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Note: In this chapter, to identify that people are speaking English, the words will be italicized.

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"Yahoo! We're here!" shouted an enthusiastic Tomo.

"Yes, yes, we're here," said Yomi.

"Though it's my second flight, I still can't believe a plane can fly!" Kagura exclaimed.

"Where're the mini-Chiyos?" questioned Osaka.

"Um…What kinda peculiar fantasies have you thought up this time?" asked Yomi.

Blushing, Sakaki buried her face in her hands and quietly smiled to herself while mouthing out the words "mini-Chiyos".

"It's obviously that there can't be any mini-Chiyos…" Tomo pointed out, "…because nothing can be smaller than Chiyo!"

"I thought we would agree for once," sighed Yomi, "I guess I was wrong."

"Yay we're here!" screamed a wild Yukari.

"I liked you better when you were at the Tokyo Airport…" said Nyamo.

Tomo asked Yomi what "hi" was in English. At first, Yomi was about to tell her to ask Yukari, the English teacher, but then immediately hesitated and smiled, hatching a deceiving scheme, a prank that no one would ever forget. Yomi quietly whispered to Tomo.

"Okay, so lemme repeat, it's pera…pera…pera," Tomo whispered to Yomi's ear.

"Exactly, now you wanted to say hi to the Americans right?" asked Yomi loudly, "Go do it."

"Right," said Tomo.

Tomo started running around wildly screaming out, "I am retarded! I am retarded," to every America she saw. Yomi started laughing, while Yukari was rolling on the floor laughing like a maniac. Osaka pointed to Sakaki, saying that she forgot her.

A few minutes later, Tomo was still on her rampage until she bumped into a small little girl, Chiyo, who had heard what Tomo said.

"Eh…hi Tomo-chan," said a puzzle Chiyo.

"Hey it's Chiyo!" shouted Tomo, "Long time no see!"

"Um…what were you just…never mind, I don't want to ask. Where're the others?" Chiyo questioned.

"Chiyo!" screamed everyone else.

"Cute as ever Chiyo!" said Yukari, knocking Chiyo down.

Sakaki was in shock. She immediately asked, "Um…Sensei, what did you do that for?"

"No reason," smiled Yukari.

"Ow!" cried Chiyo. After standing up she led the others to a limo. It was nine o'clock in Los Angeles, California, where Chiyo currently resided.

"Nice limo there!" Kagura exclaimed.

"Thank you!" said Chiyo, "The driver is actually a butler that my dad hired to take care of me in America. He's also from Japan, too."

Yomi told Tomo another "way" to say hello. Tomo was hesitant at first, as she felt that the Americans thought she was weird, but Yomi told her that was because Tomo wasn't enthusiastic enough. Tomo agreed and made sure of the word.

"Ah! I see. A retard must mean hi or something," said Tomo, "But doesn't I and you mean me and you or something?"

Yomi growled to herself, "Looks like you got smarter. However, this is gonna get you from all those years you've annoyed me," and then said, "I and you have different meanings."

"Oh!" exclaimed Tomo.

"Man, she's gullible," laughed Yomi as Tomo ran off.

Tomo hollered to the first America she saw, a tough looking gangster person, "You're a retard! You're a retard!" Tomo was punched in the face.

Osaka was pointing at Sakaki.

Arriving at Chiyo's house in America, the girls were surprised at how big it was.

"Wow…" said Osaka, spacing out.

"Whoa it's bigger than your summer house!" said Tomo.

"Yes! A bigger house!" yelled Yukari.

"It's smaller than your house in Japan," pointed out Yomi, "but it still is pretty big. The only people living here are you and the guy who takes care of you and Tadakichi, if you can call him a person. Why do you need such a big house?"

"I don't," said Chiyo, "But it was my dad who bought, not me. I wondered the same thing when I first saw this house."

"Who cares," said Yukari, "The bigger the better right?"

"Not necessarily," pointed out Nyamo.

Yukari hit Nyamo. Then she went over to Chiyo and hit her for having a big house and not having a separate for herself.

After healing from being hit by Yukari, Chiyo led a little tour around her house. There were seven bedrooms and three bathrooms, but there was no true master room.

"Okay, there are seven bedrooms and we have eight people," explained Chiyo, "So I'll be sleeping on the living room sofa everyday. Someone else can sleep in my room."

Tomo and Yukari raised their hands immediately and hollered, "ME!" They then commenced to argue.

"You're being to nice Chiyo!" said Kagura, "You can sleep in your own room."

"We agree," said the others.

"NO! What the hell are you thinking? It's mine!" shouted Yukari.

"I don't know," said Osaka, smiling a big, odd smile.

"Yukari!" shouted Nyamo, "Chiyo should sleep in her own room. It is her room after all!"

Yukari became angrier and punched Nyamo in the face. Nyamo snapped. The next thing the girls knew, Yukari was unconscious.

"It's better if she doesn't get up," smiled Nyamo, "Now then, Chiyo you sleep in your own room."

Tomo and Kagura were the only ones who were happy. Tomo thought the fight was "cool", while Kagura was happy her tenth grade teacher won.

Lunchtime arrived. Chiyo decided to take them to eat at an expensive Japanese America restaurant.

"It's ironic…We're in America, but we're going to eat Japanese food," said Yomi.

"The food there is top notch!" said Chiyo.

When they arrived, everyone ran into the restaurant, including the butler. The time came to order the food.

"W-wow!" shouted an amazed Yukari, "A lot these are expensive delicacies from Japan. Heh…heh…! I'm not paying so I can eat as much as I want!"

After everyone was finished eating, Yukari hit everyone for eating expensive food.

"You did the same didn't you?" asked Nyamo.

Everyone ate dinner at six o'clock. No one had jetlag. Everyone was pleased by America.

Tomo turned off the lights. Chiyo started screaming. She turned on a flashlight to make it so that she looked creepy, but everything backfired and she was blinded by the light.

"Baka," said Yomi, turning on the lights.

Osaka started to look creepy and smiled a creepy grin.

"Tomo was trying to tell a scary story huh?" asked Osaka, still looking creepy, but lost the grin, "Then I'll tell a scary story. Ku, ku, ku.

"One day, in Los Angeles, California, America, there lived a little girl who was… Chiyo-chan, how old are you?"

"Thirteen."

"Thirteen years old. Her friends and two teachers came from Japan came to America to see her. But something horrible went wrong! Ku, ku, ku!"

"Th-this is pr-pretty scary," said Tomo, quite scared.

"On the airplane was a guy suspected for serial killing!"

"Wait, why didn't the guy get caught if he was suspected?" asked Yomi.

"That's the scary part…"

"Right…" said Kagura.

"And I thought that would be scary!" said Tomo.

"Ah! It's pretty late! Let's all go to sleep! Yukari, you get the sofa!" said Nyamo.

"MOM! yelled Kaorin.

"Yes, dear?"

"I want to go to America to see Sakaki-san!"

"Sorry, but I won't let you."

"Bad things will happen to you if you don't…"

Kaorin's mom became very mad and yelled, "There is no way that you're going damnit! No way! If you keep annoying me, bad things won't happen to me, it'll happen to you!"

Kaorin's mom continued to yell at Kaorin.

"I'll find a way to get to America…" thought Kaorin, smiling.

Kaorin's mother became angrier and yelled, "Are you listening to me Kaori? Just because you're now a college student doesn't mean you can't listen to me! Listen when I'm talking!"

Kaorin's mom continued to yell at Kaorin…

Meanwhile, just before Sakaki was about to sleep, she forgot about something incredibly important. She forgot to ask about Tadakichi-san!