Bite: What's this thing called again… hmm… ¤scratches head¤

Neji: An UPDATE, dear.

Bite: Ach, you're right again, sweet Neeyaa-chan!

Sasuke: Neeyaa?

Neji: Curse the Chinese people that translated those DVD's…

ItachI: Whatever.

Haku: They made me Shiro/Honshu!

Bite: Stop whining you guys. Okay dear readers, let's get to the point!

/review corner/

freakenout: Yeah, shit happen, I know. Urgh, I should've drawn, but then there were the tests and I forgot… sorry ya all…

lonegear: Ah, Itachi wouldn't like that. Did I update too late? Please don't let him sing!

astarigituloh: Good thing youÆre still a fanà

Udyjay: Oh man, the last chapter was just randomness all over the walls. Every one of those scenes you said… they just poped up. I'm a freak. I seriously am. The last one was so freaked out that I thought "will they even get that?" for a moment, but decided that my readers are too smart to not understand. :P

Lala to the power of 2: As I said at the last one, it was plain randomness… x) Glad you liked it. Yeap, and I'm working on that paragraph now, thankies Lala! ;D

Kirin Kage the Shadow Girl: Well, I actually started to draw something in that direction, but then I came to realize that "I can't do tha fking backgroun ya fker!" and something like that… and it was at total mess, tha picture… -.-' And well… the angry mother Itachi… Aah, I can't even remember WHERE THE HECK did it came from!

Jennifer Darklight: Yes, I wondered the same, so I made a compromise… Sasuke was scared, Neji didn't know what to do and I was the one to fall on her ass. :D I KNEW my readers would be smart enough to get it… And I'll bet that your sisters a bit crazy when she's drunk… ;) Screw the toenails, and you'll get the right anwser… xD

xanimefreakx: I hope this is long… (Neji: Is not.) Shut up.

freya kurenai: Hmm… I just WONDER what that good movie was… o.O

Kumori-hime: Hell yeah! Forgiving rules! x) Hmm… I know. That beach scene is so fucked up, but I was in a need to do SOMETHING that will get Sasuke screwed up! And, well… I didn't have anything else… ¤gives up¤ Man I'm so screwed up… I should practically draw EVERYTHING nowadays…

/end review corner/

Bite: …and then I wonder why don't I get reviews…

Neji: You get them all like THAT!

Sasuke: Scary, I tell you.

Bite: Yeahyeah. Okay, sorry that I don't have picture because of the 100 reviews broke through, but the picture I made went all crappy, and I'm going to do a better one and give THAT to you… (IF I get it right in this millenium)

Haku: Inkpen could be a major help, you know?

Bite: Shut up. Summary from this chapter is simple: Car washing, and some random babbling. And it took me THREE WEEKS OR MORE TO WRITE THIS CRAP OF 6 PAGES?

Itachi: I guess we're hitting writers block, people.

Neji: I guess we are…

Bite: ¤hits her head on the keyboard¤ GOD - DAMMTI!

Sasuke: Well, if we get Bite-chan hyped up a little, the next chapter wont take so long and it will come earlier. Also, in this story, there is going to come some major time jump, because Bite wants us to join Christmas Holidays.

Bite: The joy, the rapture. The stupid Americans to claim Santa lives in North Pole! NORTH POLE MY ASS! He lives in Finland, Lapland YA HEAR ME? LAPLAND!

Muses: YES, we hear you.

Bite: I hate you too… ¤growl¤

Muses: Get on with the text stupid!

"I HATE my brother."

What a positive start.

Naruto looked up at Sasuke, who was throwing random things out from the car, a furious look on his face. "Yo, Sasuke, finding anything that looks like a watch? Because I missed my watch yesterday and -."

"Naruto, you dumb ass! It was THAT what you threw to the gulls, remember!" Kiba said, as he looked through the stuff Sasuke was randomly throwing out from the car. "Aw, MAN that car is over some nasty bird shit!"

Sasuke glared at Kiba over his shoulder. "May I remind you, dogbreath, it's your fault that it's like that!"

"Hey, Naruto was with me!"

"I know, but I'm already sick of the dobe so…"

"WHAT! Sasuke you bastard, stop -!"

They heard a loud "clang" as something hard and heavy hit Narutos head. "STOP YELLING AT SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!" Sakura raged, jumping on Naruto (not in a good way…) and giving him some slaps.

Sasuke blinked. God knows for what reason, but he was kinda scared of the girl. Ugh, Sasuke would NEVER drink again! His head was aching like it had been hit by a hot iron, several times in a row. And what a coincidence, the sun was shining, it seemed like it was giving some mocking summer feeling on the air. Well, Sasuke turned back to the car and -.

¤GONG¤

"OW SHIT!"

"OW FUCK DAMMIT, THAT HURT!"

Shikamaru sighed and shook his head. There they were again. Heads first, Neji and Sasuke, heads first.

"DON'T YOU HAVE EYES!"

"ME? YOU'RE THE ONE MISSING EYES HERE, BLINDMAN!"

"SAY THAT AGAIN FUCKER AND I -!"

"WANT TO MATCH WITH ME, SERIOUSLY?"

"YOU BET, I'LL KICK YOUR SORRY LILY ASS!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

"I SAID -!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

The boys were now having a serious fight. Shikamaru blinked, as Neji took Sasuke to a neck hold and Sasuke pulled Nejis hair. 'That's like... girly…'

"Hey! HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Itachi yelled and stomped to the boys, pulling them apart. "What's wrong with you! C-mon, why don't you relax for a second and -! HEY! STOP SLAPPING EACH OTHER!"

"He started it!""Nu-uh, it was Neji, he hit me!" "You collided with my forehead first you idi -!"

"For God's sake…" Itachi mumbled, taking a harder grab on the boys necks.

"OWOWOOOOW! HE'S HURTING ME, OW!"

"HA, THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT ON BAST -! OW! ITACHI, THAT'S NOT COOL, OW! I'LL CALL THE SOCIALSECURITY!"

Meanwhile, Hiashi just watched the scenery from the window and sighed. "Well… at least he's getting social…"

"OKAY!" Itachi smiled, as the boys sat on the ground, whining about him braking their necks. "No, why don't you just hug and make up!"

"…or out…"

"GOOD GOD HAKU!" Temari yelled and punched the boy on the arm. "You total perv!"

Itachi sighed and rubbed his forehead. "I'll be inside. Now get busy what's in your hands people! I want my car to be clean at clock 14, SHARP!"

"I hate you brother… I do…"

"Of course my little idiot", Itachi chirped, ruffling Sasukes hair. "Now get to work and get that shit out of my car, love", he ordered and got inside the house.

"Grr…"

"Sasukes crumbling…" Naruto said.

"Yeah… totally weird…" Haku mumbled.

"Oh c-mon! You heard what Itachi said! GAARA! Get to work already! We need that sucker!" Temari shouted to Gaara, who was plugging a vacuum cleaner. "In a minute…" he mumbled, holding his head. If Sasuke was thinking of headache, he didn't know anything about it. Gaara had a head, but ready to explode.

Sasuke looked as Temari started to vacuum the car, but he wasn't quite concentrated on what he looked. 'What an idiot am I? I may have been drunk, but was I seriously THAT drunk! I almost kissed Hyuuga! What WAS that anyway? I wasn't supposed to LEAN CLOSER! God damn it, what's wrong with me?' he whined and glared at Neji, who was talking to Haku. 'What's so great about him anyway? He would definitely not be my type if I was gay, which I'm not, thank-you-very-much!' Sasuke thought and glared at Neji. 'For example: I HATE that hair! It's long and girly, and he looks like a girl!'

But it's like silk, isn't it?

'SHUT UP! It's NOT!'

C-mon, ever tried? It's so pretty…

'…maybe… it's not that horrible…'

See?

'I still don't like HIM! Even if his hair is pretty and all, he has eyes of a weirdo!'

Pretty eyes… they're so deep and the silverywhite color just fits on his face…

'…does not.'

Does too!

'They do not!'

I've seen how you stare at him! You like him, don't you?

'What the -? I do NOT! He's a rotten bastard, I HATE him!'

You goggle at him all the time! The hair, the eyes… the awesome looking body…

Sasuke felt his cheeks getting read. He shook his head. 'WHY DOES MY MIND HAVE A GAY INSIDE IT?'

You created me, moron.

'WHO'S A MORON?'

You can not hide it for much longer… even if you don't like him THAT way, I know you like him! As I AM your -!

'I'M NOT SOME PSYCHO, SO GET OUT FROM MY HEAD!'

Tsk, what manners!

Sasuke felt sick. 'I'll never EVER drink again!'

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAATERWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

Sasuke came back to the surface of earth, and witnessed how Naruto threw a sponge on Kibas face. "SUCKER!" "You… YOU'RE DEAD!" Kiba roared and threw the sponge back. Naruto dodged and the sponge hit Gaara in the middle of his head. Kiba whimpered, as Gaara took a bucket full of water in his hands.

"INUZUKA, COME BACK AND I WON'T KILL YOU SO SLOWLY!"

"NO!"

Sasuke sneered. How childish, he wouldn't go in to something like that, it was just so stup -.

¤SPLOSH¤

Sasuke felt his eye twitch. He had gotten a sponge on his ass.

Naruto laid on the ground and hold his stomach, laughing his head off. "HAHAAHAA! YOU WET YOUR PANTS!" Naruto shouted and started to hit the ground. "Oh my God! Oh God, that was so much fun, oh God! I can't stop laughing, I CAN'T! AHAHAHAHAAhaha… ha?" Naruto saw a murder intent in Sasukes eyes, as the boy took the sponge in his hand.

"Uzumakiii…"

"H-ha-haa… You looked seriously funny, you know… you know? Hey dude, it was just a joke!"

Sasuke threw the sponge with force and the object hit Naruto straight to the face. "TAKE THAT, BLONDIE!"

Naruto took another sponge. "You… BASTARD! YOU WET ME!" he yelled and threw the sponge at the Uchiha, who got it on his cheek.

"Okay… THAT'S IT!" Sasuke yelled, took a water bucket and threw the water towards Naruto. Naruto screamed and ran away from the fire -er… water range. And my, my. Someone happened to be behind him…

¤SPLASH¤

Sasuke froze. So did Naruto.

Neji turned slowly, wet like a drowned dog and his hair on his face. Neji slowly removed the hair out from his face and looked at Sasuke. "Yooooooouuu…"

Sasuke tried to open his mouth, but he got sprinkled by the water hose. Sasukes hair sort of turned into a mess, as his clothes got all wet. Neji grinned. "Who's wet now?"

Naruto burst into laughter. "OH MY GOD! SASUKE, YOU LOOK TOTALLY AWESOME! AND NEJI, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST HAD A -!"

Naruto couldn't finish, because Neji sprinkled him too. "In your face, idiot."

"How do you like THIS!" Sasuke yelled and jumped on Neji, hitting the soap full sponge on the boys head. "OW! You… you're a DEAD twerp now!" Neji said and wrestled Sasuke on the ground, squeezing soap in the boys mouth from the sponge. "How do ya like me now?"

Haku started to giggle. "Oh my God, you look so cute when you're wet Neji! You too Sasuke! And together you just -! Oh my God, you're making me horny…"

"GOOD GOD HAKU!" Sasuke and Neji both shouted, Neji throwing the sponge. Haku dodged the sponge, but it hit a certain target.

Neji and Sasuke felt their insides strangling.

Temari looked at the sponge, which had hit his new, gorgeous t-shirt. Temari looked up with a dead glare. "So… you like to get wet, hu?" she asked with a dangerous tone. Kiba and Gaara ran just in a right time towards them, and Temari snatched the water bucket from Gaara. "THEN GET WET!" Temari roared and threw the water on them both Neji and Sasuke.

"Thank you Temari! HAHAA! You losers, I'm not wet at all!" Kiba snorted, as Gaara took the water hose. "I'll fix that right now…"

And so, Kiba got his water, but so did poor Haku. "GAARA! YOU SPRINKLED ME! You badly raised BRAT! You -! STOP SPRINKLING ME!" Haku whined. "My hair takes FOREVER to dry!"

"AHAHHAA! You guys are all wet!" Naruto said, getting a lump of Nejis wet hair on his face. "Sorry, did I WET you?" Neji asked, squeezing his shirt from water.

"You… YOU DID!" Naruto yelled, hurt from the bottom of his heart.

"WACTH YOUR HEADS!" Kiba announced, throwing a water bucket towards Gaara, who slid behind Sasuke in time.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sakura looked at his clothes and started to shake from anger. "Inuzuka… you… you…"

"Whoopsie daisy", Kiba yelped, as Sakura charged. "SHANNARO!" the girl howled, hitting Kiba with sponges, several times.

Temari looked around her, as there was a total war going on. Sasuke was sprinkling Neji and Naruto, as they were hitting the boy with sponges. Sakura had a good time slapping Kiba, as Haku had gotten some sponges himself and was attacking in on Gaara.

"Well, I guess I'm the only one -."

¤SPLASH¤

"Not anymore, sister", Shikamaru said and got a sponge on his face. "You jerk!" Temari growled.

Itachi came out from the house and scratched his head. "Now… how and when did THIS happen?" he mumbled and got down the stairs. "HEY! What about my car!" he yelled and got a sponge to an answer.

"That's what I think of your car!" Neji laughed. Naruto and Sasuke had started a wrestling contest with sponges.

Itachi glared at Neji. "That was not wise…" he growled and charged. "BANZAI!" Itachi shouted and tackled Neji to the ground, and took a sponge from the ground. "My little boy seems to be in a need for washing!" he chirped and stuffed the sponge on Nejis face.

"Mhmmp!" Neji objected and took the sponge of from his face. "You jerk, I'll teach you how to wash!"

"You want some? Come and get some!" Itachi grinned, getting the sponge on his cheek. "I'll show you some…" Neji mumbled.

Sasuke stared at the scene. 'Now what's THAT?"

"DATTEBAYO!" Naruto cried out as he sprinkled Sasuke.

"WHY YOU -!"

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After a wet hour, the car stood on the yard, looking clean and shiny. Itachi nodded. "Yes… yes… I like the result indeed. Okay, you're free to go!"

"Good God…" "Thank you…" "I'm all wet!" "I will have a cold, I'm sure of it!"

Well, everyone took a hike sooner or later and Neji thought of going home too.

"Hey, Neji, wait", Itachi said and grabbed the boy by the shoulder. "I can't let you go to your house all wet like that", he said, dragging the boy inside the house.

"But… you had the others leave like that too…" Neji remarked, as the boys got up the stairs. "They have a long journey home, they'll dry. And besides, mom has always told me to take good care of my neighbors!" Itachi smiled slyly.

"Oh, THAT'S the deal?" Neji asked and sneered.

Itachi knocked a certain door. "SASUKEEE! Gimme some of your clothes!"

"WHAT?" Sasuke yelled, as he opened the door. "My CLOTHES? WHY THE HELL -?" he shouted, but stopped as he saw Neji. "Oh…" he mumbled and sneered. "Fine! FINE! Let the Hyuuga have my clothes Itachi! Be WELCOME, and give my clothes to a stranger!" Sasuke announced dramatically.

"Thank you brother dear!" Itachi said and jumped in the room, pulling Neji in with him. Sasuke blinked and frowned. "Wait a MINUTE! Didn't you hear the SARCASM, big jerk?"

Itachi looked up from Sasukes closet. "…no?"

"You don't know how much I hate you…"

"Oh, but I do", Itachi said, and pulled a pair of jeans and a blue t-shirt from the closet. "This will do, right?"

"NO! That's my gym shirt!" Sasuke said, grabbed something and threw a black object at the Hyuuga. "That's it! Get out!"

Neji looked the jeans from the mirror and raised an eyebrow. "Itachi… these jeans are 2 inches too SHORT", he said. Itachi nodded, as he looked the jeans. "You are right… they seem TOO SHORT."

"ARE YOU PULLING JOKES ON ME?"

"Noooooo…" Neji and Itachi chorused, grinning evilly.

"THAT'S IT! Take the shirt and leave my room Hyuuga! GO!" Sasuke shouted, pushing Neji out from the door.

Itachi shook his head. "Some hospitality, huh? Who raised you?" he said, but got a loud bang of a doorfor ananswer. Itachi sighed and gave a given up smile to Neji. "Can you communicate with him?"

Neji sneered. "How could I pull a trick like that? He has no sense of humor", he said and rolled his eyes.

"Well, you're right on that!" Itachi chuckled and nodded to the hall. "C-mon. I'll get you some jeans."

The boys got into Itachis room, where the junior started to dig his closet. "I KNOW I have something in here! Wait!" Itachi said, throwing some sweatshirts out. "Good gracious! How did this sucker get in to this condition? I can't even find my sock bask -! Wait, there it is…" he mumbled, digging a pile full of clothes. "A-HA!"

"What did you find?" Neji asked, looking over the book shelve. "A dead rat?"

Itachi looked at Neji with a crazy glimmer in his eye. "BETTER", he said and threw a clothe to Neji. "THE TOO SMALL PILE!"

Neji blinked. "The… what?"

"Too small pile", Itachi said, as if it was obvious. "What do you mean? You don't have one? Man, what have they lost in you!" he laughed.

"Wait… what?" Neji asked again, looking at the jeans Itachi had thrown.

"Our mom ordered us to do a pile for too small clothes. She now and then picks the clothes up by herself and walks straight to some flee market, or to some charity auction, or something like that. You get a feeling that you did something good, and get rid of old clothes in a sap!" Itachi explained and grinned. "Although, I'm doing a bit of my own charity work."

"What, you give Sasuke your old ones?" Neji asked, walking to Itachis bathroom.

"Heavens no! Sasuke would KILL me if I even considered that!" Itachi laughed, as Neji come out, the jeans on. "Oo, lovely."

Neji felt a blush coming, but swallowed it. "WHAT?"

"Nuthin', they just fit ya."

'In WHAT way? Am I… sure I want to know?' "Forget it…" Neji mumbled. 'My God. Did Uchiha Itachi just stare at my ass?'

'Sure he has a good ass…' Itachi thought, leaning a bit left to see better, doing a great landing to the floor by that.

¤THUD¤

"Oh my God! Itachi, are you okay?"

"Yeah, just -ow- fine… head… ow…" Itachi told, rubbing the back of his head. 'Itachi, you're a total idiot.'

"Are you sure? It seemed like you seriously landed on your head!" Neji said in shock, kneeling on the floor to Itachis level.

"I'm fine! I'm still alive, right?" Itachi pointed out, just looking at Neji in the 'like duh?' way, that Neji got way too much at home, thank-you-very-much.

"Sure? No BLEEDING? Neji asked in dangerous voice.

"No, and stop worrying. If it brakes, I'll grow a new one", Itachi said and got up from the floor.

"A new head? I would like to see you try", Neji snorted, and got up too.

"Well, if you want to, I could ask Sasuke to crack my neck on twirl it 360 degrees to the north!"

"…what's wrong with you Uchihas? Are you ALL freaks?"

"Hmm… I'm not sure…" Itachi pondered, then glared at Neji. "You still have your winning deal, Miss Wet T-shirt", he pointed.

"I'm not pulling this shirt on", Neji growled, folding the t-shirt open. "The twerp just loves to annoy the hell out of me, doesn't he?"

Yes, the t-shirt was black, but it had silverglittered letters on it, that announced "WILD GIRL".

Itachi burst to laughter and fell to the floor again. "Oh my God! I remember that! I honestly do! That's the -! That's the shirt Uzumaki made Sasuke wear, when he lost a bet to Naruto! Oh my God! Sasuke had NEVER been so angry!"

"Oh, great story. Now give me a new shirt", Neji said bluntly. Itachi dug his pile, but smiled a sorry smile. "Sorry Hyuuga, seems like Sasuke gave you a take-away-prize!"

"You're kidding, right?" Neji asked.

"Nope. Put the shirt on, Hyuuga."

Neji glared at Itachi. "MAKE ME."

Itachi grinned evilly. "Oh? You don't have to ask twice… I seriously want to see this."

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Sasuke blinked, as he heard struggling noises coming out from his brothers room.

"C-MON NEJI, IT WONT BITE!"

"SHUT UP! AND STOP IT! I WASN'T SERIOUS!"

"GET THAT SHIRT OFF!"

"NEVER!"

Sasuke decided that he would not speak to his brother ever again.

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Hopkins opened to door, as someone had knocked it. 'Wonder who it might be…' the butler thought with sarcasm, as Hyuuga Neji stomped in.

"Howdy ho Hoppy", Neji grumbled.

"Well howdy ho to you to, young master", Hopkins said, his face sour as always. The man stopped for a moment, grinned and looked at Neji. "And may I say, very nice shirt indeed. Fits to you perfectly."

"I am NOT going to leave you alone from my devilish ways of Hoppy jokes!" Neji announced, threw his fist in the air and continued: "I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!"

And then, the puberty ran upstairs, waving his hand to Lilly-Anne, who blinked at the shirt that said WILD GIRL.

Bite: The shirt just came. It's an old joke from one of my gangs stories. Sasuke had his revenge on you, Neji.

Neji: Sure he did… Using your brother like that, you wussy.

Sasuke: Shut up, you're the one who started it.

Haku: Aw c-mon, it was Bite's fault anyway, she and CryZa wanted to take your shirt to an upgrade!

Itachi: Haku… Don't mind, but I don't think "upgrade" is the word -.

Haku: Shut up.

Itachi: Okay.

Bite: Press the R-BUTTON!