A/n: wow, I'm on a role guys! Here is the next chapter enjoy!
The teen titan parody
Chapter 6: Kidnapped oh snap!
Starfire: (comes into the kitchen floating above the ground like she normally does) (looks into the refrigerator) Hmm where are the yummy nuts of pea? (looks at the table to see a note) What ever could this piece of paper be here for? (picks it up to reveal it's a note)
Note: muahahaha, we have kidnapped your precious cyborg and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it! Isn't that a shame! Doesn't it feel like you are caught in a cyclone of pathetic ness! Well you should!
Any who I now have your friend, if you want him back then you must come and get him.
Sincerely,
If I was to sign my name I would be a dumb ass so I won't ahahahah!
Ps: My felines have stolen your peanuts as well!
Starfire: (gasps) Cat's are peanut nazi's! Robin, Beastboy, Raven! Our peanuts have been taken!
Beast boy: (Comes running in) No way! Not the peanuts!!
Raven: (oozes out of the floor by doing that cool shadow thing, well you know what I mean) Starfire quit screaming, Robin probably ate them.
Starfire: NAY! Some one has left a letter.
Raven: (takes it and reads it) oh and they have taken our magnet holder/coat rack.
Beast boy: Cyborg!
Robin: (comes in looks sick)
Starfire: (starts shaking him) NOO THEY HAVE STOLEN HIS PEANUTS AS WELL!
Raven: No he just has a hang over from chapter five.
Starfire: (didn't pay attention) We must get the peanuts back and our coat rack! But who took them.
Raven: I don't know, Richards Simmons is the prime suspect.
Beast boy: Buffalo!
Raven: Shut up
Beast boy: Taco newspaper dog chair mallet!
Starfire: Now he is possessed as well! Who could be doing this! We need to know so we can get our peanuts and coat rack back!
Raven: Well, we can always go and buy another coat rack seeing that was all cyborg was good for and some peanuts.
Starfire: (slaps her) Do not think of such nonsense! Those were special peanuts and special coat rack!
Raven: Fine but who took them!
Starfire: The only one that would have nazi cats! Who steal peanuts!
Raven: and make Beast boy say random words.
There is a long pause.
Beast boy: Glycol!?
Starfire: That is it!
Raven: Yes! Wait who do you think it is?
Starfire: Samuel L. Jackson!!!! He is the only one that would do it!
Raven: (long pause) no I don't think its him
Starfire: Then who could it be!
Beast boy: chair potato!
Raven: The person that controls our universe in this parody and made reference to peanuts in the last chapter. The author!
Music in the back ground: Dun nu nuuuu!
Starfire: You know I don't think we'll ever find out where that music is coming from.
Raven: But where would the author be…….
Starfire: ummmm
Beast boy: Koala!
Starfire: That's right a zoo!!
Raven: well its worth a shot.
(at the ZOO!)
Starfire: (looks around) where could she be?
Raven: Oh I don't know (points to a blazing inferno in the distance) I think that is a hint.
Beast boy: table!
Raven: ok, yeah that was slightly amusing to start and now its just dumb. (duct tapes Beast boy's mouth closed) that should fix it.
Starfire: Lets go peanuts await!
The team walks to the blazing inferno to see that Cyborg is tied up to a wooden stake and the peanut can is right by him.
Starfire: THE PEANUTS!
Suddenly a giant carrot weilding german man named Ralph comes before them.
Ralph: BEWARE OF MY CARROT IT HAS A BAD SKIN ALLERGY!!!
Raven: Ok…..
Ralph: If a monkey was to ever approach me with a booklet on the space time continuum I would have to lick his brother named Sam!
Starfire: Give us back our peanuts!
Ralph: MY CARROT IS NAMED CARL WE ARE BROTHERS!
Raven: That doesn't help us.
Suddenly a figure steps out of the shadows wearing a cloak. When the light hits the person it is revealed to us that this person is the AUTHOR!
Author: hey guys whats going on? Why are you raining on my parade?
Starfire: Because we desire our peanuts back!
Raven: Yeah, why did you take our peanuts and Cyborg?
Author: Oh, about that. Well seeing that I only got 7 hits and 1 review, I was going to do a sacrifice to the fanfiction god.
Starfire: Fanfiction god?
Author: Yeah, he is realy nice, his name is Mertle he still lives with his mom.
All: That's sad.
Author: Yep.
Raven: wait so you are blaming us for not making you have more reviews.
Starfire: But you have 21 already that is really well for a 5 chapter story!
Author: I know….
Raven: Plus it isn't our fault that you are unoriginal and not as funny as you were.
Author: (something snaps) Ok that is it, you asked for it smasked for it!
Starfire: What was with that random rhyme?
Author: Ralph get them.
Ralph: MY BALOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME! (raises the carrot up)
Beast boy: mmmmiiiiiiiffff!!!
Starfire: oh no! Don't let it be O-s-c-a-r!
Raven: Wait I have an idea!
Starfire: As do I! It worked in the wizard or oz (clicks her heels as she says this) I'm afraid of old people, I'm afraid old people, I'm afraid of old people!
Suddenly an old person complete walker falls out of the sky and lands on Ralph.
Old person: where is my apple sauce!!!
Author: oh great….quick my banana eating waffles attack!
Giant waffles come out of nowhere and attack them.
Giant waffles: AHHH kufuuflesss!
Author: Wait a minuet. (looks at Cyborg's arm) It says made in china! Made in china! Aw man… I can't sacrifice something cheaply made as this. (Unties him) Here have your coat rack back and your peanuts.
All: YAY!!
Starfire: at last my peanuts we are together again. (opens it up to see that its empty) Empty!
Author: Yep! Sucks to be you. (stikes a pose and then flys off into the sky with her waffles, Ralph, and the old person that landed on Ralph.)
Starfire: Curse you, curse you with the curses of a thousand suns!
Cyborg: Thank you guys you saved me!
Raven: Shut up coat rack (is about to put the magnet on him) wait, we do this in every chapter. (dumps pudding on him instead)
Cyborg: AHHH IT BURNS! IT BURNS WITH THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND EVILS!!!
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a/n: well unfortunately I don't think this is my best, oh well. People please suggest topics for the next chapter to keep this going. Ex: Trick or treating, carpet store, what would happen if a waffle iron came and attacked them. Also some lines that would be funny would be great also. I'll give credit to you in my opening author's notes. Keep the parody alive!