rather loudly. '…wacko', Neji though and was about to ring the doorbell. Well, right that time, Itachi stormed the door open. And in WHAT clothes!
Sasuke and Neji blinked, looking at a very angry and rather sleepy Itachi, with a hair net, bunny slippers and a bathrobe.
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SASUKE?" Itachi roared and took Sasuke from Nejis hold and shook his little brother. "AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR DAMMIT! WHERE IS IT? WHERE!"
Sasuke whimpered and hide himself behind Neji. "Don't kill me!" he pleaded. "Oh… I'm thinking it very much right now…" Itachi growled.
Neji looked at the older Uchiha brother. "One question Uchiha… Why the " teenagers angry mother" look?" he asked slowly, raising his eyebrow.
"Dunno. Kanky has some weird ideas", Itachi answered.
"THEY'RE NOT WEIRD! ARTISTIC, MAN!"
Itachi rolled his eyes and shot a deadly glare at Sasuke. "Where IS the CAR?"
Sasuke shuddered and pointed a shaky hand at Itachis car. Itachi stared. And stared.
There was a complete silence (minus the whimpering that came from Sasuke) when Kankuro came to the yard. "Shit." "That's right."
Itachi took a deep breath and put a his hands on his face. "Now… I want to know… Who the HELL… invented… this stupid… idea…" he said with a very low tone, his bloodshot eyes carrying a murder intent.
"IT WAS NEJI! HE DROVE THE CAR! IT WAS HIM, HIM!" Sasuke said and the Hyuuga whirled around. "Excuse ME, I didn't WANT to drive, you MADE me drive!" "Oh c-mon, Itachi, how could I make him drive?" "You threatened with Ha -!"
"SILENCE!" Itachi said dramatically, making the two hush. "Sasuke… why are you lying to me like there's no tomorrow? Neji's a smartass so he wouldn't even think about stealing my car." "I can agree on that…" "And besides… He's the only on not so DRUNK."
"Dang it, how did ya notice!" Sasuke cursed.
"Sasuke… since WHEN has my little brother been carried by this particular Hyuuga here, OR yelling very high-pitched yells?"
"…damn", Sasuke hissed, then almost landing on his ass on the grass.
Itachi tapped his chin and looked at the car. "Okay. My fellow DRUNKERS, you're going to be right here at 12 a.m. tomorrow!"
"WHAT?" Temari and Sakura shouted.
"Oh yes. I don't know which one of you is the reason for this shit…" Everyone shot an ugly glare at Naruto and Kiba. "…so, I'm punishing all of you. YES, you too Neji for driving." "Yay. Time to boogie."
Haku coughed and looked at Itachi. "Itachi… I know this is stupid to ask but…" he mumbled and put on his most puppy eyed face. "Could you drive me home?"
Itachi stared at Haku coldly. "Ha, ha, ha. That was very funny Haku, how did you figure out that? I'm dying to laughter. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."
"…that's a no?"
"YES! IT IS A NO!" Itachi said to Naruto, who was acting every so blondie. "No go home you! Kankuro, take them!"
"Okay everybody! SQUEEZE IN!"
"GOD NO!"
As the other left, Neji was standing on the Uchiha residences yard. Itachi looked at his car, while grabbing Sasukes shoulder very violently. "My car… is in shit…"
Neji shuddered his shoulders. "It happens."
"What? Shit?" Itachi said and Neji nodded. "Yeah, you know… 'Shit happens' right?"
The Uchihas stared at Neji. "…I'm heading to sleep now. Ciao", Neji mumbled and left to the Hyuuga Estate.
"And as for you…" Itachi growled to Sasuke, who swallowed a lump from his throat. "We're going to discuss… with a GOOD movie…" Itachi said and dragged Sasuke inside the house.
That was the end of Sasukes crazy ideas… at least until the next drunken episode.
Bite: So… that's that.
Sasuke: ¤growl¤
Bite: ¤lol¤ Oh c-mon SasUKE, it's not tha bad! He didn't kill you, right? ;)
Sasuke: Why didn't Neji crash the car?
Neji: 'Cause then, you would HAVE been killed. XP
Sasuke: Shut up you…
Bite: Well, well… Next thing we know is Sunday morning, rain is fallingand some cleaning to do! After that, we're going to have THE DRAMA SCENE! ¤woots¤
Itachi/Haku: YAY! ¤clapclap¤
Neji: I'll kill somebody…
Sasuke: Itachi's mine, so buzz off. ¤grr¤
Bite: OH MY FRIGGIN GOD! I'VE GOT A HUNDRED REVIEWS BROKEN! I NEED TO DRAW YOU GUYS SOMETHIN'! ANY SUGGESTIONS? O.O
Muses: REVIEW AND TELL YOUR OPINION!