I do not own Azumanga Daioh or any of its characters. I will accept any types of reviews.

This chapter mainly focuses on Kagura. In my opinion, it is hard to write about Kagura and make it uniquely funny, since her characteristics are similar to that of Tomo's and Sakaki's. I will still try though.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Kagura's eyes opened. She sat up, not moving at all. Doing some stretches, Kagura looked at the time. 7:00 AM. After doing the normal morning routine, she went downstairs to eat breakfast. Tomo, Osaka, and Yukari had not woken up yet. Chiyo and Daisuke were making breakfast, Nyamo was reading the newspaper, and Sakaki was playing with Tadakichi. Yomi was waiting for her breakfast. Kagura stretched out and then sat at the table.

"Osaka-san, Tomo-chan, and Yukari-sensei haven't woken up yet," said Chiyo. Chiyo told Daisuke to take over. Chiyo came back down with a cheerful Tomo and a black eye.

"What happened?" asked Yomi, glaring at Tomo.

"N-nothing," replied Chiyo, slowly falling down.

"O-ojou-sama!" yelled Daisuke. "Someone go take care of ojou-sama!"

"Right!" Yomi replied.

Yomi and Kagura lifted Chiyo and place her on a sofa. After a long while, Chiyo still did not wake up.

"This is obviously YOUR fault!" exclaimed Kagura, pointing at Tomo.

"Fine, fine, it's my fault!" said Tomo. "Wait, no! Of course it isn't my fault. I just woke up and found Chiyo lying on the ground. Whatever. Anyway, I'll fix that frickin' problem."

Tomo punched Chiyo in the stomach. Yomi and Kagura were surprised. Chiyo briefly yelled "ow" but then immediately fell unconscious again.

"Didn't work huh?" asked Tomo.

"Of course it didn't work!" shrieked Kagura.

"Damn you Tomo, now we have a bigger problem!" yelled Yomi.

"Hey, Chiyo-chan is still asleep?" asked Osaka, "Why is she sleeping here then?"

Osaka didn't get anyone a chance to answer. She went to a cabinet to get out a pan and ladle. However, she was still half-asleep.

"I won't get a knife this time…" muttered Osaka.

Osaka got the right items. She went up to Chiyo, but suddenly dropped the pan on Chiyo's face. Osaka fell down and hit Chiyo's foot on the side, making Chiyo turn one hundred eighty degrees, right off the couch. Chiyo fell on Osaka. Now two people were unconscious. Tomo clenched her hand into a fist and slowly showed her fist, smiling.

"In your dreams!" Yomi roared, punching Tomo in the face.

While all this was happening, Kagura went outside to talk to Sakaki.

"Oi, Sakaki!" said Kagura, "Wanna race? We haven't raced in quite a while."

"Um…sure, I guess," murmured Sakaki.

"Great! Lemme ask Daisuke-san where the nearest school with a track is!"

Kagura got the information. After breakfast, Sakaki, Kagura, Yomi, Tomo, the two teachers, Daisuke, and two unconscious people, went to the nearest school with a track. Kagura and Sakaki got in their places.

"Wait!" instructed Tomo, "We're missing something and I think you guys know what."

"…Oh yeah! We should have like Daisuke or Yomi take those picture things to determine who wins if the race is close!" said Kagura.

"Hell no!" said Tomo, "You're missing me! I should also race too."

"Sure, sure, it's not like you'll even be close!" mocked Kagura.

Tomo got in her place. Yomi asked if they were ready. The three got in their positions.

"GO!"

Kagura and Sakaki sped off, leaving Tomo in the dust. Kagura was slightly ahead of Sakaki. Sakaki soon caught up, but fell back once more.

By that time, Chiyo had already woken up.

"Wow! Kagura has gotten real fast lately!" exclaimed Chiyo.

"Yeah, before, she was the second fastest girl, right behind Sakaki, but now, she may be even faster than Sakaki!" said Yomi.

"Well, Sakaki never did like sports, while Kagura absolutely loved them," explained Chiyo.

Kagura had passed Sakaki by a noticeable distance. Managing to cut that distance, Sakaki slowly sped up. However, it was a fact that Kagura had definitely improved. Kagura finished the race first. Sakaki came in second. And the last place person didn't manage to get to the finish line until one minute later.

"Wow Kagura, you really have gotten better, although you always were good at sports," admired Chiyo.

"Nah! Besides, I wanna do one more competition! Swimming!"

Daisuke took them to the nearest swimming pool. Unfortunately, there were too many people there.

Although Kagura had said that it was really nothing for winning against Sakaki, she was actually really happy and excited deep down. At night, she praised herself due to not being able to control herself.

"Yeah! I finally beat Sakaki!" screamed Kagura.

"So let's have a drinking party!" shouted Yukari.

"Yahoo!" Tomo shrieked, "I like Kirin beer!"

Everyone stared at Tomo.

"Heh, heh, it's not like I've ever drank beer before…"

"Anyway, what's the point in having a drinking party?" asked Nyamo fiercely.

"No reason," answered Yukari.

"Anyway, I think I might be able to beat you Kurosawa-sensei!" said Kagura.

"Not even in your dreams…yet," mocked Nyamo, "At the rate you're going though, you can probably beat me in a few more years."

"No hard feelings 'kay Sakaki?" said Kagura.

"Yeah, I never liked sports anyway," murmured Sakaki.

Chiyo stood in front of everyone. "Ahem! I have an announcement to make," announced Chiyo. "Tomorrow, we are going to the highly popular city in Nevada, Las Vegas!"

"Yahoo," screamed Kagura, Tomo, and Yukari.

"What's a Mebata and Los Vejes?" asked Osaka.

"Yeah, I was wondering that…" said Kagura and Tomo.

"Las Vegas is a place where there are all these casinos that have gambling and stuff that you guys can't do!" screamed Yukari.

"So what's the point in going there?" asked Kagura bluntly.

"So we adults can have some fun of course!" shouted Yukari.

"Not just that! There are shows and nice hotels and a lot of other things there!" explained Chiyo.

"Whether it's Las Vages or um… where are we?" said Kagura.

"Los Angeles, California," answered Chiyo.

"Yeah, we she said, I still won't lose to you Sakaki!" pronounced Kagura, pointing at a couch.

Kagura was closing her eyes while she said that. In that time, Sakaki had decided to go outside to play with Tadakichi.

"Heh?"