Neji: Unreal.You're actually updating this with this crappy piece of shit.
Bite: Hello y'all! We're back!
Sasuke: This chapter sucks! And it's friggin short, what happened?
Bite: I wrote myself into a little corner… and forgot about it. And then had nothing clever to write. So it's short dammit!
Haku: No worries, everybody! Bite's trying to get the quality back to it's normal way!
Itachi: When's the ItaNeji part coming?
Bite: WAIT GODDAMIT! ¤goes to the reviews¤ And you are my MUSES…
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lonegear: Yup, I tried to update as soon as possible. ;) Wear te shirt? Naaah, I like the shirt… ¤wears the shirt¤
Udyjay: You said it sister! I agree with you:D
Jennifer Darknight: Well thank you thank you:D Who wouldn't want a friend like Haku? (Haku: Hell yeah!) I love him too, from the bottom of my heart. ;) Yeah, I really love SasUKE torturing more than aything in the world, and I've been planning many of more of that to come. Neji just gets everything Sasuke hasn't got. XD YET. Oh teh Drama Project? Well… read for your self… ;)
BlackMageRose13: Yeah, I love it too. ItaNeji fluffiness is soooo cute. X) And well, every NejiSasu fan will hate Itachi of stealing Neji from his littlebrother, so he HAS TO suffer somehow. XD
Snotty Chim-Chim: I love the shirt too. ;D
astargituloh: I knew you would be. :D I know the updating's soooooooo late, that I'm ashamed. T-T
Kumori-Hime: Well, I know. But GO!-button is harder to write than R-button. XD Hmm… there? Nope, have not read. :D But you gave me good ideas! That mystery gift is a really good one, I'll think about it! And the blushies… well… they're out of stock, soo… (Neji: She's too lazy to invent who should be next.) Well, and if I am..? -.-'
you-go-on-my-cookie: And you shall get more:D
silverdragon87: I'm trying my best… And I know hoe you feel… T-T
Rivalovery: Oh thank you very much. :D My older sister always tells me I'm good at this "sit-com sort of" style of making humor. I just write, then I just looke the text again and find out something interesting. ;) I didn't know either of Neji's and Itachi's KAKKOIINES:D
LETmeCry: NOOOOO! Don't die, I don't want to lose my fans! T-T
RoxieBunny: Glad to know that. :D
Orochimaru's Biznatch: First thing first; love your screen name. XD Second things second; Thank you. And I can say it too: Itachi IS a God of ALL Sex Gods:D
Bluetwlight: NejiSasu will come in this "I hate him, but something in me likes him" state for a LOOOOOOOOONG time, just not to get your hopes up. And the GaaSasu was being kicked out, since I didn't really like the idea, neither did I know how to put it work… T-T But what I did was: UPDATE! ¤maniaclaughter¤
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Bite: Gah, good to know that you still support me… ¤cries¤
Neji: Geesh, be a man.
Bite: BUT I'M NOT A GUY!
Sasuke: You're more of a man than Haku…
Haku: Thankies SasUKE dear:D
Sasuke: …
Itachi: So… about the chapter, you say?
Bite: Of COURSE! Anything to get this super-important-blah-blah-blah LONG! ¤maniaclaughter¤
Muses: …
Bite: So, everyone was wondering about the Dram Project, and how it ended? TATATARATAAAAAAH! Here it is, finally! And Saskey ain't diggin' it!
Sasuke: Hell no.
Neji: And I am?
Bite: Of course you ain't either diggin' it, Neeyaa!
Neji: …rot in pieces.
Bite: Why thank you… So, we'll see how it goes… and Gai gives the numbers. Then theres just nonsence…
Itachi: And THAT made this long? Man… ¤headshake¤
Bite: Shaddap… ¤whimper¤ Go away, stupid BLOCK! ¤hits her head on the wall¤
Haku: …there's blood… ew
"Shut UP! He DIDN'T!"
"Oh, but he did", Neji said, cheerful as always. (I love being sarcastic, don't I?)
Haku squealed from laughter, when he stared at the t-shirt Neji had shown him. "AHAHAA! That "twerp" you say, is a FRIGGIN GENIUS!" Haku said, as he collapsed to the floor holding his stomach. "Oh my God! I'm going to die!"
"Well, why won't -. Shut up already! It's NOT that funny!" Neji growled.
"Neji, admit it. It IS", Shikamaru said calmly, shaking his head. "Geez, and you let Itachi pull that shirt on you? Man you're a wussy…"
"Hey! He's head taller than me! And he's a friggin junior, may I add!" Neji defended himself, his cheeks turning a little pinkish. Neji never got red when he blushed. He just had more pigment when he did.
"The "junior" deal didn't stop you from almost strangling Tayuya", Shikamaru pointed out.
"She's a girl. And has a lousy sense of defense. Itachi has done martial arts since little", Neji explained, as he opened his locker.
"How… did you know that..?" Haku asked slowly.
"Idiot, I was in his room, and it's full of trophy's and scholarships", Neji said and slammed his locker shut. "And may I add that he has some brand new shit too! That computer was like from outer-space… damn that snob…" he grumbled.
Shikamaru looked at the ceiling. "Dude… you're a snob too…"
"I was justborn into a snob family…"
"So? What if Itachi too "was justborn into a snob family". You don't know, do you?" Shikamaru asked, while the three of them got up the stairs.
"Well… I guess you're right…" Neji mumbled. "But either way, I still hate him."
"Good gosh, I thought you hated just Sasuke! What's with this Uchiha hating anyway?" Haku asked.
Neji didn't honestly know how to answer that. But this morning, everything had gotten on Nejis nerves. Not only did he have to go to Ibiki's - that Natzi's - History class and maybe even answer the question "why isn't that hair any shorter from last week", and that's just IF he had God favoring for him today.
Oh and then of course there was the English test… without a warning, Kurenai just told them that they would have a test on Monday. She wanted to be sure that she wasn't teaching a lazy crowd of baboons or anything…
'She will be disappointed… not surprised, but disappointed…' Neji thought to himself, sighing heavily then. 'And but of course there's Biology… Gosh, good that Orochimaru seems to have forgotten the thing from last week… or was it the week before? Gah, I can't even remember! Don't want to, actually…' he mumbled in his mind.
But, there was even greater horror.
THE DRAMA CLASS.
THE FUCKING DRAMA CLASS.
'Get yourself ready, Mary dear…' Neji thought to himself, as he wandered to the class room.
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Uchiha "Mary" Sasuke was everything but ready. 'Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!' Sasuke cursed while he stomped to the chemistry lab. 'It's today, it's today!' he screamed in his mind and slammed his books on to his seat.
"Rather cranky, eh?" Shino asked. He was doing an illustration on his notebook cover.
Sasuke grunted something, that Shino thought sounded like "fuck it" but we don't have any proofs whatsoever that it really meant that.
Sasuke flipped around the chemistry books pages. 'I should be convincing today! Convincing! If I want to get as good as Itachi and Gaara got with their performance I will have to -!' Sasuke said to himself, but then stopped. He ruffled his hair and hissed. '…drug myself with 1000 pounds of soda and hit my head to a brick wall 600 times. FUCK IT! I'LL NEVER SURVIVE!'
"If my memory serves correctly…"
Sasuke glared at Shino. "YES, me and Hyuuga have a performance at drama. Believe me, I KNOW", he said, carving the table with his pen.
"…that's not healthy to the table", Shino pointed out, but got a nasty look again from Sasuke. 'Oh boy… not his day, is it?' he thought, but smiled to himself. '…wonder how it will be like..?'
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"NO! Don't you DARE to walk away from me!" Sasuke threatened, and grasped Nejis wrist. "I'm not finished here, you!"
"Oh? But I think I am. I don't need you babbling about my faults!"
Kankuro leaned closer to Itachi. "They're doing pretty good aren't they?" he whispered.
Itachi grinned back to Kankuro. "I MAY have helped them a bit… so did Haku, so don't even try", he said as Kankuro opened his mouth to protest. Kankuro just sighed and shook his head. "Hopeless… that's what you are…"
"You… I HATE YOU!" Sasuke yelled with a really scary look on his face.
"Well… I'm not PERFECT, am I?" Neji asked boredly.
"FAR FROM IT!"
"Oh my… bitch fight…" Haku mumbled to himself.
"It's not, stupid…" Tenten said back.
Kankuro looked at Itachi. "You said they would be good… not enough feeling, dude"
"Wait… oh, there it comes, look!" Itachi said and turned Kankuros face.
"You're ALWAYS like THAT! Where are your feelings John! WHERE!"
"I think they died because of your freezing cold atti -!"
¤SLAP!¤
A lot of drama classers flinched with that.
"I HATE YOU! WHY WON'T YOU DIE!" Sasuke shouted, and it looked like he wasn't kidding.
"Okay… that… that was surprising…" Kankuro mumbled, blinking his eyes. "They're going physical… Oh God, Neji's cheek's all red! Sasuke REALLY slapped him!" he said astonished.
"It gets better… wait…" Itachi grinned to himself, looking very amused.
"You HATE me? What was it then that we had just couple of days ago! You said you loved me!" Neji said angrily. 'Okay, the kissing part is coming soon… don't fret now Neji, not now.'
"Yeah right! As much as YOU did! YOU NEVER LOVED ME!" Sasuke answered with poison in his voice. 'OooooohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod… it's coming, it's coming!'
Neji grabbed Sasukes hand. "You don't… know… how much I loved you…" he said as if he was whispering. "You… don't know…"
'I WISH I knew…' Sasuke thought to himself and hold the major blush he was about to have, as Neji leaned closer. 'Oh God.. Oh God…' Sasuke whimpered. His feet were turning from solid to liquid, he could feel it.
Then, Neji pushed him away.
'FUCK DAMMIT', Sasuke cursed again, shaking his head a little.
"But… as YOU don't love me, then I shouldn't either", Neji said coldly.
"NO! JOHN WAIT!" Sasuke shouted. 'I… I…'
Neji just turned and walked away.
"WAIT! JOOOOOHN!" Sasuke almost screamed. The gaze Neji had had while saying the line… it felt so real… 'I… I really… do…' Sasuke fell to the floor to his knees. '…like… you…'
Sasuke startled when he heard clapping.
"BEAUTIFUL! ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!" Gai praised, tears flowing from his eyes. "IT WAS SO REAL!"
"My God Gai-sensei, Haku was already enough but now YOU?" Zabuza whined, getting Haku to hit him poorly with his fists, his eyes mimicing the Niagra Falls. "What did you say, you mean Zabi!"
Gai didn't actually hear that, but everyone else was laughing. Sasuke gave a laugh, as he got up from the floor. 'Yeah… real…' he thought, as he and Neji got off from the stage.
Neji shrugged. "You diva, that "collapsing" wasn't part of the script", he said and snorted. "You just want all the attention to you, don't you?"
"Oh shut it", Sasuke grumbled, blushing a bit. It was true that the collapsing in the end wasn't part of the script… but it wasn't actually planned either…
"Well, I must say that you guys are a group of VERY PROMISING actors and actresses!"
"…but there's only one actress…"
"Oh I'm so sorry Haku!"
"It's… just… fine…" Haku mumbled, his eye twitching.
"Especially Sasuke-kun and Neji-kun! I didn't except a lot from you guys, but you surely surprised me!" Gai said, scratching his neck then. "And I can imagine you were a bit shocked to get the "love" part, but I was excepting more girls!"
Tenten rolled his eyes and sighed. 'Tell ME about it…'
"But now to the numbers… Lee, Haku, you're show was really beautiful! A B+ to you!"
"THANK YOU GAI-SENSEI!" Lee cried.
"And Kankuro and Shino… very well, but could've been better. C+ ."
"Oh damn…" Kankuro mumbled, Itachi poking him. Shino just stayed quiet.
"Zabuza and Tenten, you get B. Very funny, but something was missing."
Tenten pouted. "You believe in miracles Gai-sensei?"
"OF COURSE!" Gai announced and pointed at Gaara and Itachi. "You guys… GET AN A!"
"WHAT!"
"Gai-sensei, you're always doing that! Itachi's NOT that good!" Kankuro whined playfully.
Neji sighed and shook his head. 'That's it… we're going to get a C, I can sense it…'
"For your information Kankuro, I'm not favoring anyone. But back to business. Neji, Sasuke, the pressure you had and that you didn't actually know each other very well…"
'It was pure crap, I know it was…' Sasuke snorted.
"…IT WAS AMAZING! A!"
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Haku said again to Neji, who was grinning madly. "A? A!" he repeated again and crossed his arms to his chest. "Good God! Not saying that it was bad… but still! He was almost drowning you to roses!" Haku praised and grinned to Neji. "So… you ARE getting along?"
Neji snorted. "Yeah right! Me and that Uchiha… not a chance", he said and kicked the bathroom door behind him. "Which reminds me… SASUKE! Hurry uuu-uup!"
"Alright alright!"
Sasuke stepped out from the bathroom, making Haku burst into laughter. Sasuke looked like he had swallowed a lemon. "Hyuuga… I will pay you…" he grumbled.
"Sure you will…" Neji smiled. "But watch out for molesters on the way back home sweetie."
Sasuke growled from anger and slammed the bathroom door shut. Then he stomped away. The Girls were staring with their mouths wide open and guys were either laughing or almost knocking to the floor. This was certainly something to be talked about for weeks!
Sasuke bumped into Naruto, who stopped in front of him. Naruto stared at Sasukea for a while, then grinning madly.
"So you DO like the shi -."
Sasuke pushed Naruto to the floor. "Shut the fuck up", he growled and stomped out from the school, almost knocking Shikamaru to the floor too. Shikamaru turned his head to Sasukes way, blinking a couple of times. He then shrugged to Naruto, Haku and Neji.
"Wild Girl?" Shikamaru asked.
"Oh yeah", Haku answered, making Naruto burst into laughter.
Shikamaru looked at Neji, raising his eyebrow. "Why do I get the feeling that YOU are behind this?"
"A little bet between us… Sasuke said that we could get a B from the scene… we got an A+. I win, he loses", Neji explained, grinning evilly the whole time.
Shikamaru sighed and looked at Haku. "And you let that happen?"
"Oh yeah", Haku repeated again, the corners of his mouth twitching.
"The Sasuke fans are going to slaughter you guys…"
"But at least Sakura-chan can't put the fault on me!" Naruto announced, laughing with himself again.
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Itachi stared.
Sasuke stared.
Silence.
"Sooo… the good old shirt came back, did it not?"
"SHUT UP!"
Itachi rolled his eyes, returning them to the TV set once again. "Whatever. But don't look like you got a B from your test or -."
"B is a good number, why would I -!"
"Because you ALWAYS throw a big fat panic-attack scene when you get a B!" Itachi answered, rolling his eyes again. 'If this goes on, they'll pop out of my goddamn head', he thought. "You COULD just take the shirt off you know?"
"I… can't", Sasuke growled from deep within his throat. "It was a bet! 'The whole day Uchiha, even go sleep with it!' he said and smirked that fucking "I-knew-better-than-you-hahahahaa!" -smile of his! I was about to kill him, I SWEAR!" he complained and crossed his arms. "If I ever catch him off-guard… he'll be dead."
"Yeah, right", Itachi said a little bit off.
Silence again.
"The shirt looked better on him anyway."
"…an you're my brother..?"
Bite: And there you have it! The worst chapter ever in these! ¤cries¤
Neji: Wussy…
Sasuke: Get it together, woman…
Haku: It wasn't THAT bad!
Itachi: I WANT MY ITANEJI BLINGBLINGS!
ItaNeji-fans: HELL YEAH!
Bite: …
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