Authoress: Forgot to tell you! This is going to be a J/S fic, but kinda later on.

Zoe: We are trying to figure out to get her here.

Jareth: Just set a trail of peaches. (Smiles evilly)

Authoress: Shut up! We need to think!

Zoe: We do?

Authoress: Grr, YES!!!

Zoe: Oh ok (bites into peach)

Jareth: She is muse right?

Authoress: Yes she's not very smart, partly because she's my main muse.

Jareth: (scared) YOU HAVE MORE?!

Authoress: (Smiles evilly) Of course

Zoe: (Woozy) Start the fic!

Disclaimer: I wish owned Labyrinth, but I don't.

Full House Beats All

At First We Meet

"I wish the Goblins would come and take her away, right now," an annoyed voice said. There were gasps from around the one who had said it.

"You shouldn't have said that!" a small voice said.

"Well, she did, big deal!" another voice snapped.

"As far as I'm concerned they can have her!" a different voice chimed in. Lightening struck outside the big window. The bay window flew open and in flew a white barn owl.

"What the hell?!" the one that made the wish exclaimed.

"Someone get the cat. A stupid owl flew in the window," a voice shouted. The owl changed into Jareth. The people all stopped moving and talking. He was very imposing in the dark and half of his audience at the moment were scared. Then a light clicked on. Jareth blinked for a moment.

"Girls," a older voice asked, "Who's that?" an old woman stood next to the light switch squinting at Jareth. Jareth took a look at the people standing in front of him. There were five girls. The youngest looked to be about 15, the oldest looked about 17.

"This is our uncle!" one of the girls spoke up to the elderly woman. The girl went over and stood next to Jareth. She was wearing baggy green pants, a t-shirt that had the letter LP on it, and a wristband on her left wrist. "If you don't want to get in trouble, play along," she whispered to Jareth. Jareth was taken by surprise then decided to play along.

"Yes, I've missed you girls!" he said enthusiastically.

"Eh? He came through the window?" the woman asked.

"Old tradition! You can go home now, Mrs. Yule. Uncle will watch us," the girl said. The elderly woman shrugged and left the room. As soon as they all heard her car start up and drive away everyone let out a breath they were holding.

"Thank God that woman can't see for crap," the girl wearing all black and fishnet said darkly. The girl that had talked to Jareth had short blonde hair that went to her chin and forest green eyes. She looked up to Jareth.

"So I'm guessing you're the Goblin King," she said. He nodded. "Are you going to take that woman away? We really don't care, but we kinda don't want to be blamed for her disappearance," she said.

"You're wasting the man's time, Kori," a bored voice said, The girl who spoke was sitting against the wall. She had on a white polo and a plaid skirt, her dark brown hair was done up in a tight bun. Her blue eyes were looking towards the book in her hands.

"So, you staying?" the goth asked from her position on the bed. She had dyed black hair that was spiked up and dark brown eyes.

"Oh please stay!" a girl that practically looked like a model asked. She was dressed up for cheerleading practice. "We won't have to be with that annoying woman again!"

"Why don't you let him at least talk!" a voice came from the other window. Yet another girl, sat on the other window looking at the rain. She had long reddish hair and dark green eyes. She wore blue jeans and a red tank-top. "Sorry for stalling you sir. Go ahead and talk," she said and looked over to him.

Jareth took a deep breath. "Well, I do need a place to stay while I'm here. If you wouldn't mind, I would be grateful for the lodging," he said. There was some cheering and some smiles. Then there was a creak. The girls seemed to freeze. Then all hell broke loose.

"Crap! Kelli! She's home! What do we do?!" Kori asked frantically. The girl in plaid just frowned and looked to Jareth.

"I say we just tell her. What do you think, Leah?" Kelli asked the goth. The goth scowled.

"There's an idea. Let's tell her that we wished away our guardian and now we have invited the Goblin King into our home," she said sarcastically.

"You are no help in situations like these," the cheerleader complained.

"Brittany, when have you ever helped?" Leah asked.

"That's not nice! You're mean!" she sulked and folded her arms over her chest.

"Well, there goes two opinions," Kori growled. She then looked to the girl sitting at the window. "Virginia, got any ideas?"

"Why don't you just tell her he's Mrs. Yule's son or something. He needed a place to stay and he's a respectable young man from England?" she said.

"Wow, that was easy," Kori said.

"Good, because that's the only Idea I'm giving you this week," Virginia said.

"There's Miss Mellow for you," Leah said and got up to go downstairs. She walked downstairs and was greeted by a tall girl with long blonde hair.

"Hey, Leah, is everyone upstairs?" she asked. The girl hand on black slacks and a dark purple T-shirt that said Totem Dark Bar.

"Yeah," Leah answered and took a swig of the milk.

"Right," the girl said and walked off. She walked upstairs. The blonde entered the big room all the girls were in.

"Hey guys I thought I old you not to play in my ro-" she stopped when she noticed the guy standing in her room. He had short blonde hair and mis-matched eyes. Yes, for those of you that are lost, this is not Jareth's son! This is the changed Jareth.

"Who's this? And what is he doing in my room?" she asked.

"This is Mrs. Yule's son, Jareth. He's a foreign exchange student from England and he majored in medicine. He's going to be a doctor. He said that he can watch us from now on! He needs a place to stay- MMPH" Brittany was cut short when Kelli stuck her hand over her mouth.

"Stop rambling," she said. "OW! You brat! She bit me!"

"What did expect her to do? Let you hold her mouth?" the new girl asked.

"Shane! She bit me! She could have germs! I could become dumb like her!" Kelli freaked out and ran out of the room. Brittany smiled evilly and chanced after her.

"Play with me Kelli!" could be heard down the hall. "I want to play doctor,"

"Weirdoes," Virginia said and picked herself up from her place at the window. "I'll be downstairs," she walked out of the room

"Starving artist, the new girl muttered and looked to Jareth.

"Loosing inspiration, is she?" he asked trying to make conversation.

"No, she's actually starving herself, 'till she creates a new masterpiece! She's a singer," there was a long silence. "Hi, I'm Shane," she held out her hand. Jareth shook her hand.

"It's a pleasure to meet you," he said. Shane could tell right away he was English.

"Could you come downstairs for a moment, I have to have a long chat with my sisters," she said.

"Of course," the two walked downstairs.

"Girls get your butts down here now!" Shane called. There were feet stomping upstairs. The five girls were then on the couch looking straight ahead. At a time like this, Shane meant business.

"Why did you lie to me?" Shane started out. The girls on the couch looked from one another. Shane then looked straight at Brittany.

"Brittany, why did you lie to me?" she asked.

"What do you mean?" she asked, near tears.

"First off, you five really need to work on getting to know your babysitter. You guys! Mrs. Yule is Irish! She has been a widow since, well, a long time! She doesn't have a son! I'm the one that interviewed her. She told me all about it! Heck, she wouldn't shut up about it! This guy right here is English. And in order to have an exchange student you need to send a student to the other place!" Shane finished and sat down in the leather chaise near the door. "You people have problems," she sighed.

"If it's all the same, can we keep him?" Kori asked.

"Kori, he's a grown man, not some dog you accidentally hit while learning how to drive," Shane said. Kori shot her a glare and just sulked.

"Well why not?" Leah interrupted. "If wanted to hurt us by now I think he would've," she said. Shane sighed…. Again.

"Fine! But if there is any problem he's out of here in a heartbeat!"

"Will you please stop talking about me like I'm not here?" Jareth said as he leaned against the door. Suddenly the door burst open, throwing Jareth of balance and crashing to the floor.

"HELLO HAPPY PEOPLE!"

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Authoress: I'll leave it at that!

Zoe: Ok

Jareth: PLEASE REVIEW!