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"Well, my flight is tomorrow at 2:10, so I gotta get to the airport by twelve o'clock!" announced Chiyo's father, "It was nice meeting Chiyo's friends from high school."
"It was nice meeting you too Mr. Mihama," said Yomi politely.
"Yea," said Sakaki quietly.
"Well, we should all get some sleep now!" said Chiyo.
"But I'm not tired yet, dammit!" yelled Tomo.
"Calm down idiot," ordered Kagura.
"You wanna fight?" ferociously asked Tomo.
In the end, Tomo became the first one to sleep, sleeping before she got to her room. Sakaki and Kagura had to quietly and carefully lift her upstairs to her room.
Osaka immediately went to sleep after she got into her room. Osaka started to have yet another peculiar dream.
"Osaka-san!" hollered Chiyo.
"Chiyo-chan!" said Osaka.
"Can you help me take off my pigtails today?" asked Chiyo, "I'm having a problem taking them off, and I need to replace them with new ones."
A large sweat drop appeared in the back of Osaka's head
"U-um…but if I remove them incorrectly, you might die!" said Osaka.
"Don't worry!"
"Um…okay…"
Osaka took the pigtails off of Chiyo. Nothing happened. Chiyo then offered Osaka her old pigtails. Not only were they popular, but they could also fly. Osaka asked why she needed to replace her pigtails. Chiyo responded that the new pigtails looked better. Chiyo brought them out. They looked exactly the same.
Osaka woke up from her dream. However, she still looked half-asleep. Osaka was the third one awake, with Chiyo and her father being the first two. Without thinking, Osaka went up to Chiyo and asked if she could remove her pigtails.
"Y-you want to remove my pigtails…?" asked Chiyo with a large sweat drop.
"I wanna fly!" declared Osaka.
"Wh-what?"
"Oh, I get it," laughed Chiyo's father, "This is one of those weird jokes that are funny at the end. Go on Chiyo, say 'yes'.
"Sure, I guess you can remove my pigtails…" said Chiyo.
"Ah! Thanks!" said Osaka.
Osaka proceeded to grab Chiyo's pigtails. She started pulling Chiyo's pigtails.
"This was harder than before…so this was what she meant…" thought Osaka.
"O-osaka-san! What are you doing!" screamed Chiyo.
"This is probably part of the joke Chiyo," said Chiyo's father, "Just don't pull too hard Osaka."
"Ah! I'm doing it incorrectly!" said Osaka, now more awake.
"You mean the joke?" asked Chiyo and her father.
"No, I mean pulling her pigtails…Whatever got you that joke idea…?" said Osaka.
"…um…" said Chiyo and her father, both with a large sweat drop.
Everyone else woke up a little later. The time came to drop off Chiyo's father at the airport. Everyone got on the limousine and then Daisuke drove off to the airport.
At night, Osaka had yet another dream about Chiyo's pigtails.
"Chiyo-chan!" shouted Osaka, "What are you doing?"
"Ah! Osaka-san!" said Chiyo.
Osaka ran up to Chiyo, who was sitting at a cafeteria table.
"Osaka-san, do you have any extra food?"
"No, what do you need it for? Didn't we just eat lunch?"
"Yes, but my pigtails haven't eaten all day. They need nutrition in order to operate properly."
"Yeah, we need nutrition ya know?" said Chiyo's two pigtails.
Looking at Chiyo and her pigtails with a crazy look, Osaka said, "I d-didn't kn-know th-they needed food..."
"But of course."
After a few minutes, Osaka suddenly spoke again.
"Hey you ever wonder why there're no students here in my dreams except you and me even though we're in school?"
"Not too sure myself. Anyway, do you have extra food for my pigtails?"
"I'll give food to your pigtails if you let me take off your pigtails and fly with them!"
Osaka had said this in the real world, right when the real Chiyo was about to open the door to Osaka's room.
"Um…" said Chiyo.
In the end, Osaka was the last one to wake up, being woke up by the wild Tomo.
At night, the group told horror stories. Tomo went first.
"This is a completely factual story. It happened when Yomi and I were in elementary school. Anyway, you all know that Yomi loves to eat. That's why she's all fat."
After hearing the word "fat", Yomi immediately knocked out Tomo.
Up next, Yukari starting saying her story, "This is a horror story that is also true. It's about Nyamo and one of her boyfr-…"
Yukari was knocked by Nyamo before she finished the word "boyfriend".
Putting her arm over Sakaki's shoulders, Kagura said, "So Sakaki, what horror story do ya got for us?"
"U-um…" mumbled Sakaki.
"Don't be shy!" encouraged Kagura.
"Well um…one day, I saw an advertisement about a lot of cats in this place and you could touch 'em and all, and well um… they all attacked me at once… U-um, it's a true story."
"…" said everyone.
"I'll go up next then," said Kagura, "Well then, there was this guy, who loved swimming. But then…it was scary and horrible…"
"He drowned didn't he?" questioned Tomo, "He got bitten by a shark?"
Kagura shook her head and said, "He forgot how to swim!"
"…" said everyone.
"That wasn't scary?" asked Kagura.
"Hah! You thought that kind of stuff what scary you dumbass?" mocked Tomo.
Kagura and Tomo got into a fight. While they were fighting, Chiyo said that she didn't really know any truly scary stories. Yomi and Nyamo said the same. Finally, it was Osaka's turn.
"Well…This was from a dream. One day, I saw Chiyo-chan, and I was all like 'yo Chiyo-chan' and she was all like 'sup!'."
"Um…I don't think I talk like that…" said Chiyo.
"Th-that must be the scary part," said an injured Tomo, who had lost the fight.
"And then Chiyo-chan said that she had a problem removing her pigtails, and I said that that wasn't possible, so I removed it before. The scary part came when I woke up. Chiyo-chan said I could remove her pigtails, but I couldn't take them off!"
"Oh that…that really did hurt," muttered Chiyo.
Everyone else was silent for a few minutes.