A/N: Hey! Here's another new chapter of 'Know Your Inuyasha Stars'! Sesshomaru's next because one of my reviewers ask nicely for him to go next, how could I say no? So, here's Sesshy's Know you stars!
Disclaimer: I dun own Inuyasha! Got it!
"Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…"
"Who's there? Show yourself at once!" Sesshomaru said.
"Sesshoumaru…likes to flap his arms while jumping up and down saying 'I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!'"
"I do no such thing! You insolent human!" Sesshomaru said crossing his arms.
"Yeah, sure. Sesshomaru…wishes he was as strong and handsome as his brother, Inuyasha."
"Half brother! And I would never wish for such a thing! AND WHO THE HELL THINKS MY BROTHER IS STRONG AND HANDSOME!" Sesshomaru yelled.
"Oh, quit denying it, you do and you know it!"
"You are the most appalling creature I have ever talked to! Maybe his wench would think that, but I would never think that of my half breed brother!"
"…I thought he was your half brother…?"
"He is- oh forget it…" Sesshomaru said looking un-amused.
"Sesshomaru…he likes to sing 'I feel like a woman' when no ones around."
"How did you know! Ack! I mean, this Sesshomaru would never do such a preposterous thing!" Sesshomaru yelled trying to regain his composure.
"Whoa, to much big words, I feel a headache coming on…"
"I already have one thanks to you!" Sesshomaru yelled angrily.
"Not my problem…"
"It will be your problem when I put a hole in your head…" he mumbled under his breath.
"Whatever…Sesshoumaru…wants to be gay with Jaken."
"Where are you coming up with this stuff! I would never want to be gay with Jaken! All he is, is a worthless toad!" Sesshomaru said.
"Sesshoumaru…didn't say that last night when you were with Jaken. (hint, hint, nudge, nudge)"
"WHAT! You tell one more lie about me and your gunna have the slowest, most painful death ever!" Sesshomaru threatened dangerously.
"That is if you can find me…SUCKER!"
"Grrr…"
"Sesshoumaru…wants to become bestest friends with Inuyasha, so they can live happily ever after!"
"ARGH! Now I'm mad!" Sesshomaru said as his eye twitched.
"No your not, your just constipated."
"Shut the hell up!" he yelled finally snapping completely.
"Sesshoumaru…likes to wear girlish makeup to look more feminine."
"Uh, well…No I don't?" Sesshomaru said faltering slightly.
"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
"Huh?" he said confused and looked down to see some kid light his pants on fire. "Holy crap!" Sesshomaru yelled attempting to put his pants out.
"Heh, heh, heh….Hey Mr. Announcer guy! I want my fifty bucks!" the kid yelled.
"Whatever kid, you know where to find me."
(wildly jumping around, trying to put fire out) "What! You know where to find that creep, kid? TELL ME WHERE HE IS!" Sesshomaru yelled shaking the kid roughly.
"Uh, your pants" the kid said pointing at Sesshomaru's pants.
"Wha?" he looked down to see the fire spreading. He screamed and continued to jump around wildly while the kid ran away.
"Uh, Now you know…Sesshoumaru?"
(Sesshy's to busy trying to put fire out to notice that it's over)
"Um…hehe…(get out cell phone and calls pizza place) Yep, extra large with pepperoni…15 minutes? Great! (hangs up)"
"Shouldn't you be calling the fire department!" Sesshomaru yelled bating at the fire.
"Should I? Hm, don't feel like it…"
"GAK! WHAT? But I…the fire…and, and-" Sesshomaru passed out with a dull thud as he hit the floor and the fire sizzled out.
"Hm, guess it was to much for him…oh well! I've got pizza! (leaves)"
A/N: Well, yeah, I know Sesshy was a little OOC, but I think it turned out pretty good! But I wanna know what you thought! So review please! You can also request who you want me to do next. See-ya!