A/n: YEA! I made chap 3! O hoop rah! EAT THAT WRITER'S BLOCK! MUHAHAHAHAHHA! Ok before we start I am going to take the time to awnser some of my reviews. orchid87 wow you are so right! Most of the most famous authors weren't sain thank you for your very supportive review! Oh and PrincessSakuraTenshi12 is my best friend thank you for reviewing! Rock on A lil' like Raven and bryonne for liking my story! Ok now its time for Slayergirl1362's, don't worry I am not mad at you. OK the reason why I am ragging on them is, well, simply I personally think it is funny I just watch it to make fun of it. But don't get me wrong several people my age watch it and like it, but in my opinion is that the show is a little stupid, and yet I have to admit that the newer episodes have gotten a lot better. Thanks anyway for your review. NNY273000, don't worry I am not mad at you either. I actually like some constructive criticism. But you must understand that I made this story when the show first started so no one knew anything about the group and they didn't have accurate character bios, they just had theories. The script format I really apologize for, but can you imagine the story in another format? But if it pissess people off, I am sorry. Also to make a funny story you need to be on a sugar high, at least if you are me, because if I am not, normally my writing is quite serious (sounds funny coming from me.) but thank you for your review and for reading my story! Oh one more thing, when you review could you put a topic for the next chapter, I would really appreciate it for I am running out of ideas. There is only so much you can do with a parody. Thanks for reading! On with the chapter!

Disclaimer: Must I really say it. Sigh, OK I don't own the Teen Titans.

Teen Titan Parody Chap. 3

Spring Cleaning

Robin: in a frilly dress and apron and dusting with a feather duster "cleaning cleaning O how I like to clean!"

Cyborg: walks into the room and looks at Robin "Good lord what are you wearing"

Robin: "my favorite dress, um I mean what the hell!" slaps a magnet to Cyborg's head "you didn't see this"

Cyborg: "asdkljflk"

Robin: "That was close." goes on singing and cleaning

Meanwhile

Raven: meditating

Starfire: dumps a bunch of dusty books on Raven "Hello Raven will you like to help us clean?"

Raven: looks pissed "what are you doing?"

Starfire: "I told you cleaning, I think your planet calls it spring cleaning!"

Raven: "Is November"

Starfire: "O well it is still fun, see even Beastboy is helping!"

Beastboy" in ram form and pulling a wagon, looking really zoned out "I see pretty flowers"

Raven: looks surprised "What did you do to him?"

Starfire: "I gave him these pills. A nice stranger gave them to me and said it was candy!"

Raven: looks at the pills "Good lord this is Cannabis!"

Cyborg: walks in saying gibberish

Raven: "God not again" takes off magnet

Cyborg: "Thank you! I don't know why but that happens to me a lot." goes on talking

Raven: "Shut up" puts magnet back on

Back to Robin

Robin: sewing certains "Wow I feel like Martha Stewert! He he he he"

Then the alert button goes off.

Robin: looks at it gasp "some oneis selling drugs downtown! Come on team lets go!" notices that no one is there Arggg I do the laundry, do the dishes, and I am a good home keeper. Must I do everything!"

We now must understand Robin must be part girl because he is PMSing.

Robin: walks up stairs and finds everyone else "OK guys there is someone selling drugs downtown sot lets moveout!"

Mind you he is still wearing the frilly dress"

All: looks at Robin then at each other

Starfire: opens her mouth as if to say something but just closes it

Robin: "come on guys lets go!"

OK so just to cut to the chase the went down town to find as stand with a sign that said:

Drug Candy store

That's right candy store.

A grungy looking man sits behind the stand.

Starfire: "Hey that's the man that gave me the candy! Hi!"

Man: "Hi, you want more Dru no candy?

Starfire: "Sure!"

Man: "Oh I have some free samples of trail mix" points to a bowl of pills "Go ahead take some"

All: "OK" grabs a bunch of pills

After a while each one of them had a ton of "trail mix"

Starfire: "Are you sure this is trail mix, well I see all of these colors."

Man: "of course, hey lets go to your house to party."

All: zoned out "OK"

So the teen titans and the man went back to the "titan tower" and ended up partying all-night and getting really high.

Robin: points at Beast boy "you very foxy lady"

Raven: blowing up things "KABOOM!"

The teen titans go on doing this till very early in the morning after everything is wrecked.

Starfire: "my goodness what happened!"

Raven: "Who did this?"

Man; Stands up triumphantly on top of the couch "I did!"

All: "What!"

Beast boy: "Aww man not again!"

Man: "Oh yes again! Muhahahaha Go my gnomie homies and attack!"

Suddenly a mob of lawn gnomes come out of no were and start attacking the teen titans.

Robin: "Teen titans attack!"

The Teen titansdefeat the gnomes eventually.

Robin: "Now it's your turn."

Man: "I would like to see you try for I am really the Author!"

All: "Man not again!"

Robin: "But we can still beat her guys if we believe we can do it!"

Author: "muhahahaa, try as you might but you will never defeat me! For it is my story so anything can happen!"

Beast Boy: "Like we haven't heard that before."

Author: "What!"

Raven: "Yea have you noticed that you've been using the same phrases as the last two chapters."

Starfire: "Yes you do use a lot of the same lines."

Robin: "Isn't that called unoriganality?"

Author: eye twitch "I know you didn't just say that."

Robin: Quick attack!"

The teen titans charge at the author. Then she suddenly flies 8ft off the ground.

Author: "Ha you suck!"

All: "what the..."

Author: runs up the wall "hahaha look I am breaking the laws of physics!"

Cyborg: "Cool let me try!" Tries to run up the wall but fails badly

Author: "see only I can break the laws of physics because I ROCK!"

All: "aww man"

Author: "Muahahahahha! Ha, well I am done here."

Beast boy: "That's it!"

Author: pushes Beast Boy down the stairs and a gigantic hypogriff comes out from the ceiling

All: "Crap"

Author: "Yea now that's it, and I resurrected all the dark sprits in the house so have fun!" flies out the window

All: "Here we go again."