AN: not so mushy, a lot of but kikin' this is where i wanted the story 2 go, its the only thing thats at all like what i planned xD written for my matie pirate addict and anyother person that likes my story. if you lyk this ch and want me 2 continue REVIEW! DAMN IT, ok? good (thinking happy thoughts)

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Achilles woke up to endorus' voice. It was morning. He'd slept all afternoon and night and now he had to fight. Inara was still sleeping next to him, her breathing slow. He smiled and kissed her forehead before he got up and put on his under garments (the material under his armour) before quietly taking his armour outside trying not to disturb her. I'm going to come back to you. Achilles smiled before leaving.

Inara woke up to all the men getting prepared for the battle. They were shouting and cheering. Something in Inara's stomach was telling her something bad was going to happen but she just shrugged it off, telling herself it was just the baby moving, even though it was to small.

Inara slowly got up and changed into a light blue robe with small straps. It was one of her favourite, nice and flowy. She left her hair out as today it looked somewhat good.

Inara still felt a bit worried about Achilles and went to find a place where she could watch safely.

She walked through the row of tents. Almost all empty. She was suddenly pulled to the ground to see four men above her. One was the drunk man she met on the boat. Inara felt a slight bit scared, she wasn't in any place to fight let alone fight 4 men without a weapon. She pushed the two men standing in front of her and ran away. The four men ran after her following her up the sand dunes and between some cliffs. Inara followed the trail between the cliffs till she found an opening; she turned around to find three of the men standing behind her.

Out of breath she asked "where's fatty?"

The fat man came round the corner, he was smiling. Inara backed up a few paces, walking out from the cliffs. What she didn't know was that behind her was the battle field. She kept walking back thinking of what she'd do next till she heard both teams' battle cries. With her eyes wide open in disbelief she turned to find herself in the middle of the field. She then heard the worst words she could in that circumstance.

"CHARGE!" she heard Agamemnon yell.

"Oh shit!" she whispered as she watched both teams charge towards her. She went to run but then noticed the four men standing in between the cliff. What to do? What to do. She thought. Inara frantically looked at either side trying to find an escape route. But she was too late.

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Achilles and his myrmidons charged towards the opposing team when he heard some men shout.

"WHAT'S A WOMAN DOING ON THE BATTLE FIELD?" one man asked another.

"I DON'T KNOW BUT I HOPE SHE'S MY PRIZE!" the other smirked

Achilles noticed Inara frantically looking around. His heart sank. What the hell is she doing? Achilles became angry. He tried to jog in front of the men but found it difficult. They finally met the other team and he lost view of Inara. Achilles quickly made his way through all the men towards her.

Inara saw the men collide beside her so she ducked, crouching to the ground she picked up a sword the previous man lost, along with his life, and stood facing an enemy soldier. She tilted her head as he went to thrust his sword into her. She blocked it, kicked him so he fell back a few steps and swung her sword at his throat. The man fell. More approached as the saw their friend fall. Inara picked up his swords and flipped both of them in her hands. Three men came towards her. She blocked every swing, blocking with one sword and thrusting with the other. She was too fast for them. The Greeks behind her were amazed but tried to snap out of it and join her. Inara ran into the middle of the oncoming pack of soldiers. It took them a few seconds to notice that they just ran past a woman and when they did they turned back to get her. It was an insult to have a woman fight so they went to finish her. Inara was now surrounded by six men. It didn't faze her she was in some sort of a trance. All the men around her smiled at each other, exchanging glances before they proceeded. Inara was looking over her shoulder slightly as she took a stance. All the men laughed, it made Inara smirk. "Idiots", she whispered before she raised the swords and swung them over her head, leaning back to avoid hitting herself. All six men were on the floor dead. Inara kept moving up colliding swords with everyman until she ended his life.

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Achilles was making his way towards Inara, he didn't look at who he killed, he was too determined to find her. He could have killed Odysseus and he wouldn't have noticed. Achilles finally caught sight of Inara, and he was astonished. She was killing everyman in sight. Almost better than himself. He pushed his way towards Inara slicing anyone in his way. When he reached her, her eyes seemed to snap, like she had just woken up. She looked at Achilles with an expression of confusion. He went to grab her hand when a man from behind used the end of his sword to knock Inara out. She fell to the floor in what seemed to be slow motion, blood trickling down her forehead. Achilles grabbed the mans shoulder and thrusted his sword into the mans stomach. He fell to the ground, blood seeping. Achilles then heard the one word he longed to hear at that moment.

"RETREAT!" the opposing team fled.

Achilles picked up Inara in his arms and walked to his tent. Anger, annoyance and a hint of concern in his face. All they men parted to let Achilles through. They had seen what the woman had done and were extremely surprised but at the same time curious to see this wonderful woman. But unfortunately for them her hair was over her face.

Achilles entered the tent and placed Inara on the skins, grabbing the bowl of water and a cloth to clean her head. He started lightly dabbing at her head removing the blood. He inspected her gash, thanking the gods it was shallow. He kissed her forehead and whispered. "What have you done?" Achilles heard the flaps moved and he turned around. It was Odysseus. Achilles walked out, turning towards the king.

"I'm not leaving her".

"You must, if only not to arouse suspicion, don't worry we can get Patroclus to look after her". Achilles nodded and proceeded to Patroclus' tent.

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Achilles made his way into the throne room (tent) he was angry again with the interruptions .he has really bad timing. He thought as he saw the king of kings sitting in his throne smiling. Achilles cocked an eyebrow.

"What have you done now?" Achilles asked. All the kings looked at him. agamemnon stood.

"Not me Achilles, you", his smile became wider. Achilles looked at him suspiciously.

Next came in two men dragging in a struggling Inara. She was awake and not happy about it. The two men that were 'escorting' her both had bruises and black eyes. If Achilles wasn't so mortified and angry he would have smirked proudly. The men had Inara's wrists tied together in front of her, a long peace of rope in front to pull her along with. Like a dog. The soldiers threw the rope to Agamemnon and he pulled on it, tripping Inara forward. He pulled on the rope bringing her towards him. Inara struggled to keep her position but failed. Agamemnon put his hand up against her face; He then glanced to Achilles and smiled. Achilles drew his sword.

Agamemnon chuckled. "Is this whore yours, Achilles?"

Achilles eyes were filled with rage. Agamemnon pushed Inara towards a soldier and ordered him to tie her to a near by chair. Inara struggled and stood on the soldier's foot,he yelped in pain. Another soldier was ordered to help. When they tied her down Agamemnon took out a small dagger from a pouch near his back. He pointed it at Inara. She just stared into his eyes, showing no fear. He chuckled. She then spat at his feet and shouted.

"Ben tian sheng de yi dui rou!" (Inbred stack of meat!)

Everyone in the room was confused and surprise, except Odysseus, who was used to hearing her yell it at Achilles and was informed of the meaning by Inara. Odysseus tried to hold back his laughter. Achilles on the other hand was still clueless to the meaning as he looked at her in confusion. Agamemnon pressed the dagger lightly into Inara's neck. She winced slightly.

"What did you say?" Agamemnon asked gritting his teeth.

"Trust me, you don't want to know", her voice was constant. No emotion in sight.

Agamemnon went to slash her throat but stopped as Achilles sword met his own neck.

"I'd drop the dagger!" Achilles said coldly. The dagger hit the floor. achilles then put down his sword.

"I'm taking the girl back. You can talk to me later if you wish", Achilles went to untie Inara when two soldiers swords met with Achilles head. Agamemnon chuckled.

"Do you even know this girl?" he asked.

Achilles gave him a 'no duh fred' look.

"I highly doubt you do", Agamemnon smirked wickedly. Achilles looked at him some what confused

Nestor then came in with a scroll of paper. He bowed and said.

"I found the document sir", he came forward.

"Ah, the truth comes out", Agamemnon took the scroll.

"I've seen what this woman has done Achilles. And I know she is more than your wife", Odysseus eyes widened. He knew.

Agamemnon bent over and faced Inara. "Who are you?" he asked wickedly.

"Why don't you tell me?" she said leaning forward. Agamemnon smiled.

"With pleasure", he stood up. "Gentlemen, kings, have you met Inara? Beautiful wife of Achilles, temptress and ... assasin?" the kings shifted looks at each other in disbelief.

"Yes men, I speak no lie. She's a killer", Inara looked at Achilles. When they locked eyes she turned her head, looking down to the ground. Her secret was out.

Agamemnon turned to Achilles. "Oh! You didn't know?" he asked sarcastically.

"Your wife is hired to kill people", he let the last words slip. "No wonder you're a perfect match", Agamemnon could not stop the smile that spread across his face. He turned back to Inara.

Inara was over the sharing. He was going to find out anyway, it was only her past. Agamemnon stood in front of her.

"How do you do it? killing, and getting away free?" agamemnon asked.

"You really want to know?" Inara asked. Agamemnon just smiled.

Inara straightened her legs and opened them, forcing Agamemnon to do the splits, having his face at her level she leaned forward and whispered in his ear. "Seduction", she then pulled her legs up and put her foot on Agamemnon's chest, then she said "and talent", saying those words she pushed Agamemnon over. He fell on his butt ,two soldiers went to help him up.

"GET OFF ME!" he shouted as he got up.

"YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!" agamemnon shouted pointing a finger at Inara.

She just rolled her eyes. Achilles intervened.

"Assassin or no assassin, she is my wife and you cannot touch her!" he walked towards her and untied her. She wrapped her arms around his neck at gave him a big kiss before whispering in his ear. "Can I finish him?" Achilles smirked and let out a small chuckle.

"You don't want to be enemies with him"

Inara smiled "who said I'd let him live?"

Agamemnon was getting impatient as he tapped his foot on the ground. He wasn't too pleased with the humiliation and was devising a plan.

When Inara stood up Achilles gave a small bow.

"good afternoon king Agamemnon, I'm going to take this little assassin off your hands before she hurts you", Achilles grabbed Inara's hand and turned to walk off but felt a pull as Agamemnon snatched Inara's wrist, spinning her round so she had her back pressed against him he held the small dagger once again to her neck. Agamemnon's hand that was sitting on Inara's waist roamed over her stomach till he stopped, noticing her small lump.

He chucked evilly "got the whore pregnant have you?" He spun her back round holding her wrist. He inspected her stomach.

"Shame if something happened to the poor child", Inara struggled to get her hand free, and when she managed to free herself she slapped Agamemnon in the face. He back-handed her cheek in return, sending her to the floor. She got up slowly giving him a major death stare. Yet again all he did was laugh. Achilles went and grabbed Inara by the waist trying to get her to walk away but she pushed him off and whispered.

"My turn"

Achilles took a few steps back to let her proceed. Inara took a step forward and took a karate stance in front of Agamemnon. He looked confused. She then circle kicked him in the head, forcing him to crash to the ground.

"Qu ni de!" (Screw you)

She shouted before taking Achilles hand and running back to the tent.