Hey! Told you we would update...Lol. It's been well over a year. So we're probably starting off with a whole new set of readers that can APPRECIATE HUMOR! Well written humor, that is. Enjoy the chapter, because who knows when you'll see another...

Harry rushed over to Ginny. "This girl needs CPR!" he shouted frantically. Harry immediately got down on his knees, bent down, and put his lips onto the soft, luscious, pink, soft, supple, luscious, soft, delicate, yielding, not firm, soft, angelic, exquisite, pulchritudinous, soft, superb, not grotesque, embouchement that belonged to Ginny.
"Um...Harry?" Ron asked tentatively. "Wrong embouchement. I think you need to move up about thirty six centimeters."
Harry's head jerked up quickly. He wiped his mouth on his sleeve and then replied, "Right-o mate." He then moved his mouth onto her soft, luscious, pink, soft, supple, luscious, soft, delicate, yielding, not firm, soft, angelic, exquisite, pulchritudinous, soft, superb, not grotesque, other embouchement. He breathed in softly and then gave some of his breath to his former sweetheart. "Hang on Ginny, we'll get you through this," he said, and then began to push onto her chest. "One...two...three..."
"ROFL HRY! U DNT PSH THERE!" Ron yelled, once again using chatspeak.
Ginny jerked up from the ground suddenly. "Oh, what happened?"
"Oh, thank Merlin you're alright Ginny," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mrs. W., you obviously cannot see that she's having an involuntary seizure while unconcious!" Harry said. He shoved her back onto the ground and once again began to push on her special area, and then forgot what Ron had said about the wrong embouchement, and moved to there.
Ginny got up and kicked Harry in the mouth. "Are you freaking crazy Harry?"
"Crazy about you...babe," he replied, winking. Harry wiped the blood from his mouth on his sleeve.
"Harry, you're the one who broke up with me..." sighed Ginny. "Look, can you guys leave? I need to talk to Harry...alone." Everyone left except for Ron. "Ron, I said go away."
"Well, I just thought Harry might need some back up..." Ron said, looking at his feet sadly.
"GET OUT RON!" she yelled.
"You know Ginny, this is why all of your boyfriends dump you..." he said.
"I broke up with Dean, I broke up with Michael, and look who's talking Mr. Lavender Dumped My Ass."
"Words hurt Ginny, they hurt real bad..." he said, trying not to break out into sobs. He then left.
Harry looked at Ginny's shirt and stared for a second.
"What are you staring at, Harry?"
"Oh, you've got a little--um--stuff--on your uh...shirt," he said, trying hard not to giggle.
"Uh...yeah, I like to call it a shirt," she sighed.
"No really, it's so gross. Like someone puked on you. HO MY GOODNESS GIN! Did you get knocked up and have a baby? HO MY FREAKING MERLIN! Is the baby mine?" he asked worriedly.
"Harry, I do not have anything on my shirt! I'll prove it to you," she said. Ginny looked down at her shirt. Harry quickly took his finger and flicked her nose.
"Gotcha!" he yelled.
"I am so glad we're not together anymore! Just leave me alone! Go hit on Hermione...or Draco or something. But leave me the hell alone you crazy fool!"
"That hurts Ginny," he said. Harry pointed to the right side of his chest. "Right here Gin, right here."
"Harry, your heart is on the left side of your chest."
"Yeah, but we're British. So it's over here..." He pointed again.
"You are such a retard! Infact, ever since school's ended the only sane one that I see is Hermione!" Ginny left on a very pissed off key.

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DRACOLICIOUS666 SIGNED OFF
WeezLYishKING: I STILL DONT NO WAT NE1 IS TALKING ABOUT!

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