Oooooooooo, I love your suggestions, guys! Some of you said to bump up the rating so I could do something funnier, but I have something else in mind. (Sorry, but I'm not thinking of putting any lemons in here…it sort of ruins the story, you know?) But boy will those girls make those guys squirm! Some of you even said that I should make Itachi call again. Hmmmmmmmmm, just wait and see!
Thanks so much for your reviews! The Jar Head called me a "random comic genius" Yay!
Oh, and as promised, there is a Sasusaku moment in here! I'm thinking of putting a Naru\Hina moment, followed by a Shika\Ino moment too. (They might not come in that order.) Um, I think some of you like Shika\Temari but, it's kinda late to make one, since Shikamaru clearly wanted to kiss Ino in Spin the Bottle. I know, I know. Why am I making paring moments so late in the story? Well, personally, I um…forgot. (nervous laugh) Not to mention I'm trying to make this story, funny, but with a romantic twist so every couple should get a moment. Neji\Tenten got one last chapter, (did you like it...) so this chapter FOR SURE will feature a Sasusaku. And MAYBE there will be a Naru\Hina or Shika\Ino in this chapter too…if not, then next chapter.
But, before you scream at me, every couple will have a moment in this chapter, (The previous paragraph just said, alone moments ((Get it?)) since the girls are planning something that has to do with what they are wearing. I mean, honestly, do you really think Ino wears that every night to bed? I don't think so. But not Temari… I'm sorry, but no one really fits in with her, in terms of love.)
Anyway, before my Author Notes become longer then my actual chapter, I should put a disclaimer. (I keep forgetting!)
-Stars Are Shinning
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. However, I do own the Pretty Pink Princess Pony (I made her up). Please don't take her…unless you want to use her for your story, you'll have to ask me. And you'll have to credit her to my name in you Author Notes. (I'm so demanding!) Um, I do own Star Blaster 3. I think. In fact, I don't even know if it's an actual game. If it is, don't sue me, I didn't know and thus it's not mine.
Bold: Author's notes
Italics: Thoughts
"Blah": Speaking
Whatever: Emphasis on words
Recap: Whoa." Shikamaru finally found the best words to describe the girls. Well, mostly his girl. I mean, who gives a shit about what everyone else wore?
"Yeah." Sasuke agreed.
"OMG." Neji said.
"Sweeeeeeet." Naruto gaped.
Sakura laughed. "Alright guys let's go to bed."
End Recap
"Awwww, I don't wanna! We might as well stay up!" Naruto cried.
Before anyone could reply, they heard Gaara from the end of the hallway.
"Die stupid aliens, die!" he screamed. They also heard furious arrow-key movement.
"Hey Gaara! Keep it down, would ya?" Tenten said. Nothing was going to get in the way of the girls' plan. Nothing.
(Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun)
Sasuke picked up Pretty Pink Princess Pony and brought her to his sleeping bag. He smiled at it adoringly.
"Don't tell me you're going to sleep with that thing Pretty Boy! Not to mention, why are we even sleeping? C'mon, let's stay up a little more!" Naruto cried.
Ino groaned. Their plan was to go to sleep and then make the boys' lust for them. (Oops, I said too much!)
"No! We are sleeping, goddamn it!" Tenten yelled. Everyone was quiet.
"Something's up with Tenten… if she was so scared from that movie, why would she want to sleep? Then again, all the girls are acting pretty weird. Hmm." Neji thought, and then spoke.
"Ok, but only if we guys can have a group huddle."
"Um, that sounds so gay, but sure." Ino said.
"Why the hell are we having a group huddle for?" Sasuke whispered.
"Because the girls are up to something" Neji whispered back as the guys trudged into a circle…or a least something that looked like a circle.
"Yeah, um, I think they are acting pretty weird." Naruto said. LOUDLY.
"Shhhhh! You baka! Don't let them hear you!" Shikamaru said.
"Sorry." Naruto whispered…or tried to anyway.
"Alright so here's the plan…we play it cool and find out what they are up to." Neji said. "Everyone got it?"
"That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard. Even Naruto's plans sound better then that." Sasuke snorted.
"Hey! What's wrong with my plans?" Naruto said offended.
"Whatever." Shikamaru said, as they broke the circle.
"Ok, s-s-so can we g-g-go to s-sleep?" Hinata said. It took all the girls to get her to participate in the plan.
(By now you'd think that you know what the plan is. If not…then I really can't help you.)
"Ok, goodnight guys! I'll be sleeping in my room since I don't have any sleeping bags. Oh, and Sasuke? Can I um, talk to you?" Sakura said, and secretly smirked at the girls. They all nodded. Sasuke would be the first victim… of seduction.
(Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun)
Sakura's smirk didn't go unnoticed by the guys. Sasuke glanced at them as if to tell them "This is it."
When the both got into her room, she closed the door behind her. Sasuke gulped.
"Sooooo, what did you want to talk to me about?" Sasuke said, keeping his cool, although deep inside him was pretty much panicking.
"Yeah, I wanted to know if you think my butt looks good in these shorts."
"OMG that's it!" Sasuke cried.
"Well, yeah! I need to know if my butt looks nice!" Sakura protested and wiggled it slightly.
"Well, um, then, uh, sure. It looks…great." Sasuke stuttered.
"Just great!" Sakura sniffed.
"Ok, fine, it looks…awesome." Sasuke quickly replied after hearing her sniff.
(Never again will you catch Sasuke saying the word awesome.)
"Really!" Sakura asked.
A blushed grazed across Sasuke's face. (Yeah right! Ok, honestly for once he is blushing)
"Um, yeah, really." Sasuke replied and stepped closer to her. So close that she could feel his breath on her.
"It's so awesome, that I feel like kissing you…" he whispered.
"I feel like kissing you more." she breathed.
He leaned into her lips, placing his on hers. It was a rather passionate kiss. (I'm not going to explain the whole tongue-thing, but just pretend it happened)
When they parted for air Sasuke smirked when she blushed. He gently pushed her against the wall, and kissed her again, this time he could feel her body up against his. Sakura lightly moaned into the kiss. They were about to go further, but Naruto burst in.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. WHAT IS THEIR PLAN?" he screamed.
"Oh." he then said quietly, when he saw them. "Kuso, this is the second couple I broke up today…" he muttered. Sakura was just getting started but stopped since she was interrupted. Sakura laughed and took Sasuke by the hand and the three of them walked out of the room.
Everyone
had impatient facial expressions. The girls wanted to know if her
plan worked, and the boys wanted to know what the plan was. Sakura
pecked Sasuke on the cheek before whispering to the girls about what
happened. They squealed when they heard it was a success, but with an
interruption.
"Alright, Tenten, you're up!" Ino whispered.
Tenten masked on a calm look and turned to Neji.
"Neji, Tenten? I think you two should go get some more blankets from downstairs. It's going to be a cold night." Sakura said.
"Yeah, I'll go, but Neji has to come with me! I'm scared of basements!" Tenten gave him a pouty face that secretly turned him on.
"Sure." he said well aware that it was his turn to be the next victim. Sasuke had told the guys what to expect, and the girls obviously know he told.
As they shuffled down the stairs, Tenten grasped his hand gingerly.
"You know, I'm not scared of basements at all." she said.
Neji nodded. "I figured that." Tenten laughed.
Once they got to the bottom of the steps, Tenten kissed him. He broke the kiss almost immediately when it started and said, "I know what you're planning."
Tenten acted confused. "Sorry Neji, but I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm confuzzled."
Neji rolled his eyes. "Sasuke told me everything."
"Oh."
Neji laughed again, but pulled her closer. He pressed his lips onto hers, and they ended up making out for about five minutes. Throughout the kiss, Tenten pressed her breasts into his chest, trying to be seductive. Obviously it was working, since Neji groaned into her mouth. She caressed his thigh, which was probably the last straw, since he then pushed her against the wall, and started kissing her neck. She moaned, and whispered his name. Neji pulled the straps of her nighty down her shoulders, and was about to pull it down farther to reveal her breasts, but Tenten stopped him.
"You know, we really do have to get blankets." she said sadly. Neji groaned but gave her an understanding look.
She walked over to the cupboard and gathered all the blankets. "You carry them." she ordered and walked upstairs.
Neji laughed and followed her.
When Tenten was finished talking to the rest of the girls, she learned that Ino and Hinata already did their attack and Ino was a success, but Hinata was too shy!
Everyone went to bed in the living room, and Sakura slept in her comfy bed.
Eventually, everyone fell asleep, except for Gaara, who was on Level 48 on Star Blaster 3.
However, as the digital clock in Sakura's room displayed 4:21, Sakura shot up from her bed, screaming. "Why did I watch that stupid movie?" she thought.
But back in the living room, Sasuke's eyes shot open, all of his senses awakened. His Sharingan was turned on, as he walked slowly to Sakura's room, which was where he heard the screams. He stopped and looked to see if anyone else heard the screams, but everyone was sound asleep. Sasuke could only hear Gaara on the computer, and Naruto snoring loudly, while Akamaru was twitching in his sleep.
Sasuke continued on to Sakura's room, and stopped in the doorway.
"Sakura?" he whispered to her totally-freaked-out-to-no-end form.
"Hey Sasuke-kun." she whispered back.
"I heard screaming from here." he replied.
"Yeah. It was me." she said.
He realized she was crying. "Why are you crying?"
"Oh, I had a nightmare about that stupid movie. I shouldn't have watched it.
"Do you want me to keep you company?" he said surprisingly tenderly.
(OOC-ness, I'm sorry!)
Sakura smiled at his thoughtfulness. "Sure." he said and turned off his Sharingan to reveal his onyx eyes.
Sasuke sat on the side of the bed as Sakura lay down.
"Here, this might help you sleep better." he said, and gave her the Pretty Pink Princess Pony. "I brushed her hair for you."
"Thanks." she said and took her toy. "Ano, do you want to sleep here with me? I'd like company."
"Sure." he said, and gently lifted up the covers.
"Good night, Sasuke–kun." she said.
"Night, Cherry Blossom." he said and kissed her on the forehead.
They quickly fell asleep in each others arms, with her Pretty Pink Princess Pony between them.
AN: Awwww! Sorry, this took forever! I'm really bored with this story, and I so badly wanna start another one! But, I can't, because it would take even longer to update this one, if I started another story.
Whew! I'm so glad I got this chapter out! Now I can finally stop worrying about how to deliver the girls' plan, now that they put it in action. I'm so sorry if it sucked. They were supposed to seduce the boys but maybe it didn't come out the right way. Feel free to blame me if you hate it.
Please review and tell me what you think.
(I feel really uneasy right now)
