It was wet and rainy outside and katara and zuko were stuck inside a dark cave. "can you please light a fire?." said katara bringing her knees up to her chest. "no." said zuko. "why not?." "because." "oh. i get it you want me to freeze to death!." "no thats it! i just don't want to firebend right now water witch!." "whatever." then katara walked over to the other side of the cave. "yo mama..." katara mumbled under her breath. " what did you say!." "i said yo mama!." (here comes the fight)
zuko: well yo mama so dumd she got hit by a parked car! (your welcome to use these jokes)
katara: yo mama so fat when she went for a swim in the ocean all the whales started to sing we are family!
zuko:yo mama so dumb if i gave her a penny to buy a brain i'd get change back!
katara:yo mama so ugly when she went to the zoo the monkeys said "damn how'd you get out so fast!."
zuko:yo mama so fat she uses the state of texas as a tanning bed!
katara: yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang as a belt!
zuko:yo mama so fat when she went to get a checkup at the doctors they declared her a new species of whale!
katara: yo mama so fat when she got on the scale to check her weight it said to be continued!
zuko and katara: yo mama so old when she brest fead you nothin came out but powder!
zuko and katara both were clean out of jokes. (i know more but i'll save those for chappie 3) then after about 2 minutes of silence they both broke out laughing.
well that's it for this chappie! your more than welcome to use these jokes! bye!