Disclaimer: I OWN STAR WARS! At least, I own stock in Lucasfilm…

George Lucas, I shall be borrowing your fantubulistic characters for a couple more centuries.

IAmLuke1: Owen, Beru--want to go to Academy next year.

Owen1: Go after next harvest. Want you to check out new droids in garage chat room.

IAmLuke1: NO. Go To and get some power converters download.

Owen1: DO that later. Check out new droids.

IAmLuke1: -- Will never get away from this 56K modem :-(

IAmLuke1 HAS LOGGED OFF TATTOOINE CHATROOM

IAmLuke1 HAS LOGGED ONTO GARAGE CHATROOM

Beru1: Owen u can't keep him on this server forever.

Beru1: 2 much like his father

Owen1: -- Afraid of that

Owen1: WTF is this drink?

Beru1: Blue milk. Like it?

Owen1:-P

E-Mote-E-ConGuy: Greetings. I am E-Mote-E-Con, human-cyborg relations. May I ask what chat room I'm on?

IAmLuke1: IMHO if you surfed the Empire's web for a year you couldn't find a duller IM than this.

Leia4Playa HAS LOGGED ONTO GARAGE CHATROOM

IAmLuke1: WTF?

Leia4Playa: HELP ME OBI-ONE KENOBI1. YOU POSTED ABOUT MY FATHER DURING THE FLAME WARS. YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE. HELP ME OBI-ONE KENOBI1. YOU POSTED ABOUT MY FATHER DURING THE FLAME WARS. YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE.

HELP ME OBI-ONE KENOBI1. YOU POSTED ABOUT MY FATHER DURING THE FLAME WARS. YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE.

IAmLuke1: Wonder if she's referring to old Ben1 from It could be just a piece of spam from sir.

FUNBOITARKIN: did hostile takeover of 404. will rule galaxy.

CLUELZ1: WTF?

CLUELZ1: How will galaxy run w/out bureaucracy?

SKATR404: Galaxy OK.

SKATR404:DeathStar kicks a$$. Nothing can stop it.

DARTHVADER: STFU Skatr. Technology NOTHING next 2 pwr of ROFLMAO. Sad devotion 2 ancient religious sites just fuckin pathetic.

SKATR404: BTW howz it goin finding Rebel base LOSER

DARTHVADER: -- find lack of faith disturbing

SKATR404 CONNECTION TERMINATED

FUNBOITARKIN: Vader quit dicking around

DARTHVADER: LOL

A/N: This is a very short chappie. So sorry. But I shall move on to a humorous script of Episode I, and maybe Episodes II and III, depending on how many reviews I gets.

This chapter was dedicated to the Internet.