Hey guys! Sorry I didn't update according to plan! I have a good reason! nervous well, firs of all, I got 9 reviews on the first day, that means 2 weeks right? Then the next day, I got another 6 reviews, that means I got 15 reviews and I should update a week right? Then the next day I got 5 more reviews, it means I have to update in 5 days, then the next day I got 3 more so I should've update in two days… get it? That's why I update so late… it kept coming to me… okay, I want to answer you reviews first!


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Talking

Thinking

various

The Ninja and The Princess

By Kumi-chan

Chapter VIII

Naruto!

Sasuke's POV

"Hi guys! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Yoroshiku!" he said happily with the foxy grin. Che… that dobe's trying to impress everyone in this class.

Impossible.

"awww… how cute!" "Look at his smile!" "He rocks!" "He is cool!" "You can sit with me!" "I think I'm in love!"

che. So what if he is popular? I have more fan girls than you dobe…

You are just jealous because he might catch the hime's attention…

So what? And who are you?

I am you stupid… I thought Uchihas are smart ninjas.

Well, if you are me, then you are also stupid because you called me stupid and you said you are me, stupid.

Damn you smart Uchiha. That means I am smart too right? 'Cause I said…

Hn. Whatever…

"Okay… Naruto-kun, you could take a seat beside… ah! Sasuke-kun.." the teacher said

"WHAT!" I broke out of my trance and shouted

"Any problems, Sasuke-kun?" Said the teacher coolly while eying him

"No… sir…" I hate it. Why should I be the antagonist here?

"hihihihi…"

I looked forward, hime is laughing at me…

I blushed.

No, it's not that I like her. Okay, I like her, but not because of that. I am just embarrassed

"Hey Sasuke-teme! I never thought you and I would be in the same class,"

"Neither do I…" I NEVER want to be in the same class as you!

"Still the ice-cube-man eh Sasuke-teme?" he whispered to me while looking to the front

"hn. Whatever." I tried to drop the topic. To be honest, I don't know who I am… in front of Naruto, I am the Ice-cube-man, in front of hime, I am the prince-of-fairytale-land.

"Hey Sasuke-teme? Heloo? Are you there? Earth to Sasuke-teme!" he waved his hand in front of me.

"hn. What?"

"Are you daydreaming of something?"

"No."

"…Okay. But if you need help or anything, Tell me okay?" he said while giving me that foxy smile.

"hn." Uzumaki Naruto. My rival…

Nope…

My friend

My best friend

RIIIIIIIIIIIING

Lunchtime!

"Hey, Sasuke-niisan, Naruto-san!" I looked back. Hime. And her friends.

"wanna have lunch together?" Tenten asked

"Okay" I said casually

"YEAH!"

BONK!

"dobe… my ear hurts… don't shout in my ears…"

"grrr… why you... Sasuke-teme!" he throws a fist at me.

And all of a sudden we start the famous 'glare-till-die' contest.

"Sasuke-niisan! Naruto-san! Please!" we glared at each other one last time and went our separate ways… well, not really separate… just 2 meters away from each other.

"Okay, since you are a new kid here, Naruto, you have to introduce yourself." Tenten said while taking a seat opposite to Naruto's

"Well, you already knew my name… okay, I am a ninja just like Sasuke-teme here!" he said while sitting in the middle of Hinata and me, making his favorite miso ramen.

"Don't call me that dobe…" I said while taking a seat between Naruto and Hime.

"Sasuke-niisan! Don't start a fight again!" hime said while opening her lunch box filled with smoked salmon and bread.

"hn."

Why am I to be blamed?

Because she likes Naruto…

Oh. It's you again.

Not you! I'm you! So you should say 'it's me again'

Shut up. You're not making any sense.

I am you, and you don't make sense either.

Just shut up, I wanna eat peacefully.

Fine.

Fine.

And with that, I ended another conversation with myself. Weird eh?

"Okay, now I am going to introduce you to our gang, you should know Sasuke-niisan and me… so this is Tenten," she pointed to the girl, whose hair is tied up in two buns, "and this is Hinata," she pointed to a shy girl beside him

"ne, ne, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto whispered to me.

"What?" I raised one of my eyebrows

"The girl beside me is cute don't you think?"

He likes… Hinata?

Aren't you supposed to be glad?

Shut up, I'm trying to talk to dobe, not you!

"uhm… yeah…" I actually don't know what to say.

"hehehehe…" he looked at Hinata and back to me while blushing.

That dobe.

RIIIIIIIIING

It's time to go to class again!

Stupid classes

While I was staring blankly to the whiteboard, suddenly a scrunched up paper was thrown in front of me. I raised my eyebrow and picked it up. From hime? I opened the paper quietly so that the teacher doesn't know. It says some thing like this:

Please give this to Naruto…

Naruto? Why him?

Without further ado, I gave the paper to Naruto.

"What's this?" he asked me with his foxy face.

"Just read it dobe.." I said not looking at him.

He grabbed the paper and opened it. He read something then grins and blushed. He wrote something back and threw the paper with one of is jutsu, so that the teacher won't notice.

What did she wrote?

Ooooh… you are jealous right?

No.

Why didn't you read the rest?

I red some. About Hinata or something… but I didn't read the rest. A ninja must know that if the first instruction says you to give it to someone, you should give it and don't read the rest. Who knows if it is top secret or anything.

Oh.

Anyway, Why do you always come at a time like this?

Why? Don't you like it?

No.

Fine. I won't bother then.

Hn.

I looked at Naruto. He is reading the paper and writes something again. After that he grins again. And blush. I saw hime open the paper and… blushed? I thought he was talking about Hinata… is he? Why would she blush? Does she like him? I start to glare him.

Why do I feel like I want to kill him?

Hey, stupid conscious.

Answer me.

Okay, I am sorry, but please come back.

Anybody call me?

Hhh… you heard what I said right?

Yes! And that means you. Are. Jealous.

No I am not…

Stop denying it Uchiha. You. Are. Jealous.

…Fine. I am jealous. What should I do now?

Easy, you should find out what they are talking about.

And then?

Stupid uchiha, couldn't you do anything on your own?

Just… shut up… I am thinking a way…

RIIIIIIIIIIIIING

It's time to go home…

I packed all my belongings and was about to say something to hime but Naruto beat me to it. He went to hime's side and talked about who knows what. Then suddenly, Naruto grabbed her and picked her up bridal style and teleport home.

Some best friend… what kind of best friend leaves you alone? And even hime didn't care about me. Like I wasn't there… Like I am invisible…

At last I walked out of the class and bumped into somebody.

"S-sorry…"

"What's wrong Sasuke?" it's Tenten.

"Oh nothing…" I said casually.

"I-I don't th-think it's a n-nothing…" another voice from behind Tenten said.

Hinata

"…Mind if I take you guys home?" I said trying to change the topic.

"Sure!"

"O-okay…"

"Now please hold my hand because we are going to teleport to your house!" I said while starting some hand seals.

"Yeah! Teleportation! I always want to try that…" Tenten said while holding my left arm.

"I-is it s-safe?" Hinata asked me

"Yes," and with that I teleported to Hinata's house first. How did I know her house? I know all the house and stuffs in this city. It's not hard to spot a big house like the Hyuuga's mansion.

"Th-thank you S-Sasuke-san…" Hinata said when we arrived there. She bowed to me and ran to her house.

"Bye Hinataaa!" I could hear Tenten shout and grabbed my hand again.

I nodded and teleport to her house. How did I know her house? I just search it in the map.

"Thanks Sasuke!" Tenten said as she went to her house.

But she stopped at her front door and looked at me

"Hey Sasuke, don't give up on her!" and with that she went inside her house.

How… did she know?

Women… they are really mysterious.

Finally I got home. I didn't use my teleportation jutsu since I could only use it three times a day and I am exhausted. Good thing I made it before dark. Tenten's house is very far from home so I have to walk here by myself.

18.13… I wonder if hime is worried…

"I'm home…"

"Welcome home!" hime?

Nope… just some stupid maid.

"Where is hime?" I asked.

"She is in her room with Uzumaki-san, I thought you went home with them…" she looked at me with curiosity.

"Nope. They left me." I said flatly.

" Oh... I am sorry sir," she said while looking to the ground.

"Don't worry, it's not your fault…" I said and left.

"wa-wait sir! Do you want a bath?"

"…Yeah, but later…"

"Okay, I will prepare it," and with that I went to hime's room.

I could hear giggles and laughter inside.

Somehow, I don't like it.

I knocked the door once.

No answer

I knock the door twice, louder.

Still no answer.

I knocked the door the third time, very loud.

But still no answer.

Enough is enough.

I got fed up and opened the door.

I saw hime and the dobe talking to each other on her bed.

On her bed? She never lets you on you bed..

Shut up.

"I'm back…" I said in a flat tone.

No answer.

No answer? Is that it? So they didn't hear me all of the time?

I closed the door hard with a BANG and say "I.AM.HOME"

They were surprised and looked at me.

Surprised? Surprised? I have been here about one minute and they are surprised?
"Sasuke! Don't you have any manner? Me and Naruto-kun here is talking!" hime lectured me. Wait. Where did the niisan go? And what's with the Naruto-Kun?

"Yeah Sasuke-teme. At least knock the door first. I thought you are a good ninja… but look at you…" he added.

Manner? Knock the door? Good ninja? I HAVE DONE ALL OF THAT FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T HEAR IT?

"My apologies hime… excuse me…"

Why didn't you tell them Uchiha? You are not guilty you know…

I know… I must stay calm… the ninja rules says that you must stay calm and whatever you do, don't shout at your master.

Heh. Stupid rules. I know that you are pissed Uchiha…

Who wouldn't be pissed after all that 'ignore-the-Uchiha' game?

No one

Now you know that I am pissed, could you please leave me?

Fine. Suit yourself. You are going to regret it.

I wont…

I went to my room and found… my belongings aren't there. Then I spotted a maid and asked her.

"Excuse me, where is my belongings?"

"Oh, hasn't the mistress tell you yet?"

"Tell what?"

"That your room would be moved to over there," she pointed a room downstairs near the kitchen. "And your room would be sir Uzumaki's room,"

"What? Who did that?" I looked at her in disbelief

"The mistress herself, I asked her if it is okay with you and she said you won't mind…" she gave me a worried look.

"…I don't mind… let her do what she wants. Thanks…" she bowed at me and went back to her job

How could she do that? How could she forget me? I thought… I am her brother…

I went downstairs to my room.

The room is… small compared to my old room. But it is still bigger compared to my room at home.

At least she gave me a room…

Awww, come on Uchiha! Tell her! Why are you so… rule-ish?

What the hell is rule-ish? I never heard that word.

Stop denying it Uchiha. You are too stuck by the rules that you even closed your heart.

…I… don't know… maybe a nice warm bath would cure me…

I went to the bathroom and saw all the things are prepared. The water, towel, soap, and everything. The maid was good.

I opened my clothing and went inside the bath tub.

Ahhh… nice warm bath… I love it…

So, have you decided to tell her?

Yeah… after bath…

Now that's my boy! Oh wait… I'm not your father. I am you. So what should I say? Now that's me?

I laughed.

What? What's so funny?

Thanks.

You're welcome…

I finished bathing and went to my room to change. After I changed, I went outside to go to hime's room.

When I went there I could hear some noise.

'W-wait Naruto-kun! I don't think…'

'We have to do it! Now!'

'What about Sasuke?'

'I don't care about him, we have to do it…'

'…Okay'

'mmm…'

WTF? What are they doing? And what does he mean with the 'I don't care'?

I knocked the door and opened it as fast as I could to see…

Naruto on top of hime…


Phew! At last it's finished! I made sumthin funny by adding inner sasuke! His stoopid side! Muhahahaaha! Awww… poor sasuke-kun… what will he do now? Find out in the next chappie! And THIS IS NOT NARUSAKU PPLZ!

IMPORTANT!

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