Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls or anything related to it, all I own is the plot I've created.
A/N: I don't know where the car came from in the last chapter, it was magic that it appeared, now it will magically dissapper. I'm sorry for the mistake, won't happen again. Sorry for the length of this chapter too.
Unreachable
Plan PC
"Now, we've gone over this people." Taylor announced. "Plan PC, Plan 'Phone Calls'."
"We know we've gone over, but you seem to be doubting for you've reread us the at least 25 times." Michel pointed out, his head resting on the desk.
"Put a little love in your heart," Lorelai said nudging him. There were so many people in the town meeting, even Michel had joined in (thanks to Lorelai), and Luke had sat in as well since it concerned Rory. Babette, Miss Patty, Dean, Taylor, Sookie, Jackson and Lorelai were planning on calling Rory to try to persuade her to come home. Michel had decided he wouldn't 'participate in such life wasting events'.
"Tonight—the least threatening—Babette will call. In two days Jackson will, and on Friday Miss Patty will call, followed by Dean—who we hope won't screw up—and then Taylor, Sookie, Luke and of course Lorelai. Leading from least threatening too most threatening. Understood?"
"Yes!" A chorus of voices sang, annoyed and exhausted.
"No one will spill our plan."
"We get it Taylor, let us go home to our kids!" Luke bellowed.
"Well excuse me for trying to save one of our kids from being killed by a rabid bear and left to decompose in the mud!"
"Thanks for putting it so vividly, now I can carry that around with me for the rest of my life!" Jackson said emotionlessly.
"Please don't decide my daughters fate." Lorelai said.
"First call tonight. Meeting adjourned!" He beat his croquet mallet (it was all he could find) against the table sending a screeching boom rumbling through the building.
"Blow our ear drums well your at it!" Dean said complaining as he stood up.
"Well sorry for trying to make this professional."
"I'm afraid I can't hear you." Miss Patty said, swishing her cloak in his face as she walked by.
"I'm never coming to one of these again, they are enough to kill me." Michel said under his breath as he walked out. "That woman next to me was wearing enough perfume to drown me."
"You may as well have been a ghost Michel for the amount you contributed."
"It isn't my daughter." He sneered; clearing thinking he'd one the argument, but no one went up against Lorelai.
"Damn right it isn't, I couldn't imagine you being the father!" Lorelai muttered, then got a grin, "Just imagine what we would have done to make the baby, your fantasies would come alive!" Lorelai said growing with enthusiasm in each word, and then she skipped away accomplished as always.
The last sound she heard was Michel utter repulsive before she was off in her own state of being again, worrying about Rory.
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"We can't sleep out here forever." Rory said.
"Two days was good, lets leave." Logan said, enthusiasm swarming his words.
Rory's cell phone rang interrupting them, "it's… Babette." Rory said, confused looking at the ID.
"Hello?" She muttered into the phone, rolling up her blankets like a sleeping bag and slipping them under her arm.
"Hey darling, I just was wondering how Yale was going. See, my best friends nephew goes there and let me tell you he can heat things up! I was thinking about setting you up for a hot date!"
Rory paused, it was hard to believe the news of Rory's quitting Yale hadn't traveled the world by now, but apparently not. "I'm taking a break from Yale right now, and I'm proud to say I'm dating someone."
"Taking a break from Yale? Why, Bootsy took a break once from his babysitting course and he never went back. You are planning on going back right Rory?"
"I-I don't know." Rory stammered.
"You gotta go back, my girls nephew is just itching to meet you!"
"Well, tell him I'm sorry. I've got to go Babette."
"I miss you Rory." Babette said, it was the calmest words Rory had ever heard leave Babette's mouth. She was flooded by homesickness again.
"I miss you too." Rory choked out.
Then she hung up.
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"Well, you didn't do to well did you." Taylor said into the receiver of his pink phone. He'd always had a kind of fetish, for the color pink, he just loved the comfort it brought.
"I knew we shouldn't have let Taylor listen in." Lorelai said, speaking from one of the phones in Babette's house.
"Ah darling I think I touched Rory, step one is completed." Babette said proudly.
"I think she was really interested in your nephew, she really perked up when you mentioned him." Lorelai said.
Taylor hung up the phone.
"Too bad he's in Jail right now!"
"What? You said he went to Yale!"
"They rhyme."
"Babette?"
"Yeah Lorelai hunny?"
"Why are we standing right next to each other talking on the phone?"
"We're having ourselves a blonde moment."
"A shared blonde moment, we should tell our grand children about it."
"Yes we should."
With that said, they hung up the phones.
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