Triforce Shards
A collection of one-shots covering all things Zelda
A.N: Written for zeldadrabble's Shadows contest.
4. Shadows
Everyone is supposed to have a dark side, right? Well I'm sure this wasn't what they were talking about, not a physical manifestation of yourself hell bent on decapitating you. And it just so happens that my shadow is the biggest pain in the backside.
Aww, you say that as if you don't like me.
Wait a second, you can talk!
No, I'm projecting my thoughts into your brain via telepathy, idiot.
Great, my shadow's a smart ass.
My goodness, it seems to have grasped the rudiments of sarcasm.
Hey, you're my shadow remember? Anything you can do I did first and better.
Indeed. So is that why you're the one bleeding right now?
…
I thought so- ouch!
I don't believe you've had the pleasure of meeting the Megaton Hammer.
Where did that come from?
If you're so great, you tell me.
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Not so tough now, are you? Any last requests before I squish you into a pancake?
You might have won the battle pretty boy, but ultimately I will win the war!
Really? See this hammer, it's telling me differently.
Just you wait, armies of rabid yaoi fangirls will spring to avenge me by writing you into non-con bad smut as my bitch. Mwah ha ha-
…Crap!
-Ha ha ha- ow! Dammit!
One of me is enough.