Disclaimer: Dude if I owned the charters the show would rock and I would not be writing a priority! PS: I do not own Richard Simons if I did I would disown him.

The Teen Titan Priority

Chapter 1: The Insanity!

Robin: Now that we have defeated Slade we will now find out who he is really is!

Robin removes mask

All: Richard Simons!?

Richard Simons: Yes it is true but I even have more outrageous statement which is unoriginal! I am all of your fathers!

Raven: That is impossible

Cyborg: Ya I don't have a father I was created.

Starfire: I agree too my father is still on my planet.

Beastboy: Ya

Robin: well you could be my father but that is all too predictable.

Richard Simons: ya but this is a priority nothing is suppose to make sense.

Then we all suddenly realize that, that statement was a "No shit sherlock!"

Richard Simons: You see that we are at the mercy at the author. ANY THING CAN HAPPEN!!

Then all of the sudden a high powered magnet is slapped to cyborg's forehead and suddenly an 8 ft mutated rotten peach comes down out of the ceiling and attacks the rest of the group.

Mutated Rotten Peach: I like cheese OBEY THE CALLING OF THE CHEESE!!

Suddenly we finally realize that when they say at the mercy at the author they mean at the mercy at the author.

Raven: Why a 8 ft mutated rotten peach?

Suddenly a loud voice is heard coming from the sky

Loud voice: Because I said so!

Robin: Jesus? Is that you?

Loud voice: Hell no I am the Author!

Cyborg: Fishafasha!##$kjgoi

Author: You are now victims to my sugar high off of red bull, gatoade, and vadca! My mother told me to stay away from the red bull BUT I WOULD NOT LISTEN! MUHAHAHA!!!!

All: Not cool

Then all of the sudden the Teen Titans started doing stupid things like: saying jibberish, shoving apples up there noses, running around in circles, listening to Backstreet boys, running into walls, downloading crap off the Internet, etc., etc.

Author: HAHAHAHA!!!

All: I have not been so embarrassed in my life!

Author: ya because you all suck!!

Now we suddenly realize that this statement is true and all start sending flames to the Author.

Author: you have all been victims of the POWER OF THE SUGAR HIGH GNOMES!!

Author goes on laughing for 10 pages and says some more gunk and trash so to save your sanity we will stop here.

OBEY THE GNOMES!!!