Bite: So, the chapter number 18!
Neji: Haku, goddamn, you were quite right.
Haku: I KNOW!
Sasuke: ¤mumble¤ And you like the idea, Hyuuga?
Neji: NO, I'm just happy that you're suffering too!
Bite: You will suffer more…
Neji: WHAT?
Itachi: ¤cries¤ THE ITANEJI BLINGBLINGS!
Neji: STOP SAYING THAT, YOU SHEMAN!
Bite: Now to the reviews then… ¤sweatdrops¤ I decided to answer the longer ones only, because it seemed like a waste to say "thank you" to a four word review.
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Falseheart: Hilarious? O.O Well, it's sure a different way of reacting to it… :D Why thank you dear. Scary at Halloween? Well, I might say that… ¤evillaughter¤ I have planned something with my dear big sister… For your interesting question about the whole ItachiNejiSasuke triangle (no, we're certainly not having threesome), I'm not sure. This fic started as a NejiSasu, so I'm really trying to end it as a NejiSasu one. But I will surely have fun with the ItaNeji thing, as I'm really bonding to the Neji-uke I've created. ;)
Brezzie: ¤blushes¤ Ohmigosh, don't hug me..! ¤giggles and shakes you away¤ Yes, the motor cycle Sakura was really an idea my sister brought to me. I really wanted someone to have a bike, and my sister sugested Sakura, and I liked the idea! Though Itachi would be smoking HOT on a motor cycle! XD Haku getting drunk..? Oh boy, that sounds mortifying… Hmm, ItaNeji blingblings, no? Well, I'm considering some sort of them, but not in the way "let's have love now!", something… err… Well, you know.
you-go-on-my-cookie: Neji drunk? My, my, my, everybody wants someone to get drunk! Neji could have some… but I think he doesn't really like booze, so I'm not really sure… Oh, and Dancing Queen? Well, there is this soapopera in Finland… And this gay guy, Kalle, in it did that long long time ago… So I thought "whattheheckIcandothattoo!"
Det-chan Himitsu: Thankies dear, glad you liked it. And it's really nice to see that there are so many ItaNeji fans out there. It reminds me that I'm not some freak of nature. XD
freya kurenai: I hope you didn't miss it too much! Wow man, you have to hoste a whole party? I feel sorry for you… / I hope that it went swell!
Fuyutsuki Rikao: I think that I really should get Tayuya some part… but it takes some time to turn her into a good guy. But ah, well, maybe sometime. :D
sharingan216: And I love YOU for saying that! Yes, Neji is the seme, there's no questioning about it. And I know I'm going for the ItaNeji right now, but I know what I'm doing… somewhat. XD Something more like the waterwar? Aaaah, those things are hard to get into the story, but there will be something like that in the future, I think I will go for something like that sometime… Oh don't worry, I plan to get Sasuke understand his feelings soon… I hope something like that will happen when I get to the next chapter! Sasuke just needs to be pushed several times in a row… He's such a bonehead…
FireonIce: Oh man, everybody really does hope that Sasuke would make a move! Poor Sas, he's so shy… :D (Sas: WHO'S SHY?) Shut it. More drunken stupidity? Well, we will be hearing that from Sasuke at the party alright. I love to here plot suggestions, there's nothing wrong about them! ;D Although your suggestion maybe a little too soon for me. I just can't put Neji and Sasuke falling for eachother at this moment, Neji doesn't even really like Sasuke at the moment, I think. And Sasuke secretly likes him, but he isn't sure in what way…
lilianaxxsnow: A REALLY spicy kiss I tell you! Good that your friend had a good laugh, I really love to do something as stupid as the "pineapple loving fuckers" part. Sometimes I say stupid things like that and began to rant on and on about them… The swimming thing isn't a bad idea at all, maybe I could use it in the future! ;)
Nevolji: Gotta give you credit, that's some reading you had to do! O.O It's nice to hear that people like the Haku I have created in my own sick little mind… I really love him too. ;) And FINALLY! Someones really saying she's enjoying the OOC'ness I have done! BLESS YOU WOMAN! BLESS YOU! Oh, a bet? Sasuke in a… ¤bursts into a pile of laughter¤ THAT'S AWESOME! I really could use that, I'm not really sure yet… ¤wipes her tears of laughter¤ But woman, you can have your plushies! ¤drowns you into them¤
Tenshi-Battosai: Hmm? I really liked your idea of Neji's woredrope at Halloween, but I invented something that I really, really, really want to do! So sorry, but it was a good one. ;D And yes, we all feel sad for Sasuke. He never gets it.
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Bite: And that's that! Thankies all, for giving these great ideas, moste of them consentrating on Halloween. For that, I shall write about Halloween to your enjoyment. :D ARGH! I can't decide who should I give the Snickers bars!
Neji: Hurry up woman, you should be in bed.
Bite: ¤pfft¤ Fine… Well, here we go: for Sasuke woredrope suggestion, a Snickers goes to Nevolji! Honor her for reading all the 17 chapters in one day!
Sasuke: I shall kill her later…
Bite: We shall see how things turn out with Sasukes Halloween costume, it's still uncertain. The next Snickers goes to lilianaxxsnow, for giving me a great way of getting relationships moving! This is something I'll definately do!
Itachi: Will I be involved?
Bite: Most certainly yes.
Itachi: WRITE IT!
Bite: Don't push it… And the third Snickers will go to Brezzie, for her Drunken Haku ideas! I really loved the idea, we'll see what will happen!
Haku: Drunken stupidity… ¤gayish smile¤
Neji: And now will get to the main thing! ¤ahem¤ In this chapter, we will be doing a little trip to the Hyuuga Estate. Haku will meet Hoppy, who shocks us both.
Haku: Then I get scary, because I'm talking seriously! RUN TO THE HILLS! ¤Godzilla-movement¤
Itachi: Hanabi will be revealing something, and I, unfortunely, will not appear in this chapter… ¤snivel¤
Sasuke: But he sends me to the Hyuugas for a mission… and then terrible things will happen.
Bitenshi: Most assuredly YES. Now, read and enjoy!
Haku whistled. "Dude…" he said with respect. "This - house - is - friggin' - HUGE!" he yelled to the empty Hyuuga Estate. Or it SEEMED empty, as Hoppy pranced (read: walked calmly) to the scene, carrying his "just swallowed a lemon" -face. "My, oh my. Young master, you have a friend of yours in our house today?" the butler asked, playing to be very surprised.
Neji sighed. "Hoppy, this is Haku. Haku, this is Hoppy", he introduced sourly. Haku looked like a question mark. "…Hoppy?"
Hoppy coughed in a rather irritated way and gave Neji the "I'll kill you later" -look. "Young master here has some funny nicknames. Hopkins is my name, sir."
Haku laughed. "I see, but I have to tell you, I'm a -", he started, but then grew death silent. He stared at Hoppy in awe. "How… HOW IN HELL DID YOU KNOW I WAS A GUY?" Haku almost screamed in horror.
Neji blinked once and twice. "Yeah… that's what I'm wondering too…"
Hoppy looked the two with 3 "know it all" -smile. "Because… I know EVERYTHING…" he said. And after leaving the two teens quiet, he pranced (walked very calmly) away, and disappeared.
Haku got a shiver going up his spine. "Oh my God that was scary… why do I wanna go home now..?" he whimpered. Neji sneered. "Aw c-mon. Hoppy just loves to be a bad guy sometimes. C-mon, my rooms upstairs…" he told Haku and started climbing up the stairs.
Haku looked around himself for a while, then ran after Neji. "DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE HERE!"
Neji turned around and sighed. "Haku, are you really such a wussy..?" he asked slowly. "Shut up Neji!" Haku spat and looked around himself nervously. "But you know… in horror films there's always something wrong with big mansions like this! You know those films, right? There's always a little boy biking along the hallways, or a ghost going up the stairs, down the stairs… or a CURSED GAME AT THE ATTIC, and you can get trapped into it!" Haku squealed.
Neji looked at Haku for a while. "…Jumanji?"
Haku nodded his head seriously.
"…you think JUMANJI is a horror film? You SERIOUSLY THINK -. Good God Haku, that's just -!" Neji started, but burst into laughter. "Oh my God! That's something I've never heard! JUMANJI! A HORROR film!" he laughed.
Haku looked really pissed off. "Well excuse MEEE if I don't like a game that spits out monkeys that throw KNIVES at you!" he whined and glared at Neji. "And I could tell more about the horrors in a mansion like this… geeh, I've watched every horror film possible!"
Neji blinked, then narrowed his eyes. "How… is that… even possible? I mean no offense, but you're not really a horror film type…" he mumbled.
Haku sighed, leaning on the wall. "Not me… but Zabi sure is…"
"Oh. I see", Neji said emphatically. "But get your ass moving, I want to go to my room…"
"Oh goodie! What will we do when we get there?" Haku asked anxiously. Neji looked at Haku with an evil grin. "Play a little game… I found it from the attic…"
Haku got the shivers, then he made a face. "NEJI! YOU EVIL! THAT'S JUST EVIL!" Haku yelled, waving his hands in the air. Neji grinned. "I couldn't resist…" he giggled.
Yeah, you heard me!
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Haku stared in awe at the impressive sight of Nejis room when they got there. "It's… it's the size of my home…" Haku mumbled quietly. Neji just collapsed onto his bed. "Aaa… the softness of home…" he mumbled into his pillow and sighed. "With a day like this behind… it's pure heaven."
Haku just stared. "You're beds big enough for foursome", he uttered flatly.
Neji glared at him. "SHUT IT…" he growled.
"And it fits a whole piano here! WOW!" Hakusaid and looked around like a little child. "A TV, computer…stereos…" he listed and sighed a deep sigh. "You have a luxurious life, you know that?" Haku asked, as Neji snorted. "Like I asked for it. I'm just plain lucky… or unlucky…" he answered, rolling on his back. "A big bed isn't so much fun if it doesn't feel warm…"
Haku blinked. "Huh?"
Neji shrugged. "Don't really know… sometimes… I just get the chills in this place", he told and closed his eyes. "You know how they say… When you don't feel like home, you get cold…" Neji said quietly and looked at the ceiling. "It's funny… I've been here quite a while, haven't I?"
Haku smiled. "Yeah, you have. You know…" he began and stretched his arms. "It feels really strange, when we talk about last year in the lunch table… And I always forgot that you weren't there", Haku talked and grinned. "I guess you're like a piece of the big puzzle!"
Neji smiled a little. "Thanks… that feels great to hear…"
Haku jumped on the bed with a "wheee!" and landed on his stomach. "NE-CHAN! You're bed is HUGE!" he squealed and giggled. "I could like drown inside it! COOL!"
Neji rolled his eyes. "Yeah right…" he mumbled, then looked at Haku. "Hey, Haku?"
"Whatty what what?"
"When you said that my room is as big as you're home… Is that really true, because this isn't SO big…"
Haku stuck his tongue out. "Bleeh! I was serious!" he said and stretched his arms again. "I live with Zabi, and Zabi's place isn't so big, you know?"
Neji blinked. "You two… live together? I didn't know it was that serious…" he wondered.
Haku grinned. "We STARTED as roommates! I told my parents I was gay two years ago… and they kicked me out for good", he told, getting a serious face then. "Well… dad did… I lived at the streets for a while too… But then Zabuza found me and took me in… I remember that he said something…" Haku thought and smiled. "Yeah… he said something like 'I've lived at the streets too… and kid, let me say that you wouldn't live to see your high school years'. And like I would have a say in that matter! I thought the same too! I was just 14 and scaredout off my mind out there!" he laughed. "So, that's how I met Zabi. After I settled in there, I called mom. She was worried sick, but said that dad wouldn't let me come home… so, she sends me money to school and everything… I AM pretty rich too, you know?" Haku winked.
Neji whistled. "Wow… wouldn't have guessed from outside… you look so happy all the time…" he muttered. "What a story…"
"Yeah, I know. When I tell it, everybody's like "how did you get to Konoha High then?" and I always answer that my parents paid it…" Haku told and sighed. "Although dad pays bills and stuff like that with mum, he doesn't want to see me… He said it very clearly; 'No faggot will be staying under my roof, in any circumstances!' Geesh, my dad just rocks, doesn't he?" Haku asked from Neji, who just looked into nothingness. "Hello, Neji? Houston calling!"
Neji shook his head and mumbled something that sounded like "sorry". Then he stared at Haku. "Haku, why are you that close to my face?"
Haku grinned a perverted grin. "You want to know?"
"Good God, tell me some jokes that I don't kn -."
At that second, the door flew open. "NEJI! I'm home, dear cousin! Yoko got some disease so I had to come back!" Hanabi announced. Then, she went silent. The Hyuuga girl stared at the scene for a little while, then raising her eyebrow. "What..? The minute the house is empty, you drag a GIRL FRIEND here? Neji, way low."
Neji blinked. "Hanabi, where did you get the idiotic idea -. OH RIGHT! Haku, could you move from that position of yours?" he asked, getting Haku to mumble and roll back to his place in the bed.
Hanabi narrowed his eyes. "Wait… she's not a girl… she has no boobs…"
Haku stared at Hanabi, then he smiled at Neji. "Well she's a bright one!" he said joyfully. "And I guess he's gay…" Hanabi uttered sharply. "VERY bright indeed! I like her very much!" Haku yippeed. "Well, don't", Neji said flatly.
"And that leads us to the question…" Hanabi continued and looked at Haku and Neji in a suspecting way. "What the HELL are you two doing in the same bed?" Hanabi asked curiously, raising her eyebrow.
"Having steamy and hot HOMOSEXUAL SEX!" Neji answered, getting Haku to fall down from the bed. "WHAT!" Haku shouted. "Well, what else?" Neji asked and waved his hand to Hanabi. "Now buh-bye little sweet cousin! Let us alone so we can continue our sinful act of gayness!"
Hanabi sighed angrily. "You just love to make my life a living hell! I thought it was the smexy Uchiha up here but NO, it has to be this sheman!"
Haku looked at Neji. "Should I be offended?" he asked. "No, don't be", Neji said and stared at Hanabi. "And what's with the SMEXY Uchiha? I've never seen one here!" he wondered, then looking at Hanabi with an evil grin. "YOU! You little hormone filled girl! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THE TWERP, DON'T YOU!"
"And if I do?" Hanabi asked flatly.
"Boy, is she straight with it or what?" Haku laughed. "More straighter than you'll ever be Haku", Neji told the "sheman" and snorted. "You don't seem like being in love! Don't girls these days HIDE their interests from family?"
"Screw you numb nut! I have my own way with my crush!" Hanabi spat and rolled his eyes. "Like you would even know anything about this? For your information, that "twerp" is a one piece of sexy ASS! Yoko and Hana said he's smoking hot! AND HE IS!"
Neji shut his ears and began to sing. "LA-DI-DAH-DAAAAH! I can't hear these disgusting things you're saying!" he sang.
"SHUT UP! I'm going to get that hot piece of sexy High School meat, and YOU CAN NOT STOP ME!" Hanabi yelled and stomped away, closing the door behind her with a bang.
Haku and Neji were dead silent for a moment.
Then, Haku giggled a bit. Neji gave a laugh too. Soon, they were both laughing so hard that they had a hard time breathing. Haku giggled like a maniac. "Ohmigosh! I would've never EVER thought to hear that from your cousins mouth! I wouldn't have thought no-one else but me would say that!" he laughed and breathed in some air.
Neji gave a couple of laughs, before getting a holdof himself. "Yeah… I didn't have a clue that she had a crush on Sasuke! That's just… gross!" he said and wiped away tears of laughter. "And she's so not Sasukes type either! Hell, I've never seen Sasuke even looking at girls!" Neji said and sighed. "Oh man… after that angsty talk it sure felt good to laugh."
Haku giggled a bit. "It sure did!" he said happily.
For a moment, there was a silence. Then Hanabi re-entered the room, with a deathly glare on her face. "Neji. I can't decide."
Neji lifted his head in a bored way. "…what? Can't decide WHAT?"
Hanabi took two bottles of nail polish behind her back. "PINK or VIOLET?"
Neji went dead silent. His face turned from amazed into confused. "Why… are you… asking… ME that?" he slowly asked with a sweet voice. Hanabi shrugged her shoulders. "Well duh, as you ARE obviously in gay company, I thought you would -."
"BEING WITH HAKU DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!" Neji shouted.
"Neji, stop living in denial. There are many many MAAAANY ways to prove my point", Hanabi uttered, making Haku giggle. Nejis eye was twitching. Twitching bad. "And… those are..?" he said with a ready-to-explode-on-you-anytime-sister voice.
"Well… there's the hair…" Hanabi began, getting Nejis fumes rice. "It's METAL!" "Gosh Neji, that's so typical of you. You've had that hair since, what, age of SIX! You didn't even know what heavy metal was back then!"
Neji mumbled something which sounded 'but it's pretty…' but we do not hold any evidence that he really said so.
"Oh and then! THEN! When your with Sasuke, you get all angry when I interfere on what you're doing in ANY way!" Hanabi said more to Haku than Neji.
Haku gasped. "NEJI! I thought you hated his guts!" he said in an astonished voice. "I didn't realize…"
"Oh Hanabi, screw you", Neji said sweetly. "I only get really mad because… Well, how should I put this..?" he wondered and glared at Hanabi. "I can't STAND your presence in my room!"
"Oh lies, all lies… Sure, live in denial cousin dear!" Hanabi announced and sighed. "Because some day, you will end up marrying some pathetic woman and you two will have three kids… And then you say the magic words "honey, I'm gay", and she'll never let your children speak to you again…" she thought dreamily. "Well, what a nice image isn't it?"
Haku sniffed. "It's… so sad…" he cried and grabbed Neji by his shoulders. "No, that can't happen to you! NEJI! Come out of the closet before it's too late! I WILL FIND YOU SOME DECENT BOYFRIEND, EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!"
Neji rolled his eyes. 'Gee, I wish I had that kind of a luck…' he thought.
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And we surely do not know how, but the talk ended so that Hanabi and Haku started to paint Nejis nails. With pink, of course.
"You know Hanabi, Nejis skin tone is a little same like yours… But may I say you look more like a living person than Ne-chan", Haku said and Hanabi giggled. "Of course I do! What did you think?" she asked.
Neji sighed. "How did I end up like this… seriously…" he wondered.
"The right hand's ready!" Haku yippeed and smiled. "How do you like it?" Neji looked at the bright pink nails of his. "They're…"
"Fabulous?"
"…so pink..."
Hanabi rolled her eyes. "Well DUH!"
Then the doorbell rang.
"Oh, who might that be? Hanabi, could you get it? I'll finish the other hand", Haku said joyfully. Hanabi sighed. "Okay, I'll get it", she answered.
They heard Hanabis feet racing down the stairs, then quieting down… And then they heard them coming up again. And the doorbell was still ringing. Hanabi opened the door with a shocked face on her. "NEJI! OPEN THE DOOR DAMMIT!"
Neji moaned. "Why can't you do it..?" he mumbled and blew his nails. "They're still wet…"
"BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE SHIT!" Hanabi yelled and ran to her room. Neji rolled his eyes. "Got it done?" he asked from Haku, who nodded. "Yeah! It looks awesome! Just blow them a bit, they'll dry…"
Neji got up and got to the stairway. Haku followed him to the stairway and downstairs. Neji got to the door and looked out from the windows on the door.
Uchiha Sasukes gloomy figure lifted a handfor him, in a matter of greeting.
"You got to be kidding me…" Neji moaned and opened the door. He blew his fingers. "What now?" Neji stammered
Sasuke stared. Neji stared right back. "WHAT are you staring at now? Just say what you have to, okay? And WHY are you staring at my fing -", he whined, but then went silent.
Slowly, he looked at his pink fingers. Slowly, very slowly, Neji hid his hands behind his back. "Well?" he asked, raising his eyebrows.
Sasuke grinned evilly. "The color doesn't suit you", he told Neji.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S PERFECT!" Haku roared behind Nejis back.
Sasuke looked at Haku for a while, then nodded. "I see… now it DOES make sense…"
"WHAT makes sense?" Neji spat.
"Nuthin'…" Sasuke mumbled. Neji glared at him for a while, but sighed. "Whatever… What are you doing here anyway?" Neji asked annoyed. "It's not that we have any projects like John and Mary, do we?"
Sasuke shrugged his shoulders and rolled his eyes. "Well… NO, but Itachi got this fierce urge out of nowhere to make something sweet… but we have no sugar", he explained and showed a coffee cup to Neji. "Can I borrow some sugar?"
Neji blinked. "Okay… wait… WHAT?" he asked, getting Sasuke to grunt. "Oh c-mon Neji, it's not that hard…" the Uchiha grumbled and repeated: "CAN - I - BORROW - SOME - SUGAR?"
Neji scratched his head. 'These thing don't happen these days… do they?' he wondered and shrugged. "Well… I guess. I'll show you the kitchen", Neji said and let Sasuke in.
"Sugar! Oooooh, honey honey!" Haku sang brightly and jumped around. "It's a tour inside the Hyuuga house! Yay!"
'What's his problem..?' Sasuke thought annoyed. 'He just can't STOP being all happy-happy-joy-joy?'
Neji lead them first to the downstairs kitchen that he used. But there was no sugar there. Neji cursed. "Shit, out of sugar here…" he grumbled and closed the cupboard door.
"What a coincidence…" Sasuke mumbled sarcastically and clicked his tongue. "Well, I guess I'll go now and tell Itachi that we aren't getting any chocolate muffins…" he thought.
"CHOCOLATE?" Haku yelled. "NO! You just can't let CHOCOLATE muffins be! Neji, isn't there, like, a second kitchen or something?" he panicked.
"Well… yeah actually there is", Neji said, scratching his neck.
Haku and Sasuke were dead silent.
"A SECOND kitchen..?" they asked in union.
Neji nodded. "Yeah, there is… But I really don't know where it is…" he apologized. Hakus eyes glowed in a scary way. "Then… IT'S A CHALLENGE!" he shouted full of energy. "…challenge?" Sasuke asked. He was getting worried about Hakus state of mind.
"Excuse him twerp, Haku has just spent too much time with Lee…" Neji answered and wondered in the hallways. "Let me see… kitchen… kitchen… It must be behind some door, right?" he questioned. Neji looked around himself for a while, then noticing a door he had never opened before. 'It could be the kitchen… like hell, I have never been in the main kitchen, so…' Neji thought and twisted the door nub. The door opened and Neji looked inside it. 'It's too dark to see…'
"Hey, you found it?" Sasuke asked behind Neji.
"I'm not sure…" Neji mumbled, then looked at Sasuke with suspicion in his eyes. "…where's Haku, twerp?"
Sasuke sneered. "Your girlfriend found sugar frosted cereals. What do you think of that?" he asked mockingly, getting Neji to hiss something about the "girlfriend" joke. "Whatever…" the Hyuuga mumbled and grinned evilly to Saske. "You go first. It's dark, so…"
"You're afraid of the darkness?"
"Well, I don't really like them, but I wouldn't say that..."
"Haha, very funny, I'm dying from laughter", Sasuke spat sarcastically and shoved Neji in from the door, following him short after.
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"OW!"
"Okay, what just happened?"
"Hmm… it seems like I made a miscalculation. This isn't the main kitchen. This is a closet", Neji wondered smartly. "You ARE an idiot, aren't you?" Sasuke spat.
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"GUYS! GUYS, WERE DID YA GOOOOOOOOO?" Haku called from the hallway. The boy was running around wildly. Too much grrrrrrreat Frosties for him! "WHERE ARE YOU! THIS ISN'T FUN -!" Haku started to yell, when he collided with something. A door, actually. And oh yes, that door is the same door that Neji opened just a little while ago. Poor Haku… he crashed with it so bad that he fell on the floor his head first and the door closed with a loud bang and…
¤CLICK¤
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"Hey, who put the lights out?"
"There were no lights in the first place Einstein!"
"Well excuse me…"
"Wait… what was that sound?"
"What sound?"
Neji was quiet for a moment, and Sasuke used the time to listen for a bit. "It seems like Haku is cursing for the fact that he collided with the door while he was running in his sugar drunken state", he analyzed quickly, from the voice that came from the other side of the door.
"NO, I mean the sound before that!" Neji grumbled angrily. "Oh, that was a bang, when the door closed", Sasuke answered. "NO, the OTHER sound UCHIHA!" Neji spat at Sasuke.
Sasuke sighed and pondered for a moment.
Then, there was silence.
"…click."
"What?" Neji flatly asked from Sasukes statement. "It was a 'click'", Sasuke explained and went silent for a moment. "NO - FUCKING - WAY", the boy cursed from the bottom of his heart.
"WHAT, WHAT?" Neji shouted already.
"Hyuuga, what makes a 'click' when the door closes?" Sasuke asked from Neji, as if the older boy was a little stupid.
Well…
"When the door closes..?" Neji asked slowly. "That's too easy! A lock makes a click when the door is clo -."
SILENCE.
…DEADLY silence.
"GUYS! Are you in there? Um… I hate to brake this to you, but it seems like I can't get the door ope -."
"JESUS CHRIST AND THE HOLY MOTHER!"
"WHERE?" Haku squealed from the other side of the door.
"WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE?" Neji shouted at Sasukes face, who just calmly nodded. "Yes, it seems like it", the Uchiha told him with his monotonic voice.
And then there was silence again.
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Hanabi ran down the stairs in a miniskirt and a pink top. "Neji, did Sasuke leave alrea -?" Hanabi started, but Haku ran to her arms. "HANABI! TERRIBLE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED!" he shouted and pulled Hanabi to the closet door of doom.
"NEJI AND SASUKE GOT LOCKED IN THERE!" Haku squealed in panic. "AND I CAN'T GET THEM OUT! WE NEED A KEY!"
Hanabi was silent. Then the storm rose. "OH! Is that so? Well happy-go-lucky for you, NEJI! You are enjoying that, AREN'T YOU?"
"SHUT UP AND GET THE KEY, BITCH!"
"WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?"
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HANABI!"
Bite: So there you have it. They're most assuredly in the closet together. Will they come out, will they stay in there together? I do not know!
Neji/Sasuke: YES YOU DO!
Bite: Eh, shut it. If you want to, you can give me some ideas to the next chapter. It will be concentrating on getting the two out of the closet. Also, they will have some spare time with just two of them there, won't they? ;D
Itachi: ¤sob¤ Brother, you bitch.
Sasuke: ¤sweatdrop¤
Haku: ¤is excited about the upcoming chapter¤ I just can't WAIT! ¤blushes¤ Zabi Zabi Zabi…
Bite: Yes people, our own little Zabi-chan will have his fingers in this thing too. Wait for it with passion! And for the time being, you get these cute Hanabi plushies! ¤smiles¤
Crowd: …
Bite: …just review, you can change it to a Pringles Tube on your way out.
Crowd: YAY!