A/n: Wow guys this has really been a while. Man its been sense 2-19-05 sense I have updated this thing. Writers block is the culprit. Stupid writer's block. Yeah I bet you thought I was dead, well nay dear reader nay! For I am very very alive, as a live as a well, as a living thing can be! Here it is, Chapter de cinco! Muy bein!

Chapter 5: In worst case sanrio it's not wise to lick the inside of a blender.

Cyborg: (is in the kitchen cooking, he is wearing a frilly pink apron with pandas on it.) Cooking is so fun! (spins around like a ballerina) Tee Hee!

Beast boy: (Comes in and looks) (pauses) Hey Robin I think Cyborg has a virus again!

Robin: (staggers in he is obviously drunk) You know what, you know what, I say we go and smell each other's underwear for several hours.

Raven: (comes in) Robin you are talking to a stove.

Robin: Oh. (pauses) What do you mean I'm drunk?

Raven: I didn't ask that.

Robin: You know what...I don't like you linger...

Raven: (sighs then slaps a magnet on his forehead)

Robin: So you see there was this guy at super hero camp and (goes on talking)

Raven: (pauses) It normally works for when Cyborg is being retarded.

Cyborg: Hey I'm stupid not retarded!

Raven: (pats him on the back) sure you are (slaps magnet to his forhead) There problem solved beast boy.

Cyborg: ¡Por qué! Yo normaly goza los elefantes púrpuras. ¡Por qué debe ellos me odian tan!

Beast Boy: Whoa its never done that before!

Raven: Yeah, I probably stuck it on the wrong spot.

Beast Boy: Lets see what eles he can do (move's it slightly)

Cyborg: Bonjour mon nom est du omlet de fromage. Comment pouvoir je contiens vos poulets aujourd'hui.

Raven: (moves it) this is oddly entertaining.

Cyborg: Ay min kamerat parrots ! Løker er dårlig for røttene av beverer !

Raven: Now its old…

Beast boy: one more! (moves it)

Cyborg: So that is why you do not super glue ice cream to the bottom of mallets, however it is also brings

us to the disturbing question: does coffee bleed?

Raven: (puts it in another spot)

Cyborg: aoheoaijsfoaiwep!$U(8EOAE?

Raven: that's better..

Beast boy: why its fun when he talks about random things.

Raven: Copy righting, we can't have him exposing us for who we really are….

(Music in the back ground: Dun nu NUUUU!)

Beast boy: (Shocked) That we are cross dressing midgets who are deaf and easily startled!

Robin: (starts licking the wall)

Raven: …… Not asking.

Suddenly a Scandinavian walrus comes out of the toaster.

Scandinavian Walrus: Ay avast ye matie For I be speaking in a foreign language.

Beast Boy: cool!

Raven: …….not asking still

SW: Come dance the dance of my people! (Randomly blows up)

Starfire: (comes in to the room when she hears the explosion.) What was that friends?

Robin: (is still licking the wall)

Raven: Just a random Scandinavian walrus

Beast boy: That could dance like the wind!

Starfire: AH! It is bad luck to have a walrus dance! We must have a sacrifice! Where did this beast emerge from!

Raven: The toaster

Starfire: Then we must appease it! Bring forth the toaster for we will sacrifice to it.

Beast boy: Umm here it is (hands her the toaster)

Starfire: Very good!

Raven: So what are we going to sacrifice to it?

Beast boy: A human?

Starfire: No we can't handle the costs.

Robin: I once had a toaster for a girl friend.

Raven: Robin go back to licking the wall.

Beast boy: Speaking of Robin where is Cyborg?

Some where in Orange, Texas.

Cyborg: (selling parking meters on the street corner) asldfjpoawjefals!

Random Guy: (slaps a magnet on him) hold this

Cyborg: …aowiefjaweqq23401

Random guy 2: hold these also (sticks four more on)

Cyborg: (light goes off and he starts smoking , literally and he is drooling a bit)

Back to our other Teen Titans

Starfire: Never mind that we need a sacrifice.

Beast boy: Well I have a pizza…

Starfire: That is good!

Beast boy: (gives it to her)

Starfire: (Places it by the toaster) oh great toaster hear our plea and accept our sacrifice!

Raven: (waits a while) its not doing anything…

Beast boy: Maybe we need to shove it into one of the slots.

Starfire: Yes indeed, (shoves the pizza into the toaster) Now great toaster accept our sacrifice!

Raven: Still isn't doing anything.

Beast boy: Lets plug it in (plugs it in)

First the pizza starts to melt in the toaster then it starts to catch on fire. Then it suddenly burst into 18 ft. flames.

Beast boy: Oh shikkier slaven!

Slowly coming from the flames steps forth a figure.

The figure: DOES ANYONE WANT A PEANUT! (the figured is revealed to be none other than the author!)

All: (Super gasp!)

The Author: Yeah I'm back biatches!

Starfire: But why! You have been gone for a year now!

The Author: Well did you stick a pizza in the toaster then let it catch on fire?

Beast boy: umm yes

The Author: That is how you summon me! Muhahahaha!

Raven: Oh joy (sarcastically)

Author: Silence you cabbage handed carnival person! Now dance my puppets dance! (suddenly a large squid comes out of the toaster)

Squid: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Author: Hear its horrid cry!

Squid: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk….hey I'm really sensitive you know. My cry isn't horrid…I think its beautiful.

Author: freakin squid!

Squid: You know my mom thinks I'm special and that's all that matters!

Author: everyone thinks you are dumb and your mom thinks so to!

Squid: Why do you say things you know will hurt me!

Author: (pauses) Jesus Christ…..

Jesus: (comes out of no where) what about me.

Author: nothing….

The author looks around and then relizes that during all of this the teen titans of snuck away.

Author: great….lets have a party and crash their place!

Squid and Jesus: Yay!

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