Ok. I said I would post this soon, so I basically am. Anyway, my EVIL little monkey cousins are sleeping over this Saturday night. I don't know if I'm going to survive, so I'm typing and posting this now. Thanks to Akiko142 I will call this chapter, Captured by the Idiot. So, basically The monks are fighting, blah, blah, blah. While fighting Jack captures Elektra, blah, blah, blah. He takes her back to his evil lair which is really the basement in his house, blah, blah, blah. As you people should have noticed by now, he has a huge crush on her, blah, blah, blah. While there, he trys to act like the most evilist dude in the whole world, (which he will never be) just to show off to her, which really doesn't impress her. He tries so many things to get her to like him and it all fails. The worst part for Elektra is the fact that he talks to her and doesn't shut up. She falls asleep and wakes up to him STILL talking. And that's only part of it. So, enjoy!
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Omi: "You will not win Jack Spicer!"
Rai: "Yeah! Especially since you lost yesterday, the day before yesterday, last week."
Clay: "And the week before that, the day before the week before that."
Kimiko: "In shorter terms, you always lose."
Elektra: "I haven't been here all that long, and you haven't won once."
Jack: "I won before I let you go!"
Elektra: "Technically, I'm the one who won, and I left you."
Jack: "ARGH! Jackbots attack!"
Elektra: "Don't you ever fight for yourself, or at least get new weapons?"
Jack: "I do have a new weapon! I just don't know if it works yet."
Everyone continued fighting. Elektra finished defeating the last robot and headed to the shen gong wu."
Jack: "NO! I can't lose for the 5th time!"
Rai: "12th this month!"
Jack took out one of his new inventions which was a...stick? He pointed the stick at her and thing had metalic ropes that shot out of it. It hit Elektra, and the ropes wrapped around her and shocked her with electricity. She fell to the ground unconsious.
Jack: "Wow. I did it. I won! I actually won!" He did the same thing to the rest of the monks, and left with the shen gong wu, and something else.
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Elektra woke up in a dark place. She tried to sit up but had some difficulty. Her entire body had a tingling sensation. When she moved the tingling turned into sharp little stings that coursed through her body.
Jack: "I bet you never saw that coming."
Elektra: "What did you do? Why can't I move?"
Jack: "Well let's see, you were shocked by alot of electricity. It's only natural that after the shock you wouldn't be able to move much of your body for a few hours."
Elektra: "Great. So what are you going to do to me now?"
Jack: "Right now...I just want to talk." And that's exactly what he did. He talked and he talked and he talked. She dozed off, due to boredom, and woke up to find him STILL talking. The good thing was, she could move her body a bit more. She managed to get into a sitting position and reached for her swords.
"They're not there if that's what you're looking for." She looked up at him.
"I put them in a safe place so you can't get them."
"So how long am I suppose to stay here for?"
"A long time."
"Great, I get to listen to my worst enemy."
"Of course I'm your worst enemy, I'm the evilist of them all! HA!HA!"
"No, by worst I meant most annoying."
"I'm still the evil prince of darkness. Everyone shall soon fear me!"
"Oh yeah, they'll be really afraid of a guy that can't even put on the same socks."
"I can put on the same pair of socks!"
"Oh really, then why is one of your socks green and the other brown?"
"...That's none of your business. Soon you'll fear me too, and everyone else. Just call me...The Dark Lord, Prince of Evil."
"Whatever you say...Dork Lord."
"HEY! It's not Dork Lord!...But good diss."
"Can I leave now? I'm getting pretty bored."
"No you can't leave. I have to go through all my evil accomplishments and brag about how evil I am." He started showing her a bunch of inventions he made, and how he planned on taking over the world. She sat there in a cage, bored out of her skull.
"So once I get all the shen gong wu it's off to world domination baby! You know, once I take over the world and become the supreme prince of darkness you and I can spend some quality time together. I'll even let you rule a part of the world. Iceland, Antarctica, Canada, take your pick.
"I'll pass on the world domination thing."
"You'll change your mind after I take over the world."
"No, I don't think I will."
"Oh yeah, before I forget. I have a plan to defeat those xiaolin losers and get their shen gong wu too. All I have to do, is wait till late tonight, and then I will sneak over there with my robots and a band of dwarfs on flying beaver tailed babies and destroy the temple. It's pure brilliance! HAHAHA!"
"Um...where are you gonna get a band of dwarfs on flying beaver tailed babies?"
"...Scratch that. I'll sneak over there with my robots and I'll bring the monkey staff to control an entire army of monkeys!"
"Where are you gonna get the monkeys?"
"Simple, sneak over to the local zoo and then get the band of monkeys. The monks won't see any of it coming, so it'll be a surprise, so they won't be prepared, so I can defeat them and get all of their shen gong wu and take over the temple. So much for a stupid plan, since that one is shear brilliance!"
"You wouldn't dare, do that to my friends."
"I would dare. After all, there's not much you can do. You're stuck in that cage, and so weak that you can't get out."
It was true too. She was weak due to the electricity and had no way of escaping.
"Well look at the time, if you'll excuse me, I have a temple to take over. Oh, and don't worry I'll be back for you." He left.
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He went to the local zoo with the monkey staff and controlled the monkeys there. He, the monkeys, and his robots headed to the temple for a sneak attack. He set up a line of monkeys and robots on each side of the temple. He went down to the shen gong wu vault and started grabbing all the shen gong wu.
Omi: "We have caught you Jack Spicer, with your hands red."
Rai: "Red handed."
Kimiko: "Where's Elektra?"
Clay: "Yeah, you dirty snake in the grass."
Jack: "You shouldn't be worried about her." A bunch of monkeys came up from behind the monks and attacked them. "You should be more worried about yourselves. Monkey Staff!" He turned into a monkey and sent the rest of the monkeys and robots out, to attack the rest of the temple. Within minutes, it was already taken over.
"And you never thought that would happen, did you? My plan was full proof! Everything worked out perfectly, and now I have the temple, all of your shen gong wu, and Elektra. Things are finally working out for the Jack man. Well, I have to get going now, I told Elektra I'd be back. So, since you guys won't be going anywhere, I'll just leave my robots and monkey army here. HA!HA!"
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Elektra tried to escape but she couldn't. She had been watching the whole thing though, since Jack had one of the robots record it as they fought, and it played back on the tv screen. She couldn't believe it. Jack had actually won. He took over the temple and got all the shen gong wu.
"I'm back baby! And I see you got to watch the whole show. I told you my plan would work."
There was only one thing she could do to have any hopes of being free, so she could go help her friends.
"Yeah, you were amazing."
"I told you to stop...you didn't diss me. It's a miracle!"
"So, what are your next plans?"
"I'm going to use all the shen gong wu, my monkeys, and robots, and take over the world! HAHA!"
"Wow, that's alot of work. Need any help?"
He stared blankly at her. "Are you serious?"
"Why wouldn't I be serious?"
"Well, you could...help me take over the world...yeah, this is great! With you by my side I'll be invincible! Wait a minute, but won't Chase be mad? He'll kill me!"
"What? What does he have to do with any of this?"
"Well, seeing how you two..." He had difficulty saying the word. "ll l..o..ve eachother."
"What are you talking about!"
"Well let's see, he saved you that time when you fell off the cliff, and brought you back to his evil lair, I came to raid the temple one time and saw how he beat that guy Adrien, then brought you to your room, and then you were acting all lovey dovey, and then there was the whole thing with the leprechaun. Who knows what else happened."
"You...you were spying all those times!"
"One time I was spying, the other times I just happened to be there."
"Just so you know, we used to be friends."
"You mean, your free?"
"Yes, I'm not going out with anyone."
"ALRIGHT! I do have a chance to go out with you!...Are you ok?"
"Yeah...I just threw up a bit in my mouth."
"Time to take over the world! I'll be invincible! HAHA!"
"Um...could you let me out of the cage now?"
"Wait a minute..."
'Great, he figured the plan out.'
"I forgot about my cookies upstairs. Oh well, cookies can wait." He let her out of the cage.
She was just about to go for her swords when Chase appeared on the tv screen.
"There are rumors that you actually succeeded in taking over the temple, Spicer."
"Yep, it was all me. My evil genius brain came up with a pretty good plan."
"...What is she doing there?"
"Oh, Elektra is my new partner in evil." He put his arm around her shoulder. "She finally figured out how totally evil I am and decided to join me once I take over the world."
He gave him a confused and unbelieving look, then looked at Elektra and new it was all a plan.
"...Well, good luck with your plans." He disappeared from the screen.
"Well, time to start the whole plan with world domination."
"Sorry, but you're not taking over the world." She grabbed his arm and flipped him onto the ground then went toward her swords.
"You are gonna pay big time!" He went for the stick thing that had defeated Elektra before. "AAHH!" Elektra took one of her swords, flipped it in the air, and threw it directly at his arm. It pinned the sleeve of his jacket straight onto the wall. She walked over to him and took the stick thingy and snapped it in half.
"But...but I thought you wanted to be my sidekick."
"I had a sudden change in mind." She took her sword back. "Oh yeah, this is for capturing me, hurting my friends, and stealing from us." She punched him and gave him a black eye. He fell to the ground unconsious.
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Elektra went back to the temple and defeated all the robots, then she used the Tongue of Si Ping to get the monkeys to go back to the zoo.
Omi: "Elektra! You have returned to us!"
"Yeah, and I got all the shen gong wu back."
Clay: "Boy, what a bad day we had."
Kimiko: "Yeah, but at least everything's back to normal now."
Rai: "Yep, another day, but no dollar."
Omi: "Why? Was there suppose to be a dollar here?"
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"Well, well, well. I knew there was something about this girl."
The freaky little bean dude, had sent Yin Yang over to Jack's place to see if the rumors were true. The bird replayed the discussion between Jack and Elektra.
"Well let's see, he saved you that time when you fell off the cliff, and brought you back to his evil lair, I came to raid the temple one time and saw how he beat that guy Adrien, then brought you to your room, and then you were acting all lovey dovey, and then there was the whole thing with the leprechaun. Who knows what else happened."
"You...you were spying all those times!"
"One time I was spying, the other times I just happened to be there."
"Just so you know, we used to be friends."
"You mean, your free?"
"Yes, I'm not going out with anyone."
"Hm. Now I wonder if what she says is true, they USED to be friends. I wonder, is it possible that they could be more than just friends? Well...there's one way to figure it out, and then there's MY way." He started laughing evilly.
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I know I said I'd post it by Friday or Saturday but I had writers block and I was sick. Sorry. But, the ending of this chapter poses a threat which could be a huge problem in the future. Anyway, I have bad news for all of you. You are all probably going to hate and want to kill me. Shugotenshi Sakura I know, already said she'll kill me at school...with a chainsaw. (Gulp) You probably will do the same. I am very afraid now. But it has to happen. In probably the next chapter...y'know how like all of you like the idea of ChasexElektra? I't's going to be, (And you're all going to scream.) ElektraxVictor. I KNOW! But it has to happen. He's going to come back, find Elektra, stay at the temple for a few days, then leaves. Unfortunately, all the monks think they would make a cute couple. Word of advice: Don't EVER let Omi play matchmaker. There's glue involved and then...mistletoe? Worst part is, Chase sees them, gets really mad, starts breaking things, his fairy consious helps, then hurts himself by accident and is just REALLY mad. You all hate me don't you? And you know how much Chase hates him from the Band Camp chappie. But, there is good news! I'm going to make it all up to you! There's this thing, and they end up alone together, and they BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. This line has been disconnected, please try your call again at a different time. Sorry, I can't tell you about what happens, but it will make all of you VERY happy. And it'll make you regret killing me twenty different ways and times. So, just keep reading and reviewing, then you'll get the chapter you people will love. Goodbye, I need to make sure the patient Roger is doing well in recovery. I performed immediate surgery since Roger was gushing banana blood. After, I put him in a full body cast and signed it. (Yes, I did do surgery on a broken banana.) Goodbye!