Hey all i'm soooooooooo sorry i haven't updated in soooooo long! but i've been really busy with school and everything. If you wanna throw bricks at me feel free to. i have to warn you that this chappie is gonna be seriously funny and wacked up! so enjoy and get kleenex!! on to the story!!!!!
Zuko panted as he was drawing nearer to the cave. His shoulder protested in pain for him to stop running and using his arms so much. Thunder boomed across the sky and lightning cracked. He saw the thin outline of the cave and made a mad dash for it. "damn that girl i wouldn't be in this mess." A nother arrow shot across the sky and hit him in the shoulder. He growled in pain but keept running.
"where in the world is zuko?!!??." katara thought as she paced around the cave. Lightning cracked across the pitch black sky and katara rubbed her arms. "maybe i should go look for him." katara said. But then she saw red armor coming towards the cave and ran outside to meet him.
zuko saw katara coming out of the cave and running towards him. "GO BACK IN THE CAVE NOW!." he yelled. Katara ran up to him and saw why he was running she saw the yu-yan archers. "what are they doing here!." katara yelled as she made a water whip that split an arrow in two. "hell if i should know!." zuko protested back as he firebended towards a tree. but he quickly retalitated and drew his should back in pain and fell to the wet ground on his knees. katara turned around and saw him. "what's wrong?." she got on her knees in front of him. "nothing keep fightning.!." zuko yelled in her face. Just as katara stood up an arrow pinned her shirt sleeve to a tree. Then the archers dropped to the ground with their arrows armed at her and zuko. "damn..." zuko mumbled. "god i'm stupid it's raining and i'm a waterbender! god stupid." she drew up a thick whip of water form the falling rain but her other sleeve was soon pinned to the tree. "it's no use waterbender." a very cold feminine vocie sneered. "no it can't be not azula..." zuko thought in shock. Then a woman dressed in fire armor stepped from behind the archers. She had a cold smile placed on her face and a relentless heart. "i have no more us for my brother you can kill him." she said with a simple wave of her hand. then the archers pulled back thier arrows on thier bows and aimed at zuko just as they were about to fire their arrows... "STOP DON'T!." katara yelled at azula. "why not?." azula asked tilting her head to the side. "because he doesn't deserve to die while injured i thought you were about honor.?." katara questioned equally. Azula looked at the waterbender girl then to her brother that was on the ground in pain. "hmmmmmmm... i see your point." azula said. "what if we have a battle." katara said to her. "oh really what will it be hand to hand combat?." azula said. "nope a blonde joke battle." katara said lifting her head proudly. "wtf..." zuko thought as he looked at azula. azula looked at katara as if she had grown three head and become the avatar all at once. "fine i accpet your...ummm... challenge." azula said. She walked over to katara and pulled the arrows out of her sleeves.
KATARA: " there's a blonde a brunette and a red head all about to be shot and they each have to yell a natural disaster to escape. First up the red head. "ready ,set,...TORNADO!." the red head yelled and the people looked the way she yelled and she escaped. next the brunette. "ready.set...FLOOD!." the burtnette yelled and everybody looked that way and she escaped. Last the blonde... "Read. set... FIRE!." she yelled and everybody fired their guns and shot her."
the yu-yan archers almost doubled over for mtrying not to laugh. "right my turn..."""""
hahahahahahahaha! you thoguht i was gonna continue but alas no wait until next time until then! love zutara, fell zuatara, breath zutara!!!!