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I can't believe this is happening! I just CAN'T! Sakura thought as she stalked Ino and Sasuke on their "date". I mean, Sasuke-kun would never love Ino if it weren't for that stupid bug! Now I have to find it! But…I can't leave these two alone for a second! She darted behind a tree as Ino and Sasuke sat down on a bench.
"Sasuke-kun, I feel like I'm in a dream!" Ino giggled, moving close to Sasuke.
"Then I wish this dream would never end," Sasuke said. (A/N: GAG)
"Oh Sasuke-kun!" Ino leaned in to kiss Sasuke.
TOK.
"Hey!" Ino felt her head. An acorn had bounced off her head and onto the ground. She stood up. "Who's there? Sasuke-kun, did you sense anything?"
"Nope. I was too busy staring into your beautiful eyes," Sasuke said dreamily.
"Er…let's go somewhere else," Ino said, taking his hand.
"You're holding me hand," Sasuke said, getting a goofy look on his face.
"Yeah…"
Dang it! Sakura thought. Well, at least I stopped them from kissing!
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"Kiba-kun…y-you're standing a l-little t-too close…" Hinata said.
"Sorry, Hinata," Kiba said. "But…I just can't stay away from you."
"Um…" Hinata said. "Let's f-finish t-training then…" She got into her fighting position timidly.
Kiba laughed. "I couldn't hurt you Hinata!"
"Oh…" Hinata lowered her hands. "I-It's just training. I-I won't get hurt."
"I think we've trained enough. I don't want you to get tired."
"A-All right…" Hinata said. "I-I'll go home then…"
"I'll walk you!" Kiba exclaimed.
Akamaru barked.
"Quiet, Akamaru," Kiba said while gazing at Hinata which caused her to turn extremely red. "Well, let's go Hinata!"
"O-Okay…"
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"Lee! Lee, I just Gentle-fisted you," Neji said, waving a hand in front of Lee's woozy-looking face. "You okay?"
Tenten instinctively grabbed Lee's shoulders and started shaking him quickly. "WAKE UP! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! LEE!"
"Tenten…" Lee said, giggling a little.
"Uh…" Tenten dropped him. That giggling sort of creeped her out.
"What's with him?" Neji said.
"I have no clue," Tenten said. "Maybe we should take him to Tsunade-sama or something…"
"I don't think it's serious," Neji said. "Let's just take him home and—ow!"
"What?" Tenten asked.
Neji touched his leg. "Nothing…just a bite." He looked up at Tenten and his eyes softened. "Tenten…"
"Hm?" She looked a little worried.
He touched her cheek. "You…"
Tenten turned red and took Neji's hand off her cheek. "What're you doing, Neji?"
"Yeah, Neji," Lee said, sounding genuinely annoyed. "What do you think you're doing?"
"That's none of your business, Bushy Brows," Neji shot back.
"What did you say, No-Pupils?"
"I said it's none of your business, Google-Eyes!"
"Long hair!"
"Bowl Cut!"
"Feminine!"
"GASP! How dare you!"
"You wanna make something of it?"
As the boys started to tussle, Tenten just stood there, confused. "Lee…? Neji…?"
"Yes?" the two boys answered enthusiastically.
"Are you guys…fighting…over me?"
"Who wouldn't?" they said.
"…"
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Sakura had now followed Ino and Sasuke around half of the village. She crouched down behind the bushes and squinted.
"Hi Sakura-chan!"
"Eep!" Sakura looked behind her to see Naruto standing there waving like a fool.
"Get down!" She pulled Naruto down.
"Did you hear something, Sasuke-kun?" Ino asked, getting a little worried.
"Mm-mm," Sasuke shook his head.
"Sasuke, you seem a little off today," Ino said uncertainly. "Are you okay?"
"Mm-hm," Sasuke nodded, still staring lovingly at Ino. It was starting to get creepy.
"Sasuke-kun, I think there's something wrong with you," Ino said. "Maybe you should see Tsunade-sama or something…"
"What?" Sasuke said, still glazy-eyed.
"What are you doing, Sakura-chan?" Naruto whispered.
"Nothing," Sakura said. "Go away."
"What's Ino doing with Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing!"
"Then why are you stalking them?"
"I am not!" Sakura said.
"Are they dating?"
"Shut up, Naruto!"
"Sakura?" Ino looked over the bushes to see Sakura wringing Naruto's neck.
"Uh…heh, hi Ino," Sakura said, smiling innocently. "What're you doing here?"
"I was about to ask you the same question," Ino said, hands planted on hips. "What are you and Naruto doing here?"
"Er…taking a walk?" Sakura tried.
"While wringing his neck?" Ino said doubtfully.
"Who's there, Ino-chan?" Sasuke asked, peering over the bushes as well. "Sakura? Naruto?"
"Sasuke-kun! We need to take you home!" Sakura exclaimed. "You've been bitten by the aimushi and you need to get some rest!"
"Oh," Ino said.
"Weren't you keeping it, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.
"Uh…Ino bumped me and they kind of…got lost…"
"WHAT? Aw man! Granny's gonna be mad!"
"Not if we find them," Sakura said.
"Where's the bug now?" Ino asked.
"I don't know," Sakura said. "I—ow!"
"There it is!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Oh no!" Sakura shouted, covering her eyes. "No, no, no! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
"Er, that's all right, Sakura! We'll just guide you!" Ino said, holding onto Sakura's shoulders.
"What about the rest of our date, Ino-chan?" Sasuke asked woozily.
"Uh…" Ino said, "I never thought I'd say this to you, Sasuke-kun, but can we postpone?"
Sakura didn't choose to tell Ino that Sasuke would fall out of love with her after this day.
"Anything for you," Sasuke shrugged.
"Okay," Ino said. "Thank you. Sakura, stand still!"
"I can feel that thing crawling on me!" Sakura squealed.
"I'll get it!" Naruto declared.
"Don't touch me!" Sakura shouted.
"No, I can get it!"
"Stop!"
"I just—"
"STOP!"
"Gotcha!" Naruto said, grabbing the bug.
"Don't kill it!" Sakura said.
"I'm not!" Naruto said. "Ow! It bit me!"
"The female bug bit Naruto…" Sakura said. "That means…Naruto, cover your eyes!"
"Okay…" Naruto covered his eyes. "Why?"
"Don't you ever listen?" Sakura said, crossing her arms, her eyes closed. "Shino said that if the female bites a person then they'll fall in love with the first male they see!"
"WHAT!"
"The only guy around here is Sasuke-kun," Ino said. "Er…Sasuke…kun?"
"Mm?"
"Can you…not stand so close?"
"Sorry."
"Okay, we'll have to just take Sasuke-kun home and then find the other bug! If it hasn't been squished…" Sakura said.
"I know!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing a finger in the air, his eyes closed as well. "We can get Kiba to sniff out the bug!"
"That's…a pretty good idea," Sakura said. "But first to Sasuke's house."
"Okay," Ino and Naruto said.
"Sasuke-kun, can you guide Naruto?" Ino asked.
"Sure," Sasuke said. "Whatever you say."
"…Right."
A few minutes later, the group decided to stop. Well, Naruto decided to stop since he had been bumping into a few things due to Sasuke's lack of directions…
"STOP, STOP, STOP!"
"What is it, Naruto?" Ino and Sakura said at the same time.
"Sasuke's got some directional problems or something because that's the third post I've ran into!" Naruto exclaimed. His face did seem a little purple and beat.
"Sorry…" Ino said. "Sasuke-kun! Can you please stop staring at me?"
"You don't like me?" Sasuke asked, his heart falling.
"No, no! I do! Just…if you aren't yourself…it doesn't feel right," Ino said uneasily.
"Can we please keep going?" Sakura asked, hoping that Ino wouldn't get too close with Sasuke.
"Fine," Ino said, moving Sakura along while pulling Naruto by the shoulder as well. "If Sasuke-kun can't guide Naruto, then I'll have to do both."
"Okay," Sakura said. "Ino, how much further?"
"A few more blocks, I think," Ino said.
"Good. Now we just have to find Kiba…" Sakura said. "Um…where would we find him?"
"I dunno. Anywhere Shino or Hinata is I guess," Ino said. "Here's your house, Sasuke."
Sasuke stood on his doorstep and waited.
"What're you waiting for?" Ino asked.
"Don't I get a goodbye kiss?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh!" Ino said, blushing a little.
"We don't have time, come on!" Sakura said, grabbing Ino and pulling her away even though she had NO idea where she was going. "Sasuke-kun, can you lend us some pieces of cloth? I think we need blindfolds if we aren't going to see anyone…"
"Yeah, that would be good," Ino said.
"Okay," Sasuke said. He went inside his house then reemerged with two blindfolds.
"Thank you, Sasuke-kun," Ino said, tying them onto Naruto and Sakura.
"Okay! Time to find Kiba!" Naruto said, running off. He didn't go far because he bumped into a pole five feet away. "Ow…"
The end of another chapter and the start of a new one! Sort of I guess...well, R&R please! Arigato!
-TTF