Disclamer: I do not own Teen Titans la la yak I like cheese.

(a/n): Lookie I made another chapter with almost as much insanity as the last one! Special thanks to Sadistic Riya the first reviewer. Everybody say hoop rah for Sadistic Riya! HOOP RHA! Also thank you Mangagirl13! Yes sadly she is my partner in crime she created the Florida Everglades in KANSAS! Muhahahah! And now for something completely different (not!).

The Teen Titan Priority

Chap. 2: More insanity to fry your brain!

OK we are all going to hop on our magical time log (to confuse you more) and go back before we find out who Slade is! The Teen Titans are going to the Florida Everglades in Kansas to see an oracle to help them find out how to capture Slade. Now they are walking though a swamp to find the oracle's hut.

Starfire: But I thought that the Florida Everglades were in Florida not Kansas.

Cyborg: Well this is a priority like we explained nothing is suppose to make sense such as Norway is in Montana.

Robin: Shut up Cyborg (slaps a high powered magnet to Cyborg's head)

Cyborg: dofiah oig jg8902

Raven: Like adding gasoline to a fire.

Suddenly the Teen Titans see a man kayaking in a tree.

Man: SQUIRRELS!

Robin: Hi?

Man: What are you kids doing here there be sharks in these parts!

Raven: Sharks in Kansas?

Man: Yes they plague these parts watch out for them they like to stay in the flower beds.

Beast Boy: Right

Man: Look here they come (picks up a bag of goldfish crackers and starts throwing them at the Teen Titans.)

Robin: AHHHHHHHHH my eyes one landed in my eyes! IT BURNS!

Cyborg: ofiahwo 0awu40r8

Starfire: It is not nice to throw things. (Man throw the bag at Starfire and lands on the ground)

Starfire: It is not nice to litter either.

Man: What are you the IRS?

Raven: Don't you mean an environmentalist?

Man: No! You know the IRS the people who come after you if you are bad to your children!

Starfire: That is not nice!

Man: Take your best shot you pansy!

Robin: Teen Titans attack!

Then the Teen Titans start beating up the man kayaking in a tree until he appeared to be knocked out.

Robin: Now lets go find the oracle!

Suddenly the man stands up right.

Man: Potato! You are lucky that the ASPCA did not see that or else they would give you taxes.

Beast Boy: What!?

Man: And I have some thing else that is very confusing! (Whips off his face and is really the oracle!)

Robin: Wow I am confused.

Oracle: You should be!

Raven: OK now we found the oracle. Now what?

Oracle: You go back home!

All: Why?

Oracle: Because you are not suppose to come here until February 30th!

Beast Boy: Then why are we here in November?

Starfire: We went all this way for nothing! But wait there is no February 30th!

Oracle: HAHAHA! You suck! For I am really the author!

Beast Boy: OK now I am even more confused!

Author: Yes let it fry your brain! Now you are stuck in a continuum of cartoon fools!

All: Not cool

Cyborg: oawhefoi900 uw0igjs!

Author: Shut up! Look what I can do! (pushes Cyborg and he blows up all over Beast Boy)

Beast Boy: Man this will take for ever to wash out of my dress!

All: OK?!