Authoress: Sorry if I confused you guys! I guess info is needed when you read my stories.
Goth- Leah (Spiked Black hair, brown eyes)
Punk- Kori (Short blonde hair, forest green eyes)
Singer- Virginia (Dark red hair, dark green hair)
Prep- Brittany (Curled blonde hair, brown eyes)
Genius- Kelli (Dark brown hair, blue eyes)
Oldest- Shane (Long blonde hair, purple eyes)
Zoe: Hey, where am I?!
Authoress: In la-la land…
Jareth: Look who's talking.
Authoress: On with the show!
Disclaimer: Don't own Labyrinth, but I do own just about all the girls!
Full House Beats All
Jareth Learns of Pain
"HELLO HAPPY PEOPLE!" a sing-song voice called out as the door slammed open. Jareth went head first onto the floor. (AN: )
"Ow," was all that was heard.
"Well, look who's home," Leah muttered.
"It's good to see you too, Gothika," the new girl shot.
"Shut up you two. So, Torance, you seem happy. How was your date with Greg?" Shane asked. Meanwhile Jareth is on the floor, still in pain. The girl at the door had long black hair and bright blue eyes.
"Oh I dumped him. He was so not right with me. Besides he's a Scorpio, totally opposite to me," the girl waved her hand dismissing the thought. Kori handed Kelli a five dollar bill and muttered some choice words.
"So anybody hungry?" Shane asked. Yet again, nobody noticed Jareth.
"Ow," was the only word he said as all the girls huddled into the kitchen.
One hour Later…..
"Oh Jareth there you are!" Shane said and went to stand over him on the floor. "Where you been buddy?" she asked. Jareth felt like killing someone, but kept that little thought to himself.
"Look, I need a place to stay while I'm ….. er, in town. Ok?" he said as he hopped up and dusted himself off. (AN: Hopped up? That was a quick recovery).
"Well, why didn't you say so?! Sure you can stay," Shane said.
"That's all? No protest?" he asked.
"No, why?" she asked.
"Then why did you go through that whole stupid conversation with those girls, you call your sisters?!" he practically yelled.
"I don't like it when people lie to me," Shane answered. (AN: I so wish this was an anime, so he could face fault- but he can't)
"Can you just tell me if you know somebody by the name of Sarah Williams," Jareth said exhausted.
"Oh yeah, she's our next door neighbor," Shane answered. Can this story get any more covenant?! Jareth looked at Shane like she had three heads.
"You've got to be joking," Jareth said.
"No, if I was joking I would've said 'A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face,'" she said.
"Ok, you're not joking," Jareth said. (AN: That little skit kinda wasn't mine). Jareth just started thinking and plotting. Shane waved her hand in front of his face a couple of times. When he didn't move she shrugged and went upstairs to bed.
Jareth, being kind of dense, stood there all night thinking about how he was going to get Sarah to love him. When the girls went downstairs in the morning they had to step around the statue that was Jareth. Then an idea came to him.
The girls all sat down to breakfast. They all had their cereals out on the table and were getting ready to eat it. They picked up their spoons.
"EUREKA! I'VE GOT IT!" Jareth burst into the room. Milk and cereal went everywhere. Jareth then found himself drenched in milk.
"Stupid Goblin King! You don't do that while we're eating," Shane yelled.
"But I- Wait how did you know I was the goblin King?" Jareth asked.
"Your tattoo says it," Torance said and pointed to the tattoo on his forearm. Jareth looked down at it.
"Oh, forgot about this," he said. (AN: No wonder he where long sleeves all the time).
"Now what were you yelling about before you entered?" Kelli asked. Jareth thought for moment.
"Oh I forgot," Jareth said.
A half An Hour Later….
"NOW I REMEMBER!" Jareth said and woke the sleeping girls at the table.
"What?" Torance asked, Shane then looked down at her watch.
"HOLY SHIT! I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK!!" she grabbed her coat and headed out the door. She then entered again. "Oh by the way, you girls behave for Jareth ok?" With that she left.
"So…. Anybody see the news?" Kelli asked, just to fill the silence.
"No, why?" Kori asked.
"I think I saw something about a new club opening up," Kelli answered.
"Should we go?" Torance asked.
"I don't know. Ask our babysitter," Leah said. Every girl looked to Jareth. Jareth started backing out of the kitchen.
"This cannot end well."
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Authoress: As you can see, Torance is the Romantist.
Zoe: Please review, we like it!
Jareth: (Asleep)
Authoress: (elbows him)
Jareth: Wha- huh? Oh yeah, review, whatever….