I do not own Azumanga Daioh.
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The girls and teachers had already arrived at Las Vegas. They would be staying at The Mirage. They had gone around other hotels to see shows and exhibits. Finally, they went back to The Mirage to see a magic show.
"Man, that was so damn incredible!" shouted Tomo, after the show.
"I gotta admit, it was nice," said Yomi.
"Peh! That guy's just using some weird tricks to do magic," mocked Yukari, "I can do some real magic."
"Seriously sensei?" asked Kagura.
"Don't believe her Kagura," said Nyamo.
"No watch, I can make you fly," said Yukari.
Yukari told Kagura to anger her. Kagura didn't no what to say. She gradually thought up of something.
"I got into Tokyo University…" said Kagura. "Nah that woul-"
Sure enough, Kagura was in the air.
"There's no way you could get into Tokyo University!" screamed Yukari. "You, Tomo, and Osaka broke the limit to stupidity! You've taken it to a whole new level!"
"Y-yukari!" scolded Nyamo, running to save Kagura.
Nyamo dived. Unfortunately, Nyamo was a bit off. Kagura landed on Nyamo.
"Whoa, sensei! You sure are soft!"
Nyamo was unconscious though.
"Let her sleep!" said Yukari.
"G'night Kurosawa-sensei!" said Osaka.
The next day, Tomo had a request. It was a request that Tomo would never make. It was a request that surprised everyone and angered Yukari.
"WHAT!" said everyone.
"Damn you! There's no hope for you to do that anymore!" scolded Yukari.
"Good luck," said Osaka. "I don't even know what a library or bookstore looks like."
"Me too," said Kagura.
"So can I go to the local library or bookstore?" asked Tomo.
"You can only buy books, since you don't have a card and we'll be leaving soon," pointed out Yomi.
"Damn, then I don't wanna waste money on books," said a disgusted Tomo, "That's preposterous."
"Then why'd you ask?" questioned Yomi.
"I wanted to know if there was a library here so I could check out books. But I just wanted to know if there were bookstores in America."
Everyone went to bookstore. Tomo said that she wanted to find books on magic.
"Tch, I just realized that almost all books are in English," pointed out Yukari. "Your Japanese is horrible already, but English…no way!"
Tomo found a book and read it. "This book is about magic." Tomo read it perfectly.
Chiyo, Yomi, Yukari, and Nyamo, were quite surprised. Osaka and Kagura, on the other hand, were bowing down to Tomo, worshipping her for reading the text in English so well.
"Hey, sensei, what did that mean?" asked Tomo.
"What?" said everyone.
Chiyo, Yomi, Yukari, and Nyamo's faces showed a "thought so" expression. They were still somewhat surprised that Tomo could actually read the text, yet also surprised that she did not understand it. Osaka and Kagura had stopped worshipping Tomo and were actually quite disappointed.
Tomo turned a few pages. "Blowing Fire." She wondered what that meant. "Chiyo, what does that mean?"
"It means blowing fire. It's a magic trick on blowing fire."
"Psh! I can blow fire without magic. I can do it with skill." Tomo calmed herself. "I learned this in a show." Tomo started doing rapid hand gestures or hand seals. She blew in air and said, "Katon! Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" while blowing it out.
"…" said everyone except for Osaka and Kagura.
"So, where's the fire?" asked Kagura.
"Um…by any chance, was that an ANIME?" asked Yomi.
"Yeah," answered Tomo coolly.
"Um…Tomo-chan, tons of elements in anime are not real in real life," said Chiyo.
"Wow, I learned something new yet again," said Osaka. "At the rate I'm going, I can become a genius, like Tomo."
"Eeeermm…….," muttered everyone.
"…….Anyway, how about you guys go somewhere else so I can choose which magic book I want in peace," said Tomo. "We'll all meet at the entrance/exit."
"Wow, but you won't understand it…" said Chiyo.
"I'll try!"
"Good!" said Chiyo.
"You don't really expect Tomo to try to understand that kind of stuff do you?" asked Yomi.
Sakaki was already nowhere in sight, probably out to find cat books. One by one, everyone walked away from Tomo. Tomo smiled. She sneaked off to the Japanese manga section, a section where all the words in the mangas were Japanese.
"Wow you sure did buy quite a lot of books!" exclaimed Chiyo as they were all walking out the bookstore.
"Not to mention they're all in English," said Yomi. "Man, you really are gonna try to study both magic and English with those books?"
Tomo wasn't listening. She was zoning off, not looking where she was going. Without looking, she walked across the street right when a car was passing by. Ironically, the driver was about to go on a red light, so Tomo didn't do anything wrong. The driver swerved in the opposite direction immediately, and accidentally crashed into a car behind his. The two drivers got out of their cars and commenced to arguing in utter disgust.
"Hey, what's wrong Tomo?" asked Kagura, smiling as she lightly punched her.
"This bookstore didn't have enough of the actual Japanese manga, so I had to buy the volumes of the ones I've read before in magazines to trick you guys!" blurted out Tomo on accident.
"Thought so," said Yomi, rolling her eyes.
"Bu-but, Tomo-chan, you could've just told us," said Chiyo. "It's not like you would get in trouble. Now you just wasted money."
"…Good point…"
"Ah! I knew you were that stupid," mocked Yukari. "You, Kagura, and Osaka should've made a club in high school… 'The Retard Club'! Man, you guys could even be world famous idiots!" Yukari fell down laughing.
"Fuck you Yukari," murmured Tomo.
Yukari heard. Yukari kicked Tomo in the stomach. She went flying.
"…………………"
"Yet another person went flying!" said Osaka.