Authoress: I have to do more comedy! I have to! It's like a drug!

Jareth: And you've overdosed….

Autohress: Who asked you, Glitter-Boy?

Jareth: Grrr.

Zoe: Anyhoo, we are going to start another fic! Don't ask me why…

Jareth: Why?!

Zoe: I just said don't ask!

Authoress: Just start the fic!

Disclaimer: She don't own Labyrinth! It's that simple!

Full House Beats All

Stuck in a Maze

He was defeated, heartbroken, and bored. Well, he had one of three options: He could stay and be bored to he withered away, He could leave and search for the girl and try to win her heart, Or He could kill himself right there and then. Two of those didn't sound very appealing.

There were two small problems. He couldn't get Aboveground without being called and who would watch the entire kingdom while he was off searching for the girl?!

Salvation came the day his sister poofed in for a visit. He would find a way to get Aboveground then he would find the girl, Sarah.

"Jareth? Jareth?! Yoo-hoo! Underground to Major Tom can you hear me?!" a hand was waved in front of his face. Jareth was jolted out of his thoughts. His sister, Mera, stood in front of him with annoyed face on.

"Sorry, wasn't listening," Jareth said. Mera growled.

"You better start listening or you can kiss your little dream vacation goodbye. I will not baby-sit a maze full of Goblins if you are not willing to cooperate," she said sternly.

"I'm sorry, Mera, but I just want to leave this place and get away for a while," he said exhausted. Mera nodded in understanding.

"Alright, the first kid to wish away somebody you'll be out of here. I'll take care of the place. But you might find it cleaner than you left it," Mera said looking around the dirty throne room.

"Mera, this is the first chapter you shouldn't talk of such things. You might upset the fans too early," Jareth said. (AN: As you can see this is going to be comedy, major!)

Mera rolled her eyes heavenward and asked the Gods who gave her such a brother? In heaven the God of War handed the God of Siblings a five-dollar bill.

Suddenly he heard it. Jareth heard the call of someone wishing someone away. Jareth smiled evilly. "I'll be leaving now. I'll see you when I get back," Jareth said producing a crystal.

"Be good," Mera warned. Jareth nodded and disappeared.

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Authoress: I'm gonna leave you there, cuz it's hella funny to watch you guys squirm.

Zoe: It's comedy all the way, so fasten those seatbelts.

Jareth: (Fastens Seatbelt on throne)

Authoress: Oh brother….

All: Please REVIEW!