Authoress: I got reviews! I feel so happy inside!
Zoe: No, that's just the Mountain Dew talking.
Authoress: Oh, well then I'm still happy that people like my story!
Zoe: I can't say the same for Jareth.
Jareth: (snore)
Authoress: JARETH!
Jareth: (wakes up) THAT'S NOT A SOCK!!
Z & A: O-O
Jareth: Crap…
Z & A: (burst out laughing)
Disclaimer: Don't own Labyrinth
Z & A: (still laughing)
Jareth: Just start the damn fic…
Full House Beats All
Babysitting Isn't All Fun
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?!" Jareth asked as he was being dragged to the van by Kelli and Brittany. Kori grabbed the keys from inside, but Leah grabbed them from her.
"HEY! I want to drive!" Kori yelled.
"Oh no! All you do is tell us to be quiet every time you almost hit a pedestrian!" Leah said and tossed the keys to Virginia.
"Oh yeah, let the anorexic drive. And that was one time!" Kori argued and got in the car. At that moment Sarah went outside. She looked over and saw her strange neighbors getting into the car, then she saw a guy she didn't know.
"Hey guys! Who's that?" Sarah called. Kelli and Brittany turned around and their eyes widened. Jareth opened his mouth to say something. Kelli and Brittany shoved him in the car.
"Oof!"
"He's a new babysitter," Leah said. She got the rest of the girls in the car and shut the door. Virginia started the car and backed out of the drive-way. She waved to Sarah and drove off. Sarah stood there waving awkwardly.
"I wonder who that was?" she shrugged, "Oh well, probably gay," she said then looked around. "What did I come out here for again?" she asked.
The car stopped rather abruptly in front of a Walmart. "AHH!" the girls screamed as they all flew forward as the car stopped.
"Argh, where are we?" Leah asked as she rubbed her head.
"Let Virginia drive, huh? Great idea!" Kori complained.
"Shut up," Leah shot back. The door of the van opened and everyone fell out.
"Get off of me!" Brittany yelled.
"Jareth move your hand or die a very painful death," Leah cursed.
"That's not my hand!" Jareth said in defense.
"Can't (gasp) Breathe!" Kori gasped out.
"Somebody get off from sitting on my stomach!" Kelli screamed.
"Sorry Kelli!" Torance apologized.
Virginia walked around the car and looked at the pile of people on the ground. "Do you mind, we need to get stuff and leave,' she said, bored. They all untangled themselves and got up with muttering and grumbling.
"Why did you guys stop me from talking to Sarah?!" Jareth asked.
"You're not supposed to until Chapter 6," Kelli said.
"Really?" Jareth asked. Leah whipped out her script out of nowhere. She flipped to page 10.
"Yeah, it says here," Leah said and showed Jareth page.
"Oh, ok," Jareth shrugged.
"Hey wait let me see that," Torance said. She looked at the script. "I go out with a guy name, Derek?!" she asked. Leah closed the script and put it away.
"Where are we?" Jareth asked.
"Walmart superstore. It has everything!" Brittany said.
"Guys, let's get it straight that we are just here for the provision, nothing else," Virginia said.
Three hours Later…..
"You were saying about, 'Just the provisions'?" Kori asked as the group walked out of the store with two shopping carts full.
"Shut up," Virginia muttered
"Now where do we go?" Kelli asked as they got into the van.
"Blockbuster of course!" Torance said. The van zoomed off and stopped again in front of a Blockbuster Video Store. The girls entered and exited in a minute flat. They had twenty videos/ dvds. This brought whole new meaning to the phrase 'gone in sixty seconds'.
"Are we missing something?" Leah asked as they looked around the van. Then the girls all looked at each other.
"JARETH!"
Meanwhile Jareth standing in front of Walmart
"I'm going to be dead by the end of the week," Jareth said then nearly dodged the speeding van. The door opened as the van stopped in front of him.
"Sorry, Jare, we thought you were already in!" Torance apologized. Jareth grumbled and climbed into the van.
"Off we go!" Kori said and the van speeded off again.
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Authoress: You think I'm hurting Jareth too much?
All Jareth Fan: YES!!
Authoress: O-O
Jareth: What do you think?!
Authoress: I don't think! HA! Got you there!
Jareth: Yup, you really got me (sarcasm)
Zoe: Just review (shaking head)