A/N: Hi! I want to thank everyone for reviewing! I luv you all! (huggles reviewers)

Reviwers: AHH! GET IT OFF!

Fine! Be that way! Anyway, I'm making Naraku's Know Your Stars thing this time, I picked at random to decide which character would go next , so sorry if you didn't get who you wanted. Don't hurt me! WARNING! Lots of OOCness ahead…So, yeah, on with the chapter…Oh! And thanks to Dancing Pickle for your ideas! I used a few! Well, read on!

Disclaimer: Dun own Inuyasha and never will!

"Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…"

"Come out now or else I will send a horde of demons to eat you…then kill you…" Naraku smiled in that retarded way of his.

"Naraku…Is a weak puny half-demon with powers that couldn't hurt a fly."

"Remember, eat you THEN kill you…" Naraku said.

"Naraku…Thinks all spiders are his children…"

"Well of course they are! I'm the KING of spiders! Look at the scar!" Naraku said pointing to his…freaky spider shaped scar.

"…You scare me…"

"DOOM!" Naraku bellowed.

"Naraku…is a coffee addict…"

"Well, what else would keep me going? The urge to kill Inuyasha? Ha!" Naraku said crossing his arms with a small laugh.

"Um, ok, not working…uh, Naraku…tried to kill himself because Kikyo was going out with Inuyasha."

"Urg, that never happened! NEVER!" Naraku yelled.

"Yeah you sound sure of yourself. Naraku…Loves every living and dead thing on the planet."

O.O "What the f-" a brick was thrown at Naraku's head.

"Ah, ah, no swearing!"

"I can swear whenever I damn well feel like it!" Naraku yelled rubbing the back of his head.

"Naraku is being a bad little boy, he needs to be punished…"

"And just how are you going to do that, you weakling? I'm the great Naraku! I bring fear into the hearts of everyone!"

"Yeah, with your looks…"

"I find my look to be very intimidating! So shut up before I kill you!"

"Ya know, there's always a way to punish…such as….having Jaken grope you! He's gay you know and he loves a strong demon for the taking. Let's bring out our first contestant Naraku!"

All of the sudden everything turns into a game show.

"Wha-" Naraku looked around with wide eyes. "Your not serious?"

"Wanna bet?"

(Jaken comes zooming out with hearts in his eyes) "Where's my super hot demon!" Jaken squaked looking around franticly. "oOoOoOoO there he is! If I can't have Sesshomaru he'll have to do!" Jaken said groping Naraku.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! Get this thing off of me! Make it stop! Make it stop!" Naraku screamed girlishly trying to pry the gay toad off.

"What's the magic words?"

"Get me out or I'll kill you!" Naraku shouted once again pulling Jaken away from his face.

"Nope! Guess again!"

"…I know I'm going to regret this later…P-Puh-please!" he choked out, his face scrunching up in disgust.

"That's a good boy! (throws a bone)"

Jaken and the game show scene disappears

" I…Will…Get…You…" Naraku hyperventilated.

"Naraku…farts in a can to make the miasma. On sale today for only $999.99!"

"W-what! What kind of a lie is that!" Naraku shouted angrily.

"Not a lie, Kagura almost went blind seeing you do it and still lives to tell the tale."

"…I will get Kagura for spying on me! I-I mean, That never happened you weak human!"

O.O "Dude, your starting to scare me even more than before…"

"Damn her and her spying!" Naraku mumbled, to busy seething to notice.

"Well…Naraku…loves to go dancing naked in the rain."

"Who the hell would want to go dancing naked in the rain!" Naraku yelled getting back to the point.

"…Isn't it obvious pretty boy, you would! Jeeze, this guy is really dense…"

"I am pretty, aren't I? I love my baboon cloak!" Naraku said cuddling his cloak.

O.O "…How is it that you're the only one who can freak me out…Naraku…his favourite show is Blues Clues, he even likes to sing along!"

"That isn't true at all! ….Even though it is a catchy tune…" Naraku mumbled getting nervous.

"What's that? I couldn't hear you, but I think you said that you loved Blues-"

"I DO NOT LIKE THAT INFERIOR, STUPID SHOW!" Naraku yelled with his fingers crossed behind his back.

"Whatever you say…But I saw your fingers crossed…"

"B-but…ARGH!" Naraku shouted with defeat.

"Heh…Naraku…is a nudist."

"I am not a nudist! That is sick even for my standards" Naraku said with his hands on his hips.

"I hate to tell you this but, I have quite a bit of dirt on you from one of my sources. Oh, look, here's a picture of you! Whoa, looks like you had quite the kinky summer!"

"How did…Your lying! I never did anything like that!" Naraku stated, starting to go pale.

"Yeah, well then tell me how I got these pictures?"

"Wow, that's a nice body, now I'm actually kind of glad this is the only job I could get after getting fired from Sesshomaru's service…" Jaken said to himself holding a handful of pictures and giving them to Naraku.

"How…this…" Naraku stuttered a look of pure horror on his face.

"Call me sometime you sexy beast you…" Jaken winked suggestively at Naraku.

"But……." Naraku trailed off lamely.

"(Laughing ass off) Now (gasps for air) You Know…Naraku! (contiues to laugh)"

"So, sexy, my place or yours?" Jaken said seductively.

Naraku looked down at the imp and ran away screaming bloody murder.

"So it's you place then!" Jaken yelled running after him.

A/N: Whoo! That was a fun chapter to write! Hope there was enough crazy-ness in it for you! Well, R&R or you might just be Jaken's next prey! Ha, kidding. But please review! It would make my day if you did! No flames though! This is just a crazy story I write in my spare time for others to enjoy! And I hope everyone enjoyed it! See-ya!