Hola! Hi everybody! Well, because of the amount of reviews, and also by what some of my friends said...both. Both things will happen. I don't know how or why, but I got this crazy idea out of nowhere. I was about to dismiss the whole idea until it replayed in my head. It was one freaky dream. At first I thought it was an actual episode until I realized my character was in it. So, I was like watching it and it played out pretty well. That's when I decided if I don't put it in as a chapter it'll probably keep repeating on me like a chunky burrito. But, I don't mean the chupacabra since it has two other names. The chupicablahblah or the chunky burrito. That was random. Anyway, I wasn't expecting this chapter, but since it would explain the whole...thing... with Jack, and since it would fit in with the other stuff I figured just do it. This was meant to be in a way, stupid and sort of funny. But, no little dancing fairies were harmed or emotionally damaged in the making of this chapter. Just because of what they did to the characters, doesn't mean they should be killed...wait a minute, yes it does. If someone did that to me, I'd make sure my pitchfork was sharpened and my torch was lit. But no, I wouldn't kill little fairies. I'm more mature and responsible...(looks at the torch and pitchfork in hands) Well what do you know, if you can't beat em, join em. (Joins the mob of angry xiaolin showdown characters and prepares to hunt dancing fairies.) All right guys, let's get em! CHARGE!

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It was just your average day, nothing too interesting was happening. Everyone was pretty much bored out of their little minds. Wow. Must be pretty boring. Really. But, whenever there's a boring day, something...not boring will come. Especially considering a new shen gong wu was about to reveal itself. Even though the little things in the shen gong wu, had already been released.

Dojo: "Let's go! Move it, move it. Come on already! Get your butts moving!"

Omi: "Why must our butts be in motion?"

Dojo: "We got a shen gong wu to pick up!"

Kimiko: "Which shen gong wu is it?"

Dojo: "...I don't know.We're missing the scroll for it. All I know from memory is that it's something bad. It makes people...weird."

Rai: "That doesn't sound to bad."

Clay: "It depends on what you call weird."

Dojo: "Look, all I remember is that it's bad. Also, it has something to do with little...I can't remember. Let's just get going."

Elektra: "Yeah, we should get going before the forces of darkness go after it."

Rai: "But if it does you can just get rid of it like you did that vampire. Where'd he go anyway?"

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The vampire was waking up. "What the...where the heck am I?" He pushed away some papers that were on top of him. He peered out of the dumpster he was in. There were puppets walking around on the sidewalk and streets. "NO!" He looked at his hands and saw, he too, was a puppet. "NNOOOO!" Yes, he was banished to the puppet dimension.

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Clay: "Look! I think that's the shen gong wu!"

Kimiko: "Oh great, looks like most of our enemies are there." Jack, Wuya, and Chase were there."

Rai: "And evil witch got her body back."

They landed on the ground a few feet away from the shen gong wu.

Omi: "Away from the back of the shen gong wu!"

Everyone stared blankly trying to figure out what he said.

Elektra: "Uh...I think he means back away from the shen gong wu."

Jack: "Cute, good at fighting, dissing, and you're smart. Why'd you leave me!" He started crying.

"Once again, I'm not even sure you're my species. Only talk to me if ...wait a minute...don't even talk to me."

Wuya: "The shen gong wu is mine!..." She tapped her foot on the ground and stared at Jack.

Jack: "Oh yeah...Jackbots attack!"

Kimiko and Rai took on Wuya, Omi took on Chase, and Elektra and Clay took on the robots.

Lana: "Hey Dana, Mana...look."

Dana: "It's just a bunch of humans Lana."

Mana: "Maybe they're after the Flower of Fairies."

Lana: "They could be, but who cares. We still do what we do best."

Mana: "You're right Lana, we still have to do what we do best."

Dana: "Man, I love my job. I call dibs on the first person!"

Lana, Dana, and Mana were little fairies that came from the shen gong wu known as the Flower of Fairies. Their job is to...well...you'll see for yourself in about a minute. But, Dana flew silently into the shadows where Jack was hiding.

Jack: "Well, at least I'm safe from the fight. AHCHO! Man, I must be allergic to some...I think I'm in love." He walked out from the shadows in a weird lovestruck way. He walked past all the people that were fighting and headed to where Elektra was.

"I think I'm in love with you." She ignored him and continued fighting the robots that were attacking her. She was getting cornered against a huge rock wall which was part of a cliff. She kept fighting. Jack started heading toward her and he accidentally tripped over a broken robot and went toward her. She had just finished destroying the last robot when he came at her. They ended up colliding which pushed Elektra straight back against the rock. (Prepare for sort of shocker if you didn't know it was coming) He ended up kissing her. Everyone stopped fighting and stared at them. It became silent. Completely and totally silent. Everyone's expression was of pity and disgust. Chase was standing there with an angry expression on his face and was clenching his fists. Elektra was just standing there in shock. I guess you could say she was traumatized. (I feel so bad for her right now.) They were just standing there. She couldn't believe what was happening. She started getting dizzy and felt like passing out. 'EEWW! What's going on here? Is he actually enjoying this!' She wriggled out of his grasp and kicked him in the stomach. "OW!" He fell to the ground. Elektra dropped on the ground and started coughing.

Omi: "Elektra, are you alright?"

Elektra: "Choking...not breathing."

Dojo: "That's it!"

Kimiko: "What's it?"

Dojo: "That's the bad thing the shen gong wu does. It makes people fall in love."

Rai: "Wow. I feel so bad for Elektra right now." She was still kneeling on the ground coughing.

Wuya: "What good is that shen gong wu then?" She shouted.

Chase had walked over to Jack and grabbed him and headed into the forest. Within moments there was a high pitched girly scream. All the birds flew out of the trees and scattered.

Clay: "What in tarnations was that?"

Omi: "It sounded like a little girls' cry of distress."

Chase walked back out from the forest and was brushing off his hands with a pleased expression on his face. Jack walked out with a black eye and fat lip and collapsed on the ground.

Rai: "How did the shen gong wu use it's power considering no one used it?"

Dojo: "That's the other thing about it. There are these little things that sort of guard it or something like that."

Omi: "Then we better take it before someone else becomes that way."

Kimiko: "It's gone!" The shen gong wu was missing.

Clay: "Where'd it go? No one could've taken it."

Omi: "Maybe it was the things Dojo speaks of."

Dojo: "Uh oh, with those things on the loose there's no telling who their next victim will be!"

Elektra stood up and walked over to the group.

Rai: "Hey, how you doing?"

Elektra: "I think I'm ok. Very, very grossed out and disturbed, but I'm still alive."

Dojo: "We better get outta here now, before they find their next...ACHO!" Kimiko sneezed.

"Wow, I hope I'm not allergic to some...I think I'm in love."

Dojo: "Oh no! That's how they get you!"

Rai: "They get you by making you sneeze?"

Dojo: "It's some sort of magic dust. I can't remember! It was 1,500 years ago!"

Kimiko walked over to Chase. "Hey, you're cute."

"Excuse me?"

Rai: "Oh great, two down."

Omi: "Kimiko, you do not grape the peel with our enemy!"

Everyone stared blankly at him.

Elektra: "Uh...peel the grape?"

Everyone still shrugged anyway.

Dojo: "I think we better get outta here."

Kimiko: "But I can't leave my sweetie!" She said as she clung to his arm.

Jack: "And I can't leave my precious!" Said Jack as he tried to hug Elektra.

Dojo: "Yeah...but if we don't leave soon, who knows who the next victim will be!"

Right after he finished saying that, 3 more people sneezed."

Elektra: "Oh no." Omi, Rai, and Clay were the next three victims.

Omi: "Elektra, you are looking most beautiful today."

Clay: "Yep, you sure are."

Rai pushed both of them out of the way. "So, you wanna blow this taco stand and do something fun?"

Jack: "Hey, she's mine!"

Rai: "No, she's mine!"

Clay: "She's mine, partners!"

Omi: "This is most stupid, she deserves the best...which happens to be me."

Jack: "Well I saw her first so she's mine!" They all get into a huge fight.

Wuya: "Well, I'd hate to leave this fight but, I have evil to do...ACHO!" She ran over to Chase. "Hey, want to go on an evil date?"

Kimiko: "He's mine! Stay away you witch!"

Wuya: "No, he's mine!" They both started fighting. Everyone except Chase and Elektra were fighting, and Dojo.

Elektra: "What are we going to do now?"

Chase: "I would advise, not staying here."

Elektra: "Dojo, do you know how to get everyone back to normal?"

Dojo: "Nope. And we don't have any scrolls on it either."

Elektra: "...Wait a minute. Do these things happen to be earth spirits?"

Dojo: "Yeah, I think so."

Elektra: "Back where I used to live there was a temple with scrolls on all sorts of earth spirits and creatures."

Chase: "Then there could be something there."

Dojo: "Just tell me where to go and we'll go." He transformed and both of them jumped on and flew away."

Clay: "That no good varmit stole Elektra from me!"

Rai: "Nobody steals my girl!"

Omi: "Oh no! Elektra needs me. After all, I am the most strongest and good looking."

Jack: "Hey, nobody steals my girlfriend!"

Wuya: "That little brat stole my Chasey!"

Kimiko: "Nobody ever does that to me, or else they pay!"

They all headed after them.

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Chase, Elektra, and Dojo landed right at the old village. It was quiet. No one was there.

Dojo: "Nice place. Awfully quiet though."

Elektra: "Nobody's been here for years. Everyone just disappeared." She headed toward the training temple and walked silently down the hallway to a room filled with scrolls. "Start looking."

They all searched through every scroll in the room.

Dojo: "Hey, I think I found something!" He brought the scroll over to the other two. "I remember now. The things that guard the shen gong wu are little fairies. They're neither evil or good, due to their size. They can only hold in, one emotion at a time. They guard what's known as The Flower of Fairies, which to them is like a sacred object for all fairies to worship. (Hence the ritual where fairies dance by a fire wearing giant flower buds on their heads.) At any time, the fairies use their magic on humans to make eachother fall in love, by sprinkling some magic dust. The only way to reverse the spell is by capturing the fairy or fairies, that cast the enchantment. Because of the fact that the fairies always leave two alone, if the fairy or fairies can not be found, the two remaining can break the enchantment by becoming one. I wonder what that means."

Chase: "How on earth are we suppose to find it then?"

Elektra stood up and ran down the hallway to the weapon and magical items room. She came back with a pipe that had a vine entwined around it. "We can use this. Fairies can't help but come to the call of a blowpipe. It's one of the few items that a person can use to attract them."

Dojo: "Wow, wicens really did have all sorts of weapons and magical items. Do you know how to use it?"

Chase remembered. She definately did know how to play a pipe, after all she did go to band camp. He remembered that horrible memory. He actually went to see her and ended up being mistaken for a student and...well, that's for another chapter.

Elektra: "Yeah, I do know how to play it." She looked at Chase with a smile remembering what happened at band camp. She started playing a soft tune on the pipe. She finished a few minutes later. "We should go outside and see if there are any fairies."

Dojo: "I sure hope they're out there."

Chase/Elektra: "Me too."

They walked out of the temple and couldn't believe it. There were hundreds, possibly thousands of fairies flying around. That wasn't all. Everyone that was struck by the fairies were headed straight toward them.

Dojo: "I'll try and stop them. You guys try and find the right fairies!" He transformed and flew to the mob. "Ok, if you can all just stop running and quiet down, then we can all settle this nice and..." He got trampled. "...easy. Wait a minute...maybe I can use the wu shan guiser so I can erase all of their memories and everything will go back to normal!" He started hitting his head, and shen gong wu fell out of his ear. "Orb of Tournami, no...Fist of Tebigong, no...Eye of Dashi, no..."

Elektra: "I don't know how we're going to find the right ones, and we've got company heading straight for us!"

Chase: "I say, we just destroy them all."

Elektra: "No! We're not going to destroy them! We're going to have to do the second choice."

He looked at her. "You'd really do that? You wouldn't mind?"

"Of course not. It's the only way. Besides...I wouldn't mind it much...with you. Do you want to?"

"I've been wanting to do this ever since I first met you." He grabbed her and kissed her. She was shocked at first, but she began to relax and put her arms around him.

Dojo: "Finally! Wu Shan Guiser!" It instantly erased everyone's memory of what had happened that day.

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Kimiko: "Do you guys remember what happened today?" They were back to the temple, confused as to what happened.

Rai: "Nope, I don't remember anything."

Clay: "It's all one big blur."

Omi: "I could understand Raimundo not remembering anything, but me not remembering anything either?"

Elektra: "It's just so weird. I can't even understand what went on."

Dojo: "Oh well, let's just forget about it, after all tomorrow's another day.

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So, there you go. Sorry for the delay, but it took longer than I expected. Anyway, I realized there was not enough funny so for your own convinence, here are bloopers I think you'll enjoy.

Act 3, Take 1.

Jack started heading toward Elektra but accidentally tripped on a broken robot and collided with the rock wall. She stood there laughing as well as everyone else that was filming, and in the show.

Act 1, Take 1.

It was a boring day. There was nothing to do, and nothing too interesting was happening. The people on the scaffholding started to wobble since it was falling down and someone fell on some boards which was like a seesaw, sending some bricks flying up to the ceiling, breaking the lights which sparked and started a fire, which sent the sprinklers off. The water hit some electrical stuff which set off dynamite which caused an explosion.

Omi: "I thought this was suppose to be a boring day, not explosion day."

Act 4, Take 1.

Elektra: "Of course not. It's the only way. Besides...I wouldn't mind it much...with you. Do you want to?"

Chase: "I've been waiting for something like this to happen since I first met you."

Elektra: "Wait...you've been waiting for fairies to do this since you first met me?"

Chase: "Actually, I was waiting for cotton candy aliens. But it's basically the same thing.

Act spying, Take Jack.

"You're my one and only precious, my precious. He hugged his pudding cup and kissed it.

That's it for bloopers. See you next chapter! Review on your way out, especially if you might have any ideas for future chapters!