AN: Sooooo, this is my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious chapter. I hope you enjoy it! Here are more of your lovely reviews down below:
yukibozu FUNNY! I LOVE IT SO FAR UPDATE ASAP!
Sasukes-girl08 Yay for spin the bottle! Update son!
sasusaku7 ha every one just kept kissing longer than the first well execpt for naruto and hinata but they had a good reason ohh and dang i thought sasuke was supposed to act all not kissy ha he pulled sakura to his lap SASUSAKU FOREVA
ReigenDoki Entertaining.
kakashi-vivi: haha sasuke and sakura were kissing for 5 minutes but ino and shikamaru were kissing for 10 minutes! wow lol i love the story its so funny and awesome! hmm maybe temari should fall in love with kiba:O just wondering lol! keep going!
Sasukes-girl08: can't...stop...LAUGHING! XD thats so funny! update soon! X3
Disclaimer: I just realized that I forgot to put a disclaimer for the pervious chapters, so here's one now. I don't own Naruto (T.T) but I own Pretty Pink Princess Ponies. You won't believe why Ponies are in here…
Ok, let's get on with the story!
-Stars Are Shining
Bold: Author's notes
Italics: Thoughts
"Blah": Speaking
Whatever: Emphasis on words
Recap:
"I'm bored of this game." Shikamaru said.
"Yeah, let's play Truth or Dare!" Ino cried.
All the girls agreed, but Sasuke and Neji complained.
"NOOOO!" they said in agony.
"Too bad! We're playing!" Temari said.
End recap
"Ok, EVERYONE has to play. So I'll start. Um, Kiba, truth or dare?" Sakura started.
Kiba looked taken aback. He quickly collected himself and replied with a "dare."
Sakura smiled evilly. She definitely didn't need help with this one. "I dare you to strip down to your boxers and run around the house."
"WTF?" Kiba yelled.
"Well, if you don't do it…" Sakura started.
Shikamaru smirked. He turned into the Godfather. "I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse. You do the dare, and we all laugh at you. It's a win-win situation."
"Do it!" Ino cried.
"Fine! Kami, I hate this game!" Kiba said as he off all his clothes but his boxers. He then ran around the house.
"Good. Now stay like that." Sakura said simply.
Kiba groaned. "I thought you were Sasuke's woman! But then again, I guess it makes sense since I'm so hot."
"You wanna try that again?" Sakura said with an eyebrow raised.
"No." Kiba said glumly. "Anyway, Ino, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Ino said bravely.
"I dare you to put Shika's hand up your shirt." Kiba said.
"What? You are SUCH a pig!" Ino said with disgust.
"What? I thought you were Ino-the-brave?" Shino defended Kiba.
"It's not me I'm worried about, it's SHIKA!" Ino yelled.
Everyone turned to Shikamaru. Ino was right. He was as red as a tomato.
"Oh my god, Shikamaru can blush", Tenten exclaimed. "I thought it was 'too troublesome' for you."
"It is." Shikamaru defended himself. "How troublesome."
Ino sighed and crawled over to Shikamaru and grabbed his wrist.
"I'm sorry Shika, but I have to do this." Ino said.
Shikamaru braced himself, as she slowly slipped his hand in her shirt. Everyone had a horrified expression as Ino held the position for a few minutes and then crawled back to her spot. There was complete silence until Ino said quietly, "Sasuke. Truth or Dare?"
"If you pick truth…" Naruto warned.
"Dare." Sasuke said and glared at Naruto.
"I dare you to go into Sakura's room with the lights off, close the door, take something, then bring it out and show us!"
"Ino!" Sakura yelled.
Ino shrugged. "You said no boys allowed under any circumstances, but you didn't say they couldn't in a game!" Ino said, and smiled at her cleverness.
Before Sakura could protest, Sasuke muffled out a 'whatever' and walked into her bedroom. He was too scared to set foot in that room again after what happened.
"Hurry up! And Hinata, and Neji: use your Byakugan to see if he's cheating." Ino ordered.
Neji said, "I don't give a shit. It's pointless to use such a gift over a stupid butt face."
Sakura looked horrified. "Number one: It's my stuff he's picking. Number two: You sound like a three-year-old. Number three: Sasuke has a sexy face! Unlike you!"
Tenten glared at her friend "What! Sasuke should be jealous about Neji's beautiful complexion. It's better than yours!"
Ino joined in the fight, "How could you say that, Tenten! We are your best friends!"
Temari backed her up, "Yeah. Plus, don't you think summoning weapons is kindda gay? Not like my fan."
"O-o-o-oh ye-e-eah? Well, at l-l-l-least I'm m-more r-r-r-richer then you!" Hinata screamed at everyone. (AN: Wow, Hinata's first fight… I'm so proud Tear drop)
Everyone turned at Hinata. Then starting yelling at each other again. Sakura was defending Sasuke's sexy face, Tenten defending Neji's face, Ino trying to resolve the fight for once, Temari shouting how much her fan is better, and Hinata shouting random things at no one.
Since the girls were occupied, they didn't hear the boys whispering.
"Wow, let's see the fur fly!" Kankuro said.
"Meow." Shino said, more like he was in pain.
"Ooh, I hope the sprinklers turn on, and drench them in water!" Naruto yelled. "Wet t-shirt contest!"
"What's a wet t–shirt contest?" Gaara asked innocently. Don't blame him… he really doesn't know!
Before Chouji and Kiba were about to explain in detail about what a wet t-shirt contest was, Sasuke stepped (Out for a public Affair!) out with his hands behind his back.
Instantly the girls stopped fighting. Just in time; they were getting physical.
Ino spoke up. "What did you bring?"
Sasuke reached behind his back… Sakura silently prayed it wasn't any of her 'girl items', and… Sasuke revealed a…
PRETTY PINK PRINCESS PONY!
WTF?
(I made her up, btw)
Temari quickly recovered and broke the tension filled silence. "What… the hell is that thing!"
Kankuro and Kiba found the whole thing humorous, and started to laugh on the floor.
Naruto wiped away a tear from laughing so hard and said, "How long have you had that!"
Sakura blushed. "I don't known what you are talking about!"
"C'mon, we know it's yours. It was in your room!" Sasuke said.
"Okay, okay, I got it when I was three years old. Back then I liked Pretty Princess Ponies." Sakura admitted.
"Hahaha! I can believe that's yours! I would understand if it was a gift or something but you buying it on your own! That's too rich!" Shikamaru laughed. This party was starting to get good.
Sasuke quickly sat down and put the pony on his lap and started brushing its hair with the brush it came with.
"Awwww! Sasuke loooooooves the pony!" the girls sighed.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "You tell anyone this, I'll murder you! Shino, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Wuss!" Naruto yelled, but Sasuke continued.
"It is true that you like Hinata?" Sasuke said, smiling evilly. At that, Hinata's eyes widened.
Neji and Naruto looked at Sasuke, and then at Shino while screaming, "WHAT!" at the same time.
"Hinata is just a friend and a team mate. And judging from Naruto's facial expression, I think she already has an admirer."
Naruto looked away, totally embarrassed.
Shino looked around the circle, thinking about who will be his victim. His eyes landed on Tenten.
"No!" Tenten muttered.
"Yes!" Shino said. "Truth or dare?"
Tenten sighed. "Dare".
"I dare you to slap Neji in the face." Shino said, as Kiba laughed out loud again.
"Wtf?" Tenten and Neji said in unison.
"Yup. Go ahead. Slap him." Shino stated simply.
"Oh, I'd like to see this! Quick, someone get the camera!" Shikamaru laughed.
Tenten couldn't believe this. "Sorry Neji. I really, really don't mean this!" Tenten closed her eyes, as Neji braced himself for the impact. Everyone else leaned forward…
SLAP!
Tenten opened her eyes. Neji had a big ass handprint on his cheek.
"OMG! Neji, your beautiful face! What the hell have I done?" Tenten cried.
"Hehe. Now who has a sexier face?" Sakura said, while gesturing towards Sasuke.
"What?" Sasuke said, unaware of the girls' inside joke.
"Whatever", Tenten said, but continued the game. "Chouji, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
Tenten smirked a knowing smile towards the girls. They all nodded and let Tenten ask the question they've been meaning to ask for ever.
"Is it true that you and the guys altered the results for spin the bottle?" Tenten blurted.
"How did you kn-" Gaara was cut off by Ino.
"Duh! I used the Mind Transfer Jutsu on Shino! And Hinata had her Byakugan! Kami, get with the program!"
"What! Shino, why didn't you tell us they knew?" Naruto cried.
"Well, let's just say, you don't wanna know what they would have done to me if I told." Shino said and shuttered at the thought of being tied by the ankles upside down on the ceiling.
"So it's true that the results were planned?" Temari inquired.
"Yeah." Kiba said, defeated.
"So there was sand in the bottle?" Sakura asked.
"Yup." Gaara said and dumped the sand out of the bottle, onto the carpet.
"Hey! You better clean that out Mr.! It takes hours to get grains out of the carpet!" Sakura yelled.
"Yeah, yeah, I will." Gaara controlled the sand back into his gourd. (The peanut looking thing)
"So Sasuke, you really wanted to kiss me?" Sakura said sweetly.
"It was either you or the Pink Pony."
Sakura looked offended.
"I'm kidding." Sasuke said, and brushed the Pony's hair, but then gave Sakura a peck on the lips.
"Awwww!" the girls said, as Sakura blushed.
"Ewww." the boys said, as Chouji continued with the game.
"Ok, um Temari. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"Kiss Gaara."
"WHAT?"
"Oooooooooo!" Everyone said.
"No way! He's my little brother!" Temari cried, while Gaara just looked confused.
"What's a kiss?"
Everyone looked at Gaara as if he could kill people in two seconds. (Wait, he already can. So, I guess they were playing with a murder. Hmmm, fair enough.)
Temari groaned and gave Gaara a peck on the cheek.
Kiba made a face. "That's a kiss!"
"That's as far as I'm gonna go!" Temari said.
"Awwww man! I wanted to see some sibling action!" Kiba said, upset.
"Kiba, that's disgusting!" the girls cried.
Akamaru barked about one thousand times.
"Oh, c'mon Akamaru! Don't agree with them!" Kiba said, wanting his loyal friend back.
The two started to fight in 'dog language'.
"Whatever. Hinata, truth or dare?" Temari said.
"Um, d-d-d-dare… I g-guess." Hinata said.
"Nooooooooooooo! Don't do it!" Neji cried in agony.
Everyone stares at him. Silence. Even the crickets were quiet.
After five minutes, Temari broke the silence. "Get locked in the closet with Naruto."
"No! What did I tell you?" Neji said.
Hinata got up ignoring Neji and she and Naruto walked into the broom closet. Kankuro locked them in.
"We don't hear anything!" Kankuro yelled. "Kiss!"
5 minuets later
"Ok, that's good enough!" Chouji said.
Naruto broke their everlasting kiss.
"This is BORING! It's like midnight. Let's watch a scary movie!" Ino yelled.
Everyone cheered.
Even Sasuke and Neji.
Weird.
Ok, hope you like my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious chapter. I'm sooooo sorry it took so long… my sister hogs the computer. Plus, it was a really long chapter. The longer, the more it takes to update it. Anyway, I've added a few funny bits, which may cause some OOC-ness. Sorry about Shikamaru. He's… interesting.
Next chapter: Scary Movie!
-Stars Are Shinning